We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single
我们妖怪不许单身
Summary
After the 108th Monster Population Census, the Monster Family Planning Office issued a new regulation: Given the rising single monster population, which poses a threat to the society and undermines the harmony between humans and monsters, Monster Family Planning Office decided that from this day onward it’s forbidden to be a single monster of marriageable age.
As a result, Ying Qiao And Tao Tie, two ancient monsters who had remained single ever since their creation, were forced to go on a blind date.
To discourage their date, they both decided to lie about what they truly were.
Ying Qiao: “I am an orphan snake monster with no house and car under my name. My monthly salary is three thousand yuan. Can’t afford social insurance.”
Tao Tie: “I have a temporary job and eight brothers living off my eighty yuan daily salary.”
They both agreed they were not a good fit for each other. But under pressure, they agreed to put on a show to set a good example for the benefit of the new regulation. They planned to be a fake couple.
A foreign monster entered their nation illegally and committed many crimes. Jiang City Monster Bureau was put on high alert, and elite members were deployed to hunt for the suspect.
After having his dragon scales polished, Ying Qiao spread his wings and joined the hunt.
Putting his brother into his pocket, Tao Tie went out to join the hunt too.
In the sky above Jiang City, they had a chance encounter.
Curling his tail to hide his expensive jade tail ring, Ying Qiao said.” I am on a business trip.”
Putting his hand behind his back to hide his wristwatch worth a million, Tao Tie said.” What a coincidence, so am I.”
Knowing that their lies were exposed, they stared at each other long and hard. They both said, “We will settle accounts after getting back.”
- 1 Chapter 1: Festival
- 2 Chapter 2: Festival
- 3 Chapter 3: Festival
- 4 Chapter 4: Festival
- 5 Chapter 5: Festival
- 6 Chapter 6: Festival
- 7 Chapter 7: Festival
- 8 Chapter 8: Festival
- 9 Chapter 9: Festival
- 10 Chapter 10: Festival
- 11 Chapter 11: Festival
- 12 Chapter 12: Festival
- 13 Chapter 13: Festival
- 14 Chapter 14: Festival
- 15 Chapter 15: Festival
- 16 Chapter 16: Festival
- 17 Chapter 17: Festival
- 18 Chapter 18: Festival
- 19 Chapter 19: Festival
- 20 Chapter 20: Festival
- 21 Chapter 21: Festival
- 22 Chapter 22: Festival
- 23 Chapter 23: Festival
- 24 Chapter 24: Festival
- 25 Chapter 25: Festival
- 26 Chapter 26: Festival
- 27 Chapter 27: Festival
- 28 Chapter 28: Festival
- 29 Chapter 29: Festival
- 30 Chapter 30: Festival
- 31 Chapter 31: Festival
- 32 Chapter 32: Festival
- 33 Chapter 33: Festival
- 34 Chapter 34: Festival
- 35 Chapter 35: Festival
- 36 Chapter 36: Festival
- 37 Chapter 37: Festival
- 38 Chapter 38: Festival
- 39 Chapter 39: Festival
- 40 Chapter 40: Festival
- 41 Chapter 41: Festival
- 42 Chapter 42: Festival
- 43 Chapter 43: Festival
- 44 Chapter 44: Festival
- 45 Chapter 45: Festival
- 46 Chapter 46: Festival
- 47 Chapter 47: Festival
- 48 Chapter 48: Festival
- 49 Chapter 49: Festival
- 50 Chapter 50: Festival
- 51 Chapter 51: Festival
- 52 Chapter 52: Festival
- 53 Chapter 53: Festival
- 54 Chapter 54: Festival
- 55 Chapter 55: Festival
- 56 Chapter 56: Festival
- 57 Chapter 57: Festival
- 58 Chapter 58: Festival
- 59 Chapter 59: Festival
- 60 Chapter 60: Festival
- 61 Chapter 61: Festival
- 62 Chapter 62: Festival
- 63 Chapter 63: Festival
- 64 Chapter 64: Festival
- 65 Chapter 65: Festival
- 66 Chapter 66: Festival
- 67 Chapter 67: Festival
- 68 Chapter 68: Festival
- 69 Chapter 69: Festival
- 70 Chapter 70: Festival
- 71 Chapter 71: Festival
- 72 Chapter 72: Festival
- 73 Chapter 73: Festival
- 74 Chapter 74: Festival
- 75 Chapter 75: Festival
- 76 Chapter 76: Festival
- 77 Chapter 77: Festival
- 78 Chapter 78: Festival
- 79 Chapter 79: Festival
- 80 Chapter 80: Festival
- 81 Chapter 81: Festival
- 82 Chapter 82: Festival
- 83 Chapter 83: Festival
- 84 Chapter 84: Festival
- 85 Chapter 85: Festival
- 86 Chapter 86: Festival
- 87 Chapter 87: Festival
- 88 Chapter 88: Festival
- 89 Chapter 89: Festival
- 90 Chapter 90: Festival
- 91 Chapter 91: Festival
- 92 Chapter 92: Festival
- 93 Chapter 93: Festival
- 94 Chapter 94: Festival
- 95 Chapter 95: Festival
- 96 Chapter 96: Festival
- 97 Chapter 97: Festival
- 98 Chapter 98: Festival
- 99 Chapter 99: Festival
- 100 Chapter 100: Festival
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