A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

This apostle comes more frequently than my period.

But strangely, there is no suspicious target on the radar.

Ritsuko Akagi was stunned, then reacted: "Unobservable!"

Misato Katsuragi said: "Unobservable, what does that mean?"

"There are several possibilities. First, it is an invisible unit. Second, it is a micro unit. Third, it is an alien unit, but it can affect reality in a way that we cannot understand..."

Ritsuko Akagi pushed her glasses: "No matter which one, it is a difficult existence that we cannot deal with."

Misato Katsuragi didn't quite understand, but she also knew the seriousness of the problem, and said: "I will go and inform Asuka and Shinji and the others."

"They... Oh, go ahead." Ritsuko Akagi wanted to say something, but she suddenly changed her mind when the words came to her lips.

Although she didn't think that the situation could be settled by EVA this time, the atmosphere had been set here, and it would be more beneficial for her to let irrelevant personnel leave quickly.

Fifteen minutes later--

Misato Katsuragi came back with three pilots very efficiently.

Of course, there was also a guy who was quite troublesome.

"Your (chew chew chew), central system (chew chew chew), has been invaded." Jon said vaguely, with a relaxed look on his face: "Do you need (chew chew chew), help?"

Ritsuko Akagi was busy, but when she heard this, she turned her head suddenly: "Do you have a solution?"

The problem has been found out-it is the nano-level bacterial apostles that entered the base with external parts and continued to multiply, invading the supercomputer MEGI.

MAGI is equivalent to the brain of the NERV organization.

It was developed by Dr. Ritsuko Akagi, the mother of Dr. Ritsuko Akagi, the current chief of the technical development department of NERV. But after the development of the MAGI system was completed, Naoko Akagi committed suicide for some reason. After that, the entire system was taken over by Ritsuko Akagi and continued to be responsible for maintenance.

It can be said that without MAGI, there would be no NERV. Once the supercomputer is paralyzed, the entire base may explode.

Ritsuko Akagi was really anxious. She couldn't sit idly by and watch the tragedy happen, both publicly and privately.

Asuka and Shinji looked at each other.

This time... it seems that they can't help much.

Jon swallowed the snack in his mouth and said carelessly: "Computers, I don't understand, and I don't want to understand."

He hummed and asked: "Do you have any ideas?"

"The apostle's proliferation speed is too fast, and it will soon invade the main module of MAGI, and even has a tendency to evolve into three modules... So I decided to write a program to trick it into super-accelerated evolution." Akagi Ritsuko said seriously: "You know, the end of all biological evolution is destruction."

"What a dark intellectual." Jon pretended to be scared and shrank back inadvertently: "What a terrible plan."

Akagi Ritsuko: ? ? ?

This is the most perfect plan she can think of so far.

Dark?

Compared with the safety of MAGI and the entire base.

What's dark.

As long as the enemy can be eliminated, it doesn't matter whether it is dark or not.

"Let's change our thinking." John raised a finger: "How about letting EVA enter MAGI and fight this nano-level Angel? It's a good opportunity to practice."

Akagi Ritsuko showed an expression of not understanding.

Even Katsuragi Misato noticed the unreliability of this statement and retorted: "How can EVA kill nano-level enemies? Can Unit-01 be shrunk?"

Jon: "Yes."

Katsuragi Misato: ...

Jon smiled: "I accepted the benefits from your commander and promised to help in the next Angel attack. It's really unfortunate that I met such a special enemy. However, I always keep my words. Since I said I would help, I will definitely help."

After saying that, he turned to Shinji and others and said: "Stand by, I will send you to the battlefield later."

Shinji responded with full energy.

Asuka and Ayanami Rei showed worried expressions, as if asking with their eyes: Is this thing reliable?

Ritsuko Akagi still insisted on her idea: "Let's not talk about whether you can shrink Unit-01, Unit-00 and Unit-02 into nano-level units. Just talking about the proliferation speed of the Terror Angels, it is not something that can be eliminated by human power. Also, what about energy? What about the wires? Do you want them to use micro batteries? That's too messy."

"Messy? Friends who are familiar with me know that I am best at messing." Jon snapped his fingers and asked the camera above his head: "Hey, that uncle with glasses, you are peeking at me, right?"

After a while, Ikari Gendō's deep voice came from Ritsuko Akagi's headphones: "Cooperate with him with all your strength."

Ritsuko Akagi: ...

Crazy.

This base is crazy from top to bottom.

A problem that can be solved by a program must be dispatched by EVA.

At this moment, Jon said with a half-smile: "Doctor, even if your plan succeeds, it will cause damage to the central nervous system. There is no way, this is the disadvantage of biotechnology. Instead of this, let my people try."

After he finished speaking, before Akagi Ritsuko spoke, Katsuragi Misato was unhappy and said with her hands on her hips: "Your people? What do you mean your people? They are obviously my people.

Shinji, Asuka, Zero, the three of you go and change into combat uniforms and wait for my instructions."

"Yes!" The three little ones answered in unison.

Jon spread his hands: "Small-minded woman."

Misato Katsuragi: ? ? ?

Ritsuko Akagi opened her mouth.

In the end, she was unable to raise any questions.

She just patiently told him not to damage the core of MAGI, which is the three modules of MELCHIOR-1, BALTHASAR-2, and CASPER-3.

The hardware system included in the MAGI system is quite complex. In addition to the dense circuit layout, the internal design also uses the biological structure that simulates the human brain. The three modules that make up MAGI represent the three personalities of Naoko Akagi as a developer: scientist, mother, and woman.

She implanted the logical thinking modes of these three personalities into the three modules of MELCHIOR-1, BALTHASAR-2, and CASPER-3, so that they simulated the multiple identity thinking modes of humans. In addition to the daily computing functions, the decisions on major matters will also be voted on by these three modules, and a one-vote veto system will be adopted.

That is, among the modules representing the three personalities, as long as one module opposes, the final resolution of the system will not be passed.

In this regard, Jon said: One woman is better than three ducks, and three women are better than a flock of ducks.

Using female thinking to make the final decision, no wonder humans are facing the crisis of extinction.

Of course.

The above are all jokes.

As a supercomputer, MAGI is still very powerful.

Let's talk about two ends -

The three little ones who entered EVA had nothing to do, and started the classic pre-match chat again.

"Hello, hello, are you there?"

"1."

"..."

"Ayanami Rei, if you are there, just squeak."

"Squeak."

"... You are getting more and more abstract, girl."

"When you criticize Ayanami, you didn't realize that you are actually the most abstract person."

"What?"

Asuka had high attack and paper defense, and was instantly furious.

Shinji was not in a hurry: "By the way, if you want to fight against nano-level enemies, do you have any pigs?"

Asuka: "Humph!"

Shinji sneered: "Humph your sister, humph, go to the children's table."

Asuka: ? ? ?

Suddenly, Rei Ayanami said, "Shrinking light."

Asuka suddenly realized, "Oh! So there is such a trick!"

Shinji said helplessly, "You guys are already 14 or 15 years old. You won't take Mr. John's stories seriously, right?"

Asuka retorted, "They look like stories, but they are all real. Why, after knowing the friendship between Nobita and the dinosaur, weren't you moved to tears?"

Shinji was a little embarrassed, "You're still blaming me, but you're the one who cried the most, okay?"

Asuka stopped talking immediately.

At this moment, the voices of John and Misato Katsuragi sounded in her ears at the same time.

One left channel, one right channel.

It covers all aspects of the world.

"Hello, dear audience, I am Qiao Degang, and the one next to me is my partner, Mr. Ge Qian."

"???"

"Hey! At such a serious moment, don't always talk about something incomprehensible."

Misato Katsuragi resisted the urge to get angry and said, "Asuka, listen to me..."

There was no follow-up.

Misato Katsuragi couldn't help but look to the side: "Continue the words!"

Joen: "Didn't you tell me not to talk nonsense?"

"But now it's your turn to explain." Misato Katsuragi couldn't complain, and she was exhausted.

"Okay, okay, women in their thirties are really scary." Jon laughed.

In the eyes of Katsuragi Misato who was about to kill, he said: "What you have to do is very simple - kill all the enemies in front of you who can move."

After a pause, he continued: "Because they are specialized apostles, their combat power will not be too strong, but they have a lot of numbers... How many are there? Teacher Ge Qian, please tell me."

Misato Katsuragi: "I'm not talking to you about manzai (crosstalk) now!"

Jon spread his hands: "The specific number can be said to be almost boundless, and as long as there is one, it will continue to multiply. This is the terrible thing about bacterial enemies. But at the same time, it is also a good opportunity to test what you have learned."

"Shinji, your flower stand will surely bloom into a real flower after experiencing the destruction of millions of enemies."

"Ayanami Rei, although I only taught you the technique of making dumplings, it's almost the same."

"Asuka... protect your eyes."

Three little ones: ???

Misato Katsuragi: ???

It's really like listening to your words.

It's the same as saying nothing.

Misato Katsuragi: "This is the situation. You have to annihilate millions, tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions of enemies."

As soon as these words came out, Shinji and the others felt unprecedented pressure.

No surprise, the Terror Angel will be the most difficult apostle they have ever encountered.

Seeing that Misato Katsuragi was silent, John smiled lightly.

Pointed with his hand.

The three EVAs disappeared instantly.

Misato Katsuragi: !!!

The next second, a cry came from Ritsuko Akagi: "The proliferation rate of the Terror Angel has slowed down."

Misato Katsuragi asked blankly: "You did it."

John didn't say anything and disappeared.

MAGI system——

The tiny electronic circuits became a battlefield where they could run freely.

Fighting, so cool!

The three nano-scale machines rushed left and right, as if they were in an empty space.

Energy problem?

There was no energy problem at all.

Every time a Terror Angel was killed, it would be converted into energy for EVA.

Shinji and his team only needed to keep killing, keep killing.

"These bugs are too weak. I just raised my hand and destroyed tens of thousands of them." Asuka seemed very excited, and her movements were unprecedentedly fast: "If we keep killing at this speed, we will be able to complete the task soon."

Rei Ayanami still shut up.

Shinji said worriedly: "This speed is not enough. We kill fast, but the enemy multiplies fast. If our killing speed cannot keep up with the enemy's multiplication speed, we will be exhausted to death here."

It's easy to hit a mosquito.

It's difficult to hit 100 million mosquitoes in a row.

Shinji and his team are facing a similar situation.

Terror Angels themselves don't fight much, but they grow fast.

Even a large number of ants can kill an elephant.

If you think you can be invincible by driving EVA, you are totally wrong.

Hearing this, Asuka was unhappy, but she had no reason to refute.

So she sped up her movements.

Because they couldn't destroy the electronic components of the system, they didn't bring any weapons this time, and they fought the Terror Angel with bare hands.

Punch, punch, and punch again.

Punch tirelessly.

Again, the same words...

When thousands of weaklings are connected together, they are no longer weaklings.

The Terror Angels do not have the energy to erode the MAGI system, but Shinji and his team also do not have the power to destroy the Terror Angels.

The situation is deadlocked.

In the microscopic world, the flow of time is also abnormally slow.

Shinji and his team felt that a long time had passed, but when they looked at the time displayed on the machine, it was only 5 minutes!

"I feel like I'm going to die of exhaustion here." Asuka couldn't help but wail.

At this point, for the first time in her life, she disliked the high synchronization rate between herself and EVA.

In other words, an automatic mode should be developed to avoid the driver's hard work.

Shinji: "+1"

Ayanami Rei: "+1"

Just like that, another 5 minutes passed.

The number of Terror Angels was reduced by about 2/5.

But it was still a long way from being completely eliminated.

Suddenly, a familiar voice came to the ears of the three people.

"Roar, young man, do you need help?"

"Mr. Jon!" ×3

At some point, Jon actually came to this battlefield.

His body was about the same size as the three EVAs, but none of the Terror Angels approached, and a vacuum zone was forcibly separated.

Three weapons floated in front of Jon: "Say a few nice words to me, and I will lend you the Wonderful Tools, how about it?"

Wonderful Tools?

Shinji and others were stunned.

Although they reacted a little late, they were not stupid, and they said nice words as if they were free of charge, one after another:

"Brave."

"Powerful!"

"Elegant."

"The man among men!"

"Strong, powerful, and domineering!"

It can be seen that the situation is really quite bad.

Even someone with a temper like Rei Ayanami can talk like a machine gun.

Jon nodded with satisfaction and gave the three little ones some wonderful tools.

Shinji got the Ruyi Sword.

Rei Ayanami got the Shudrom Bow.

Asuka...

Can't escape the fate of a spearman.

Chose the Wave-Splitting Light Force Spear.