30 days of wilderness survival

"I'm sorry, I'll pay attention next time!"

Qin Feng touched his head a little embarrassed, he didn't know what to say, thinking about it carefully, it was indeed quite dangerous.

It's just that my head was hot at the time, so I didn't think about it that much at all, and I just thought about not letting the shark escape.

Such a move is indeed quite dangerous.

When Di Lieba heard this, her eyes widened, and she pointed at Qin Feng's nose and said, "Next time?" Do you want to have a next time? "

Qin Feng hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I promise not to do such a dangerous thing in the future!" "

After hearing this, Di Lieba put her hand down.

At this time, Qin Feng noticed that there were tears in the corners of Di Lieba's eyes.

She cried?

Qin Feng couldn't help but secretly wonder in his heart why Di Lieba was crying, but if a girl would cry for a boy, there was only one possibility, that is, she liked him.

As the saying goes, love grows over time.

Qin Feng thought about it for a moment, this was also reasonable.

After all, he is so approachable, loved by everyone, and flowers bloom, it is not surprising that Di Lieba likes herself.

Some things can be seen through without being explained, and some answers can be clear in your heart.

"By the way, why aren't you worried about me at all?"

Qin Feng deliberately diverted the topic, wrapped his hand around Xiao Zhan's neck, and smiled evilly at him.

Xiao Zhan smiled faintly and said, "Others don't understand you, don't I know you yet?" With your skills, it's not a piece of cake to deal with a shark! "

Qin Feng said with a smile: "I'm embarrassed to say this, but I still have to thank you, if you hadn't thrown that harpoon to me, I really don't know how to get out of danger." "

"Don't thank me, if you want to thank Dilireba, or she will run back in a hurry, and I won't know you're in danger."

As he spoke, Xiao Zhan pointed to Di Lieba on the side.

Just as Qin Feng was about to say thank you, Di Lieba shook his head and said, "No thanks, this is what I should do, it's okay if you're fine." "

Having said that, Qin Feng still didn't want to owe anyone else, and still said thank you to Di Lieba.

As the saying goes, you can see the truth in adversity, and only in the most dangerous times can you know who really cares about you.

Qin Feng sighed helplessly: "Alas, it's a pity that we couldn't bring that shark back, otherwise it would have been enough for us to eat for a long time." "

Xiao Zhan smiled and said, "You are really greedy enough, it's good for people to come back, and you still want to bring that shark back." "

Qin Feng changed his words and said with a smile: "Anyway, do you want to listen to the joke, I just thought of a joke related to sharks!" "

As soon as he heard that Qin Feng was going to tell a joke, not only Xiao Zhan and others, but even the audience were also interested.

Xiao Zhan hurriedly urged: "Then don't sell it, hurry up!" "

At the beginning, Xiao Zhan was not interested in Qin Feng's jokes, but after getting in the car, he couldn't get out again.

Qin Feng cleared his throat, and then he spoke: "Two men and three women went to the beach to play, two men and two women went to the sea to swim, and one woman sat alone on the beach. After a while, a boy came to her and asked, "Girl, why don't you go into the sea to play?" "

When the girl heard this, she lowered her head shyly and said slowly, I'm afraid that if I go down, I will attract sharks."

After listening to the joke, Xiao Zhan understood in seconds.

Zhao Liying and Di Lieba quickly understood what it meant, and immediately glanced at Qin Feng and twisted their heads to the side.

In the live broadcast room, the audience brushed up the barrage one after another.

"Sure enough, it's an old driver, and he won't forget to drive even if he doesn't die."

"It's impossible to park, it's impossible to park in this life."

"Anyway, why didn't I understand what that meant, did the big guy explain it to me?"

"There will be people who can't understand this in these years, you're afraid they're kidding us!"

"Those who can watch the live broadcast here must be adults, everyone understands it, so don't pretend."

"I really don't understand, I've just started elementary school, what does that mean?"

"What live broadcast do primary school students watch, why don't you go to the king pesticide soon!"

"Get out! Elementary school students play with the king of farts pesticides, or go play and eat chicken! "

"Elementary school students: Labor and management are going to play the king of pesticides, and you have the ability to cut me!"

After telling a joke to adjust the tense atmosphere, Qin Feng glanced at the time displayed on the drone above his head, and found that it was already eleven o'clock at noon, and before he knew it, it was time for lunch.

Qin Feng arranged: "Okay, it's not too early, it's time to prepare lunch." "

After hearing this, Xiao Zhan took out the bird eggs in the pottery bowl and handed them to Qin Feng.

Qin Feng sighed helplessly and said, "Hey, it's a pity that there is no shark oil, otherwise you can make an omelette and eat it." "

Di Lieba said: "These eggs are so small, they should be bird eggs." "

Qin Feng said: "That's right, this is indeed a bird's egg. But don't ask me what kind of bird's egg it is, because I don't know. "

Di Lieba couldn't help laughing, covered her mouth and said, "Hahaha, how do you know I'm going to ask you what kind of bird's eggs this is?" "

Qin Feng smiled faintly and said, "Aren't all girls like this, most of them like to break the casserole and ask the end." "

As soon as she heard this, Zhao Liying immediately said: "Nonsense, I won't do this!" "

Qin Feng explained: "That's not because it didn't meet your point of interest, once a certain question just meets your interest, you will be like this." For example, when your husband comes back from a trip and you find a woman's hair on his collar, I don't believe you will say nothing. "

The common characteristic of women is suspicion, whether light or severe, Qin Feng still understands this.

As soon as Qin Feng said this, Zhao Liying was speechless all of a sudden, indeed as he said, if something like that happened, he would definitely break the casserole and ask in the end.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, Xiao Zhan deliberately coughed and asked, "Since there is no oil, how are you going to eat these bird eggs?" "