We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

Tong, still incomprehensible for the "second half price for couples" that I just heard.

Why did the waiter acquiesce that they are a couple?

He was puzzled, and embarrassed to ask Ying Qiao, holding the cone, he forgot to eat it.

Ying Qiao looked at him, and the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously: "Why don't you eat it? It's going to melt."

Jiang Ran recovered, and quickly licked a few mouthfuls. The wonderful taste of the strawberry cone instantly made him forget his doubts. Side by side with Ying Qiao, he held a pink cone that was extremely inconsistent with his temperament while eating. Walk to the community.

The rate of turning heads along the way is not low.

Fortunately, Jiang Ran had accepted the explanation given by Ying Qiao, and he was too lazy to explore the eyes of others, and finished the cone happily. He also said that he would take his brother to eat tomorrow.

Ying Qiao deliberately didn't tell him that this was about a couple's event, and coaxed him: "The second one is half price, remember to buy two."

Jiang Ran was very satisfied with his thrifty housekeeping, and said that after he had remembered, he exchanged good night with him and returned to the community.

…

I don't know if it was because of the strawberry cones, Jiang Ran had all the cones in his dreams that night.

He dreamed that he suddenly owned a strawberry cone that he could not finish eating. The whole beast was so excited that he licked happily while holding the big cone. He just didn't know why he was licking it. Strawberry was sweet. The tube suddenly became a snake-shaped Ying Qiao. @∞好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

Ying Qiao's upper body is still a handsome human figure, but below the waist is a thick snake's tail.

He frowned and asked Jiang Rian: "Why are you licking my tail?"

Jiang Ran's face was red and his ears were red, and he couldn't answer.

The frowning Ying Qiao said: "You licked my tail, then I want to lick it back."

He was about to find Jiang Rian's tail.

Jiang Ran woke up alive and scared.

Touched his face, it was scorching hot.

It was only dark outside. He sat up, put on slippers and then went to the bathroom to wash his face, but the heat on his face had dropped, but there was a place in his heart that was about to move.

He took a deep breath and rubbed his face vigorously.

Xin said that he blamed this inexplicable dream, he really wanted to taste Ying Qiao's tail now.

I don't know if it's as delicious as the dream.

There was still an hour left before work, Jiang Ran could not fall asleep again, and during this hour he was condemning how he could have an appetite in response to Qiao!

this is too scary.

Until he went to the unit, he was still a little sluggish.

Xiao Xiaoyu was rolling his eyes with a boiled egg, and when he saw it, he said, "You didn't sleep well last night?"

Jiang Rian wilted and said, "I have a nightmare."

Xiao Xiaoyu handed him a boiled egg sympathetically: "Go to the dark circles."

Jiang Ran took it, peeled the shell and ate it. Because of this strange dream, he even forgot to buy breakfast in the morning.

At nine o'clock exactly, Cool guy stepped into the office to punch in. Today it was his turn and Xiao Xiaoyu to go to the venue to support.

Jiang Ran remembered that he had gone to catch ghosts with Wang Qing last night, and asked weakly, "Did you catch them?"

Zhang Tianxing stuffed the small box with newly bought snacks, then straightened up unhurriedly and said, "No, I suspect that there are no ghosts, but something else is making trouble."

Jiang Rian:? ? ?

"what?"

Cool brother played a cold-hearted character and said: "I don't know, there is no ghost anyway. Specifically, let Wang Qing tell you."

After speaking, he rubbed the scalp, said "I'm leaving", and went out with Xiao Xiaoyu.

Left Jiang Ran's head full of question marks, it's not a ghost, what is that?

The author has something to say:

Longlong: I have a lot of gems, and I will give them to you in the future (keep them).

Eat goods greedily (suddenly excited): Will you give them all for me?

Long Long:? ? ?

———

Today is also a scheming dragon who secretly took advantage.

Chapter 74:

Jiang Ran was aroused by curiosity and sent a message to Wang Qing asking about the situation last night. However, Wang Qing didn't reply. Jiang Ran guessed that he should be regaining sleep right now, so he put down his phone and went to work first. @∞好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

You can't concentrate even at work.

After staying at the computer for a while, Jiang Ran's thoughts unknowingly turned to the weird dream last night.

The fourth brother always said that he had a strain, which he didn't think before, but now he is clearly aware of this-if you don't think about it clearly, this hurdle will probably be overwhelming.

He cut out the office, opened Baidu, and searched for "Why do you want to eat your good friend" and "What should I do if I have an appetite for my good friend".

I switched to a fancy search for a while, and the results were all irrelevant topics. He flipped it down carefully and saw an article titled "Appetite is a deeper sexual desire."

Jiang Rian:? ? ?

As a glutton who is not picky eater, Jiang Ran felt a bit of a joke. He has eaten so much food, and there are more appetites. He can't always want to mate with each other.

He didn't even bother to click, skipped the title, and continued to scroll down.

Then I turned to a post, which was posted on an emotional forum, with the title "Boyfriends often say that I look so delicious and want to eat me, but what does it mean to bite my finger?"

Replace "boyfriend" with "good friend", and this post seems to fit my situation better. Jiang Ran clicked in with a thirst for knowledge, and was shocked by the rude reply from the post in the building.

[1L: Isn't this what X implies? Want to eat you = want to do. You. ]

[2L: I love you too much. I want to applaud you for love as a euphemism. ]

[3L: The original poster came to show affection? Raise the torch. ]

Jiang Rian:? ? ?

His eyes were fixed on the reply on the first floor of "Want to eat you=Want to do. You", and the whole person was about to split apart.

Turning off the webpage in a daze, Jiang Ran thought it was impossible. He doesn't have the urge to respond to Qiao? The fourth brother said that the dragon clan is in estrus, but he is very strong, but he has not responded to Qiao's estrus.

No, it should be said that he has never experienced estrus.

Jiang Ran was full of sorrow. For a while, he didn't know which of the answers "want to eat Ying Qiao" or "want to mate with Ying Qiao" was more frightening.

When Xue Meng, who was on the run, turned his head, he saw him staring at the computer screen with a dull face, shocked in his dullness. He craned his neck and looked at Jiang Rian: "What's the matter? The stock that I bought has stopped falling?"

Jiang Ran turned his head and looked at him blankly.

This look means something big!

Xue Meng slid the swivel chair to his table, put on a posture of a life mentor, and said earnestly: "If there is anything unhappy, don't hold it in your heart."

Uncle Zhou was absent recently, Xiao Xiaoyu and Zhang Tianxing were out. There are only two of them in the office.

Jiang Ran hesitated for a while, and asked, "Do you have a partner?"

Set up your posture and prepare to be the confidant Xue Meng:? ? ?

"If you want to personally attack, you can just point it directly, you don't have to bend around, I can bear it."

Jiang Ran looked innocent, and mixed with a little disappointment: "No? Then forget it. Anyway, you shouldn't understand it anyway."

Xue Meng was not convinced: "Although I don't have a love partner, I have a lot of crushes. I watched popular idol dramas with my mother and developed a pair of golden eyes of Jian Zha Jian, and there is no relationship problem that I don't understand."

Jiang Ran was dubious.

Xue Meng winked his eyes: "Have you encountered a relationship problem?"

Jiang Ran hesitated to talk about his dream last night, only to blur Ying Qiao's identity. He probably had never discussed this topic with anyone before, and he was already blushing when he finished speaking.

"This snake demon in your dream... isn't it Ying Qiao?" Xue Meng was shocked. In his cognition, Ying Qiao is still a human being. @∞好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

Who knew that Jiang Ran was also shocked: "How did you know?!"

Xue Meng:...

It's really not a human being. Are monsters walking everywhere now?

He spit out: "You two are gay, and Xiao Xiaoyu is still secretly talking about your cp."

Jiang Ran retorted with insufficient confidence: "I and Ying Qiao are good friends, don't I get along with you like this?"

"Don't talk nonsense! I'm super straight!" Xue Meng held his **** to pale, and said sharply: "It is said that men's heads and women's waists can't be touched, so you can count how often Ying Qiao touches your head."

After finishing talking, he quickly stretched out his hand and simmered on the top of Jiang Ran's head: "Your taste, is it the same taste?"

Jiang Ran awkwardly retracted his reflex and stretched out to clap his hand.

It seems to be different.

When Ying Qiao touched his head, there was a soft and warm feeling, which was very comfortable, which made people unconsciously want to rub the palm of his hand with the top of his head.

Changing to Xue Meng's, Jiang Ran just wanted to chop off his claws.

Xue Meng tutted twice, pinching his nose and staying away from him: "Although some people don't admit it, I have already smelled the sour smell of love."

Jiang Rian:...

He couldn't refute it.

After being "explained" by Xue Meng, Jiang Ran also felt that Ying Qiao was a little different from the others.

But this is not the same, and why is it different, he doesn't understand. Judging from his barren life experience, if you don't know the result, you can try it yourself.

It's like seeing a demon you don't know, and don't know if the other person's taste is good or not, just take a bite and you'll know!

Jiang Ran decided to try.

He originally wanted to make an appointment with Yingqiao to try it out at night, but as soon as the news was sent out, Wang Qing also returned the news to him. He asked him to go to the school gate tonight and talk more about it. He said the situation last night was too complicated. I can't explain it clearly in a few words, and I will understand it when I see it with my own eyes.

At the same time, Ying Qiao quickly replied "OK" and asked him where to meet.

Jiang Ran struggled for a while, thinking that he could try it at school, so he simply asked Ying Qiao to meet at the school gate.

So this evening