We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

Feel that Yuwan Square is not worthy of your noble status? If you have the ability, you can jump back to your own community. Don’t think we don’t know, you jumped in the community and were reported to disturb the people, right? I said that you have no quality! "

Jiang Rian:...

He looked at Aunt Xu and then at the flushed woman, and silently shrank his shoulders.

He felt that there was nothing wrong with him here.

The woman was stunned by Aunt Xu, and she barely suppressed her anger, and sneered: "Just tell me, how much money do you need to give up your position?"

Aunt Xu looked at Jiang Ran immediately, and said: "Comrades, please comment, who are these people? But the reason is that I want to use money to kill people, why? Am I short of your money? You Then if you have money, you have the ability to buy the entire Yuwan Plaza. If you buy it, don’t you just want to jump where you want to jump? We will definitely not fight with you!"

Jiang Ran showed an awkward and polite smile.

Did not dare to speak out.

He felt that the quarreling aunt was much scarier than the monster.

The woman obviously felt that Aunt Xu could say, she was silent for a moment and asked: "If I buy the square, the middle position will belong to me?" @∞好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

Aunt Xu:? ? ?

She turned her head to look at Jiang Ran: "Little comrade, this square was built by the government. Can't she buy it?"

At this moment she could see that this is probably a real master who is not bad at money. Usually, I am used to being a mastermind, and I have to compete for the C position for a square dance!

Several pairs of eyes immediately stared at Jiang Ran. Jiang Ran tried his best to keep smiling, cleared his throat, and tried to mediate: "This square is so big, isn't it right for everyone to occupy half of it? There is no need to fight in such a hurt and kind manner. Fight to go."

The woman sneered and raised her head arrogantly: "I'm dignified, how could it be possible to sit aside, I want the middle ground!"

Aunt Xu couldn't help it again: "Is Jiufeng still dignified, is Jiufeng very foreign? My retired people's teacher is not as arrogant as you!"

Jiang Ran felt a bit familiar to Jiufeng, but he didn't give him time to recall, he saw Jiufeng suddenly smile, and said with a deep face, "Don't toast or not drink fine wine."

Aunt Xu: "What's wrong? Do you still want to hit someone? If you dare to do something, I'll dare to call the police!"

Jiang Rian:...

He really has no experience in handling such disputes. He was trying to turn his head to think about how to turn them into jade. When Jiufeng suddenly raised his hand, the surroundings suddenly became quiet.

It is an enchantment.

Jiang Ran observed the surroundings calmly, looking out from the inside, and he could still see the traffic and the flow of people on the road, but the sound seemed to be isolated. But if you look in from the outside, you probably won't be able to see a few of them.

Aunt Xu didn't notice this at all, and she had to talk to Jiufeng with her waist in her waist.

Jiufeng looked down at her, her voice seemed to have a peculiar rhythm: "Give me the space in the middle."

Aunt Xu is very determined: "No!"

Jiufeng didn't seem to expect that she could refuse, and stared at her more deeply. On both sides of her neck, eight human heads faintly appeared: "Give me the space in the middle."

Looking at the eight extra heads, Jiang Ran finally dug out Jiufeng from the long-lasting memory.

The human face and bird body, nine poems, are for the wizard **** Jiufeng.

In ancient times, there was no distinction between humans and gods. In order to survive, the weak human races would regard the human race close to the human race or the human race that did not kill indiscriminately as gods.

Nine Phoenix is ​​also one of the gods enshrined.

Jiang Ran had met Jiufeng before he was taken back to the Dragon Palace. He was so hungry at that time that he wanted to eat everything. After meeting Jiufeng on the narrow road in the wasteland, the two had a fight for granted. He bit the tail feathers of Jiufeng bald, and Jiufeng chased him for a long time, almost breaking his horn. Neither of them is good.

Jiang Ran looked at Jiufeng calmly, thinking that fortunately, he was now in human form, and Jiufeng could not recognize him.

It is natural instinct for the demon to converge its breath, especially the big demon is better at this. Unless you take the initiative to expose it, no one will see your feet when you transform into a human form.

Jiufeng is still working hard to perform illusions on Aunt Xu, but unfortunately she is accustomed to the straight-forward fight, and is really not good at confusing illusions. In addition, Aunt Xu is very persistent in the venue, and she has never succeeded.

Aunt Xu said "OK" for a while. Say "no" for a while and jump back and forth between the two.

Jiufeng's expression began to be irritable with naked eyes, and said to the little demon who followed: "Go, find me someone who is good at illusionism! The old lady doesn't believe it or she can't do it."

After speaking, he glanced at Jiang Ran, then took time to say: "You didn't see anything."

There seemed to be a galaxy flowing in the universe in her eyes.

However, Jiang Ran did not lose consciousness as she wished. Instead, she stepped forward to stop her: "Article 31 of the Code of Demon Race: You must not use spells on humans for no reason. If you don't stop, I will ask Reported in the bureau. Points will be deducted at that time."

Each demon registered with the demon management bureau has an ID card. There is a chip in the ID card. In addition to basic information, the chip contains 100 original points. Points are calculated in a cycle of ten years. If the Yaozu violates the Yaozu rules during the ten years, points will be deducted depending on the situation. If more than half of the points are deducted in ten years, one must receive a one-year training and education. If the points are deducted, not only will they receive re-education, but they will also be prohibited from living in human cities. Until the next ten-year point system restarts calculations.

After hearing this, Jiufeng really stopped, and looked at Jiang Ran in horror: "Aren't you from the street?"

Her expression was bright and she wrote: Damn now, the street office has been infiltrated by the demon management bureau?

Jiang Ran put on an innocent look: "Yes, I'm just a street clerk. Aunt Xu invited me to mediate the dispute over the venue."

Jiufeng said with a look of lovelessness: "Okay, I won't fight for the venue. Don't report it to me. I have ten left."

"..."

One hundred points are deducted and there are ten points left, which is also very impressive.

Jiang Ran thought to himself that after so many years, Taotie is striving to be a good citizen. Why has Jiufeng's violent temper not changed at all?

Thinking that he bit Jiufeng's tail feathers bald, Jiufeng chased him madly for almost two months. Fortunately, Jiufeng couldn't beat him, otherwise he might be a gluttonous glutton now.

Jiang Ran trembles at this terrible thought and said, "It's okay if you don't report it, but you have to communicate with Aunt Xu. Your dance troupe is only a dozen people. Isn't it a waste of space that accounts for the largest place in the middle?"

Jiufeng raised his chin: "The Human Race has enshrined me for thousands of years. Now I can't even have a C-seat in a square?"

Jiang Ran tried his best to reason with her: "Now it is a modern society, and the human race believes in science more. Everything is important to come first and then arrive. Even the big monsters have to line up."

Jiufeng: "When I buy Yuwan Plaza, there is no need to line up."

Jiang Ran: "If you do this, I will report it."

Jiufeng said in a second: "Lined up all the time."

Feeling unhappy after speaking, Nine heads turned around and stared at Jiang Rian: "If you threaten me with this, you will be eaten."

Jiang Ran was unmoved: "Threatening the staff, deduct a very start."

Jiufeng: ...grass and mud horse.

"I was wrong, brother, you go quickly."

She even took the initiative to remove the barrier.

Jiang Ran was as steady as Dinghai Shenzhen, did not move at all, insisted: "The dispute between you and Aunt Xu has not been resolved, I can't go."

Jiufeng smiled, MMP in his heart.

At this time, Aunt Xu also recovered, and agreed: "Yes, the dispute has not been resolved yet, where did I just say it?"

Jiang Ran looked at Aunt Xu comfortingly, and said: "Ms. Jiufeng has realized her mistake and is not ready to compete with you."

Aunt Xu was taken aback and looked at Jiufeng suspiciously: "When did she admit that she was wrong? Why am I not impressed at all?"

"Just now." Jiang Ran looked at Jiufeng, smiled and said, "Is it?"

Jiufeng gritted his teeth and stared at the little demon who is not afraid of death, and squeezed out the words from his teeth: "Yes, I have realized my mistakes, I should not deceive others with force. This is still your place."

Aunt Xu is very generous, and she immediately smiled upon hearing the words: "Hey, if you have this kind of consciousness, you don't need to have such a fight? Then we are still here today, are you right by?"

Jiufeng reluctantly nodded.

Aunt Xu was happily and praised Jiang greedily: "Sure enough, the young comrades have a set, will mediate, and wait for me to send you a pennant another day."

Jiang Ran quickly urged that he did not use it, but Aunt Xu was very firm and just said what he wanted.

Jiufeng's brain hurts when he is watching, and he doesn't dare to do it again. Can only suffocate and prepare to leave. It just so happened that the little demon who had been called by her to make someone turn back at this time, and also brought two or three people.

"My lord, the one you want is here."

Aunt Xu smiled, and looked at Jiufeng suspiciously: "What age is this, why are you still doing the feudal era? What is this going to do?"

She glanced suspiciously over the Jiufeng gang.

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Jiufeng glared at the little demons behind him, and said coldly, "Call them to dance."

The little demon didn't know what was going on, and hesitated when he heard the words: "Didn't you say that you would take a day off today and not dance? They are rare to rest, so they all went out to play."

The amount of information in the little demon's words is huge.

Aunt Xu clapped her hands: "Oh, those members of your feelings are all paid to hire? I just said that all of them dance so well, like professional ones. Why do you think you are?"

Jiang Ran didn't expect such a show.

He looked at Jiufeng who was flushed, thinking that the big demon also likes to dance