We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

go. "

This time Jiang Ran didn't refuse any more, and then hung up the phone with an "um".

Jiang Ran lives in Jiahe Jingyuan in Hanyang District, which is an old community in the past few years. However, the green environment is very good. The residents are mostly locals and they are very kind. At that time, Jiang Ran liked it at a glance, and bought a house in one breath while he was paid a bonus. It now appears that his approach is correct. It is already a very good life if you change to humans or some little monsters, own homes, and have a stable job. Jiang Ran is content with Changle and is very satisfied with the status quo. If the stomach doesn't tell him that he is hungry all the time, so much the better.

When he returned home, Suan climbed from his pocket to squat on Jiang Ran's shoulders. He rubbed Jiang Ran's face with his furry head, and hummed, "Fifth Brother, I'm hungry." The steak just now was not eaten at all. full.

"You eat the little cake first." Jiang Ran gave him the packaged cake, and went looking for food by himself. These human foods are delicious, but for him, it's just a taste. If you really want to fill your stomach, you still have to eat something with aura.

Jiang Ran flipped through it for a long time and found the last five jade stones. This is what he bought back at a big price. Forgetting it, he broke the jade in half and turned it into ten pieces. This way one piece a day would be enough for him to eat for ten days to pay his salary. He went to look at the food in the refrigerator again. There were also quick-frozen dumplings and glutinous rice balls, and there was also a box of instant noodles, which was enough to eat.

He swallowed a piece of jade in one bite and calmed his noisy stomach first. Collecting the remaining nine pieces carefully, he squatted down and touched his little head: "Do you want to eat beef dumplings or pork and cabbage dumplings today?"

Suan tilted his head and thought about it seriously, and said, "I'm tired of eating meat. If you eat something vegetarian today, let's go for shepherd's purse dumplings."

Jiang Ran got up and went to cook dumplings for him. Suan ate half of the little cake and left half, and when Jiang Ran came over with the dumplings, he pushed it to him. Jiang Ran squeezed his brother's cheeks and said with a smile, "You eat, I can't get enough of this."

Suan was pinched by her cheeks, and her speech leaked a little, making her milky and milky: "You too!"

Jiang Ran didn't argue with him, he took a bite as he wanted, and then fed the rest into Suan's mouth. Suan's mouth was bulging, and her big golden and clear eyes stared at him unhappily. Jiang Rian rubbed him with a smile, urging him to eat dumplings while it was hot, and lay down on the sofa to play with his mobile phone.

As soon as he picked up his cell phone, Director Hu's call came in. Jiang Ran waited for a while before answering the phone with a dim sum.

Director Hu really came to ask about the blind date. He had previously praised Ying Qiao that there was nothing in the sky, and Jiang Ran could not straightforwardly say that Ying Qiao's monthly salary was three thousand and he was particularly prodigal. I could only compliment Ying Qiao according to what Director Hu said, and then concluded: "Ying Qiao feels that we are not suitable."

"How could it be inappropriate?" Director Hu murmured on the phone: "I asked Yuelao to read it, and Yuelao said that your marriage line is on each other!"

Jiang Ran: "..." Doesn't Yuelao care about human marriage? I haven't heard of any big demon looking for someone to let Yuelao look at the marriage.

However, with short staff, he couldn't refute anything. Just hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmf late before listening to Director Hu on the other end of the phone making a long speech on his own.

Director Hu talked on the phone for a while, as if he had suddenly figured out something, and said in a final word: "It's about the future of the Yaozu. This matter must be a good start. I will talk to Ying Qiao first, if it is really inappropriate. It’s okay for the two of you to play for a while. After our work starts smoothly, you can do whatever you want..."

As soon as Jiang Ran wanted to refuse, he heard him say again: "Of course it's not in vain. I will call you the remaining 10,000 bonus."

"..." When he reached his mouth, he swallowed again, and Jiang Ran said, "Okay."

Director Hu hung up the phone with satisfaction. A few minutes later, Jiang Ran received a transfer reminder on WeChat.

Jiang Ran looked at his younger brother with curiosity on his face, touched his little head with joy, and said, "I will take you to eat roast pork feet tomorrow."

Sui's eyes lit up and happily jumped on his lap and rolled.

The news of Ying Qiao came at night, and Jiang Ran didn't know how Director Hu convinced him. Ying Qiao sent him a WeChat message: Has Hu Can looked for you? Shall we make do with him first and deal with him?

Calling Director Hu's name directly, there was a frowning and impatient emoticon behind him, and he was probably very annoyed.

His WeChat profile picture is a golden dragon tail with golden scales and smooth brown tail hair. Jiang Ran clicked and took a look. He thought that every snake clan was longing for the dragon clan, he muttered in his heart, and said in his hand:...Okay.

Anyway, it's acting, and he doesn't lose money.

On the other side, Ying Qiao replied "Yeah" and asked him where he lives. If he is free tomorrow, see you again.

Jiang Ran handily sent him the location.

Ying Qiao looked at the location sent over, with two thick black sword eyebrows frowning, thinking that this little monster is too poor in such an old and biased community, maybe it is still a rented house.

Chen Hua, who was repairing his scales, joked: "Hu Can troubles you again?"

Hu Can is the last nine-tailed fox in Qingqiu. After countless demon races in the ancient times dissipated in the world, there was some contact among the surviving big demon. The fox clan is also good at camping. After Hu Can got the position of director in the demon management bureau, he has been devoted to revitalizing the demon clan.

Some time ago, he participated in several human forum meetings, and felt that the decline of the monster race was because of too few numbers. Look at the human race. Although they have a short life span and cannot practice cultivation, there are so many of them! Passed down from generation to generation, it has grown from the weakest race to a powerful race that does not fear gods or ghosts today. Even their surviving big monsters have to rely on the luck of the human race to shelter one or two.

Hu Can was very envious and decided to learn something from the human race. So there is a stupid rule that "you are not allowed to be single".

Chen Hua said, "That is, Tai Feng is used to him." Ji Shen Tai Feng is a Taoist couple with Qingqiu Jiuwei Fox. Now Tai Feng is the director of the Jiangcheng Demon Administration Bureau.

Ying Qiao snorted coldly, and shook off the golden dragon's tail after maintenance: "I owe him personal affection, and it's okay to pay it this time. You don't have to worry about anything when you beat him next time."

Chen Hua smirked and laughed: "There are too many show operations, and sooner or later I will be beaten." After smiling, he wentssiping: "You really went to the blind date? Who is it?"

Ying Qiao shook his phone, glanced at him, and said, "It's a little lion monster, it's not annoying."

"Little monster of the Lion clan?" Chen Hua looked surprised. He thought that Hu Can had to find someone worthy of Ying Long, right? It was too shabby to find an ordinary little monster. No wonder Ying Long wanted to beat him. It was really not wronged.

Ying Qiao remembered Jiang Rian's way of secretly feeding his younger brother while eating steak, and stretched his brows unconsciously, and said lightly: "Yeah. I have something to do, I'll talk about it another day."

After speaking, he took the car key and left. Chen Hua looked at his back and muttered how he looked in a good mood.

Jiang Ran and Ying Qiao made an appointment to meet the next day, but this time it was Jiang Randing's place, and did not go to the expensive western restaurant last time. Ying Qiao thought about the last time the two had AA, the little monster probably felt distressed, and it was rare that he was not picky about the small restaurant, so he went with him.

The two met at the gate of the mall.

Thinking about the roast pig's knuckles, Jiang Ran went out early with Suan. Today he wore a lemon yellow round neck short sleeve and beige slacks, with a shoulder bag slung across his chest, just to let Suan stay in the bag.

It's okay during the holidays, he goes out early. When I went downstairs, I happened to see two uncles playing chess under the big banyan tree in front of the unit. There was a circle of uncles watching the game. There was a birdcage hanging on the tree branch above everyone, and a black starling squatted inside. Jiang Ran has lived here for almost a year, and the neighbors in the community are all familiar with each other. After a pause, he stepped forward to say hello.

When he passed, the game just ended. Uncle Yao, who played chess, lived at the door opposite him, and greeted him: "Xiao Jiang is going out?"

"Well, I made an appointment with a friend." Jiang Ran replied with a smile, and asked casually, "This starling is your new husband? Why haven't you seen it before."

Uncle Yao said in a puzzled way: "Isn't this the first one? I have raised it for more than ten years. Haven't you seen Xiao Jiang? Your look is worse than my presbyopia."

"Really?" Jiang Ran chuckled haha, and glanced at the quiet black starling in the birdcage: "I don't think this one is memorizing ancient poems anymore. I thought you had a new one."

Uncle Yao’s black starling has been raised for more than ten years. He is very clever and can memorize several ancient poems.

"Xiao Hei suddenly stopped memorizing poems in the past two days. I'm also surprised."

As soon as Uncle Yao finished speaking, he saw the black starling in the birdcage shaking his wings, stumbling with his chest and starting to recite a poem: "Bed, in front of the bed...bright moonlight..."

Uncle Yao was overjoyed: "Oh, Xiao Hei hasn't memorized this for a long time."

Myna Black became more and more trembling, and stumbled down to recite poems. Jiang Ran glanced at it with a smile, without saying any more, and left after greeted several uncles.

The author has something to say:

Director Gu (worse-heartedly): You two were never meant to be, and I was all up to the money.

Ying Qiao:? ? ?

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屃屃:bìxì

狻猊:suānní

Gluttonous: tāotiè

Forgot to say, part of the monster setting in this article is private! A combination of various versions of myths and legends, it is probably not the same as I have seen before~

Today’s five talks and four beautiful little gluttons will save a lunch and send 100 red envelopes to the little cutie in the front row~

Chapter 3

Jiang Ran deliberately left the door early, and when he slid slowly into the mall, he found that Ying Qiao was already waiting at the gate of the mall.