A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

This is an accident.

But it really happened.

Asuka covered her eyes with an incredible expression.

Shinji waved his hands repeatedly: "What... I really didn't mean it... You suddenly rushed over... I subconsciously..."

Asuka's tears rolled in her eyes.

I don't know if it was because of pain or grievance.

At the critical moment, Jon stood up to smooth things over and said: "Okay, although the version is a bit ahead of time, there is indeed a tradition of men and women dueling in the land of Neon. If you are not willing, just try your best to fight back."

As he said, he pressed Shinji's shoulder: "Look at this little arm, how much strength can you have in a punch? Asuka, if you want to prove that you are really better than this guy, work hard to practice and become a qualified woman!"

It's true that this is really useful.

Asuka was no longer aggrieved, and stared at Shinji fiercely: "Just wait, sooner or later, I will return this punch."

After that, he walked into the kitchen by himself.

She must have gone to find eggs or ice cubes to reduce the swelling.

Shinji was left helpless: "Why did you provoke her so much?"

John spread his hands: "It's not me who suffered anyway. And you beat up the girl, it's an undeniable fact. It's very reasonable for her to come back."

Shinji: ...

It's not intentional.

Forget it.

As long as I practice hard, Asuka will never have a chance to take revenge.

Unknowingly, the boy and girl rolled up.

...

...

Things like competitiveness will be reflected in all aspects.

For example, who eats more.

For example, who washes clothes cleanly.

For example, who is the number one EVA pilot.

Shinji and Asuka argued back and forth, attacking each other without hesitation.

Ayanami Rei watched the show on the side, quietly, with a very low sense of presence.

Jon yawned, and said, "What's there to compare? Just look at the record."

Shinji immediately got excited: "The winning rate is 95%, and the record can be checked."

Asuka: ? ? ?

Did it show you off? What are you so proud of?

Just as he was about to speak, the doorbell rang.

Asuka crossed her arms and said, "Stupid Shinji, go open the door."

"Why don't you go?" Shinji asked back.

"I told you to go, so you go, why are you talking so much nonsense!" Asuka was anxious.

Shinji laughed, "I won't."

Look.

How great.

The awkward girl who is competitive and wants to be the first in everything, and is unhappy if she is not the first, and the confused, cowardly, aimless boy who does whatever others tell him to do.

After being carefully trained by Joe, they have all become natives of Zaun.

If you don't like it, scold it.

If you can't scold it, beat it.

It makes others happy, and it makes yourself happy.

Sometimes, the rules of the world are so simple.

The two of them argued back and forth, and in the end, it was Rei Ayanami who quietly got up and opened the door.

Jon blew a whistle: "It's obviously the smell of Miss Misato Katsuragi outside the door. I didn't expect it to be you, Doctor."

"Doctor or something like that is too formal. Just call me Ritsuko." Akame Ritsuko pushed her gold-rimmed glasses.

She was still wearing a fitted professional suit today, wearing dark stockings, a white coat, and holding a folder in her hand.

Misato Katsuragi, who was a little behind, said angrily: "What do you mean by 'the smell outside the door is my smell'? Is my smell obvious?"

"Is it obvious or not? You really don't know?" Jon pretended to be surprised.

Hearing this, Misato Katsuragi became anxious, sniffed her armpits carefully, and said uncertainly: "I take a shower quite frequently, so there shouldn't be any smell."

As she said that, she didn't forget to confirm with the side: "Ritsuko, I don't have any smell, right?"

Akagi Ritsuko waved her hand: "Now is not the time to care about these insignificant little things."

Misato Katsuragi: ? ? ?

What a small matter.

This is a big matter concerning my dignity as a woman!

Ritsuko Akagi ignored her friends and walked in by herself, and changed her shoes very naturally.

She came to the living room.

She saw Asuka and Shinji who were still arguing with each other, and a thoughtful expression appeared on her face.

After observing for a while, she couldn't help but laugh: "You two have a really good relationship."

"Not good!" Asuka and Shinji said in unison.

Jon laughed: "This kind of plot is going to be played out in love light comedy, so don't be conspicuous."

Asuka and Shinji: ? ? ?

Ritsuko Akame was more interested in some of the words Jon said, and couldn't help asking: "What is a love light comedy?"

"It's a lot of jokes caused by men and women mixing together. It's mainly to make the audience feel hot, and maybe a little stomachache." Jon explained briefly, took out his mobile phone, and turned on the screen saver: "For example, Unit 2 planted radishes on the beach before, which can be regarded as a part of a love light comedy."

Ritsuko Akagi seemed to understand.

Asuka was immediately shocked: "How long are you going to keep that picture?"

Jon laughed and said: "Forever--"

Asuka was very angry and walked into the room with her fists clenched.

Shinji immediately showed a victorious expression: "I won!"

Although he didn't know what he won, seeing how happy he was, Jon decided not to ask.

Ritsuko Akagi observed the interaction between Jon and several pilots, and calmly recorded something on the file.

Naturally, her little move did not escape Jon's eyes.

Mr. Qiao smiled and asked, "So, doctor, are you here for a home visit today?"

Ritsuko Akagi: "Home visit? That's an apt adjective. I don't deny my mission of leading the base, but more importantly, I want to talk to you and talk about a series of matters related to space transition."

Jon said "Oh" and said nothing more.

Ritsuko Akagi blinked.

At this moment, the sensible Ayanami Rei came over with a tea tray.

Inside is oolong tea and some refreshments.

"Please use it slowly," she said.

Ritsuko Akagi was not polite, picked up a glass and took a sip.

Misato Katsuragi came over, took a look, and said in surprise: "I thought you were a coffee guy."

Ritsuko Akagi: "I'm a coffee person, but that doesn't mean I can't drink tea. Even though Mr. Jon in front of us is a high-dimensional creature, his living habits are highly similar to humans."

There is something in this.

It's hard to communicate with this kind of 800-minded person.

Jon spread his hands and said indifferently: "I have said this before, I am a special existence upgraded from a human to an ultimate creature. Although my life form is completely different from ordinary humans, my self-understanding... at least A large part of self-perception is still the same as human beings. I wonder if you are satisfied with this answer?"

"Upgraded... life form..." Ritsuko Akagi's eyes became brighter and brighter: "So there is such a thing..."

Jon chuckled: "Are you thinking too much? Let's deal with the third impact first."

Upon hearing a certain word, the expressions of the two women present changed.

Jon picked up a cup of tea and drank it slowly, with no intention of continuing.

"You really know everything..." Ritsuko Akagi pushed up her glasses: "Is it foreseeing the future, or is the impact itself related to you?"

Jon: "Guess."

Ritsuko Akagi thought for a while, took off her glasses, and said with her temples in her mouth: "Please, tell me."

The intellectual female doctor deliberately acts coquettishly and plays with contrast.

Ritsuko Akagi was betting that this unknown creature that claimed to be human would do this.

Jon's eyes flashed: "What do you think I am? A superficial person who can't stand the temptation."

Ritsuko Akagi felt sad.

Isn’t it enough that we have already reached this point?

As a result, in the next second, Jon smiled broadly and said, "You're really good at reading people."

Ritsuko Akagi:......

Jon turned his head and looked at the dumbfounded Misato Katsuragi: "Why are you still standing there? It's a honey trap, you're stupid."

A big question mark appeared above Katsuragi Misato's head.

Looking at Jon, and then at Ritsuko Akagi who was about to speak, he took a deep breath and said with a stiff expression: "Please, tell us."

"No, it looks too weird, pass." Jon waved his hand and said shamelessly: "Next batch."

Misato Katsuragi:? ? ?

Do you think you're at some weird massage parlor?

Ritsuko Akagi ignored her and quickly wrote down on paper: "The impact you just mentioned..."

Jon: "Impact is impact. Here, I want to recommend a two-character game to you, Genshin Impact. After playing it, you will have it for the rest of your life."

Ritsuko Akagi heard that Jon was looking at him, and then asked: "When will the third impact come?"

Jon: "Well, it's hard to say. I can't say for sure. Just ask SEELE for details. They will tell you."

Ritsuko Akagi:? ? ?

SEELE, there is also something about SEELE here.

Don't tell me!

Smart people are always quick to figure things out.

She didn't think Jon was talking nonsense.

I just felt like Jon was hinting.

The third impact...SEELE...large-scale power outage before...

oh!

Got it.

I gradually understood everything.

Ritsuko Akagi's eyes lit up.

I don’t know what she understood.

Anyway, she understood.

Putting on her glasses again, Ritsuko Akagi thanked Jon sincerely: "Thanks for the reminder. I will pay more attention to things over there in the future."

Jon blinked and just smiled.

After a pause, he added: "Aren't you going to continue? I really like intellectual beauties like you."

"Although from a human perspective, I like your appearance very much, but you are an unknown creature after all. If something unexpected happens when you combine with a human, it will be bad." Ritsuko Akagi smiled: "As a young man As a female, I don’t want to become an incubator for aliens.”

"Are there aliens these days? What kind of world view is this?" Jon couldn't help but complain.

Ritsuko Akagi stood up and said goodbye: "I have gained enough today, so, Mr. Jon, we will see you next time."

Jon: "Oh, see you next time... remember to wear black stockings next time. Just this. I'll cough otherwise."

Ritsuko Akagi nodded: "Okay."

Misato Katsuragi, who had a very low sense of presence, finally reacted: "What on earth are you two talking about? It's weird."

Ritsuko Akagi's eyes were full of meaning: "You will know after a while, we NERV are afraid of being feared by some people."

Misato Katsuragi is not stupid, her beautiful eyebrows are slightly frowned.

An hour later——

Command room.

Commander Ikari Gendo is sitting.

Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki Kozo stood.

Ritsuko Akagi reported her duties neither humble nor arrogant.

"In short, this is the specific situation."

"Shinji and Asuka are fine."

"About SEELE..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted: "Okay, you don't have to worry about SEELE, we will take care of it."

Ritsuko Akagi nodded without saying anything.

After she left, the room fell into an unspeakable silence.

At the end, Fuyutsuki Genzo smiled: "We work hard on the front line, but we can't help but be feared by others. This is really unpleasant."

"Eva...heh, this is inevitable. The driver and EVA are both under our control. It's not difficult to guess the thoughts of those big shots." Ikari Yuantang still crossed his fingers in the classic posture: "It's just that this time they It was too much. If Zero had not defeated the Rain Angel, the entire base would have fallen into irreversible disaster."

Dongyue Gengzao: "Who says it's not the case?"

After finishing his sentence, the conversation changed: "So about that unknown life form."

"I want to take care of it, but I can't. At present, he does not represent any party. For us, it is great news." Ikari Yuantang said: "Let's leave it like this. Compared with those far away, Disaster, I still want to deal with the disaster that is so close. Count the time, the next apostle is coming soon, I hope Shinji and Asuka are ready. "

…

"I'm ready!"

Asuka said energetically.

That's what's good about her, she has a strong ability to regulate herself.

No matter what kind of blow you endure, you will quickly recover.

Jon chuckled.

Turning around, he found Shinji and Rei Ayanami sitting on the side, silently waiting for Jon to start telling a story.

Well.

Understandable.

After all, they are just a group of boys and girls who are not yet sixteen years old.

It is normal to like novel things.

Jon: "Then the story I'm going to tell you today is called "Dragon and Tiger"."

There are many stomachache dramas.

But Jon is not a devil after all.

pity.

Today is destined to be unstable.

The story had just begun, and there was another knock on the door.

Katsuragi Misato, who had just taken a shower (and sprayed on a lot of perfume), walked towards the door with a frown on her face, muttering from time to time: "It's so late, who could it be?"

Open the door.

Um.

Ritsuko Akagi, this woman actually turned around with a killing blow.

"Hello, Misato, I'm here again."

Misato Katsuragi said angrily: "I'm not blind, but why?"

"It used to be because of the mission of the base, but now it's in my own name." Ritsuko Akagi explained.

After saying that, he walked in the door and exposed his slender legs: "Look, black stockings."

Misato Katsuragi:? ? ?

What a mess.

I feel a lot of pressure when you do this, okay?

Not to mention Misato Katsuragi who was messy in the wind, as soon as Ritsuko Akagi entered the living room, she saw Jon telling a harmonious and warm story with great emotion, and she couldn't help but lower her voice.

Jon turned his head to look, blinked, and casually released a portal: "I know your purpose, and I will not refuse your research, but I am very busy now, you can do it by yourself."

Ritsuko Akagi's breathing suddenly became heavy.

Staring at the portal in front of him, he seemed to be staring at the future of mankind.