A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Joshua Joestar!”

Professor McGonagall’s voice echoed in the dining room.

Although the dining hall at Hogwarts also doubles as an auditorium, it’s still a lot of drama to think about.

Putting these unrealistic thoughts behind him, Joshua turned his attention and walked slowly to the three-legged stool in front of him, where Professor McGonagall was waiting for him with the dirty, torn sorting hat.

“Hello, Professor McGonagall, we meet again, maybe I will be a student under your academy in the future~”

Professor McGonagall ignored Joshua, put her hat on his head with self-concern, and whispered to him, “Remember… Have no distractions, have a good conversation with the Sorting Hat…”

The hat was still a little bigger for Joshua, and only a part of the students of the four houses below could be seen above his head. Three of the houses all looked at Joshua with eager eyes, as if expecting the Sorting Hat to give this last little wizard to their house.

This is especially true of Gryffindor, because the Weasleys have a lot of high impressions for Joshua, and as for the Slytherins…

Malfoy seemed to have spread the news that Joshua was from a Muggle family, so basically the students there looked at him with either indifference or nonchalance.

【Oh ~ interesting… Little guy…].

Happy birthday! The hat talks! ———— Joshua wanted to shout like this, but think about it, otherwise he is likely to be taken as a fool.

“I’ve been created by Godric Gryffindor, infused with the minds of several other founders, and have had self-awareness as a sorting tool at Hogwarts for more than a thousand years…] You seem to be the first little wizard who almost didn’t go to school because you didn’t get on the bus…]

The hat was quite disgusting, showing off his long history to himself, and then hitting Joshua very stiffly.

[So Mr. Hat, I know that my deeds are stupid enough, can you stop revealing my scars?] Shall we start sorting hospitals? 】

The Sorting Hat twisted on top of Joshua’s head, seemingly adjusting to a more comfortable position.

“That’s of course, kid. Oh, first we use elimination… I’m sorry, but while I can see your ambitions and pursuits, the dream of becoming the apex of a wizard is something that no one dares to do. You also seem to have a ruthless consciousness, but….]

Joshua raised his eyebrows, “I’m a Muggle, not for Slytherin, am I?” 】

The Sorting Hat said with a smile: [Eh… Although you may be a better fit for Slytherin in terms of personality, I really regret that I cannot go against Mr. Salazar’s will. 】

“Let’s talk about Ravenclaw… To achieve the strongest name in the wizarding world, you must have a corresponding wealth of knowledge, maybe you need to study in the ocean of knowledge, but… Child, the importance that the hard-working students in Ravenclaw attach to learning….]

The meaning is already obvious, to the effect that you are a scumbag who does not have the motivation of other people’s top students, and putting you in Ravenclaw may also make the children who want to learn become lazy. (So in fact, the reason for the classification of those key classes and rocket classes in middle school is actually this…) ）

[In other words, there are only two choices left for me now?] Hufflepuff and Gryffindor? So the recommendation you gave me is… Let’s meditate together in our hearts…].

【Hufflepuff】【Gryffindor】

“Sleeping?!” Joshua jumped up directly from the stool in shock, “What the hell! ”

The teachers and students of the whole school looked at the little wizard in front of them in horror, and Professor McGonagall, who was standing behind Joshua, also became overwhelmed, even if this little guy didn’t get on the train, how can he even make a little moth for the sorting ceremony now?

“Joshua? Is there something going on? Professor McGonagall hurriedly asked out loud, lest there be any big mess.

“Eh… No, Professor…” Joshua quickly sat down, fortunately the Sorting Hat had just followed his advice and did not directly call out Hufflepuff, otherwise he would have to go to Hufflepuff to be an honest man….

Emmm, it’s not that Hufflepuff is bad, it’s just that you look at how the Sorting Hat says Hufflepuffs….

“You may belong to Hufflepuff, where people are upright and loyal, and Hufflepuff students are stoic and honest, unafraid of hard labor…”

Honesty is enough, honest Joshua thinks that he can barely get aside, but the back is not afraid of hard labor…. Forget it, lazy cancer patients can’t afford to hurt.

And looking at most HP fanfiction, there are basically few books about the protagonist entering Hufflepuff… After watching the full series of HP, Hufflepuff famous alumnus Joshua only remembers….

Hannah Abbot, the first beautiful girl in the Branch, was Hufflepuff’s, and finally inserted in the pile of cow dung in Longbottom;

And then… It’s the dead old and miserable Cedric brother, almost the whole time in the Goblet of Fire, let’s say there is something outstanding… But I can’t remember it, it has the unpretentious characteristics of Hufflepuffs. And finally? Following Harry to touch the fake and shoddy Goblet of Fire of the Raushzi, biu~ teleported to the final boss, and then biu~ ate a shot of Avada and hung up.

So Hufflepuff is a great deal for Joshua, who aspires to be the protagonist!