We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

Jiang Ran wanted to say something, but Ying Qiao stuffed his shoulder bag and the cold roasted pig's knuckles back to him, and pointed to the waiting police car: "Let's go, people are already waiting."

The two went to the police station for a trip, and after finishing the transcript, it was already around 1:00 in the afternoon.

Jiang Ran looked at the time and apologized: "I didn't expect it to be so long. Do you have anything to do this afternoon?"

"Next time I will go to eat hot pot with you," Ying Qiao looked at the missed calls on his mobile phone, shook the mobile phone and casually made up a reason: "Today the leader suddenly notified that he would work overtime."

Jiang Ran immediately showed sympathetic eyes: "Then you go quickly, next time I have time I will invite you to have hot pot."

Ying Qiao let out an "um", and was about to take a taxi from the side of the road back to the mall to pick up the car. Jiang Ran accompanied him to wait for the bus, suddenly remembering the business affairs that hadn't come to discuss today, and then said: "Right, the thing that Director Hu said—"

Before he finished speaking, Ying Qiao stopped him: "Since there are new regulations, our little monsters with no power and no power can't oppose too fiercely."

Ying Qiao put his hands in his trouser pockets, looked down at him, and said carefully: "...If you don't mind, we can pretend to be a couple for a while."

As if he was afraid that Jiang Ran would be unwilling, he thought about it and added: “You don’t need to do anything, just come out for a meal occasionally to pretend to be a "date" and just deal with Hu Can. This rule is no more than half a year at most. It will not go on."

Jiang Ran didn't think so much, he simply felt that he had to be loyal to others if he received the money from Director Hu. But I didn't expect Ying Qiao to cooperate so well and arrange all the subsequent moves clearly. He swallowed his preparation and nodded, "Okay."

Although he didn't dare to resist the regulations, but bowed his head to the power of money, but the two people had the same purpose, shouldn't it be... betrayal of revolutionary friendship, right?

Jiang Ran thought about it with a little bit.

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Ying Qiao: Exquisite Dragon Dragon never eats roadside stalls—

Jiang Rian: Do you want to eat roasted pig's knuckles?

Ying Qiao:...eat.

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Chapter 4

When he got home, it was already more than two o'clock in the afternoon. As soon as Jiang Ran entered the house, he saw a black starling probe his head on the balcony, awkward. It didn't seem to notice that the owner of the house had returned, and was walking with two claws on the anti-theft window on the balcony.

Jiang Ran looked at Sui Su who had just gotten out of his shoulder bag, and saw Su Su's low body, the golden cat's eyes were slightly narrowed, the black pupils were erected in a line, and the hind legs were on Jiang Ren's arm. With a kick, an arrow pounced on the balcony. His speed is very fast. The black starling was thrown under his claws before he could react, fluttering in panic, and the feathers of the birds flew around on the balcony.

Sui Su succeeded in hunting, biting the black starling's neck with no weight, with four small thick legs upside down, and arrogantly sent the prey in front of Jiang Lan. Jiang Rian stroked his little head complimentarily: "It's amazing."

Suan Sui became happy immediately, and threw the black starling to the ground, pressing it with one paw, and wagging his tail happily.

The panicked black starling finally saw Jiang Rian clearly while struggling, and the orange beak spit out the words: "The king is forgiving, the king is forgiving."

Jiang Ran picked up his wings and lifted him up: "Are you not the bird raised by Uncle Yao? Why did you sneak into my house sneakily?"

In the morning, he could see that the bird in the cage was not the bird that Uncle Yao had raised before. Uncle Yao's black starling is said to have been raised by his wife when he was still alive, and he has been raising it for thirteen or four years. The average lifespan of a pet starling is generally only about ten years. The black starling is very old, so old that there is a thick layer of rough skin on its paws.

But the black starling in front of him was still young, his claws were beef tendon color, and the scales on his claws were tight and smooth. It looks very robust. More importantly, this starling has clearly opened up spiritual wisdom.

When Lingzhi is opened, it is a demon.

The demon management bureau is very strict in the management of demon tribes that are active in human society, and has set forty-nine rules for restraint. Among them is a stipulation: the demon clan that has already opened up the sage can no longer pretend to be pets and approach humans.

This is to protect humans, but also to protect the Yaozu.

This black starling replaced Uncle Yao's pet with a blind eye. It was obviously an illegal operation. Looking at him like this, most of them have not been registered with the Demon Administration Bureau, and they are still a shady household.

Jiang Ran had caught many black households who did bad things, and he was not so polite to the black household bird-monster in his hand.

The black star stomped his paws and shouted a series of pains. Seeing that Jiang Ran was still indifferent, he finally shook his head and said in frustration: "My lord is forgiving, I just want to come to worship the mountain, I don't dare to have bad thoughts."

When he was cultivating in the mountains, the monsters on the mountain told him that if he met a big monster and didn't want to be eaten by the opponent, he had to take the initiative to worship the mountain.

"Wai Shantou?" Jiang Rian looked at him incredulously, with an expression as if asking if your family had just been connected to the Internet: "Now it's a harmonious society, so I don't want to worship Shantou a long time ago. Have you registered with the Demon Administration Bureau? Do you have an ID card? What do you want to get into Uncle Yao's house?"

Black Star: "???"

Probably because the amount of information was too great, Black Star Brother couldn't accept it all at once, and his whole bird was stiff, just like dead. Jiang Rian shook it impatiently, only to hear the black starling stumblingly and asking: "Monster Management Bureau...yes, what is it? Isn't an ID card unique to humans?"

The first two questions can’t be said to be short, Jiang Rian chose to jump over directly: “First, tell me what you want to do when you get into Uncle Yao? Where did you get Da Hei?”

Uncle Yao turned out that the black starling was called Dahei.

"Da Hei... it's dead." Black mynah didn't try to struggle any more, and said stupefiedly: "It's my mother."

Black Bug said that he was called Xiaohei. He started Lingzhi not long after he was born, and learned to absorb Yuehua cultivation without a teacher. He didn’t want to stay at Uncle Yao’s house anymore. He secretly started one day. gone. He relied on his instinct to find a mountain with a more vigorous spiritual energy to cultivate, and it was a few years after such a flash. When he came out of the mountain to see his mother, he found that her mother was dying of old age.

The average life expectancy of ordinary starlings is only ten years, but Dahei has lived for 14 years, and has a very long life among starlings. A few days before his death, Da Hei started not eating or drinking. Uncle Yao took it to the pet clinic, but all the veterinarians said it was too old and had reached the end of its life span, unable to recover.

Uncle Yao was very sad, and Xiao Hei who was hiding outside was also very sad.

This was the first time he faced life and death. Da Hei, who didn't open Lingzhi, didn't know much, but when he secretly looked at it the last night, he still felt his reluctance and concern for Uncle Yao.

Dahei was raised by Uncle Yao and his wife. Later, his wife passed away, leaving Uncle Yao alone. The old man had no children, so he raised Dahei as a child, which lasted for nearly ten years. Uncle Yao is reluctant to part with Da Hei, and Da Hei is also reluctant to bear him.

"Uncle Yao has cancer and only one year of life is left." Xiao Hei said lowly.

Jiang Ran did not expect that Uncle Yao, who played chess happily every day, died of cancer. He was stunned for a moment, then looked at the unhappy Xiao Hei, and his expression eased: "You are afraid of him being sad, so you pretend to be Big black?"

"Yeah." The black starling with messy feathers fell to the ground. After combing the feathers neatly with his beak, he said very solemnly: "Uncle Yao has no children and is kind to our mother and son. I have to give him his retirement."

"It's a good bird who knows how to report." Jiang Ran flicked on his head and laughed: "But you can't give Uncle Yao to the end of life, right? Uncle Yao's support for you is almost the same. ."

Xiao Hei obviously hadn't thought about such a complicated problem. He tilted Xiao Hei's head and looked at Jiang Ran, Huang Dou's eyes showed a daze of daze.

"You go to the Demon Management Bureau to register with me first, can you transform it?" Jiang Ran asked.

"can."

Xiao Hei didn't know how to transform into a human form. He was a young man in his early twenties, with a moderate build, with a little innocence and simplicity in his delicate features, and he looked like a deceit.

Jiang Ran sighed, took his own clothes and changed him, said: "Let's go, I will take you to the Demon Management Bureau to register first."

Although he didn't know what the demon management bureau was, Xiao Hei obediently followed him away.

On the way there, Jiang Ran gave him a general introduction to the Demon Administration and related regulations. Xiao Hei realized that now is not the era when the big monsters are kings in the mountains. Now all the demon races are under the unified jurisdiction of the Demon Administration. , Receive socialist education and abide by socialist laws.

The Jiangcheng Demon Administration Bureau is about five or six stations away from the community. The two of them took the subway to the administrative building of the Demon Administration Bureau. Xiao Hei was surprised and sighed, pulling Jiang tightly like a baby bird just out of its shell. Greedy arms, looking around curiously.

Jiang Ran was familiar with taking him to register.

This administrative building is a combination of monsters and human monks