A Hundred Ways To Kill A Heartthrob

This……

It's too stingy. Sure enough, what kind of master teaches what kind of apprentice, how can he **** my little pear out of disagreement?

I ate half of it, too much!

Jie Shen took my little pear and left. I looked around, and I was fine anyway, so I decided to take a stroll around Tianshuizong. Jie Shen told me many things about Tianshui Sect during this journey, saying that the library here is unique in the world, and there are many books in it, but he said that I can't enter yet because the books in it are not graded.

"What does the classification mean?" I asked him at the time.

Obviously it was just a simple question, but he blushed and pressed his lips tightly. After a long while, he said, "You are too young. It's better to look less at those things."

small? It is a shame to never say that a male is small.

I was so angry that I stretched out my foot and stepped on his foot, "You are young."

After stepping on it, I felt that the momentum was not enough, so I took out the pine cones and smashed the opponent in the face.

Xie Chen was stunned for a moment, and then unexpectedly laughed out loud.

What Fu Jiuyin said also had some truth. The male monk outside was indeed a bit bad, but Fu Jiuyin was even worse than the degree of badness. I wanted to pursue the female squirrel in the forbidden land. I couldn't make up my mind about giving gifts, so I asked Fu Jiuyin.

"Uncle, what do you say I give Huihui, she will agree to be with me?"

Hui Hui is the most beautiful female squirrel in the forbidden ground. I don't think there is a male squirrel to see her. With her pointed ears, long tail, and those beautiful little eyes, she is my dream mouse.

But Fu Jiuyin's face changed slightly when he heard these words from me, then he looked at me up and down, and forcibly pulled away my squirrel's hind legs, and sneered, "Your job is not as thick as my nails. What can you give Huihui happiness to others? You should wash and sleep, and don't delay Huihui having children with others."

I endured and endured, but still couldn't bear it.

Too much bullying, I don’t have such an uncle, oooooo.

When Fu Jiuyin saw me crying, he was taken aback for a moment, then panicked, and quickly picked me up, "What are you crying? Okay, okay, I was wrong, it was my fault. You are not small at all, you are very rough. Make it thicker, the thickest in the world is you."

Why does this sound weird? But I will not admit that I am a little bit happy.

I lifted my paw and wiped my face, staring at Fu Jiuyin, "Really?"

"Really." Fu Jiuyin Fox opened his eyes wide, as if he wanted to express his sincerity.

Sure enough, Hui Hui's small eyes are pretty.

I thought for a while and went to grab Fu Jiuyin's hand, "Show me your nails, let me see who is thick."

Fu Jiuyin smiled awkwardly and hid his hands back, "I cut my nails this morning, and now I have no nails."

Forget it, the fox family are all liars. The more tails, the more deceiving people will be, especially foxes with nine tails. If you ask me how I know, then I will tell you, it was a silly snake with two faces that told me.

It told me that a nine-tailed fox once told it that if it can find all the squirrels in this area, it can promise it a condition, but when it catches all the squirrels, the fox Turned over.

Sitting on the head of a silly snake, while gnawing on pine cones, I asked vaguely: "What offer did you offer?"

The silly snake mentioned this incident several decades ago, but still angrily, "I let him eat me, but he was unwilling to say that I am ugly, he will not eat ugly things, am I ugly? Where am I? Ugly? I am the most beautiful in my clan. My parents, my brother, and my sister, who have seen me praised me as a generation of snake flowers, Shen Jue, do you think I am beautiful?"

I poked my head out and took a serious look, "It's not ugly, your eyes are small, so beautiful."

The silly snake smiled, and I almost fell into the mouth of the snake.

Ugly is not ugly, stupid is really stupid, obviously there are three mouths, when I am happy, I only open the Shekou, I almost died in its mouth several times.

And it's obviously male, why should it call itself snake flower? Shouldn't it be snake grass?

Forget it, don't care about this with a silly snake.

...

I can’t go to the library, I can always go to other places. I usually sit on Jie Shen’s shoulders everywhere I go. Now that Jie Shen is not there, I have to walk on my own legs. I glanced at the invisible stairs, my heart After reading a turn, he secretly used a spell to make himself fly.

Xie Shen said that the Tianshui Sect cannot fly, but I am a squirrel, and I am not a monk of the Tianshui Sect. Why should I follow the rules here? I don't want to comply.

But I only flew for a short distance and I was caught. I didn't see why I didn't catch it, anyway, once I got caught, I was already locked in a cage.

Outside the cage is a bearded man with a stern face, his eyes are full of displeasure, "Whose monster are you? Don't you know if you can fly at will in the sect?"

Oops, I was caught, what should I do now? Just play stupid.

I pretended not to understand what the other person was saying, just looking at the other person.

When the man sees this, the lines on his face seem to be deeper, “If you don’t learn well at a young age, it’s important to practice spells, but physical training is also very important. Can't run away, didn't your master tell you these things?"

I have no master.

Just as I was trying to refute him, another person came up the stairs below.

The man dressed in the same white disciple suit as Jie Shen, and bowed to the man, "Uncle Qingshan."

"Jiang Yunji, you came just right, do you know which disciple in the sect belongs to this squirrel?"

The person known as Jiang Yunji glanced at me and then laughed, "Uncle Qingshan, I heard that Brother Jie brought a squirrel back from the forbidden area. I don’t know if it’s this one, or if I bring it on. Yizhifeng asked?"

"Relieve it?" The bearded man looked up at the sky, "Forget it, it's late, I have something to do, then you can help me relieve this squirrel and tell him if I catch him again. If a squirrel is flying outside, he will come to the precepts to receive punishment by himself."

The bearded man handed me to Jiang Yunji, but before he left, he brought his face close to the cage that held me, "Next time I'm caught flying around, it won't be as simple as shutting the cage."

I don't believe it if you scare the child.

Fu Jiuyin said that a squirrel that looks so cute like me is loved by people everywhere.

This disciple named Jiang Yunji carried my cage and walked up. I saw that the other party didn't pay attention to me. He stretched out his paw and tried to open the cage door, and he robbed me of my little pear. I still don't want to see him.

But I just pulled it twice and the cage was suddenly raised.

Faced with a big face, I couldn't help but step back in fright.

The face laughed quickly, but finally moved the cage away, "You are too naughty, and you want to open the cage to escape. I saw Brother Jie, and I must tell him a bit."

I'm in a hurry, why did I bring a complaint!

"No, you can't say it." Fu Jiuyin told me that if you meet an enemy, you must give everything on your body to the opponent if you fail to fight. I thought about the food in the storage ring, hesitated for a while, and grabbed it. A hazelnut came out, "This is for you to eat, you can let me go, I promise not to fly in the future."

Jiang Yunji glanced at it and said nothing.

I felt a little distressed, but still took another one, "Two, no more! No more, no more!"

The other party’s laughter came from above the cage, "Okay, deal."

After the cage door was opened, the two hazelnuts in my paws were taken away.

"Since you gave me hazelnuts, then I will give you something too." Jiang Yunji stuffed a fruit for me, "This fruit is a spirit fruit, it tastes good, you can try it."

I looked at Jiang Yunji and hugged the Lingguo in his hand tightly. "You are really good, much better than Jie Shen. Jie Shen will even take away half of the little pear I have eaten, huh, meanie, drink cold water!"

Jiang Yunji chuckled again, "I don't think I heard this, I'm going to hear it, you want to bribe me two hazelnuts, then I'm sorry, and I want to return you a spiritual fruit, what do you think..." In my eyes, "It's all your losses."

Of course it is my loss, two for one, the loss is big.

...

After bidding farewell to Jiang Yunji, I didn't dare to fly anymore, for fear of being caught by the bearded man again, so while I was eating Lingguo, I wandered casually and wandered around, and I ran into a man who was very fancy.

"Oh, what a chic little mouse, when did our Tianshui Sect have a little mouse?"

The man bent down and wanted to catch me. I quickly changed the direction and ran forward, but the other party was chasing me, scared me all over the floor and bumped into someone.

The momentum was too great and I couldn't control myself. Gu Lulu rolled on the ground twice, but was picked up by someone the next moment.

I smelled the faint scent on that hand, the smell of relief.

At this moment, I didn't care about fighting with Jie Chen, and I crawled up along the opponent's arm, and quickly climbed to the shoulder, because of fear, I hugged Jie Shen's neck tightly.

The man chasing me stopped when he saw Jie Shen. "It turned out to be Master Jie Shen." He glanced at me and said, "This is the squirrel you raised."

"Yeah." Jie Shen said solemnly, "Uncle Chengji, I have to give Master back to life now, so I won't bother him."

The face of the man in front of him seemed a little stiff, but he solved the sinking tube and took me away directly.

We walked a long way before he spoke again, "Where did the spiritual fruit in your hand come from?"

Before escaping, I was afraid that the spirit fruit would be lost, so I put it in my mouth specially, and now I can finally eat it. I am a little wary of the problem of sinking, "You are not qualified to **** it from someone else."

Jie Shen stopped and grabbed me from his shoulders, "Don't grab it, but you tell me who gave it? Was that uncle just now?"

"No, that person's name is Jiang Yunji, he seems to be your junior." As soon as I said, the Lingguo in my hand was snatched away, and I looked at Lingguo into Shen's mouth.

I:"!!!"

Jie Shen swallowed directly, then put me back on my shoulders, "I have two sacks, I will pay you."

The raging anger in my chest went down instantly, "Really?"

Xie Shen nodded, "But you can't just eat what others give in the future. The male monks in this world will deceive monsters, especially you."

This is actually similar to what Fu Jiuyin said.

Are these two brothers? How do you feel the same?

"Then you are also a male monk, do you mean you will also lie to monsters?" I found a loophole in understanding Shen's words.

But after hearing this, Jie Shen's eyes suddenly changed. Those eyes that always carried a smile now seemed to be filled with sadness, "I, I was fooled by a monster." He looked up. Xiang Yuanfang, "So I will lie too."

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