A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"What kind of pig food did I eat for the past twenty years?"

Touching her bulging belly, Katsuragi Misato stared at the ceiling in a trance, thinking about life with a look of loss.

Her words resonated greatly.

Shinji and Asuka nodded repeatedly.

Even Rei Ayanami, who had very low desires, ate up all the food that belonged to her.

Jon laughed.

The 'menu of life' is so powerful.

Ordinary delicacies are completely dregs in front of top delicacies.

If he hadn't wanted to let these ignorant country people learn something, he wouldn't have deliberately made so many delicacies.

"Now you know how powerful I am, right?" Jon blinked at Asuka.

Asuka's satisfied expression quickly faded, replaced by a touch of unwillingness and anger: "Humph! It's just a matter of ingredients. If I can also use those top ingredients, I will never lose to you."

Jon: "Oh? Then I'll take you to catch gara crocodiles tomorrow."

Asuka: ? ? ?

Although she didn't understand what that thing was.

But she was going shopping tomorrow, so she didn't have the time to catch a damn galah crocodile.

Thinking of this, Asuka put her hands together and said to Misato Katsuragi like a spoiled child: "Miri, can you accompany me to pick out a swimsuit tomorrow? I originally wanted Mr. Kaji to accompany me, but he seemed to have some urgent work and had already left here."

Misato Katsuragi looked embarrassed: "But, I have to work."

I want a working sister, not an idle monkey.

Asuka was disappointed.

Her eyes swept over Shinji and Rei Ayanami, and she sighed: "There's really no way, then one of you should accompany me."

Shinji refused without thinking: "Tomorrow I will have a good rest at home and exercise by the way."

Asuka put her hands on her hips: "Having a good rest and exercising are obviously conflicting, right?"

Shinji: "What do you care?"

Asuka stopped talking immediately.

Turning to look at Rei Ayanami: "Hey, let's go buy swimsuits for the school trip tomorrow."

Rei Ayanami opened her mouth.

After thinking for a moment, she said: "We are EVA pilots and cannot leave our posts without permission. In other words, school trips have nothing to do with us."

Hearing this, Asuka got anxious and stood up with her bulging belly: "What R you talking about?"

Jon suddenly said: "Spikechainis... No, speak Neon to me."

Asuka frowned: "What do you mean by not being able to participate in the school trip?"

Misato Katsuragi: "It means literally. What if an apostle attacks when you go out? At that time, human civilization will be extinct because of a school trip."

Asuka pointed at Jon: "Isn't this guy here?"

Hearing this, Misato Katsuragi's expression became a little subtle: "Jon... Jon has been temporarily deprived of the right to drive EVA because of some force majeure factors, yes, force majeure factors."

Force majeure?

Just name Ikari Gendo.

Shinji was very unhappy: "I think he wants to go to the ICU again."

He didn't name anyone, but everyone present knew who he was talking about.

Rei Ayanami said weakly: "The commander is actually okay..."

Of course.

This was ignored by everyone.

Hearing that she couldn't go surfing, Asuka got angry: "I don't care, I don't care, I want to go, I want to go! I want to buy a beautiful swimsuit, I want to go to the beach to soak up water!"

She slapped the table, shaking the plates on the table: "I can't show off my good figure, isn't my usual self-discipline in vain?"

Jon looked at her belly and smiled: "Self-discipline, but not completely self-discipline."

"Today... today is a special case..." Asuka blushed and stammered.

Misato Katsuragi held her forehead helplessly: "I don't object to buying a swimsuit, but don't even think about taking a leave of absence from school for a trip. If you want to play in the water so much, you can play in the base. How about booking the swimming pool?"

Asuka hesitated for a moment, and the more she thought about it, the angrier she got. Finally, she let out a sharp explosion: "Ah!!!"

It looks a bit funny, just like the famous second creation on the video website.

The next morning.

Asuka took Rei Ayanami and knocked on Shinji's door: "Hey!"

Shinji was dazed and opened the door in his pajamas: "What are you doing?"

He glanced at the wall clock and said unhappily: "Are you crazy? It's only seven o'clock now!"

It's okay to get up early on weekdays.

Getting up early on Saturdays and Sundays?

It's too inhumane!

Asuka hooked Rei Ayanami's arm and said proudly: "Accompany me to buy a swimsuit, and your girlfriend will go too."

As if he had caught some key words, Shinji suddenly woke up.

He looked at Rei Ayanami and blushed as he asked, "Does Rei Ayanami want to buy a swimsuit too?"

Rei Ayanami said calmly, "Because I asked you to."

Is it hard to refuse someone's request...?

The adolescent little chef thought of some charming scenes and couldn't help but be distracted.

Asuka waved her hand in front of him, "Why are you daydreaming? Hurry up and wash and change clothes."

Shinji came back to his senses, "Oh."

He hurried back to the room to change clothes.

However, before leaving, Shinji hesitated again and said to Asuka, "Is it irresponsible for the three of us to go out together?"

Asuka: "Huh?"

Shinji explained: "You see, so far, only the three of us who are qualified can drive EVA. What if... I mean what if, there are some lawless elements or anti-social lunatics who want to exterminate human civilization?" If all three of us are killed, won’t humanity be left in a state of disgrace?”

Asuka: "Liangliang...you learned it from that guy again, right? I wonder if you are thinking too much."

"There is an old saying in the Kingdom of Zhong that people who have no long-term worries will have short-term worries. I think it is still too risky." Shinji rarely looked at the problem from a mature perspective: "So, you two go, I won't go."

Asuka frowned slightly: "What, it's really boring."

As she said this, she seemed to have thought of something and said to Shinji: "Just wait."

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and went to the innermost room.

After thinking for a moment in front of the door, Asuka prepared herself for more than one person in the room and opened the door directly: "Excuse me!"

However, the expected scene did not appear, only an unknown creature standing upside down.

"What are you doing?" Asuka couldn't understand at all.

Jon blinked: "Isn't it bad?"

Asuka:? ? ?

Although but.

She felt like she was being taken advantage of.

His face darkened: "Are you free? Come and go shopping with us. If you don't come, that kid can't come either."

Jon was still standing on his head: "If you want to buy clothes, just go by yourself. Why do you have to bring someone else with you? You are a junior high school student who needs someone to accompany you when going to the toilet... Oh, you really are."

Asuka: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go or not!"

Jon: "Go ahead. Since you kindly invited me, I reluctantly agreed."

Asuka relaxed and asked curiously: "So, why are you standing on your head so early in the morning?"

"Of course it's so that you can see a different scenery when you come to see me." Jon joked casually, and commented: "It's still pure white. You really don't understand anything."

Asuka was stunned for a moment, then she realized what she was doing, her face suddenly turned red: "Go to hell!"

Two hours later, the commercial street——

"This one is nice."

"This one's not bad either."

"And this one..."

"Ah, it's so hard to choose."

Asuka, like any girl, loves shopping.

I saw her shuttling between the many swimsuit shelves, like an excited little bee.

In contrast, Ayanami Rei was much calmer, her eyes calmly swept over the colorful swimsuits, showing neither an expression of liking nor an expression of disgust, just like those swimsuits were just in the air that could be seen everywhere.

"Let's go change clothes." Asuka randomly selected a few swimsuits and took Ayanami Rei to the fitting room: "I've chosen them for you too, trust my vision."

Ayanami Rei was unmoved, but her body was very compliant.

On the bench outside, Shinji opened a physics book and asked puzzledly: "Isn't it just buying clothes? Why is it so complicated? You choose, pay, and go home. Why do you make it so fussy?"

Jon: "Little classmate, don't you understand this? For our Miss Asuka, the more she struggles, the more she can determine her status. She is very afraid of loneliness."

Shinji: "???"

I don’t know why, but I always feel that Mr. Jon understands how women look.

Um.

All I can say is.

As expected of Mr. Jon.

While I was thinking wildly, Asuka and Rei Ayanami came out.

Both were wearing new swimsuits.

"Dangdang~"

Asuka opened her arms and showed herself openly.

Ayanami Rei still lowered her hands, as if everything in the outside world had nothing to do with her.

Shinji was fine at first, but when he saw a girl of the same age wearing a swimsuit in front of him, he blushed and spread the book on his lower abdomen.

"How is it? I have good taste, right?" Asuka smiled and asked Jon and Shinji.

"It's just so-so." Jon gave a not high evaluation.

Asuka was unhappy at the time: "What do you mean by that? You actually question my vision!"

Jon spread his hands: "The style of the swimsuit doesn't matter, the main thing is that you are young and invincible now, let alone wearing this split swimsuit, even if you wear the school's dead stock water, there will be a lot of people buying it... Well, let's talk Maybe more people will buy it.”

Being praised.

But it always feels a little awkward.

Asuka raised her eyebrows and turned to look at the embarrassed Shinji: "Ah, why have you become like this? You are a bastard. Shinji-kun is such a bastard."

From a tsundere to a bitch, right?

Don't tell me.

The age is really right.

Jon stood up and gave Asuka a slap in the face: "Be honest."

Asuka covered her head, "Hey, what are you doing!"

"Little Heizi is showing his chicken feet." Jon's eyes were stunned.

Then he softened a lot: "You have to understand the lethality of beautiful girls to boys of the same age. Before you put on swimsuits, you were good classmates, good colleagues, and good comrades. But after you put on swimsuits, he suddenly Realize that you are real people.”

Asuka:? ? ?

This is not nonsense.

This lady has always been so charming.

But what did that kid think of me before?

Shinji's face turned red as he could. He felt that staying here for another second would be torture. He made an excuse: "Well... I'm going to the bathroom!"

The enemy ran away in shame.

Today’s victory was won by Asuka Langrei!

Looking at Shinji's running back, Jon couldn't help shouting: "Temperance! Little brother, temperance!"

Shinji slipped and almost fell.

But he didn't look back and rushed into the bathroom.

Grasp of Eternity, Deadly Rhythm, Phase Rush...

All right.

There are no smooth little combos.

Mainly, Fatal Rhythm has been deleted.

When Shinji came out, Asuka and Ayanami Rei had finished paying.

certainly.

It's the public account.

After beating up so many apostles, what's wrong with those who are born with a good nature and reimburse some personal belongings?

Shinji asked curiously: "Is this the end?"

"Didn't you see enough? It's okay, I took a photo." At this time, Jon came over and hooked Shinji's shoulder: "I will give you a copy when the time comes."

Shinji:! ! !

"Then... then please..."

The innocent young man fell into lust after all.

Asuka said disdainfully: "Pervert."

Jon: "A man's true nature, food and sex, what do you, a little girl, know about movies?"

As soon as she mentioned this, Asuka got angry and put her hands on her hips and said, "You've already seen it, and now you're talking about my little girl's movie?"

Jon: "It's okay. In fact, there is a market for half-baked food. There is no need to embarrass yourself."

Asuka: "Go to hell!"

…

…

I can’t go to Okinawa.

Just make do with it at the swimming pool.

This was Asuka's original plan.

But just when she wanted to put on her new swimsuit and go into the water, she suddenly got an order.

"Hey, hey, are you mistaken? There is an apostle again." Asuka held the phone in one hand and put down the shopping bag in the other.

"The living apostle sample has appeared, and I need you and Shinji to recover it."

"The apostle hasn't taken shape yet, so there should be no risk of combat."

"But the apostle sample is of great significance to mankind, and failure is absolutely not allowed!"

"I need you to take it back as completely as possible..."

Hearing this, Asuka frowned and said, "What if the conditions don't allow it?"

"Then annihilate them immediately."

Asuka nodded: "I understand, idiot Shinji and I will be there soon."

After saying that, he put away the phone and called back: "Here comes the work."

Shinji: "..."

He felt like an entertainer.

This Saturday is really not unclean.

perhaps.

This is the fate of those who are qualified.

The boy's secondary disease had a small attack.

Then he said hello to Ayanami Rei and Jon, turned around and walked out of the door.

Looking at the backs of the two of them, Ayanami Rei's expression showed a hint of wavering.

At this moment, Jon came behind her and put a hand on the girl's shoulder: "Now, there are only two of us left."

Ayanami Rei's delicate body trembled.

Turning around, he met Jon's eyes that were half-smiling but not smiling.

The corners of Jon's mouth raised slightly: "This is a rare opportunity, let's make some dumplings."

Ayanami Rei heard this, thought for a moment, and said, "Okay."

Jon snapped his fingers: "OK, then I'll prepare the filling and you can knead the dough."

After saying that, he hurried to the kitchen.

What?

Minotaur plot.

I, Qiao, am a pure love warrior, how could I get involved with the tauren! (End of chapter)