A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

The little wizards stood in the very center of the cafeteria, and the eyes of the entire school converged on them.

Some of the little wizards who couldn’t bear such a heavy burden really didn’t want to be too nervous, so they had to raise their heads and look up at the ceiling. But the ceiling above only saw a little starlight flashing on the velvety black ceiling, and with the little wizards’ eyes and godless looks, there was really a feeling of looking up at the starry sky.

Hermione resolutely told the stories of the ceiling to the people around her, “Spells have been cast here, and they look like the sky outside, I read about it in Hogwarts, a History of the School.” ”

But no one cared about her.

Professor McGonagall gently placed a four-legged stool in front of the first-year students, and then placed a wizard hat on the stool. The hat was patched, worn and dirty.

“Attention, that’s the sorting hat, which determines which academy we will go to…”

Joshua succeeded in silencing the somewhat chattering Hermione, and now all the students and teachers turned their attention to the hat.

Then, the hat twisted. The brim of the hat cracked a wide seam, like a mouth – the hat began to sing:

You may think I’m not pretty

But don’t take people by looks.

If you can find a more beautiful hat than me,

I can eat myself.

You can make your bowler hat black and shiny

Make your tall silk hat smooth and structured.

I’m a magic hat for the Hogwarts test

Nature is taller than your hat.

Any thought hidden in your heads

Can’t hide from the golden eyes of the magic hat.

Put it on and try it

I’ll tell you which college you should be assigned to.

You may belong to Gryffindor, where there is bravery buried deep in your heart

Their boldness, boldness and boldness made Gryffindor outstanding;

You may belong to Hufflepuff, where people are upright and loyal

Hufflepuff students are stoic and honest, not afraid of hard work;

If you’re smart-witted, you might get into the wise old Ravenclaw

Those who are wise and learned will always meet their fellow travelers there;

Maybe you’ll get into Svetling, maybe you’ll make sincere friends here

But those who are cunning and sinister will stop at nothing to achieve their goals.

Come and put on me! Don’t be afraid! Don’t panic!

In my hands (even though I don’t even have a hand) you are absolutely safe

Because I’m a thinking magic hat!

[After the guest speeches, the host spoke…] Joshua silently thought in his heart, it seems that this kind of formalism is inevitable in any country.

Professor McGonagall took a few steps forward, a roll of parchment in her hand.

“Whoever I call by name now, I put on my hat, sit on a stool, and wait for the sorting house.” She said, “Hannah Abbot!”

A ruddy-faced little girl with two blonde hair braids stumbled out of the queue and put on a hat that just covered her eyes. She sat down. A pause – “Hufflepuff!” The hat shouted.

The people at the table on the right applauded and cheered Hannah and welcomed her to their seat.

“This is the sorting ceremony? I think it’s so easy to burst! When I’m all right, I’ll have to teach Fred a good lesson! ”

Joshua smiled slightly, ignored Ron, who was broken thoughts, and silently recited the system in his heart.

[System, when the hospital is sorted for a while…].

[No rolling. The system jun who has been snubbed for a long time is very cold.

[Fuck, I mean you won’t be observed by the sorting hat when you’re sorting for a while, right?] Why are you so excited? 】

Joshua watched the little wizards in front of him walk towards Professor McGonagall one by one, and it seemed that he should be placed in the last sorting house.

The system impatiently replied to Joshua: [What do you think the system sent you the Dementor Forgiveness for? ] It’s for now! 】

“You mean…”

[Quite simply, a very profound magic is applied inside that hat, which can detect some of the innermost thoughts and ways of thinking of the person who is worn, and then use the sorting procedure instilled in it by the four founders of Hogwarts, combined with the results of the sorting house for more than a thousand years, through the method of big data analysis to determine which house a person is suitable to be sorted in…]

Joshua frowned, “But I’m different from the others, I’m a traverser…].

[So it is possible that this broken hat will be discovered, how?] This system is awesome, right? 】

Joshua hurriedly clicked on the system interface, and as soon as he clicked on the Dementor Immunity, he heard Professor McGonagall shouting to herself: “Joshua Joestar!” ”