A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Jon and Ayanami Rei were happily making dumplings at home.

other side.

Shinji and Asuka put on special insulated battle suits.

"No, what is this?" Shinji's head was full of questions.

Because he has turned into a round ball.

Look to the side again.

The same goes for Asuka.

The girl was so angry that she made a fuss: "I don't want to fight in such clothes! It's so embarrassing!"

Ritsuko Akagi looked at the tablet in his hand and said without raising his head: "Originally I just wanted you to carry out the recovery mission alone, but the base has been a little rich recently, so the higher-ups decided to let you two work together... Also, this is Special insulated clothing is expensive, so be sure not to damage it.”

Asuka:? ? ?

All right.

Putting aside the issue of me being like a ball.

She pointed to Unit 2 in the distance: "I just wear an insulating suit, but why does my Unit 2 have to suffer the same fate?"

Ritsuko Akagi raised his head: "Because we have to enter the volcanic area to perform tasks, these protections are necessary."

"Duck!" Hearing this, Asuka started to lose her temper. Unfortunately, she couldn't even transform into a floor dancer because of her spherical shape. She could only bounce around in place, which looked quite cute.

Shinji sighed: "Since it's for the mission, I accept this appearance... But does it really mean that Unit-1 and Unit-2 become like this without affecting their actions?"

"Well, it all depends on the skills of the two of you." Ritsuko Akagi said deliberately.

Asuka was indeed fooled, stopped playing, and snorted proudly: "Do you need to say that? My technique must be the best!"

Shinji looked suspicious: "Oh? Every time you say that, something goes wrong, such as being trapped underwater or being planted in the soil."

"What a mouthful! You guy! Shut up!" Asuka became angry with embarrassment.

Shinji wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Ritsuko Akagi: "Okay, okay, if you want to quarrel, wait until you get back."

Asuka glared at Shinji fiercely: "Idiot Shinji, just show me this time."

"Yes~yes~" Shinji said casually.

Then he raised his head slightly and said, "I wonder what Mr. Qiaoen and classmate Ling Bo are doing at home at this time?"

Asuka suddenly became proud: "Humph, you don't consider others for difficult tasks, which shows that I am the most trustworthy! Much better than that ignorant guy and the mouthless little girl."

After hanging out with Mr. Qiao for a long time, she probably understood various otaku attributes.

Although she doesn't want to admit that she is a tsundere.

But she is still willing to agree with Ayanami Rei's three attributes.

Shinji shrugged: "Is there a possibility that Unit 2 has not been repaired yet, so Lingbo-san did not perform the mission with us."

Asuka: "You are the only one who talks a lot."

"Okay!" Ritsuko Akagi couldn't help but raise her voice: "What's going on with you two? How come you two are so close that you can keep arguing with each other?"

Shinji looked helpless.

Asuka didn't go too far.

After a few more instructions, Misato Katsuragi came over.

She was wearing a uniform with a serious look on her face: "Asuka, Shinji, there are expectations for this operation. You should understand what I mean."

"Only success is allowed, no failure, right? I understand." Asuka patted her chest.

As a result, because the insulating suit was too round and too thick, such a simple action could not be done well.

Shinji saw it and sneered: "Tomorrow's ball."

"What?" Asuka broke the defense and cursed: "You are the ball, and your whole family is the ball."

"Yeah, my living dad is the most shameless bastard." Shinji used a damage transfer technique to easily resolve Asuka's family greetings.

"You guys..." Misato Katsuragi pinched her eyebrows and said, "Forget it, I don't want to say any more unnecessary words. Just you two know what's going on."

After pondering for a moment, he added: "Even if we fail to bring back the apostle embryo, we must try our best to nip the danger in the cradle."

Asuka made a thumbs up gesture with great effort: "It's all right."

Misato Katsuragi pursed her lips, hesitated for a moment, and then said to Asuka: "Stay away from that guy, you have become abstract now."

Asuka:! ! !

Shinji smiled and said: "Miss Misato, when you use abstract to describe a person, it means that you have become abstract."

Misato Katsuragi:! ! !

Looking at the three people in front of her, Ritsuko Akagi pushed up her glasses: "To be honest, you are all quite abstract."

…

…

The transport plane carried two EVAs to the designated combat location.

In the command room, Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms and said, "Shinji, Asuka, wait for now."

Then he ordered: "Hurry up and prepare the laser positioning and crane."

In every battle, EVA doesn't just show up and smash them up.

The vanguard, logistics support, and various miscellaneous units are all indispensable.

Asuka sat bored in the cockpit and dialed the team voice: "Hey, hey, hey, can you hear me?"

Shinji said impatiently: "I heard it, I heard it, why are you shouting so loudly?"

"You're bored, come and chat with me." Asuka said to Shinji in a commanding tone: "Then, you idiot Shinji, tell me some of your shady habits."

Shinji: "I don't want it."

Asuka became interested: "No? What did you do in the bathroom when you were in the mall?"

Shinji:? ? ?

no.

Why are you bringing up old things again?

He hesitated: "Of course it's to solve personal problems, what else?"

Asuka's tone was subtle: "Solve personal problems, that's it~"

Shinji:......

At this time, Asuka said again: "But it is understandable. Even if your brain is not working well, you are a normal boy after all. It is inevitable that you will have some obscene thoughts when you see this lady's graceful figure."

Shinji was anxious: "Who likes your shriveled figure? I'm obviously looking at Ling Bo... ahem, in short, this topic ends here."

That's it?

No mercy!

As a representative of high attack and defense, Asuka suddenly broke through the defense: "Hey! Tell me clearly, what's wrong with my figure? Isn't it full of femininity!"

Shinji remained silent.

Asuka continued to output: "Idiot, pervert, prude, neon man!"

"Wait a minute, neon man isn't a curse word, right?" Shinji couldn't hold back and complained.

Asuka chuckled.

Suddenly, Katsuragi Misato's voice rang in their ears: "I've already told you that this battle will be watched by a lot of people. Do you want those high-level officials to hear the battle between you two in person when they review the battle records? Is it cute?"

"Who is flirting with this guy?" Asuka hurriedly retorted.

But when I think of a group of serious uncles staring at my image and making comments from time to time, I feel physically sick.

Three black lines appeared on Shinji's forehead.

No way, no way.

Those higher-ups must not have misunderstood what kind of pervert he was.

Misato Katsuragi sighed: "Normal communication is okay, but exposing each other's shortcomings is not okay... And Asuka, what you just said involved racial discrimination."

Asuka blinked and suddenly stuck out her tongue: "Hey~"

Shinji snapped his fingers: "I understand this. Mr. Jon taught me that when you don't know how to deal with it, you can get away with it by being cute."

Tomorrow Xiangxiang was anxious: "You are the only one who talks a lot!"

"Okay, you two, this is a serious mission. Have you seen the group of fighter jets above you? If you fail to recover the apostle sample, or fail to kill the potential threat, those fighters will drop N2 bombs and destroy the The apostles are blowing up with us.”

Asuka raised her eyebrows and snorted coldly.

Shinji also stopped being relaxed and responded with seriousness.

He had seen the power of N2, but he couldn't figure out who gave such an anti-human order.

Inside the upper floors...

There are bad people.

I don’t know if it’s intentional or unintentional.

Misato Katsuragi said: "This decision was made personally by the commander. Shinji and Asuka, I wish you good luck."

It's a living father.

hehe.

That's okay.

"Commander is really going too far." Asuka flicked her hair and was a little gentler to Shinji: "You dare to issue such an order even though you are still here."

"He doesn't love me." Shinji said nonchalantly: "Whatever, I don't like him anyway. Sooner or later, I will let him have a taste of what it means to truly kill your father without regrets."

A drop of cold sweat broke out on Asuka's forehead: "You are a bit..."

While talking, two EVAs were hoisted directly above the magma and slowly lowered.

Asuka regained her energy: "Look at that idiot Shinji, let you see my graceful way of entering the water."

"First of all, this is not water. Secondly, you and Unit 2 are dressed like balls, there is no way they can be elegant." Shinji complained sharply.

Having said that, he himself also deliberately posed like a white crane spreading its wings.

Wow! Wow!

Two aircraft bodies entered the water.

Shinji could only feel his eyes turning dark red.

"Visibility is too low..." he muttered.

Then he asked Asuka: "Hey, hey, hey, can you hear me?"

"Why are you yelling so loudly?" Asuka responded in kind.

Shinji was unmoved and continued, "How is the situation over there?"

Asuka: "I have switched to the CT monitor, but the field of view has not changed much."

"After all, we are taking a bath in a volcano." Shinji smiled: "This kind of experience is not something ordinary people can have."

In order to relieve the tension, the two kept talking.

[Depth 1300, designated position has been reached]

Seven or eight minutes later, the system's cold notification sounded in their ears. Asuka and Shinji's eyes widened and they said in unison: "The battle begins!"

Command room——

"No target found."

"Is it possible that there is an error in our estimate?"

"After all, we are in a volcano, so mistakes are normal."

Katsuragi Misato still crossed her arms, pondered for a moment, and then ordered: "Shinji, Asuka, continue to dive."

Soon, the two machines responded: "Understood."

Dive.

Keep diving.

Even with double insulation, Shinji and Asuka felt the temperature around them rising.

This is a depth of 1480, which has exceeded the theoretical limit distance.

"How's it going? Asuka, Shinji, can you still hold on?"

Hearing this, the two pilots said in unison: "No problem."

"Very good, then continue diving."

People can still hold on.

But the equipment is really bad.

The moment he finished speaking, the particle knife equipped on Unit 2 slipped down and quickly disappeared.

The screen of Unit 1 where Shinji was located also showed the damaged location of the unit.

"Hey! Idiot Shinji, are you alright? If it doesn't work, just leave it to me alone." Asuka started the team voice again.

After a while, Shinji responded: "I can hold on, but it's you. If you can't, go back."

Asuka narrowed her eyes: "I'm not kidding you, I'm serious."

Shinji: "I'm not joking either, I'm serious too."

They were obviously words of concern, but when they were spoken, they sounded very angry.

After a long struggle, the target finally appeared.

At this time, they had reached depth 1780.

[Target appears]

"Prepare to capture!"

Shinji \u0026 Asuka: "Yes!"

"Listen, because the target has been flowing along the trend of the magma, you two only have one chance, so you must not miss it."

Shinji \u0026 Asuka: "Understood."

…

Ayanami Rei looked at the neatly arranged dumplings and said with a cold expression: "I never knew that there are so many ways to wrap dumplings."

Jon smiled and put the dumplings into the boiling water.

Looking at the bubbles popping out, he said to Ayanami Rei: "Look, does this pot look like hot lava? These dumplings are from Shinji and the Little Girl movie."

Ayanami Rei:? ? ?

She didn't quite understand the mystery of this metaphor, but she still maintained her iceberg face.

Just then, one of the dumplings broke, revealing the fillings inside.

Ayanami Rei was a little embarrassed: "Sorry, I should have done that because I'm not very skilled, so..."

"It's okay, accidents are inevitable in everything." Jon said nonchalantly: "The dumplings may break, let alone other things."

Ayanami Rei tilted her head.

…

"The restraint breaks!"

"Warning, warning! Restraint failed."

"The apostle's growth is much faster than we expected!"

"He's getting out of trouble!"

In my ears, there were noisy sounds in the command room.

Shinji and Asuka stared straight at the apostle who broke through the containment, and their expressions suddenly became ugly.

If nothing else, there was an accident on this mission.

Obviously a second ago, the two of them were discussing which hot spring to go to to relax at the end of the mission.

It's a good thing now, we have to fight!

"Shinji, Asuka, kill the apostle."

Misato Katsuragi made a quick decision.

Samples of living apostles are indeed precious.

But no matter how precious it is, it is not as good as the future of mankind.

Asuka and Shinji both responded.

But Asuka dropped the particle knife, so she could only use her bare hands.

And boxing is exactly what she is not good at.

When Shinji saw it, he gave Asuka the particle knife of Unit-0 without hesitation: "Take it!"

Asuka was stunned for a moment and quickly took it.

Now is not the time to be pretentious. It is the greatest responsibility to deal with the apostle quickly.

Seeing that Asuka did not refuse his kindness, Shinji took a deep breath.

Staring at the rapidly hatching apostle, he murmured to himself: "Have the hard work with Mr. Jon these days finally come in handy?"