It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 58 Unlucky Coffee
"Reasonableness reduction exemption successful."

The system prompts arrived as scheduled.

Tears of fire fell to the ground, burning the pool of blood dry.

Liu Zheng couldn't help but feel a little curious. If the deer head didn't shed tears, would it be able to form an artificial lake?

He walked around the deer head and into the cafe.

“Welcome to Bad Luck Coffee.”

The busy shop assistants stopped what they were doing and shouted in unison.

In other words, they were originally one person.

A heart was suspended in mid-air, with several thick blood vessels extending in all directions, connecting each of the shop assistants.

Only the front half of their bodies is exposed, with all their organs and bones exposed to the air.

“Would you like to order?”

A clerk floated over, and his blood vessel almost got tangled with the one next to it.

Only then did Liu Zheng realize that they also had no lower body.

"I'd like an Orange C iced Americano, half sugar. And a whipped coconut hot latte, standard sugar."

He first ordered the coffee that the cleaning lady had ordered.

"And all the coffees, all on the rocks, half sugar."

He didn't remember how many people were in the kitchen, so he just ordered more.

Isn't it strange that there are so many people?

"Okay. Half sugar will be a little bitter, is that okay?"

the clerk asked.

"can."

There must be sugar in the kitchen. If it tastes bitter, just add it yourself.

"I'll give you a group purchase discount, a total of 1000 yuan."

the clerk said.

The price of half a bottle of Shengtian Maotai is not expensive.

Liu Zheng handed over the banknotes.

"Can you handle so much coffee? We can deliver it to your designated location."

The clerk said enthusiastically.

“You also have takeout service?”

he said in surprise.

He thought takeout was monopolized by bloody restaurants.

"Normally we don't give it away, but we have preferential treatment for group buying customers like you."

The clerk replied.

"Okay. Then you guys send it to the bloody restaurant, and the person who ordered it should write "Excellent Employee" as a cow or a horse.

Liu Zheng said.

It was indeed difficult for him to carry so much coffee.

Moreover, there would be no legendary vest bonus on the way back, and if anything happened, he would not have the energy to protect the coffee.

"Okay. If you send it to the Bloody Restaurant, you'll need to pay an additional 1200 yuan."

"You are robbing me. The coffee is only 1000, and your delivery fee is more than the meal."

Liu Zheng frowned.

"Sir, please don't be angry. This 1200 is not the delivery fee."

The clerk explained.

"what is that?"

“It’s employee depreciation.”

The clerk said with a smile.

"Based on our experience, the delivery person who goes to the bloody restaurant will never come back."

"Ahem, that's it."

Liu Zheng was a little embarrassed.

Although he was also one of the ones being eaten, he still belonged to the restaurant after all.

"So it makes sense for us to charge some employee depreciation. Is that correct?"

The clerk said slowly.

"Reasonable and reasonable."

Liu Zheng offered 1200 yuan.

If it was a gift to someone else, he would still be a little reluctant.

But he also had to help Plantain steal things from the kitchen, so the coffee was worth it.

As long as the cattle and horses are still there, this favor should be repaid.

What's more, there is salmon here, and the calico cat should be friendly.

As long as the strength is enough.

Thinking of this, Liu Zheng suddenly had an idea.

"Do you sell desserts here?"

"Yes, here are the new products that have just been put on the shelves."

The waiter showed the menu.

Liu Zheng picked a few items at random and bought a few extra cups of coffee.

"Is there anything else you need, sir?"

The clerk asked after collecting the money.

"Nothing."

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"Then sir, you still need to pay my tip."

the clerk said.

"what?"

He looked like an old man on the subway.

No, you are a cashier, why should you accept tips?

Even coffee shops in Europe and America don’t have this rule, right?

"I'm sorry, sir, this is the rule of our store."

The clerk said in an apologetic tone.

"how much is it?"

Liu Zheng asked angrily.

He had spent so much money before, if it wasn't much, he would have tolerated it. Delivering food was more important.

"A face is enough."

The clerk kept smiling.

???

Liu Zheng's hair stood on end.

He finally understood why the cleaning lady smiled so strangely?

She definitely knew when to tip.

The faces of the people in the office are all painted. It can’t be because of the tips.

He was horrified when he thought about it.

"What if I don't give it?"

Liu Zheng asked tentatively.

"Then we can only let you join us."

All employees said in unison.

They all floated over, surrounded Liu Zheng, and looked at him expressionlessly.

“Welcome to the Bad Luck Coffee family.”

"Join us and you will be away from all luck."

"Join us and you'll be away from all that's good."

"Join us and you will be away from all individuality."

"Join us and you will be far away from all reality."

“But you’ll lose your worries.”

"But you lose the pain."

"But you'll lose your hunger."

"But you will never be expelled."

“Work, eternal work!”

"join us!"

"join us!"

The shop assistants said loudly.

Their voices became faster and faster, and more and more rhythmic.

By the end, it was like reciting scriptures.

"Hello?"

Liu Zheng covered one ear and called Niu Ma.

"The person you dialed does not want to receive your call."

A merciless response sounded.

If it were any other time, he might have hung up the phone tactfully.

Until now, all he wanted to do was curse.

"Boss, did you know that Bad Luck Coffee charges face as a tip?"

"I know."

The sounds of cattle and horses finally began to sound.

He looks lazy, probably because he just finished exercising.

"Then why the hell did you ask me to buy you coffee?"

Liu Zheng finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Who are you with? Wait, you won't have any good juice to eat when you come back."

Niuma threatened.

"That's only if I can come back."

he sneered.

The shop assistants around him moved closer, almost touching his face.

"Is it that serious? You just lost your face. It's a big deal for others, but for you, it's no different than losing a hair."

Niuma said nonchalantly.

"what?"

Liu Zheng wondered if he had heard it wrong.

"If they want your face, they'll just tear it off. What are you afraid of? It will grow back in a matter of seconds."

Niuma said.

"Are you telling the truth?"

He had some doubts.

"Nonsense. If I really want you to die, it's not now. Otherwise, why would my boss let me go on vacation when I'm alone?"

The cattle and horses became impatient.

Liu Zheng thought about it and realized that this was indeed the case.

His death here would be of no benefit to the cattle and horses.

It couldn't even get a piece of meat.

"I'll tip."

Liu Zheng shouted loudly.

The chanting-like sound stopped instantly.

All the shop assistants looked down at Liu Zheng with some disappointment in their eyes.

"Then please sit over here."

The clerk who was paying him the cashier said.

He led Liu Zheng to a lift chair and asked him to sit down.

"What is this for?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"This is our high-end service, specially for VIPs like you who place large orders and are willing to tip."

The clerk pressed a button and the lift chair immediately turned into a reclining chair.

There were also more than a dozen handcuffs growing out of the seat, securing him tightly.

"The first service is to shave your eyes."

The clerk twirled his fingers, and a sharp blade flew across his fingertips.

Then, he cut open Liu Zheng's eyeball.

(End of this chapter)