It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 59 You don't want me to poop everywhere, do you?
Liu Zheng had heard of the skill of sharp knife and sharp eyes.

But that is to scrape the blisters on the eyelids and relieve "trachoma".

And the clerk at the Unlucky Coffee was actually scratching out his eyes.

The clerk's knife was so fast that before Liu Zheng felt any pain, everything in front of him went dark.

After looking at the shaved eyeballs for a few seconds, the clerk placed them on a tray on the side.

"The second service is ear cleaning."

Hearing the clerk's words, Liu Zheng had a subtle expression.

In real life, he often goes for ear cleaning, partly because it feels comfortable and partly to help him sleep.

But now he doesn’t even have an ear, only a hole is left, how can he pick it?
The clerk quickly told Liu Zheng the answer.

He used his hands to pinch Liu Zheng's ear holes, and his flesh was molded like plasticine, turning into two ears.

Although Liu Zheng couldn't see it, he roughly guessed what he was doing.

Then, the clerk took out an ear spoon and dug along the edge of the ear little by little, until both ears were dug out.

Then place them on either side of your eyeball.

"The third service is face-opening."

In ancient times, when a girl got married, a beautiful woman from the family would be invited to trim the bride's face and remove the sweat hair on her face.

It is not only for aesthetics, but also symbolizes the beginning of a new life.

The clerk also respected the customs very much and took out a complete set of phoenix crown and bridal robe for Liu Zheng to change into.

Because his bald head was too slippery to fit the phoenix crown, the clerk even used a few thumbtacks to fix it.

If Liu Zheng could still see, he would definitely be amazed by this spirit of craftsmanship.

After putting on the clothes, the clerk took out the thin linen rope.

In reality, two sticks are needed to twist the dough, but he only needs one.

The clerk put the string on Liu Zheng's forehead and then slowly rolled it down.

A thin layer of facial skin was pulled off, revealing the blood vessels and tendons underneath.

The clerk pinched both sides of the face, carefully adjusted the angle, and spread it on the tray.

Add the eyeballs and ears and it forms a complete face.

"Is that all right?"

Liu Zheng blinked.

He can now slightly control the priority of body parts, so small organs like eyeballs can grow back in just a few minutes.

I just haven't gotten used to it yet and I can't control my tears.

As for shame?

Anyway, he doesn't rely on his looks to make a living now, so let it grow on its own.

"Yes, sir."

The clerk said gently.

All the restraints were automatically untied and the chair turned back into a lift chair.

"Sir, your face is perfect. We plan to display it as our corporate image. Would you like to write a blessing for us?"

The clerk took out a pen.

Only then did Liu Zheng notice that there was a piece of white paper on the tray.

"sure."

He said generously.

Then write a line of regular script on the paper.

"Unlucky restaurant, my Gan Lin mother."

"Thank you, sir."

The clerk took the tray away without changing his expression.

"By the way, can I designate a delivery person?"

Liu Zheng suddenly asked.

"No, sir. This is not a maid cafe."

The clerk said with a smile.

"Really? That's a pity."

he said regretfully.

After leaving Bad Luck Coffee, Liu Zheng returned to the front door of the office building.

Everyone's eyes turned to him again, this time not at his takeout box, but at his face.

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen someone without makeup?"

Liu Zheng said unhappily.

Liu Zheng once again used his eyes to drive away the people with painted faces and gave the coffee to the cleaner.

"This is the coffee I promised you. And these, these are extra desserts for you."

The moment the cleaning lady saw the half-cooked cheesecake, two blushes suddenly appeared on her face and her three white eyes turned into stars.

"Is this appropriate?"

Her tone was somewhat hesitant.

"What's inappropriate about that? You work so hard cleaning, what's wrong with having some cake?"

"If the people above don't get along, that's their business. What does it have to do with us workers? Don't you agree?"

Liu Zheng stuffed the cake into her hands.

"Yeah, right?"

The cleaner was still a little hesitant.

"If you don't want it, I'll take it away."

He took out his teething stick.

"If you try to rob me, I'll let the dogs go."

"You don't want the three-guarantee area in front of your door to be full of dog shit, do you?" Liu Zheng said with a wicked smile on his face.

"Don't do that kind of thing!"

The cleaner screamed, then stuffed the cake into her mouth and chewed it hard.

"Is it tasty?"

"too delicious."

The cleaner shed tears of happiness.

"Look at you, you work so hard for the property management, but you can't even afford a piece of cake. What's the point?"

"How much of the money I blackmailed you for?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Two, two hundred."

The cleaning lady replied.

"Two hundred?! To send away a beggar?"

he shouted.

The cleaner showed a shameful expression.

"Married?"

"I'm married. Last year my husband couldn't find a job, so he was fired by the city hall. I have three little boys, and they all depend on me to support them."

The cleaner said dejectedly, his starry eyes turned into lowered brows and eyes.

"Take it."

Liu Zheng took out five hundred yuan and patted her chest.

"I was in a hurry to go out this time, so I didn't bring much money. I'll use this little money to buy some meat for the kids, as a token of my appreciation as an uncle."

"Why is this so embarrassing?"

The cleaning lady's painted face turned red again.

Judging from the color and texture, it should be dyed with the juice of some kind of flower.

"Take it. If you don't take it, you are looking down on me."

Liu Zheng said seriously.

"No way. Well, I thank you on behalf of the children, uncle."

The cleaning lady winked at him.

Bah, the eyeball fell to the ground.

Liu Zheng helped her pick it up and put it back.

Then he frowned and looked for a while.

Always feel something is not right.

He stretched out his tentacles, dipped them in saliva, and drew two eyebrows for the cleaner.

Well, that's right.

Liu Zheng nodded with satisfaction.

"You don't have to give the security guard your share. I'll just give him half."

Baojie lowered her head and said.

"Let's put it this way. Am I the one doing the job? Take it."

He bid another three hundred dollars.

"Thank you. Um, do you have any shame?"

The cleaning lady asked shyly.

"What?"

The muscles on Liu Zheng's face trembled.

I've tried my best, and you still scold me?

"This is the face I picked up. It's a little torn, but I washed it clean. If you don't mind, you can use it."

The cleaning lady took out a paper bag from the tool cart.

There are many gaps on it, which look like they were bitten by some rodent.

But the overall is still complete.

"No. My face will grow back in a moment."

Liu Zheng declined.

God knows if these faces can be taken off once they are put on.

And he wasn't lying, skin had already grown on the edges of his face.

"Okay, this is for you. I, I'm leaving now."

The cleaning lady handed a bottle to Liu Zheng and rushed into the office building.

Through the glass door, he saw her negotiate with the security guard and then walk into the stairwell.

Liu Zheng withdrew his gaze and looked at the bottle in his hand.

"Name: Special insecticide for cleaning (disposable)"

"Type: Miscellaneous"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Powerful insecticide"

"Note: Eliminate all harmful insects and become invincible."

“Can I take the copy out: No”

This thing should be good for white-feathered chickens.

There must be a lot of mosquitoes, rats and ants in the kitchen.

Liu Zheng put away the insecticide and walked into the office building.

(End of this chapter)