A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Falling.

Falling.

Infinite falling.

The one-way portal forms a loop.

Ritsuko Akagi felt that she had been falling for at least half an hour.

At first she was panicked.

Later, she simply gave up thinking.

In the living room, Misato Katsuragi watched Ritsuko Akagi falling from one portal to another, even faster and faster under the influence of gravity acceleration, and she couldn't help but worry.

But except for her, no one cared about Ritsuko Akagi's experience.

Because Jon found a box of cards for no reason.

Including himself and three pilots, they happily played Three Kingdoms Kill.

Amid the strange cries of "kill", "dodge", "forget about home", and "shoot arrows", the three little ones had a lot of fun. Even Rei Ayanami, who had the most calm emotions, mastered the card skills proficiently, which made Jon praise "the general is both virtuous and talented, and is truly a pillar of the Han Dynasty", and asked Rei Ayanami to give this derivative game of the Four Great Classics a bad review to show her love.

Misato Katsuragi held her forehead helplessly.

After hanging out with this guy for a long time, anyone's style will go astray.

Finally——

When Asuka used "Huang Gai" and suffered to death but still didn't draw a peach, she simply threw away the cards in her hand: "I don't want to play anymore, it's boring."

Shinji held his "Lü Meng" and echoed: "Indeed——"

Jon laughed: "2V2, what god-level generals did you choose? It's strange that you can win."

As he said that, he silently put "Xu You" into the card box.

Asuka was furious: "Why are they all hero-level units, but my skills are so much worse than yours?"

Jon said as a matter of course: "Because I paid for it. If you don't agree, go and give a bad review to my favorite game."

Asuka: "Just wait, I will definitely destroy this idiotic game!"

Jon gave a thumbs up: "I forgot the beginning, the middle, and the end. Anyway, steam!"

Just then, Misato Katsuragi finally found a chance to interrupt: "Well, Ritsuko has been falling for more than 40 minutes, she should be fine."

Jon turned his head: "Didn't she say she wanted to study the mystery of space jump... Forget it, for your sake, let's stop here today."

After speaking, he swiped his hand.

Akagi Ritsuko fell in the middle of the crowd, shaking off many cards.

"It hurts..." The intellectual female doctor couldn't hold it in, and rolled back and forth on the ground, holding her knees.

Jon smiled and said, "Pay attention to your character, Doctor. Is this the reaction you should have?"

"This is the normal reaction of all humans." Ritsuko Akagi's face was pale, but her eyes were frighteningly bright: "By the way, you just connected the two 'portals' together, and the internal loop is infinite!"

Jon: "I guess so."

Ritsuko Akagi suddenly became excited, and without caring about anything else, she hugged Jon's legs directly: "Doesn't that mean that perpetual motion machines are not an impossible dream!"

'Perpetual motion machines'?

In Misato Katsuragi's mind, a picture of a cat tied to jam toast appeared, spinning infinitely in mid-air, generating electricity, and supplying the world.

No, no, no.

Supplying the world is a bit too far away.

Let's think about something that is close at hand--

If the energy problem is solved, does it mean that EVA can break free from the constraints of cables and fight without time limits?

Thinking of this, she couldn't help getting excited.

Jon got away nimbly and said indifferently: "Perpetual motion machines and the like only exist in theory. With the current science and technology, you can forget about it."

"Don't you have it?" Akagi Ritsuko returned to her usual appearance, as if she was the one who lost her composure just now: "You will definitely help humanity, right?"

"It's hard to say. After all, you have taken actions against me, and Ikari Gendo also intends to wipe me out." Jon touched his smooth chin: "Looking at it this way, it seems that I should destroy humanity."

"Don't! That kind of thing, Da-me!" Akagi Ritsuko and Katsuragi Misato spoke at the same time.

Although Jon said this in a very relaxed tone, as relaxed as what to eat tomorrow morning, both of them couldn't help but get nervous. Who knows if this guy will really have any bad intentions towards humans if his brain twitches? If human civilization is destroyed because of a conversation, it would be too unfair.

Jon shrugged: "Why are you so serious?"

Changed the subject: "But if you concentrate on scientific research, I have a good project here."

Good project?

What good project.

Akagi Ritsuko was confused.

But Jon grabbed with his five fingers and suddenly took out a thick stack of manuscript paper from the void: "On Earth, countless light years away, human civilization also encountered an invasion of alien monsters like the Apostles. After discovering that conventional thermal weapons and nuclear weapons were useless, they invented this."

Akagi Ritsuko took it and saw a line of standard bold fonts - Hunter Plan.

She tried to flip through two pages, and the more she read, the more frightened she became.

"Steel mecha, nuclear power, two-man driving, this... this is incredible."

Misato Katsuragi also glanced at it and reminded him: "Hey, hey, hey, don't be fooled by this guy. The Apostles have AT force fields. No one can break through the protection of the AT force field except EVA."

Jon was about to refute.

Unexpectedly, Ritsuko Akagi took the lead: "It's possible that the Rain Angels that were destroyed with machine guns before did not show the relevant characteristics of the AT force field. Maybe... the AT force fields of other apostles can also be destroyed with normal weapons. "

Misato Katsuragi: "You must be crazy."

Ritsuko Akagi said nothing and kept staring at the folder in his hand.

Space jump, energy loss-free circulation, the left and right brains control the mecha...

She gained so much today.

But it's like entering a treasure mountain empty-handed, unable to take away a single thing.

It's really maddening to feel like this.

"Okay, okay, it's too late today. If you have anything to do, let's talk about it tomorrow." Jon yawned, waved his hand, told him to put the cards away, and then walked into his room.

Ritsuko Akagi seemed to have made a new discovery, and asked Misato Katsuragi in a low voice: "Does he also need sleep like humans?"

Misato Katsuragi twitched her lips: "Don't worry, it's just pretending."

Ritsuko Akagi: "Oh..."

Identifies myself as a human being, retains human characteristics, and is able to exert power far beyond that of a human being.

What an interesting creature.

With this in mind, Ritsuko Akagi stood up and left.

However, before she could return to the office, a draft of a report titled "On the Possibility of Two-Person Driving EVA" was written in her mind.

A cup of black coffee can refresh your mind and improve your health by 72.5%

Tonight is destined to be another sleepless night.

The next day.

Ritsuko Akagi wanted to continue visiting Jon.

But something happened suddenly...

Apostles, descending from heaven.

War meeting room——

"How's the situation?"

Misato Katsuragi put on her uniform and looked serious.

The official with a voice very similar to Dio reported seriously: "It is still fifty-four kilometers away from the surface, and a large amount of active substances have been detected... First Lieutenant, that guy is simply a living bomb. We must not let it fall on the earth."

Katsuragi Misato pinched her eyebrows and said, "I understand."

Then he ordered: "Ask Asuka and the others to come over quickly, there is a combat mission!"

The base is operating at full capacity and is extremely efficient.

In more than ten minutes, Asuka and the others changed into their combat uniforms and came to the combat preparation room.

Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms and said: "This time's apostle, codenamed Sky Angel, is the largest apostle so far, and may also have the greatest destructive power. Because that guy itself is a living bomb with a large yield. If the opponent is allowed to When it comes to the earth, it may cause inevitable damage. It is possible to dry up the Indian Ocean or blow up the Himalayas. So, you know the seriousness of the problem. "

Shinji and Asuka both frowned.

Ayanami Rei still has that iceberg-like poker face.

But if you look closely, you will find that she secretly clenched her fists.

"I will explain the specific combat mission in detail after your cockpit...and Zero, your Zero aircraft was slightly damaged last time and was repainted with blue paint." Misato Katsuragi clapped her hands: "Okay, Without further ado, let’s protect the planet we live on.”

"Yes!" The three of them responded in unison.

Ayanami Rei originally thought the yellow one was cute, but when the new Unit Zero appeared in front of her, she suddenly changed her mind and thought the blue one was really handsome.

Shinji and Asuka looked at each other in awe.

Not long after, Misato Katsuragi's voice rang in her ears.

Because of the AT force field, conventional weapons cannot cause effective damage to the Sky Angel, so I need you to work together. Two people hold the force field, and one person uses a particle knife to cut through the force field and attack the Sky Angel behind. "

In short, it is to block with a shield, and then counterattack through the gap in the shield. Although the gaps in the shield were made by myself...

"Understood!"*3

"Very good, let's wait here for the moment and wait for the departure order." Misato Katsuragi said and then hung up the communication.

Asuka looked excited and said in the team voice: "Leave this attack mission to me. You two just hold up the force field and don't let the guy fall to the ground."

Shinji: "Why? Why don't you support it? You want me to support it."

Ayanami Rei: "Shinji-kun is right."

Asuka:? ? ?

No, is this the beginning of unanimous publicity?

She sneered: "Why, just because my No. 2 unit has the best performance and is the most suitable for the position of sharp knife."

The meaning of survival is given by EVA. This is my confidence as a driver!

Ayanami Rei stopped talking.

It was Shinji who turned on his yin and yang aura: "An excellent EVA also needs an excellent pilot, don't you think so? Queen of Chains."

"Who is the lost queen? At least she must be a princess." Asuka always has a different kind of stubbornness in special places. She said with great displeasure: "You are just jealous that you are not as famous as me."

"If you're talking about the paint color, then I really can't compare to you." Shinji complained accurately: "Of course, your speed of breaking through the red temperature is far beyond what others can match."

Asuka: "You're such a big man, why are you like a cow? You're so verbose, it's really annoying."

Shinji: "Hehe, no, it should be moo~"

Asuka:! ! !

Unfortunately, the bickering between the two ended abruptly due to the sudden battle order.

Just as Asuka thought, Unit 1 and Unit 0 were indeed responsible for covering and holding up the force field, while Unit 2 was responsible for launching the attack.

Although he was unhappy, he couldn't find a plan to refute, so Shinji just had to accept the order.

Three aircraft bodies left the cabin at the same time.

They calculated the time, neither too early nor too late.

If they arrived too early, they would reach the target location, but the external battery would be insufficient, which would easily lead to an embarrassing situation where they could not move.

If they arrived too late... everything would be blown up, so there was nothing to say.

Misato Katsuragi stared at the time on the screen, tapping her knuckles on her arm a little nervously.

Suddenly, the voice of her subordinate came into her ears: "Report! Someone is approaching the target crash site."

Misato Katsuragi: ? ? ?

Not only her, many people received the same news.

Zoom in.

But Jon, accompanied by two men in suits, drove a luxury car and "swayed" to the crash site of the apostle.

"Jon? Why is it this guy!" Misato Katsuragi was anxious: "What does he want to do?"

Yes, what does he want to do?

At the same time, many people had the same question in their minds.

But Jon stretched his body and started to do a set of radio gymnastics that looked familiar, but definitely not in Japan.

The two men in suits beside him kept promising something, and their attitude was extremely humble.

Misato Katsuragi suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

Could those people be...

"It's definitely those guys." Ikari Gendō still had that classic pose, with his fingers crossed on the table: "They actually contacted unknown life forms in private, what a bunch of idiots."

"After all, those people are our immediate superiors. It's probably not good to slander them like this, right?" Fuyutsuki Kozo smiled bitterly.

Having said that, his real thoughts were actually similar to Ikari Gendō's.

Idiots.

What a bunch of idiots!

Those people thought they could control everything.

Little did they know...

Alas.

The future of mankind is really not bright if it is handed over to such a group of people.

At this moment, Jon in the picture moved, and he pointed to the sky with one hand.

Ikari Gendō raised his eyebrows, not caring about slandering the SEELE group, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "What is he going to do? Support the falling apostle?"

"That kind of thing... can it really be done? I mean, he looks so weak." Fuyutsuki Kozo said in disbelief.

This thing is impossible in theory.

But Jon did it.

He looked relaxed and uttered a word: "Bang."

The next second, a white light shot out from his fingertips and flew straight into the sky.

The apostle fell, and the light flew up.

The moment the two came into contact, the light suddenly enlarged and turned into a huge white ball that could wrap the entire apostle.

Dust Release: Original Realm Stripping Technique.

The dazzling white light almost covered the sun's light.

There was no Mars hitting the earth, no shocking explosion.

There was only silence and destruction.

Quietly, the huge Sky Angel was wrapped in the white ball and disappeared without a trace. Not to mention an explosion, even without making a sound, it completely disappeared from this world.

The world was silent.

After doing all this, Jon patted the shoulder of the man in sunglasses A beside him: "In this way, I have shown my value. I wonder how much you can offer me?"

The man in sunglasses A suddenly shuddered and bowed his head humbly: "Of course, as much as you want, I will have." (End of this chapter)