Zongwu: I am happy after marrying Xu Zhihu, who is in a vegetative state

"Food enters the stomach, undergoes the immersion of fire and water, and incarnates as the Bodhisattva of Great Compassion and Pessimism, where he disperses his body..."

"Then he walked alone, walked through the pyloric door, turned into the sheep's intestine path, and asked..."

"This Dao, also known as the Little Infinity Purgatory, has twelve judges living here..."

"After nine curves and eighteen bends, face the avenue..."

"Poof!"

Li Changsheng knocked on the blackboard: "Finally, here sit meditation and settle, break through delusions, until you snatch the door and go out, completing the beginning of a reincarnation." "

Good!

The blue bird listened fascinated, and couldn't help but pat Green Willow's thigh!

It's wonderful!

It's all a Sunday cultivation!

Green Willow: "... "

Xu Zhihu: "... "

You two, what's wrong with the designation!

"So..."

Li Changsheng finally concluded: "Although the more you eat, the more you pull, but you can't completely eliminate it... "

"These days, the county lord eats with pills and wine, so he has not accumulated any positive fruits in this path..."

"Although this is less hard to ask, it is also less joyful to be righteous..."

"The most important thing is..."

"This path has been deserted for too long, and if this door is not opened for a long time, it will inevitably lose its role in the future..."

"Therefore, you can't give up food because of choking, you still have to fit yin and yang, there is in and out, and the way is the avenue."

I see.

Green Willow and Blue Bird nodded in response.

It's strange, though.

Obviously such a shameful topic.

And still talk about it during meals.

Why don't you feel embarrassed at all.

On the contrary, there is a strong thirst for knowledge?

Well.

I believe that the county owner is the same!

Don't say anything else.

Gunma really knows a lot.

Is this really just an errand?

Or is there any side hustle?!

With this question, Qingniao said, "Then uncle, do we also need to calculate the weight of the county lord's food?" "

Good question.

Li Changsheng's chopsticks pointed to Xu Zhihu on the bed and said, "The large intestine is different from the bladder, don't look at it, it takes up such a little place, but if you pull it out, then you can at least turn here once..." "

"Think about it, how many positive fruits can be stored in this circle?"

Hiss.

Green Willow and Blue Bird both felt unbelievable, just a little intestine, is it that long?

Li Changsheng said: "The amount of food is not easy to calculate, and the county lord's gate is not good to enter and exit frequently, but we can choose a fixed time point, and then guide the county owner through the external stimulation of the gate." "

Xu Zhihu: "... "

Why am I not in a coma yet?!

Why should I listen to this?!

You and my husband and wife, do you have to study this way?!

[Bond Chapter Generation: The Daily Life of a Couple].

[Unlock Bond Screen: Immortal Art].

Click.

Polygon generation.

Inside the room, Li Changsheng held a teaching whip and pointed at the blackboard remotely, with a face of great righteousness.

On the other side, Xu Zhihu held his chin in his hand, his brows frowned slightly, and he was listening and thinking.

And in the corner, are two maids who bury their heads in taking notes.

Points: 8000

I never thought that this talk would be almost an hour.

And unlocking [Immortal Art], there are also 2000 points credited.

Li Changsheng suddenly felt that this point began to come in a uproar.

Think about the cave room last night, did so many things, it was only more than 10,000 points.

But now unlock a screen, add bubble points, and 8,000 points at once.

This also made Li Changsheng realize that the deeper the bond with Xu Zhihu, the more this point would naturally come.

And obviously.

There are still many things that have not been unlocked on Xu Zhihu's body, and many things have not been developed.

Every first time will definitely bring you incredible points!

"Okay, let's eat everything, clean up when you're full."

Li Changsheng waved his hand and signaled to collect all these steamed lambs, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, and burnt flower ducks.

Xu Zhihu: "... "

I, I haven't eaten yet.

Didn't any of you ask, or remind him?!

Fortunately, the green willow and the blue bird were raised by King Xu Liang, and then said: "Uncle, the county lord?" "

Li Changsheng smiled slightly: "The kitchen cutting is too heavy, I will personally cook it for her later." "

This look is a picture that can generate bondage points, how can it be applied to outsiders?

"Now I'll teach you one thing first."

Saying that, Li Changsheng sat on the edge of Xu Zhihu's bed, lifted her feet, and pulled her on his lap.

Yes!

Both Green Willow and Blue Bird couldn't help but exclaim.

Although on this day, they almost forgot Wang Ye's orders.

But Li Changsheng's intimate action still reminded the two, making Green Willow and Blue Bird instantly remember what their mission was: not to cook raw rice into mature rice!

"Aunt, this..."

"Aunt, please put it down..."

Anyway.

Li Changsheng looked at the two maids who were coming over and waved his hand to indicate that he would not do anything out of line.

He took off the county lord's shoes and socks, held the delicate and cute little feet, and said to the green willow and the blue bird: "Recognize the acupuncture points on the soles of the feet." "

Well?!

The blue bird didn't want to think about it, and replied, "I know." "

Green Willow reacted and nodded along with it.

Then stretch your neck, prick up your ears and wait for the tutorial.

Sure enough, the benefits of the martial arts world are here.

Li Changsheng lifted Xu Zhihu's smooth footboard and motioned, "Okay, you guys mark the acupuncture path for me." "

Green Willow: "??? "

Blue Bird: "??? "

Aunt, aren't you going to teach us?!

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Flowers, tickets? I beg my brothers for some support!