It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 9 If logic doesn't work, let's talk about physics
Chapter 9 If logic doesn't work, let's talk about physics
Liu Zheng came to the dining car and checked the food.
The packaging of the lunch box is quite exquisite. Not only is the iris pattern more complicated, but there are also many ribbons wrapped around the box.
Fortunately, the way to tie the ribbon is not complicated, otherwise he would have to worry about how to restore it later.
Open the lid and there is a transparent glass jar inside.
The jar was filled with thumb-sized eyeballs, which had been cleaned to a bloodless state.
And it’s very fresh and juicy, as if it’s still growing on the lamb.
Thick mucus hung on the wall, and I didn't know whether it was added or secreted by the eyeballs.
"Name: Supreme Black Goat Kid Eyeball Sashimi"
"Type: Props"
“Quality: Excellent”
"Effect: Make up for defects, heal injuries, have a high chance of obtaining the 'Flesh and Blood Deformation' state, and have a very low chance of obtaining the 'Flesh and Blood Regeneration' state."
"Note: The Black Goat of the Forest, who gave birth to thousands of offspring, has young ones waiting for the gospel."
this thing
It seems particularly bad.
Looking at the system introduction, Liu Zheng had a bad feeling.
But regardless, the work must be done.
He repacked his lunch box and walked into the employee passage again.
The second time he entered, Liu Zheng found that he had become accustomed to this feeling of darkness and silence.
He even felt the walls become softer and warmer, like the skin of a young woman.
He was even a little addicted to it.
"Ho ho."
The familiar feeling of suffocation came again, and Liu Zheng couldn't help but hold his throat with one hand, and he woke up.
Only then did he realize that his other hand had sunk into the wall and was doing some very primitive movements.
"grass!"
Liu Zheng pulled back his arm as if he had been electrocuted and rubbed it hard on his work clothes a few times.
He never expected that he would actually molest a wall.
If people knew about this, they would expel him from Indian nationality on the spot.
But to be honest, it feels really good.
"If I can survive and return to reality, I'll buy some slime toys to play with."
Liu Zheng seemed to be thinking about something.
After exiting the passage, he did not walk towards Yipintian Villa, but ran in the opposite direction.
Soon, he saw the plane tree again.
"I am coming again."
Liu Zheng waved his hand.
"Are you here to pee?"
Dai Lego said excitedly.
"Uh, no."
"So you got the moss?"
"Uh, neither."
"Then what are you here for?"
Dai Lego closed his eyes in disgust.
"I got a can of this."
Liu Zheng took out a can from his pocket and shook it.
Hearing the sound of water, Dai Lego opened his eyes again.
“Oh, it’s this.”
It said with some surprise.
"Have you ever drunk it?"
"I used to love drinking until I got diabetes."
Dai Le raised the branches high.
“Can trees get diabetes?”
This time it was Liu Zheng's turn to be surprised.
"Don't think that you humans are the only ones who metabolize."
Dai Lego said proudly.
"Then do you want more?"
He didn't care about this biological knowledge that sounded boring at first.
"want!"
Dai Lego answered quickly.
“You’re not diabetic?”
Liu Zhengxu looked at it intently.
“A little drink doesn’t count as a drink”
“If it doesn’t say it contains sugar, then it’s sugar-free.”
Dai Lego began to speak incomprehensible words, and the street was filled with a cheerful air.
"Stop, stop chanting."
He walked over to the black soil and opened the can.
A strong pungent smell rushed into his nasal cavity, and the burning sensation quickly spread from his nostrils to his lungs.
Liu Zheng thought about it and put his mouth closer.
"Hey, what are you doing?!"
Dai Le shouted.
"Don't be so stingy, just one sip. You said it yourself, a small drink doesn't count as a drink."
He waved his hand.
He really didn't drink much. He took a sip and poured it to Dai Lego.
The plane tree closed its eyes, as if enjoying the rock music in its mind.
I don't know what it heard, but green juice was oozing from its eyes.
Perhaps Liu Zheng drank too little and heard nothing.
"I thought of the first rain under the setting sun, which was my lost youth."
Dalego sighed.
"Three hundred years ago?"
Liu Zheng added casually.
"What bullshit are you talking about? I'm only eighteen years old."
Dai Lego was furious.
"I have no vision."
he said sincerely, looking at its rough, cracked bark.
"That's good to know. Since the song is pretty good, tell me, what do you want to change?"
Dai Lego said.
"Do you have"
Liu Zheng's voice suddenly stopped. He suddenly thought, if he told it about the snake, would it also be considered as revealing the restaurant's affairs?
Although the connection was a bit forced, he didn't take the risk.
Liu Zheng considered his words and changed the way he asked the question.
“I need to complete a game. Is there anything that can improve my dynamic vision and reaction speed, or can help me complete the game directly?”
"You mean the snake?"
Dai Lego's answer was beyond his expectations.
"you know?"
"I've eaten a lot of your restaurant staff's brains, even though they all taste weird."
Dai Lego's tone was somewhat disgusted.
"Can you digest all the memories?"
Liu Zheng asked curiously.
"Not really. I can only digest a small part. Besides, I can't know too much about the restaurant, so you'd better not ask."
Dai Lego shook the canopy.
"Oh. Since you know, then pick a suitable one for me."
Liu Zheng didn't plan to ask.
Last time, I asked about the female boss and was almost beaten to death by cattle and horses.
Judging from Dai Lego's appearance, his strength is probably stronger than that of cows and horses.
"Lucky for you, I have something good."
After a surge of black soil, the tree root threw a golden finger at Liu Zheng's feet.
"Name: Copper Fingers"
"Type: Props"
“Quality: Excellent”
"Effect: If used in appropriate circumstances, you can get a chance to S/L (save and load)."
"Note: Life is a shitty game because it can't be S/L."
"Goodbye."
Putting away the copper finger, Liu Zheng ran towards the direction of Yipintian Villa.
Behind him, Dai Lego's rock music seemed to have reached its climax.
The plane tree shook its branches wildly, and dozens of roots full of bones broke out of the ground and danced wildly in the air, making a shrill whistling sound.
Bones of various shapes collided with each other, like a group of demons dancing wildly.
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"Yipintian Villa"
Four large gilded characters stretch across the marble arch, and an oval building rises up behind it.
There were two security guards standing upright at the gate post, there was also a security guard in the security booth, and there was another security guard guarding the entrance to the underground garage.
"In this community, the property management fee is 10 yuan per square meter, right?"
Looking at this staffing configuration, Liu Zheng was secretly shocked.
He picked up the takeaway box and walked towards the door.
"Stop, what are you doing?"
A security guard stopped him.
He was so strong and muscular that his chest muscles almost burst his security uniform.
There was a bulge around his waist, and I didn't know what weapon was inside.
"Bloody restaurant, delivery guy."
Liu Zheng also straightened his chest.
Although his breasts aren't as big as others, and his clothes aren't as pretty as others, he has a lot more in terms of temperament.
"Where's the list?"
The security guard held out his hand.
"this."
He took out the takeaway order and gave it to the security guard.
"No unauthorized persons are allowed to enter this community. Give me the takeaway and I'll deliver it to you."
The security guard said after looking at the takeout order.
"coming!"
Liu Zheng said secretly.
Sure enough, delivering takeout is not that easy.
Although the security guard would not dare to steal the takeaway and would not deliver the wrong thing, there was no way to confirm who signed for it.
"The restaurant requires that the food must be delivered to the person who placed the order. Can you please make an exception?"
He tried to communicate.
"Who is your brother?"
The security guard gave him a disdainful look.
"Either you give it to me, or don't give it to me."
He put his hands behind his back and spoke condescendingly.
"Not negotiable?"
"Give me a piece of meat and I'll let you in."
The security guard licked his lips.
"Row."
Liu Zheng frowned, but finally chose to compromise.
"And us."
Suddenly, he felt a darkness above his head.
At some point, all the security guards gathered around with malicious smiles on their faces.
"hehe."
Faced with the siege, Liu Zheng just smiled evilly, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and made a call.
"Boss, have you finished delivering the food?"
he asked respectfully.
"On the way back, what are you doing?"
"I'm having some trouble here. The security guard won't let me into the community."
Liu Zheng said.
"It's none of my business. Figure it out yourself."
Niuma said unhappily.
"I got a good thing, boss, you don't want to miss out on the reward for completing the game, do you?"
"grass!"
There seemed to be a sound of sudden braking on the other end of the phone.
"It's impossible to help you."
Niuma said after a moment.
"But if they can't explain the logic, you can also explain the physics. Do you understand?"
"That's it"
Liu Zheng hung up the phone and suddenly kicked a security guard in the crotch.
"You should have told me earlier."
He gave the security guards a kind smile.
(End of this chapter)
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