A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

No, what is that?

Jon explained at the right time: "According to the color, red matches red, blue matches blue, how reasonable."

Misato Katsuragi seemed to be thinking.

Then she pointed at Shinji: "Why is this child green?"

"It's not important." Jon waved his hand.

Misato Katsuragi opened her mouth, but still said nothing.

She turned and went out.

It seemed that she was going to make a phone call.

About ten minutes later, Shinji and his friends were called away

- A beautiful doctor with a mole on the corner of her eye said that they wanted to do a comprehensive inspection of the alien species.

Of course.

The inspection naturally found nothing.

In the end, it was only confirmed that these alien species did not carry germs.

As for spitting fire and water, controlling plants and so on.

Alas.

Compared with the giant beasts over 300 meters.

These little cuties are almost a threat to human civilization.

If the people don't report it, the officials won't investigate it.

So that's it.

So-

Shinji and his friends have one more hobby in their daily lives.

"Go Bulbasaur, use the vine whip!"

"Damn it! Why, why is my vine whip restrained by your flames."

"This is unfair!"

Similar words are everywhere.

Jon found a white coat from somewhere, acting as a Pokémon doctor, constantly guiding the three people's battle.

Misato Katsuragi watched and suddenly became interested.

Just thinking of the pitfall principle of "the more cheerful, the more vulnerable", she couldn't help but worry about the combat effectiveness of Shinji and others.

Without the AT force field, it is equivalent to adding a real damage buff to the enemy.

Then the question is, can these children handle it?

……

……

"We need more weapons."

"Sorry, I don't understand what you mean."

"Commander!"

"Okay, this matter ends here."

After ending the call, Gendō Ikari pushed his glasses with a cold face.

Inside the house, Ryoji Kaji smiled: "It's really bad, Commander."

"I've shown you some boring things." Gendō Ikari's expression remained unchanged.

After a moment of hesitation, he pretended to accidentally glance at a familiar suitcase and asked knowingly: "What do you want to talk to me about?"

"Just returning the property to its original owner." Kaji Ryoji's expression remained unchanged: "Adam embryo, you know, someone gave it to me. And I absolutely don't want to, 100% don't want to, completely and thoroughly don't want to keep such a dangerous thing around, so-I'm here."

"It sounds like you've become a deliveryman, Kaji." Ikari Gendō still maintained his original posture, not even looking at the box: "But I tell you, I don't want this thing either."

"Here you go again, Commander, you obviously want it very much, otherwise you wouldn't have given that order before." Kaji Ryoji spread his hands and imitated it vividly: "No matter what happens, you must ensure the safety of the suitcase... This is your original words, isn't it?"

"This is a different time." Ikari Gendō crossed his fingers and placed them on the table: "Now, I don't need the Adam embryo anymore."

"Who cares about you." Kaji Ryoji suddenly turned his face and got up and left.

When he reached the door, he suddenly stopped: "You can do whatever you want with it, anyway, I handed it over."

He scratched his head again: "Damn it, the Japanese government has been causing trouble for me recently. As my immediate superior, can you help me share some of the pressure from them?"

Ikari Gendō pretended not to understand: "When did our NERV have any involvement with the Japanese government?"

Kaji Ryoji scratched his eyebrows: "If you don't want to help, forget it. One more day is one more day... If one day you can't see me, Mr. Commander, please buy a pack of my favorite cigarettes and light them in the wind, as a favor for me to return the Adam embryo."

After saying that, Kaji Ryoji left the meeting room.

Only Ikari Gendō was left.

The gloomy man in sunglasses looked at the suitcase.

After thinking about it, he still couldn't help it, opened the box, and carefully looked at the Adam embryo inside.

"The plan was completely disrupted, but it strangely returned to the starting point..." He muttered to himself, looking a little dazed.

After thinking about it, Ikari Gendō seemed to have made some kind of decision. He took the suitcase and went to the laboratory to find Akagi Ritsuko.

Akagi Ritsuko was studying the manuscript that Jon gave her. Seeing Ikari Gendō coming, she asked in surprise: "What's wrong, Commander?"

"I want to transplant." Ikari Gendō got straight to the point.

As he said that, he opened the suitcase and revealed the Adam embryo inside.

Seeing the Adam embryo, Akagi Ritsuko was shocked.

But she quickly calmed down and asked: "What's going on?"

Ikari Gendō told the whole story of the incident half-truthfully.

Akagi Ritsuko couldn't come back to her senses for a long time, and asked worriedly: "Why did Jon do this? This is not in line with normal logic."

"When you use normal logic to analyze an abnormal creature, you are naturally at a disadvantage." Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses: "It is undeniable that the guy is more dangerous than any apostle, so even if he is planning something, we have no power to stop him.

In this case, why not follow our own pace...Continue to implement the Human Completion Plan."

Akagi Ritsuko seemed reluctant and said: "But, isn't transplanting Adam embryos a bit too risky?"

Ikari Yuantang responded calmly: "I will make my own judgment when executing the order, Doctor."

Ritsuko Akagi had no choice but to stop all research and devote herself to Adam's embryo transfer operation.

The operation was successful and the embryo was successfully transplanted into Yuantang's right hand.

The originally intact palm completely turned into a monster, looking ferocious and terrifying.

Ikari Gendo was very satisfied and praised Ritsuko Akagi's skills.

After making some disguises and putting on white gloves, he became the same as before.

"If you feel uncomfortable, tell me at any time." Ritsuko Akagi said to Ikari Gendo seriously with a mask on her face.

Ikari Yuantang nodded.

But what do you think in your heart?

Only he himself can know.

…

…

Three days later——

training ground.

"I'm sorry to pull you out of the hot battle, but you seem to have forgotten... you are the driver, and driving the EVA is your job." Misato Katsuragi's voice sounded in the team.

Asuka replied unhappily: "I am a woman who wants to be the world's best trainer. How can I have extra time and energy to focus on such trivial matters as driving an EVA."

Hearing this, Katsuragi Misato's head was full of black lines.

It has to be said that an alien creature can indeed easily affect the people around it.

Asuka was such a good kid before, but she just couldn't make piloting Unit 2 her ultimate goal in life.

It's only been a few days.

It's over.

Wasted.

They were noisy all day long, talking about what kind of trainer they wanted to be.

Please.

There are only three trainers out of all the trainers in the world.

Is it important to reach the top among three people?

Misato Katsuragi shook her head and changed her words: "Today's training is slightly different because... we have selected the fourth qualified candidate. Come on, Suzuhara, it's your turn to play."

"Suzuhara?" Shinji blinked when he heard the name.

Could it be...'that Suzuhara'?

That's right.

It’s ‘that Suzuhara’.

Suzuhara Touji wore a combat uniform and walked into the combat preparation room with a smile.

"Hey everyone, long time no see. I miss you so much."

"Wow, it's really you." Shinji took the initiative to greet him and looked at Suzuhara Touji with a smile: "You are the fourth qualified person? You are awesome."

Suzuhara Touji scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "What about that? Because the base promised that I could transfer my sister to a better hospital, so I came here."

As he said that, he looked at Ayanami Rei and Asuka: "Lingbo-san, Soryu-san, hello."

Ayanami Rei nodded slightly but said nothing.

Asuka looked domineering: "Huh? This guy is really qualified to be a trainer..."

Halfway through her words, she realized her mistake and quickly changed her words: "Are you really qualified to be a driver?"

"That's why we need to conduct simulation training." Misato Katsuragi said calmly.

Then he said to Suzuhara Touji: "Before officially entering the battle, simulation training is an indispensable link. The base has advanced systems... In short, let Shinji teach you how to correctly enter the injection plug."

Suzuhara Touji responded loudly with a skilled Kansai accent.

Wait to enter the simulated cockpit.

Misato Katsuragi looked at the data on the screen and murmured: "The synchronization rate is a bit low, but it's normal. After all, it's the first time to do this kind of thing."

The base's simulated combat system is indeed very advanced.

in virtual space.

Suzuhara Touji is driving the brand new Unit 3, standing among the high-rise buildings.

"Uh, I feel a little awkward. I really want to vomit." Suzuhara Touji was not used to this feeling.

At this moment, Shinji's voice came from the team's voice: "Relax, don't be nervous, just think of the machine as an extension of your own body."

Hearing this, Suzuhara Touji took a big breath and allowed the LCL solution to enter his lungs.

Don't tell me.

You really don’t want to say that.

Relax.

The theoretical synchronization rate has really increased.

After calming down, he discovered the problem again, and couldn't help but ask: "Well, why do our EVAs have long cables trailing behind them, but Soriu-san doesn't use them?"

As soon as she mentioned this, Asuka was proud: "Hey, hey, don't compare me to a rookie like you. This will make me feel very troubled."

Suzuhara Touji:? ? ?

Shinji explained: "In reality, the No. 2 machine is equipped with the base's newly developed 'blue hole battery' and has an additional independent power source, so it does not need to rely on cables like we do."

"What the hell, this is too convenient." Suzuhara Touji complained.

Suddenly, Katsuragi Misato's voice sounded again: "Although I can't bear to interrupt your chat, the enemy will enter the battlefield in thirty seconds. This time you will face the Water Angels, four of them. There are four in total, so get ready as soon as possible.”

Water angel.

Because it has no special abilities and some messy mechanics, it is regarded as a basic monster by the base.

Also the best sparring partner.

Shinji and the others have fought Water Angel for the first time.

They all showed their sophistication.

However, Suzuhara Touji seemed at a loss as he was pushed to the ground and beaten by Water Angel.

Logically speaking, Shinji should help his teammates get out of trouble.

However, Misato Katsuragi in the headset requested not to interfere in the battle between Unit 3 and Water Angel.

Shinji and the others had no choice but to stand aside and watch silently.

Struggle.

Roll.

Continue to struggle.

Asuka couldn't help but say, "Are you stupid? You can't even handle such a simple apostle?"

Suzuhara Touji: "Stop talking nonsense... I... This is my first time driving an EVA."

"But Shinji's first time driving Unit-01, he beat the genuine Water Angel so hard that even his mother didn't recognize him." Asuka laughed and revealed some "explosive news" that were not considered explosive news.

Suzuhara Touji's clone was directly cut off from the power source by the Water Angel.

Katsuragi Misato couldn't help but cover her forehead: "This kid is still too young."

The simulation ended.

Suzuhara Touji pulled out the injection plug and returned to reality.

He couldn't help but retching.

To be honest, the LCL solution was fishy and smelly, and it was torture to force it into the lungs.

He looked at Shinji: "You don't feel uncomfortable at all?"

"At first, a little, but now I'm completely used to it. This is the most basic requirement for driving EVA." Shinji scratched his head: "Just bear with it, you'll get used to it if you bear with it."

Suzuhara Touji showed a thoughtful expression on his face.

Shinji blinked, moved closer to his friend, and lowered his voice: "Suzuhara, don't be fooled by the top leaders of the base. To tell you the truth, there are many good people in this base, but the top leaders, especially the commander, are simply an unforgivable bastard. Driving EVA is life-threatening. You don't want your sister to not see her brother after she recovers."

After a pause, he said: "Even if you don't think about your family, you have to think about the squad leader. If you die, she will definitely be very sad."

"Stupid... Stupid, why would that guy be sad if I died." Suzuhara Touji suddenly screamed like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

Shinji showed an expression of "you understand and I understand".

Suzuhara Touji sighed: "It's too late. The transfer has been completed. If I give up here, my sister will go back to the original hospital."

Shinji patted his good friend's shoulder: "Don't worry about this. I will talk to the senior people. They won't do anything to your sister."

"Really? Even if I don't drive EVA, my sister can still stay in a good hospital?" Suzuhara Touji asked excitedly.

"Then how can I lie to you? We are good brothers." Shinji agreed immediately.

Suzuhara Touji was moved beyond words.

Misato Katsuragi interrupted unhappily: "Before you said that, didn't you consider the team voice?"

Shinji: "No, I said it on purpose for you to hear. Of course, Miss Misato, I'm not targeting you, but Gendou Ikari. Touji is obviously not suitable for driving EVA, why persecute him?"

Misato Katsuragi: "Maybe, we need more power to fight against the apostles?"

Shinji: "Don't joke, no one knows what Gendou Ikari is thinking better than me. If we want to fight against the apostles, we are enough. Even if we add new power, it shouldn't be an amateur like Touji."

Suzuhara Touji sighed: "I'm sorry, Miss Misato, I may really not be suitable for driving EVA. So, I want to quit."