A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"He can destroy the apostles today! He can destroy humans tomorrow!"

"The interpretation of the Dead Sea Scrolls is wrong. We must terminate the plan!"

"Terminate the plan? At this point, you tell me to terminate the plan?"

"What else? Can you come up with a better plan?"

"Don't answer my questions with questions."

"Who do you think you are talking to!"

Noisy, noisy.

Ikari Gendō pinched his brows and suddenly wanted to laugh.

These high-ranking bigwigs, who think they are in control of the wisdom, have not actually gotten rid of the bad nature in their bones.

But to be honest, Ikari Gendō himself was also scared.

Even before entering this conference room, the hand holding the teacup was shaking.

The last high-energy impact smashed the apostles.

OK, I endured it.

But this time...

It's numb.

What's the point of decomposing matter into atoms?

This ability is too foul!

While I was distracted, those bigwigs had already started to curse.

Ikari Gendō was annoyed and simply interrupted the communication.

Ding——

An electronic sound, the lights in the house came back on.

Kouzo Fuyutsuki walked in with his hands behind his back and asked casually: "What do the superiors say?"

"What do they say? They are worried that the next thing to be destroyed by the unknown life form is human civilization. If so, their status will become worthless... Haha, it's really ironic." Ikari Gendō pushed his glasses: "They even want to give up EVA."

"It's understandable." Kozo Fuyutsuki nodded, pondered for a moment, and turned to another thing: "The outside world is not very friendly to us now."

Gouzo Ikari: "What do you say?"

"You also know that the size of the Sky Angel is too huge, and there are always some ingenious guys who disobey discipline and secretly leave the shelter. They witnessed the demise of the apostles and questioned EVA itself." Kozo Fuyutsuki smiled bitterly: "To be honest, I am now beginning to doubt whether it is right or wrong to use a group of immature children to save the world?"

Gouzo Ikari did not speak, crossed his fingers and thought silently.

Finally, he said to Fuyutsuki Kozo: "I want to talk to John."

"Then you will probably die at least twenty times." Fuyutsuki Kozo said helplessly.

"Don't say twenty times, even thirty or forty times, I will have a good talk with him." Ikari Gendo stood up: "The sooner the better, I will leave immediately."

Jon's residence is not difficult to find.

Soon.

Ikari Gendo came to the two-story villa.

However, he didn't dare to go in rashly, and patiently sent a visiting card.

After a while, Ayanami Rei came out and said calmly: "Commander, if you have anything to say, you can tell me, I will convey it on your behalf."

Ikari Gendo was full of black lines and said: "Zero, when did you become that guy's assistant."

Ayanami Rei blinked: "Mr. John told me that if you eat his food, use his house, and live in his house, you must listen to him obediently."

Ikari Gendo:...

It's so annoying.

It feels like being bullied!

For some reason, he felt that there was something green on his head.

In order to relieve his inner restlessness, Ikari Gendō took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "Then please tell me that I am willing to die thirty times in exchange for a chance to talk to Jon."

"Die thirty times?" Ayanami Rei didn't quite understand what this meant. After a pause, she leaned forward and said, "Nothing, please wait."

Ikari Gendō nodded and waited quietly.

Such humility reminded him of the scene when he first entered the workplace when he was young and faced a difficult boss.

Sincerity can move mountains.

With the sincerity of 'thirty times', Jon really agreed to Ikari Gendō's request for a meeting.

Enter the house.

Asuka and Shinji watched curiously in the living room.

They didn't speak either, and their eyes looked back and forth at Ikari Gendō.

Ikari Gendō was not weak in front of these children. He coughed and said, "Shinji, Asuka, why don't you say hello when you see me?"

Asuka was fine, she lazily called "Commander".

Shinji simply rolled his eyes.

Come to our house to show off?

It's really funny.

Ikari Gendō didn't care about his son's attitude.

For him, as long as he didn't fight, it was better than anything else.

Ayanami Rei took the initiative to lead Ikari Gendō: "Mr. John is waiting for you in his room."

Looking at Ayanami Rei, Ikari Gendō felt an inexplicable pain in his heart. But for the sake of the plan, he had to suppress all his emotions and went to John's room.

After he left, Asuka jumped up like a spring and winked at Shinji: "Walk."

Shinji: "What for?"

Asuka crossed her arms: "Do you still need to ask? Of course I eavesdropped."

Shinji: "Not good..."

That's what he said, but his body was very honest.

The two sneaked to Jon's door and put their ears to the door.

Just then, Rei Ayanami came over.

Asuka and Shinji made a "hush" gesture.

Rei Ayanami walked away silently without any response.

Inside the house -

Jon stared at Gendo Ikari with a half-smile: "Commander-in-chief, you don't consider dealing with the apostles, but come to me. Aren't you deliberately asking for trouble? You know, I have a bad temper, and I don't like you very much. I happen to have the power to do whatever I want, so..."

"You can kill me as many times as you like. Just revive me afterwards, because I still have an unfinished mission." Ikari Gendō pushed his glasses: "I came here today mainly to talk about the issue of position. What do you think of the human race?"

"How do you think? Use your eyes. Okay, let's not beat around the bush. Don't test me anymore. The reason I took action last time was because some people found me and gave me something that interested me, so I would repay them and show my strength a little bit." Jon crossed his legs: "If you can also make an offer, I am not impossible to consider taking action for NERV."

Ikari Gendō's heart trembled: "What do you want?"

"That depends on what you have. The rarest and most precious thing you have is what I need." Jon said indifferently.

Ikari Gendō seemed to understand something: "Did you take a fancy to Adam's..."

Jon pretended to be stupid and said: "What Adam? I only know one Adam, a dreamer, half a step away from the old days, I don't know what the first apostle is."

You have already mentioned the first apostle, and you still pretend not to know?

Ikari Gendō quickly refused: "I won't give that thing to you."

"It doesn't matter, I have already said that I don't really want it." Jon smiled: "Others are much more generous than you."

Hearing this, Ikari Gendō felt like a cat's claw scratching his heart, and asked curiously: "What did those big guys give you?"

Jon: "Guess?"

I guess a hammer.

Ikari Gendō frowned.

SEELE controls almost all the resources of this planet, and its power is far beyond that of NERV.

What would be the treasure that can be exchanged for Jon's move?

Many guesses flashed through his mind, and Ikari Gendō could not help but remain silent.

Jon took the opportunity to say: "Friendly reminder, because of my appearance, many people are dissatisfied with you and EVA. Although it's ridiculous, some people think that I may be the savior of mankind."

Ikari Gendō heard it and curled his lips: "Savior? It should be the destroyer of civilization, right?"

"Don't worry about saving or destroying the world. My existence has caused loopholes in the plan and also added a new possibility for the future." Jon looked directly into Ikari Gendō's eyes: "Friendly reminder again, I am almost omnipotent. It's no problem to reverse the long river of time and let everything go back to before the tragedy happened."

Ikari Gendō heard it, and the veins on his forehead jumped violently.

He tried his best to stay calm.

Unfortunately, his slightly trembling hands still betrayed his heart.

"If you're interested, just say you're interested. What's the point of hiding it? Resurrection from the dead is what people like you who are trapped in a love affair want to see the most, isn't it?" Jon whispered in Ikari Gendō's ear like a demon in the abyss: "You don't need any damn plans, just please me, and I can make everything come true."

Ikari Gendō stood up, "Today's conversation ends here."

"Is this really okay? You don't know my force field yet, and you haven't gotten anything substantial. You only know that the upper echelons and NERV are alienated and are on guard against you everywhere." Jon deliberately instigated.

Ikari Gendō is indeed the best forbearer. He said in a normal tone: "No gain is sometimes a gain. It's a pleasure to talk to you today. Then, I'll take my leave first."

"Wait." Jon raised his hand, "You seem to have forgotten something, thirty deaths."

Ikari Gendō's breathing stagnated for a long time before he nodded heavily: "I can die thirty times, but the thirty-first time, I must be resurrected."

Jon laughed: "I killed you twenty-nine times, and the remaining one is for your own son."

"Shinji... Forget it, it doesn't matter, just let me be resurrected." Ikari Gendō opened his arms: "You can do it."

Jon was not in a hurry. His mind moved slightly, and the door opened automatically.

The two figures fell down in response.

Shinji and Asuka had different expressions, shocked, confused and a little embarrassed.

"So, this is the situation. You can kill your living father once, Shinji, are you willing?" Jon's tone was gentle, but his words were extremely evil.

Shinji was breathing heavily, his chest rising and falling.

Asuka looked at him suddenly: "No way! You really want to do it, although I have known for a long time that you and the commander have a bad relationship, you don't want to kill people."

Shinji didn't speak.

Jon didn't urge him, and waited quietly.

Ikari Gendō pushed his glasses, thinking about something absent-mindedly as if nothing had happened.

After three or four minutes, Shinji shook his head: "I hate him, and I will beat him without hesitation, but if I really want to kill him, I can't do it."

"Then next time I will tell you a heartwarming story about the Uchiha clan." Jon laughed, and his pupils instantly turned blood red: "Tsukuyomi!"

Ikari Gendō was caught in an illusion and stopped on the spot.

Asuka: ? ? ?

No, that's it.

As if he could see through the girl's heart, Jon explained: "Just like the Spirit Time Room, in the spiritual world, I will kill this guy thirty times... I do this for you, after all, you are teenagers and cannot see too bloody scenes."

Asuka: "Then I really thank you."

Jon: "You're welcome, it's what I should do."

One second in the outside world, but who knows how many years have passed in the spiritual world.

Ikari Gendo, who regained consciousness, suddenly knelt on one knee and gasped heavily.

Jon couldn't help but applaud: "There is one thing I have to admire about you. You are a truly ruthless person. If it were anyone else, you would have had a mental breakdown, but you can still remain intact. It is really amazing."

"Because I still have things to do..." Ikari Yuantang said with difficulty.

For some reason, seeing him struggling like this, Shinji, who used to be full of hatred for his living father, suddenly felt dull.

Revenge is like chewed sugar cane. To suck the sweetness, you have to taste the dregs.

He felt very bored and turned around silently and left.

Ikari Yuantang looked at his son's retreating back. He wanted to say something, but when his words came to his lips, he changed to: "Next time the apostles attack, can I ask you to take action again?"

"Did you find the right price?" Jon asked with interest.

"Yes." Ikari Yuantang nodded.

Now, it was Jon's turn to be surprised: "After dying thirty times, you actually changed your mind."

Ikari Yuantang didn't answer, waved his hand, and staggered away.

I thought this matter would end there.

As a result, Asuka quit.

She stared at Jon with a complicated look on her face: "Hey, are you trying to deprive me of the meaning of my existence?"

"You have the personality to be an idol, and then all the flashlights will focus on you. And some fans will feel happy after being insulted. It's like killing two birds with one stone." Jon flicked Asuka's eyelids specially.

Asuka covered her eyes and screamed: "Ah!!!!"

Jon ignored her and wandered out of the room.

…

…

Ritsuko Akagi observed the parameters on the big screen.

The hairstyle is a bit messy.

She has not rested for a long time, just to be able to reproduce the space jump technology provided by 'Jon'.

"It's too difficult... It's really too difficult... With the current level of human technology, is it really impossible to understand the mysteries of space?" She murmured to herself, grabbing her hair hard.

Suddenly, Misato Katsuragi walked in with a document in her hand: "Next time we fight, the commander said Jon will assist us."

Ritsuko Akagi was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed: "Great!"

"Okay? Not good at all! Ever since that guy randomly intervened in the battle with the apostle, not only others, but also me began to doubt the necessity of EVA's existence." Misato Katsuragi said helplessly: "There is an easier way to defeat Enemy, why do you have to go to so much trouble to formulate a battle plan, but I am afraid that that guy will be interested in targeting humans one day. By then, who can stop him from destroying the world except Eva. "

"EVA can't stop it, let alone the high-energy impact and ability to deconstruct molecules. We can't handle the space jump alone. Moreover, the commander sent me a message half an hour ago, saying that he had learned about Jon. New abilities, similar to psychic illusion attacks..." Ritsuko Akagi pushed up her glasses: "Faced with unsolvable troubles, the only thing you can do is to maintain a good attitude and make yourself look less embarrassed before the end. ”

Misato Katsuragi: "Haha."

While the two were talking, a red light suddenly glowed.

This means the arrival of a new enemy! (End of chapter)