A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

I don't know why...

After taking over those strange weapons.

Shinji and the others suddenly heard a burst of BGM.

"My heart, my heart! It is the magic of the light messenger.

Reach the magical world and create the unknown.

Create the unknown space,

The blazing flames condense in the chest, condense in the chest!"

Three little ones:? ? ?

After a moment of silence.

Jon blamed himself in the team voice: "Sorry, I forgot that you don't understand Chinese."

Then.

The BGM turned into Japanese.

"My heart is, the light messenger has the magic of transformation..."

Three little ones:? ? ?

Don't say it.

Don't say it.

During the battle, the little song that gathered strength seemed to dispel most of the fatigue of the body.

Shinji looked at the sword in his hand, and suddenly felt a surge of heat in his heart. Almost without being taught, he obeyed the call of his heart and roared out the words: "Cut it in half with one stroke, Ruyi Sword!"

Swish——

A sword wave was unparalleled.

The terrifying angels fell like grass.

Ayanami Rei saw it and silently drew her bow.

Swish, swish, swish!

A string of wonderful arrows.

Whoever she shoots will die.

Wait for Asuka.

She seemed a little unaccustomed to the weapon of the Wave-Splitting Light Force Gun, and seemed to be restrained.

Jon was anxious and couldn't help but command: "Master Xiang, this is not how you fight."

Asuka was furious: "Then you say, how should we fight?"

"Read the words! Read the words quickly!" Jon clapped his hands: "Follow the voice in your heart, say the words!"

Asuka's pretty face was slightly red.

But facing the boundless nano-level apostles, she compromised and stuttered: "One slash and explode! Wave-splitting light force gun!"

The spell is the starter.

Only by chanting the spell can the true power of these weapons be exerted.

Earth, water, wind.

Three elements

Swept all the horror angels.

It can be seen with the naked eye that the proliferation rate of the apostles lags behind the death rate.

When there was only one death angel left.

It turned into the appearance of Unit-01, intending to fight to the death.

What a pity.

The idea is beautiful.

The reality is fucking cruel.

The horror angel, who had not yet had time to click on the melee skill tree, was first picked up by Asuka with a gun, and then hit by Rei Ayanami's arrows in mid-air.

Jon's eyes lit up: "Good opportunity, Xiao Du... No, Shinji."

Shinji didn't need to be reminded, stepped forward, raised the Ruyi Sword high above his head: "Cut!"

After one sword.

The microscopic world fell into silence.

Shinji and the others gathered together, feeling a lot of emotion.

"We... did it."

"Yeah."

"Hahahaha, this lady is really a combat genius."

Jon looked at the three people who were in high spirits, but still resisted the idea of ​​spoiling the fun.

With a slight raise of his hand, he eliminated 175,424 terrifying angels who had hidden in advance.

So far--

The crisis of the eleventh apostle was finally over.

After the three little ones had almost communicated, Jon finally walked over formally: "Okay, okay, kids, you did a good job."

Asuka was not happy at the time, "Hey, what's the point of your tone of fooling the little ghosts? We are heroes."

"Yes, yes, the United Nations should have awarded you a peace medal a long time ago." Jon said perfunctorily, and hooked his finger by the way: "Okay, you can return my wonderful tools."

Ah this...

Although they were only used for a short time, Shinji and the others had to admit that these weapons were powerful.

Especially Asuka.

This gun... can spray water...

What girl doesn't like playing with water?

However, it's just borrowed after all.

Finally, Asuka had to reluctantly hand over the Wave-Splitting Light Force Gun: "Humph, who cares about your broken thing."

Hearing this, Jon laughed.

Putting away the Wave-Splitting Light Force Gun, he said with a relaxed expression: "In this case, Shinji and Nagato, you can keep the Ruyi Sword and the Shudrom Bow."

Asuka: ? ? ?

No, this is how you play, right?

She opened her mouth.

After thinking for a long time, she couldn't bring herself to give in, so she could only scream in the cockpit.

"Ah!!!!!!!"

Jon: "Everyone, look, this is the noisiest hen in the world, and people in the industry usually call it the red screaming chicken."

Asuka: ? ? ?

Fuck, targeting me, right?

Jon smiled, walked to Unit 2, and hooked Unit 2's neck: "So - why are you so proud here? Look at Rei, who was criticized as Nagato Yuki, but she was also quiet, unlike you, who yells and screams when encountering something. No wonder people always make ghost videos."

Asuka didn't quite understand the meaning of these words, but she knew that she was being tricked, and said viciously: "Don't let me get a chance, otherwise, you will be in trouble."

Jon was unmoved.

Suddenly, he turned his hand and shot a gun, stabbing it into Unit 2's eye socket.

"Ah!!! My eyes!!! Eh? It doesn't hurt." Asuka subconsciously covered her eyes and screamed.

But in a moment, she felt it carefully and found that there was nothing wrong, and her expression was a little dazed.

"I put the weapon in your pupil, if you need it, just pull it out of your eye." Jon turned around and waved to Unit 2: "My pet should have what others have."

Asuka was stunned, a little touched at first, and then realized: "Who is your pet?"

pity.

Jon has disappeared.

Shinji was funny yet wary, fearing that Asuka would take out her anger on him, so he could only comfort him: "Mr. Jon just likes to joke."

Ayanami Rei: "Indeed——"

After a pause, he added: "And I found that the frequency of his jokes on you is much higher than that of Shinji-kun and I."

Asuka was dissatisfied: "Why? Why!"

Ayanami Rei pondered for a moment and said in a determined tone: "It should be your personality that makes you most likely to laugh when teased."

Everyone laughs at you, but you are the funniest.

Asuka turned off her microphone as if she was angry.

Shinji and Ayanami Rei disagreed.

Anyway, Xiangxiang will return to normal after a while.

Don’t mind~

Rather than comforting teammates, researching weapons is more important.

There is a reminder of a gun stuck in the eye socket.

Shinji and Ayanami Rei cleverly put away the two sacred weapons, the Ruyi Divine Sword and the Shudrome Bow.

After practicing for a while, I was even able to retract and release it as I pleased.

At this moment, the three figures disappeared from the microscopic world.

NERV base——

Staring at the three machines that suddenly returned.

Ritsuko Akagi pushed up her glasses: "Confirmed, Unit 1, Unit 0 and Unit 2 have been successfully recovered. The remaining number of the Eleventh Apostle is zero, confirmed to be eliminated."

As soon as he finished speaking, a burst of cheers came from the command room.

In any case, humans once again defeated the apostles and were able to survive again.

This is more important than anything else.

Shinji and the others left the injection plug and immediately welcomed their immediate boss, Misato Katsuragi.

But I saw this purple-haired beauty with a concerned look on her face: "Are you okay? Are you injured?"

Asuka tossed her hair: "With me taking action, how could it be impossible to complete the mission?"

Shinji twitched the corner of his mouth and ruthlessly broke down the situation: "The apostles multiplied too fast, and we were once trapped in a bitter battle. Fortunately, with the strong support of Mr. Jon, we turned defeat into victory..."

"Strong support?" Misato Katsuragi narrowed her eyes: "I hope you can tell me everything about this part, and don't leave any part behind."

other side.

Conference room——

Ikari Yuantang crossed his fingers and placed them on the table.

Same goes for Jon.

The two sat opposite each other.

The atmosphere was silent for a moment.

Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki Kozo couldn't stand it anymore and coughed lightly: "About the battle in the microscopic world..."

Ikari Yuantang walked down the steps: "I hope you can tell us without reservation."

"That's right - what are you pretending to be?" Jon changed his posture and put his legs on the table carelessly: "In short, I took out three powerful weapons and gave them to Unit 1 After the three units are equipped, they are actually assigned according to color. The red Unit 2 should get the Ruyi Divine Sword, the blue Unit 0 should get the Splitting Wave Light Gun, and the purple Unit 1... what, what? Why don’t you change the paint of Unit 1 to green? It always feels nondescript if you use a purple bow.”

Ikari Gendo and Fuyutsuki Kozo didn't understand the theory of what colors corresponded to weapons.

But I understand.

Three weapons capable of breaking through the AT force field and destroying the apostles fell into the hands of humans.

"Those weapons...are very powerful?" Ikari Yuantang asked.

Jon thought for a while and said: "It can almost crush the Demon King."

"Demon King, is he very strong?" Ikari Yuantang asked again.

Jon nodded: "Very strong."

"How does it compare with the apostles?" Dongyue Gengzao asked.

"Then the Demon King is almost better." Jon answered firmly.

Hearing this, the commander and deputy commander felt ripples in their hearts.

If what the guy opposite said is true.

Shinji and the others really got something incredible.

And look at ‘Jon’.

Does the opponent have many similar weapons?

Tsk.

He is truly a guy who cannot be predicted by human thoughts.

Ikari Yuantang pushed up his glasses: "Anyway, you helped mankind defeat the apostle. According to the previous agreement, this is yours."

As he spoke, he took out a tightly sealed black box from under the conference table.

Jon took the box without even looking at it and put it into the 'Dimension Public Warehouse'.

Adam's embryo may be regarded as a top-level dangerous item in the eyes of people in this world, but to Jon, it is just that, and its actual value is almost the same as sundries.

As everyone knows, the mere storage of first-hand space has seriously shocked Ding Yuantang and Dongyue Gengzao.

The two looked at each other.

At the end, Ikari Yuantang nodded and said: "In view of the irreplaceable role you played in this battle, I also want to make a deal with you. If there is another apostle invasion, can you still take action?"

"Then it depends on what price you can pay." Jon shrugged.

Ikari Yuantang: "I can give you something secret. That's the only price I can afford."

Jon shrugged: "It depends on your mood. Anyway, I had a pretty good time this time."

After saying that, he tilted his head: "Then, I'm going home for dinner, bye~"

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole person disappeared without a trace in front of Ikari Yuantang and Fuyutsuki Genzo.

Ikari Yuantang has long been accustomed to the various miracles of 'Jon', and looked at his deputy: "What do you think?"

"What do I think? I am pessimistic about the future of mankind, and I don't even think that plan needs to be implemented." Fuyutsuki Kozo said worriedly with his hands behind his back.

Ikari Gendō: "Don't be pessimistic, at least he... is still on the side of mankind for now."

Fuyutsuki Kozo: "Yes, for now. If he gets tired of playing one day, what should we use to resist the destruction of a high-dimensional creature as if it is a play. Just like before you destroy a nest of ants, will you calmly ask the ants for their opinions?"

"First of all, I don't have the hobby of playing with ants. That's something only elementary school students do. Secondly, if mankind really reaches the day of destruction, no matter how hard it is, it can't be saved. I will accept it calmly." Ikari Gendō said calmly.

Fuyutsuki Kozo was stunned for a moment, with a hint of suspicion in his expression: "You have changed, and you are different from before."

"I have died more than once, so it is understandable that I will change." Ikari Gendō raised his mouth slightly from an angle that Fuyutsuki Kozo could not see: "Let it go, I even handed over the Adam embryo..."

"Too unwise." Fuyutsuki Kozo shook his head.

"You don't understand, the value of one Jon is greater than ten thousand Adam embryos." Ikari Gendō put on his signature pose again: "You go to the meeting later, I don't want to face those big men who are constantly arguing and have ulterior motives. I didn't pursue the matter of the Sky Angel last time, but it doesn't mean I don't care."

...

...

'Qiao Family Courtyard' is the name that Jon gave to his residence.

At this moment, there was joy inside the mansion.

Asuka raised her glass: "For another victory."

Without waiting for others to reply, Jon responded directly: "Okay, Captain."

Asuka: ? ? ?

Who is the captain?

Jon blinked and explained, "I complained about Rei Ayanami before, and I always feel a little sorry for you, so Captain Suzumiya, please continue."

Asuka: ? ? ?

This guy is saying something that no one else can understand again.

Forget it.

Don't let some inexplicable guys ruin your good mood.

She coughed lightly and raised her glass again, saying, "Cheers to victory!"

Misato Katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi raised their wheat juices: "Cheers."

A big victory.

It's natural to celebrate.

Under the influence of alcohol, the atmosphere gradually became warm.

After a while, Ritsuko Akagi said that there were some things she wanted to talk to Jon alone.

Jon patted his chest generously, "Go to my room."

Misato Katsuragi seemed to have thought of something, and hesitantly said, "You want to give birth to an alien?!"

Three little ones: ? ? ?

At this age.

Girls always mature earlier than boys.

Asuka's face turned red all of a sudden.

Rei Ayanami seemed very calm, as if she had nothing to do with it.

Shinji scratched his head: "What's wrong with you? Why do you look like that?"

Ritsuko Akagi waved her hand, "What are you thinking about? John and I... um, Mr. John, we are going to discuss some academic issues."

Misato Katsuragi drank her wine nonchalantly: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, we all understand."

Explanation is covering up.

Covering up is the truth.

Ritsuko Akagi had no choice but to go ahead.

John deliberately rubbed his hands, showing a lecherous expression: "Well, I'm going to discuss academic issues, you guys eat and drink well, drink and eat well." (End of this chapter)