We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

You haven't heard of anything before, don't you want to fool us! "

He babbled like a questioning machine, and his sister didn't have time to stop him, and finally could only say angrily: "You are not allowed to speak."

Umbrella:...

Where did I say wrong?

"Oh... it turned out to be a black household!" Jiang Ran immediately beamed his eyebrows, and happily said to Qiao: "The black household can still add bonuses."

Ying Qiao kept watching silently. At this moment, seeing him happily, he glanced at the door: "Do you want a bonus?"

Jiang Ran immediately stared, and said vigilantly: "I found Tan Zhi. According to regulations, the bonus can be divided."

He was a little drummer in his heart, and glanced at Chen Hua, thinking that he would give up eating alone. Can't Chen Hua not give him any soup?

The bonus can't account for the big head, so can he with the small head!

"Of course it can be divided." Ying Qiao praised him eccentrically: "You found the case, and you found the clues to solve the case. Of course, you have done the most."

The little monster is so poor that he should be given all the bonuses.

He glanced at Chen Hua coldly, smiled and said, "Don't worry, the boss will apply for a bonus for you."

Chen painting:...

I'm just a tool person with no emotions, what you say is what you say.

Seeing that they even talked about the bonus distribution on the spot, Sister Red Ghost Umbrella didn't put themselves in their eyes, and was immediately annoyed. The little dwarf jumped up like a cannonball, leaped to the height of the chandelier and exploded suddenly, and countless red spores rushed toward the three of them.

These spores are different from those wandering freely outside. They seem to be conscious and aggressive, forming a large net instantly covering the three of them.

Chen Hua snorted, and a faint white light appeared around him to prevent the spores from getting close. He drew out his sword and slammed the door.

The door is so tightly blocked, it is obvious that the siblings are inside, and they can't run away.

Those spores couldn't get close to Chen Hua, so they turned to besiege the two Jiang Ran.

Ying Qiaohu murmured in front of Jiang Yan, "If you are scared, you can change back to your original form and hide in my pocket."

His abacus is brilliant, the little monster's brother is so cute, and the original form of the little monster must be even more cute.

It's just a pity that the little monster has never changed back to its original form in front of him.

"I'm not afraid."

Jiang Ran back to back with him, making a defensive posture.

He actually wanted to say to Qiao that if I change back to my original form, I'm afraid it will scare you to death.

Put away your dangerous thoughts quickly.

Ying Qiao felt regretful when he heard his refusal. Can only turn his attention to these spores. Tangtang Yinglong certainly wouldn't be afraid of these spores, he could clean up these dirty things by waving his sleeves.

But he is just an ordinary snake clan now, so there must be a snake clan Yazi.

While he was protecting Jiang Rian behind him, he spit out a mist of water from his mouth. The mist was corrosive. As soon as it met the spores, it corroded the red spores into a red liquid, and dropped to the ground.

It's just that the number of spores was too much, almost overwhelming, and the small vacancy corroded by the water mist was quickly filled.

"Is this the ability of the Snake Clan?" Jiang Ran turned his head to look at him curiously.

Ying Qiao retracted the specially changed Snake Xinzi, and didn't blink his eyes when talking nonsense—now he had mastered the essence of story-making. That is one-third true mixed with seven-point false.

"Well, I am better at controlling water, but it is not convenient to use it here."

Jiang Ran also nodded solemnly: "This is too small to play. Otherwise, I won't be afraid of them when I become the original form."

The two of you came to me and made up a few sentences, no one questioned each other's words, and continued to concentrate on dealing with these spores.

Chen Hua had already opened the door in front. He kicked the door open, and saw two red ghost umbrellas, one high and one low, growing on the bed of the master bedroom. The tall one has reached the waist, and the short one does not reach the knee. The fungus cap is as big as a stone, and the whole body is shiny with ruby.

Chen Hua squinted his eyes, his eyes fell on the dark red blood clot on the bed: "No wonder that Xu Meifang can grow up so big, and Xu Meifang's blood alone is not enough for the two of you?"

Probably seeing that the barrier has been broken, the sister in the Red Ghost Umbrella no longer pretends, and her fierce expression said: "Isn't it enough to add the three of you?!"

After speaking, I saw the fungus cap split from the middle, and countless mycelium spewed out again, like a snare for hunting under a spider silk cloth.

Chen Hua avoided it on his side, quickly placed two exorcism charms and stuffed them into the mushroom cap.

When Fu Huo encountered the mycelium, the fire surged, and my sister screamed, and the dancing mycelium became more frantic. Seeing that his sister was bullied, the little dwarf next to him reconstituted his human form and rushed towards Jiang Ran—

He just saw that the one with the sword in the front was the strongest, and the two in the back were of average strength. In comparison, the one who was pure and clean was the best to deal with. The person next to him has been guarding him carefully.

His five fingers stretched out countless hyphae, ready to catch Jiang Ran before negotiating.

Ying Qiao saw through his intentions and wanted to make a move when his eyes were cold.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Ran stepped forward to stand in front of him, and said excitedly: "You go help Boss Chen, I will deal with him!"

After speaking, he turned his head and smiled at him, showing eight white teeth.

The little monster was full of fighting spirit, and Ying Qiao had to retreat.

The cubs want to show their strength, parents can't obstruct them, they can only **** them in the rear.

His gaze followed Jiang Qiang, paying attention to him all the time.

Jiang Ran deliberately wanted to avoid Ying Qiao’s sight. He watched Xiao Umbrella’s eyes gleaming, and while taking him around in circles with ease, he talked to him: “I heard that the fungus in Yun Province is very famous, especially Delicious."

Umbrella:? ? ?

What kind of **** is this person saying?

Jiang Ran continued to mutter to himself: "I have never been to Yun Province, nor have I tasted very fresh mushrooms."

There was a bad feeling in Xiao Umbrella's heart.

Sure enough, Jiang Ran made a fake move, looking like he couldn't avoid his attack, but in fact he took the initiative to meet him and grabbed one of his hands, and then unexpectedly rushed forward and took a bite on his head!

Jiang Ran thought that this little mushroom must taste very delicious, who knows that the entrance is bitter.

His face suddenly turned green: Bah, baah!

So bitter QAQ

Xiao Umbrella was frightened by him, and subconsciously covered his head. Although his body was not made of flesh and blood, it was just a condensation of hyphae. But it hurts to be bitten suddenly.

He jumped and cursed: "How do you bite? Are you a dog?!"

Jiang Ran frowned, pooh-pooh with disgust, while pretending to be innocent: "I didn't mean it, you are so unpalatable, why should I bite you?"

After speaking, he took two more mouthfuls to show his disgust.

Ying Qiao glanced at the messy battlefield in the master bedroom behind him, then moved his gaze back to watch the little monster fighting with the two cats and cats of the mushroom spirit.

His original worries suddenly disappeared, and he was still a little dumbfounded.

Sure enough, he was still a kid.

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He stepped forward and first fed the frowning Jiang Ran a strawberry candy, then bent down and picked up the cursing little dwarf.

Little Umbrella was about to transform into spores to escape, but was horrified to find that he couldn't escape at all.

He yelled with short legs: "Sister, sister, I was caught! You run!"

Chen Hua stepped her sister under her feet, pointed at the little dwarf who was struggling desperately in Ying Qiao's hands, puzzling and saying, "That's it, you even raised him?"

Red Ghost Umbrella:...

A trace of annoyance crossed her face, and said: "If you want to kill, you will kill!"

Chen Hua tut and said, "You don't understand this. In a legal society, we also have demon methods. Even if we want to kill you, we must first leave the program."

Then they corresponded to Qiao and said: "Come on, take them back to the Demon Management Bureau."

After speaking, he took out a cage out of thin air. The cage was not that big. He grouped the two siblings together, and even put their real bodies into the small cage.

The small cage was big in the palm of the hand, and it was developed specifically to house criminal monsters. He hung the handle of the cage on his fingertips and turned it around, throwing out an evil charm to burn the remaining hyphae and spores in the house.

The damp and gloomy feeling when I entered the door immediately retreated, and the sound of distance rushed into my ears.

Upstairs and downstairs, the sound of the neighbors walking around, the sounds of insects and birds outside the window, and the whistling of the breeze across the window mullions... All the isolated sounds came rushing.

The three of them left Xu's house, took the elevator and went downstairs silently.

When Jiang Ran looked at his watch, it was already past 11 o'clock in the evening.

In the car, Xiaoxuan put his head on the outside of the backpack, his belly turned up, and he fell asleep sleepy.

Jiang Ran picked up his younger brother to make him sleep more comfortably in his bag.

Chen Hua always winked, and immediately said, "Let's take you home first, and we will take care of the rest."

Jiang Ran originally wanted to follow along to hear how the siblings were interrogated. But when I thought about going to the Monsters Bureau, I was afraid that I would show my stuff on the spot, so I nodded and responded: "Well, then I will work hard, Boss Chen."

Chen Hua subconsciously wanted to smile at him, Yu Guang suddenly saw Ying Qiao's cold eyes, and forced his smile back.

The dragon on fire in the old house really can't provoke it.

When the three of them got on the car, Ying Qiao and Jiang Ran were still in front, and Chen Hua was behind.

The brother of the red ghost umbrella in the small cage is still screaming: "Where are you going to take us! It's a good time to die!"

Chen Hua snorted, put his finger in and poked him: "Be quiet, don't make any noise, or you will eat your sister now."

"..."

The little dwarf was quiet immediately.

Chen Hua easily hung the cage on the ornaments in the car. As soon as the car started, the cage shook with the ornaments. The little dwarf rolled around inside, wanting to scold but didn't dare to scold, and forced a pitiful one. Kind.

Jiang Ran laughed as he watched.

Suan was awakened by the movement of the car and got out of her bag