We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

The service center complained that there were real monsters in the amusement park, but the staff didn't believe him at all, and repeatedly said that he had seen him wrong. Later, the tourists posted their photos on Weibo in a fit of anger, which attracted many marketing accounts to forward them, and this was widely known.

However, the reaction of netizens was different from what the tourists expected.

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Since the panda spirit incident, tourists have continued to write articles on the Internet saying that they encountered monsters in the Shanhai Amusement Park. Fox spirits, black bear monsters, rabbit monsters... all kinds of monsters, some of the photos posted on the Internet look very real, and some can be seen as PS at a glance.

But of course most people do not believe in things that are beyond common sense.

Only a small part of the crowd believes in this, and they come to the Shanhai Amusement Park to find monsters.

Jiang Ran was also the first time to come to an amusement park. He never expected that Shanhai Amusement Park had such a background. He glanced at the red fox's wagging tail, and quietly pursed his lips and smiled.

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Greedy Cub: I am a mature glutton, but for Children's Day.

Longlong: How can I be missing after June 1? Other children have their parents to accompany, as well as little monsters.

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Chapter 42:

On the plane.

Ying Qiao's entire dragon was full of emotions about to explode. In this week, he flew to the capital to participate in five meetings, large and small, usually one day. Listening to the sb proposal put forward by those people at the meeting every day, Ying Qiao suffocated and suffocated before leaving the table on the spot.

He never went to meetings like this in the past, it was Taifeng or other people in the bureau. But recently, in order to make Ying Long's image more glamorous and positive, he took the initiative to take over these errands that could show his face.

No wonder Taifeng was so happy when he heard that he almost sent him farewell to the capital.

Ying Qiao squeezed his eyebrows and said coldly: "After I go back, submit a report and let Taifeng pay an extra fee for mental damage."

Chen Hua paused and reminded: "You forgot, Taifeng is a poor ghost, and we are at our own expense for the round trip travel expenses. If you ask him for mental damage, it's better to beat him out."

Ying Qiao was silent for a while, and said, "You are right. When does the plane arrive?"

Chen Hua looked at the time: "It's four o'clock."

Ying Qiao let out an "um" and began to close his eyes again.

Suddenly I heard the passenger behind say: "Mom, today is Children's Day, will you buy me a game console as a gift?"

It was the little boy who was sitting in the seat behind him. Ying Qiao remembered that it should be a mother and child.

The little boy was still talking: "Today is Children's Day. You didn't even give me a gift."

The restful Ying Qiao opened his eyes again and looked at Chen Hua who was beside him: "Today is Children's Day?"

Where did Chen draw a few thousand-year-old monsters celebrate Children’s Day, he did a Baidu and said, “Yes, it seems that humans will celebrate this festival. Only human cubs used to have it, but in recent years it seems that many young people will also do it. pass."

"Has the Yaozu ever been?" Ying Qiao asked again.

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Chen Hua is not sure: "Should... have been there, right?"

Ying Qiao thought for a while, and said, "When I get to the airport, I will drive away first. You can take a taxi and return to the company."

After seeing Chen Hua's angry face, he rarely explained: "The little monster is almost off work. I'll go to accompany him on the holidays."

The little monster is still a cub.

"..."

Chen Hua had nothing to say to him, and squeezed three words from his teeth: "Okay."

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Jiang Ran first went to play with Jiao Chong's honey pot.

The science popularization work in the amusement park is well done. In the queue of the game, there are not only staff in the costumes of the arrogant insects, but also a very cute story wall of the arrogant insects.

Legend has it that the arrogant insect is the Pingfeng Mountain God, who looks like a human but has two heads. He is the leader of the sting (shì) insect and the home of all bees.

The story on the background wall reads: Jiaozong was originally a Siamese baby abandoned by his parents. Because of his deformity, he was thrown into the Pingfeng Mountains by his parents. The arrogant worm that is still a baby is raised by the sting worm, and has the supernatural power to command the sting worm as an adult. Because he had prevented the sting insects from wreaking havoc in the villages below the mountain, the villagers at the foot of the Pingfeng Mountain regarded him as a mountain **** and worshipped him with roosters every year.

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Because the favorite food of the arrogant insects is honey, the seat of the game project is specially made into the appearance of a honey jar. On the side of each honey jar, there is a fat and lovely statue of an arrogant insect. Although it has two heads, it looks very cute and lovable, and it does not make people feel scary.

The three people lined up to sit in the bright yellow honey pot. A honey pot just sat down with three adults. Zhang Tianxing held Suan's arms in his arms, and his tail fluttered in excitement.

When the preparations are ready, the honey jar will slowly rotate along the established track. The speed of rotation is moderate, and it is not too thrilling.

Jiaotu and Suan had never played such a game before, and they looked around in surprise for a while. I saw a dozen big honey jars spinning together on the venue, and the tourists sitting in the jars all had cheerful smiles on their faces.

When the game is over and the honey jar stops rotating, Jiaotu and Suan are still in the mood.

Jiaotu was actually a little dizzy when he was turned, but his cheeks were flushing, and his eyes were shining brightly. He seldom asked Jiang Ran and said in a low voice, "Fifth Brother, I still want to play."

Like a kid who tasted the sweetness of candy, saying that I would like to eat another one.

Jiang Ran would naturally not refuse him, and took them to the line again. There are fewer people on the express lane, but because there are a lot of tourists with express tickets, the queue is not short.

As soon as they lined up at the end of the line, they saw a young girl in the diagonal stab suddenly rushing towards the staff maintaining order.

"A Jiao! I finally found you."

The staff member named "A Jiao" by the girl was obviously taken aback. He was still wearing a bulky doll suit, but before the young girl jumped on him, he flexibly stepped back and avoided.

"I, I don't know you."

Although he said that he didn't know each other, listening to his fluttering voice and his constant retreat, he knew that these two people must know each other.

The queuing tourists were suddenly excited.

Queuing is boring and boring, and gossip is naturally good.

Just after A Jiao escaped, the girl's expression became even more sad, her eyes flushed, and she looked at the man in front of her incredulously: "Do you regret it? I have waited for you for so many years, but you don't want to marry me anymore. ?"

She looked around in a panic, then suddenly hid her face and sobbed: "Everyone in the village knows that I will marry you. If you don't marry me, I will have a dead end."

A Jiao looked anxious, he stammered in defense: "But I didn't...I didn't promise to marry you."

The crying girl's shoulders trembled, she suddenly raised her head, eyes filled with tears, looking at her lover in pain, shivering, took out a necklace from her bag, and under the red rope were two naive little ones. Bee.

"This is our token of affection. If you change your mind and don't want to marry me, how can you not admit what you have said?"

"No..." The questioned A Jiao shook his head vigorously. He suddenly took off the doll's headgear and reached out to grab the necklace: "That's mine, you give it back to me."

The girl quickly retracted her hand. She sniffed and said stubbornly: "If you don't marry me, I won't return the necklace to you. This is a token you gave me personally. If you want, you can get it back by yourself. You know where I live."

At this moment, A Jiao took a step back and shook his head firmly: "I'm not going."

The girl looked like she wanted to cry again: "Do you hate me like that? I have waited ten years to marry you. I waited from sixteen to twenty-six."

Her expression was too pitiful, and the tourists understood what was going on when she heard it. Someone who couldn't see it spoke out and persuaded: "You said that you are such a beautiful girl, and what kind of man you can't find, why hang on a tree?"

"Yeah, scumbags are not worth it. Girl, you are still young and want to drive a little bit."

Others scolded A Jiao: "You are not a thing anymore. The girls have been waiting for you for ten years. If you say you change your heart, you will change your heart. What's the use of being good? You are not a scumbag!"

"This kind of person will have retribution in the future, and the Bodhisattva will not let him go."

A Jiao stood on the spot, his lips opened and closed, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say anything, and finally dropped his head dejectedly.

It was the girl who wiped her tears and showed a smile. She said to the tourists who were persuading her: "Thank you, but I will consider him one in my life. If I can't marry him, I would rather die."

After saying that, he bowed to everyone and ran away hiding his face.

One of the gossip parties left, and there was one tourist who was naturally filled with righteous indignation and criticized for a long time.

A Jiao didn't refute anything from beginning to end, but at a certain moment, his expression became a little gloomy.

Jiang Ran watched the whole process behind him, and asked Zhang Tianxing in a low voice, "If I didn't read it wrong just now, does he have two heads?"

At the moment when A Jiao's expression turned gloomy, a ghost of another head flashed across the right side of his neck. Ordinary people can't see it, but Jiang Ran can see it.

This game project is called "Honey Jar of Pride", and the staff has two heads. The identity of A Jiao is naturally self-evident.

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