A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Jon didn't like the color of Unit-00.

But Rei Ayanami thought that yellow was also cute.

Because there was no electricity, launching EVA became manual operation.

Everyone was busy.

No one was idle.

Pulling the cable, shouting slogans.

Working so hard.

If an outsider who didn't know what was going on saw it, he would definitely wonder whether this was the NERV headquarters or some unscrupulous black mine.

Rei Ayanami sat in the fixing bolt and waited quietly to enter Unit-00.

When it was time to pull out the fixing bolt, it was a simple and rough way to chop with a fire axe.

Rei Ayanami gradually felt that she could move and tried to get up.

Because the gate of the base was closed, she had to open the door manually.

In the combat meeting room, Ikari Gendō still maintained his classic posture, frowning and saying, "Why is there only Zero? Where are Asuka and Shinji?"

A staff member saluted and said, "Reporting to the commander, Lieutenant Misato Katsuragi only brought back Zero. As for Asuka and Shinji, they should still be at their residence. It is said that they were unable to return to the base because of a special condition in their bodies."

"Special condition?"

Hearing this word, Ikari Gendō frowned even deeper.

"Yes!"

But he couldn't think too much at this time, and waved his hand and said, "Forget it, now we can only put our hopes on Zero."

On the other side.

Akagi Ritsuko kept asking Misato Katsuragi about the details of the space jump.

Misato Katsuragi was annoyed and said in a bad tone: "Now is not the time to talk about this, right? The apostles are coming, right above our heads. If you have anything to say, wait until the apostles are repelled."

"But that is space jump. If humans can master this technology, they will be almost invincible and no longer have to be afraid of apostles." Akagi Ritsuko still insisted.

Misato Katsuragi said unhappily: "Although I know that it is amazing to go from one place to another in a flash, I really can't see any clues. That guy just clapped his hands, like this."

As she said, she clapped her hands.

"A translucent door appeared. I think it should be a door because it looks very similar. Anyway, we went through that door and returned to the base. It's that simple."

Is it that simple?

Not that simple!

Ritsuko Akagi pushed her glasses: "There must be technology that we humans cannot understand. High-dimensional creatures are really fascinating."

"If you are fascinating, just move into my house." Misato Katsuragi hooked her neck: "It's a big house with many rooms. You can live however you want."

Ritsuko Akagi didn't respond.

Misato Katsuragi's face fell: "What? You said so much, but you got scared at the critical moment."

"Hehe." Ritsuko Akagi smiled.

At the same time, a hint of intriguing light flashed in her beautiful eyes covered by glasses.

Close-up observation?

It sounds good.

As for Rei Ayanami's side--

She forced the door of the base open with her hands, and the challenge has just begun.

The ejection shaft is invalid.

It means that she must climb out herself.

If it were Asuka or Shinji, who knows how many complaints they would have.

But Rei Ayanami didn't.

She was silent and calm, carefully observing the environment above.

I found a dark thing lying on top of my head. It was the apostle codenamed Rain Angel.

Sizzle!

Suddenly, a drop of dark green solution dripped from the top of my head.

Although Rei Ayanami didn't know what it was, she instinctively sensed the danger.

She tried her best to dodge sideways and finally avoided the unknown solution.

Looking down.

But I saw that the solution had corroded a large hole visible to the naked eye on the steel plate protection of the base.

Rei Ayanami muttered to herself: "Strong acid?"

Yes.

Strong acid.

It was a very powerful strong acid.

The many eyes on the Rain Angel kept turning, as if observing the situation under the deep well.

Rei Ayanami didn't think twice and used the special machine gun equipped with Unit 0 to scan it frantically.

Ta-ta-ta.

The flames spewed angry bullets.

The Rain Angel felt pain and couldn't help but retreat.

Taking this opportunity, Rei Ayanami put away her gun and climbed up.

She was as flexible as a monkey.

After only two or three minutes, Rei Ayanami finally saw the full appearance of the apostle - it looked like a long-legged spider, with four huge legs, a black body and many strange eyes.

Rei Ayanami had very few emotional fluctuations, knowing that the backup battery had limited energy, so she had to fight quickly.

She changed the bullets skillfully, and in the blink of an eye, another volley of bullets swept over.

It should be said that she shot with great momentum.

It was this accuracy...

It was understandable.

After all, the Rain Angel was not an immobile target.

On the contrary, it had four long legs and moved very fast. It took one step sideways to avoid the barrage of bullets coming down head-on.

Rei Ayanami still had no expression on her face.

At this moment, she thought of Mr. Jon's teachings when making dumplings: Since ancient times, archers have mostly fought in close combat. If the long-range killing effect is not enough, then get close and shoot.

"Really good advice." Rei Ayanami agreed with the tactics taught by Mr. Jon.

Holding the rifle, he strode forward and rushed towards the Rain Angel without saying a word.

The Rain Angel was obviously stunned for a moment.

But the next second, it sprayed out a strong acid that was enough to melt the external armor.

Rei Ayanami was fearless.

Dodge left and right.

Using the invincibility frame that comes with rolling, he miraculously avoided the attack of the Rain Angel.

The Rain Angel was not giving up and wanted to spit acid.

Rei Ayanami opened fire brazenly.

Da da da da!

Another burst of flames roared.

After all, the Rain Angel was too big, and it was not surprising that he was shot.

At this time, Rei Ayanami thought of Mr. Jon's other teachings: when the monster is beaten to red blood, be alert to the second stage.

Rei Ayanami knew that the second stage refers to the change of form, just like the Thunder Angel that was killed before, that apostle has many forms.

But this time, her caution is doomed to be in vain.

The Rain Angel has no second stage, and there is no change in form. If he is shot, he is shot.

Rei Ayanami was stunned.

That apostle...

So weak.

Ordinary apostles will not be hurt by rifles.

He holds a rifle only because he wants to take the opportunity for close combat.

In the end, the Rain Angel is like this?

Rei Ayanami's judgment is correct.

As long as you avoid strong acid, Rain Angel is indeed the weakest one.

Find a good way, and there is no pressure to play alone.

With a thought, Rei Ayanami replaced the last magazine and pulled the trigger on Rain Angel again.

On the other side.

Jon's residence--

Looking at the two people who suddenly appeared outside the door, Jon yawned: "I say, you, did you find the wrong place?"

The two men in sunglasses looked serious and said in a serious manner: "No mistake, you are Mr. Jon, right?"

Jon blinked: "Who are you?"

"We are..." One of them seemed to want to introduce himself.

As soon as he said it, he was elbowed by his companion.

Jon felt pain just looking at it, and took a breath: "Man, what are you doing."

The sudden American spoken language made the two stunned.

However, they quickly adjusted their mentality and lowered their voices and said, "Mr. Jon, can I have the honor to talk to you?"

Jon glanced at the room and knew that Asuka and Shinji would not wake up for a while, so he agreed to their request.

He came to the living room and brought a glass of water, leaving the two people cold and dry opposite.

The two men in sunglasses didn't care, but said respectfully: "We are from a mysterious organization and want to invite you to our place."

"Mysterious organization..." Jon smiled: "Today's power outage is also caused by you, right?"

The two neither admitted nor denied, but repeatedly requested: "We really want to get Mr. Jon."

Jon put down the water glass: "What, you actually covet my beautiful body!"

Sunglasses man A: ? ? ?

Sunglasses man B: ? ? ?

Seeing the two of them acting like idiots, Jon suddenly lost interest: "Forget it, I'm fine here, I don't want to move around casually."

After a pause, he said: "Or do you SEELE have the confidence to control me?"

Hearing this, the two men in sunglasses changed their expressions slightly.

The change was very small, even undetectable, but Jon still caught it.

Jon's smile became brighter and brighter: "Ha, you are SEELE after all."

SEELE, an organization that existed long before the "Second Impact". This organization manipulates the Human Instrumentality Committee and NERV behind the scenes.

The members of SEELE generally do not show up directly, but appear in the form of voice. Their number plus the members of the Human Instrumentality Committee totals 11, plus someone, it becomes 12. 12 is exactly the number of apostles under Jesus Christ.

In other words, this SEELE is the Five Elders, the Zero Squad, and it is extremely high-end.

Some people have long suspected that the reason for the power outage at NERV headquarters was that someone was secretly playing tricks, and their purpose was to judge the structure of the headquarters by restoring power to NERV headquarters.

It is speculated that this behavior is more likely to be done by people from the SEELE organization.

Because the SEELE organization has begun to worry that NERV will transcend its control.

And kidnapping Jon...

is something that SEELE can do.

It's a pity that Jon is not interested in this organization.

"Mr. Jon, please listen to me. If you are willing to go with us, any conditions can be proposed."

"Yes, any conditions."

The two men in sunglasses were unwilling to give up and continued to plead.

"Any conditions?" Jon asked playfully.

Sunglasses A and Sunglasses B: "Yes, any conditions."

Jon pointed at the two people: "Then, I want your lives, give them to me."

Upon hearing this, the two immediately took out pistols from their arms and put them against their temples.

Bang! Bang!

After two shots.

There were two more bodies in the living room.

"These two kids are too honest." Jon spread his hands helplessly, his mind moved slightly, and time went back.

The bullet returned to the chamber of the pistol.

Sunglasses man A and Sunglasses man B were horrified, and both saw a strong sense of disbelief in each other's expressions.

"I say, your spirit is commendable, but life is the most precious thing. Is it really okay to sell it to those high-level people who hide their true intentions?"

Jon clapped his hands, and two cups of hot tea suddenly appeared in front of the two: "Calm down, calm down, look how scared the child is."

"Mr. Jon... just now you..."

"The power to bring the dead back to life? It's incredible."

Having personally experienced the magic of the 'unknown life form', the two people's reports will have at least 50,000 more words.

After finishing the tea, Jon waved his hand: "Go ahead, go ahead. I can treat today's meeting as if nothing happened."

Man A in sunglasses and man B in sunglasses looked at each other, stood up, and saluted in unison: "Sorry to trouble you, but we will not give up. Please be prepared to be harassed all the time."

"You're just being a hooligan." Jon raised his eyebrows: "I won't be so kind as to resurrect you next time."

Man A in sunglasses and man B in sunglasses were unmoved: "As long as you are happy."

They are absolute dead soldiers, loyal only to SEELE.

The words didn't make sense, Jon waved his hand.

The two of them immediately left the house, not forgetting to close the door gently before leaving.

It's a coincidence.

As soon as their front feet stepped off, power returned to their back feet.

Jon whistled: "Those people in the base are quite efficient. Since the call has come, it means Ayanami Rei has solved the apostle, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Asuka came out of Jon's house slightly disheveled.

Behind her was Shinji, who also had messy hair and a haggard look.

"Apostle? Did someone mention apostle just now? I finally got a call, and I'm so hot." Asuka fanned her hands in an indistinct manner: "How long has it been? I feel like it's been at least two weeks."

Jon smiled: "Actually, only two hours."

"Two hours?" Asuka couldn't help but raise her voice.

Jon ignored her and looked at Shinji: "How are you doing with your boxing skills?"

Shinji scratched his head in embarrassment: "There's still no introduction, just fancy tricks, but I'm already very proficient in the routines."

Not everyone is a natural prodigy in martial arts. The world view is here. It is unrealistic to want to become a bald devil by doing a hundred sit-ups, a hundred squats, a hundred push-ups and ten kilometers of aerobic running every day. of.

Shinji really worked hard, but his qualifications were really poor.

Jon quickly mastered the 'Flowing Water Rock Shattering Fist'.

When we get to Shinji...

What, because Qiao was a substitute, he was considered a cheater?

That's okay.

Seeing that Jon ignored her, Asuka put her hands on her hips and was about to say something.

Suddenly, the phone rang.

She went to answer the phone angrily, and after hearing some news, her unhappy face became even more unhappy.

"Can anyone tell me why when it's time to fight, it's that San Wu Nu who fights!"

Jon and Shinji glanced at her and chose to ignore her.

Asuka jumped: "That guy killed the apostle by himself. Doesn't it make me look useless in comparison?"

Jon blinked, took out a mobile phone from his pocket, turned it on, and revealed the screen saver, which was the picture of Unit 2 with an onion planted upside down on the beach.

Asuka was visibly red and warm.

warn! warn!

Shinji subconsciously shrank back and said in a low voice: "Is this really necessary? It's pretty useless in the first place."

Asuka broke through the defense: "Idiot Shinji! You should die! Take my punch!"

Shinji stared at Asuka, subconsciously parrying and counterattacking.

A punch.

Asuka was stunned.

KO.

Seeing the excitement, Jon didn't take it too seriously and cheered: "There are strong men and no cowards. Shinji-kun, I would like to call you the real boxing champion."

Shinji:? ? ? (End of chapter)