A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

What is that?

At the same time, the same question came to countless people's minds.

It has sharp teeth and claws, and sharp spines on its back.

Inverted triangular head, thick legs and tail.

The most important thing is...

Isn't that thing a little too big?

In the command room, Jon was holding coffee: "Don't be afraid, my pet is very well-behaved and never bites easily."

pet?

Aoye Shigeru swallowed and looked at Jon with even more awe.

Katsuragi Misato crossed her arms and seemed calm, but in fact she had been numbed by Planet Godzilla.

Ritsuko Akagi pushed up her glasses and silently recorded relevant data.

However, if you look closely, you will find that many values ​​are garbled.

This means that with the current level of human science and technology, it is impossible to accurately capture the specific information of the big monster.

A little further away——

Looking at the giant beast on the screen, the three little ones look at me and I look at you.

Finally, Asuka said in a complex tone: "Are you sure you can destroy that monster?"

"That's obviously Mr. Jon's pet. It's too rude to say it's a monster." Shinji coughed lightly but didn't answer.

Ayanami Rei said truthfully: "That kind of behemoth that is over three hundred meters in size cannot be matched by the eighty-meter-long machine we are flying."

After hearing this, Asuka scratched her hair a little irritably: "Ah! It's really disgusting, where did you find it..."

The words were not finished.

Planet Godzilla takes action on the screen.

I saw it taking steps and swaggering towards the place where the shadow was.

"Attacking directly?" Misato Katsuragi said worriedly: "We don't know what the apostle's abilities are yet. We must at least test it with long-range weapons first."

Jon smiled: "That's not necessary."

As soon as he finished speaking, the darkness crawling on the ground seemed to come alive, squirming and swallowing all objects.

"That shadow is alive!" Ritsuko Akagi reminded.

It's a pity that her reminder was a little late.

Planet Godzilla has rushed into Night Angel's range.

Like a boulder falling into water.

Godzilla plunged down, and strangely splashed dark liquid like water splashes.

The atmosphere fell silent for a moment.

Jon still had the winning expression on his face, as if he couldn't see the picture on the screen.

Aoye Shigeru couldn't help it anymore and reminded in a low voice: "Well, it seems that your pet has been eaten and wiped clean."

For a moment, everyone's eyes were focused on Jon.

Jon changed to a more comfortable position and took a sip of coffee: "Don't worry, let the atomic breath fly for a while."

Atomic breath?

What is atomic breath.

Everyone present was confused.

But soon, they understood what atomic breath was.

But above the screen, a blue light broke through the darkness, like a sword piercing the night.

‘Cola Milk Alps’ trembled violently.

In the blink of an eye, the sphere shriveled up.

It turned into a liquid that humans could not understand.

Planet Godzilla, who had escaped from the dark space, was not polite. He opened his mouth and swallowed Night Angel's body directly.

Jon stood up: "Okay, done."

As soon as these words came out, the scene fell silent.

Is this... over?

Full calculation.

The battle lasted less than three minutes.

No no no.

That's not the point.

The point is that the monster actually ate the apostle's body!

Having said that.

The combat mission has obviously been completed.

Why is that monster still there?

After figuring out the key, many people are not calm.

Jon, however, acted like a normal person, waving to someone and saying, "Anyway, I'm done with my work, and I'll leave it to you."

"etc!"

How could he let the other person leave so easily? Misato Katsuragi said eagerly.

"What's wrong, beauty? Are you going to do something lewd to me?" Jon turned around and looked up and down Katsuragi Misato with a half-smile: "If it's you, it's not impossible."

Katsuragi Misato's head was full of black lines: I don't want to be alienated from you.

It was just an urgent matter, so she had no intention of complaining and got down to business: "That monster, take that monster back quickly."

Jon shrugged: "Your commander asked me to help deal with the apostles, can I help?"

Misato Gecheng replied with a stiff expression: "I helped."

Jon asked again: "Is the apostle dead now?"

Katsuragi Misato's expression remained: "Dead."

Jon spread his hands: "That's fine, the apostle is dead, and the crisis of mankind has disappeared. Isn't it a happy thing for everyone?"

Yes, the apostle's crisis is resolved.

Your 'pet' is still there.

More than 300 meters to that pestle.

It is half a head taller than the tallest building.

Are you sure you're here to help, not cause trouble?

As if reading Misato Katsuragi's inner thoughts, Jon knocked himself cutely: "Hey."

Hey, your sister!

Seeing this, Katsuragi Misato almost ran away.

"If I can't beat you, I will definitely beat you to death." The beautiful first lieutenant muttered in a voice that could only be heard by herself, and ordered without hesitation: "All qualified people, prepare to fight."

"Oh! As expected of Lieutenant Misato Katsuragi who has assumed an important position at such a young age. I really admire this courage and determination." Jon was watching the excitement and did not take it too seriously, and deliberately applauded in front of Misato Katsuragi.

Misato Katsuragi pretended not to see it.

At this moment, the voice of a man in sunglasses came from her headphones: "Wait a minute, don't be impulsive."

"But Commander, you just saw it. If you don't take action, I'm afraid..."

Misato Katsuragi was interrupted by the man in sunglasses before she finished her words: "I just don't want you to waste precious resources. Asuka and the others can't handle it. Let me talk to that guy."

Misato Katsuragi hesitated.

After a while, the man in sunglasses appeared.

With his hands behind his back, he looked like he was infuriating.

Jon sat carelessly: "Isn't this the Commander? What brought you here?"

In order to avoid misunderstandings, Gendo Ikari specially checked the surrounding environment.

That's right.

This is my base.

What the hell is your tone of being a protagonist?

No, no.

I can't follow this guy's way.

After a light cough, Ikari Gendo said in a deep voice: "Mr. Jon, what you did is a little against the rules, isn't it? Our deal is to help the base repel the apostles, but you left your... pet behind.

Well, let's call that 300-meter-long thing a pet.

Are you finally unable to bear it and want to show your deeply hidden fangs to humans?"

"Show your deeply hidden fangs~" Jon imitated the other person and deliberately said something sarcastic.

The man in sunglasses was full of black lines on his head but could do nothing.

In order to ease the embarrassment, he could only look away: "I know what you mean. We are all smart people. You name your price."

Jon: "That depends on what price you can offer. And the labor fee this time, please pay me in advance."

Ikari Gendo pushed his glasses: "As long as I have it, I will give it to you."

"You said so. If I don't kill you, it seems like I look down on you." Jon smiled and pointed to the ground: "I want it. Will you give it to me?"

The man in sunglasses suddenly became very ugly: "Why? I need a reason."

"If you have to find a reason, it's because of love. I fell in love with it on a night without stars~" At the end, Jon actually sang it out.

Ikari Gendo's face was as black as the bottom of a pot: "I don't understand. It obviously has no effect on you."

Jon: "You don't need to understand, just say whether you will give it or not."

The two of them went back and forth.

Use it to refer to everything.

It's like a riddle, no one can understand.

Ikari Gendo had a headache.

The Adam embryo has been given away, and you still want Lilith?

You are too greedy.

But if you don't agree...

He turned his head and looked at the screen.

The giant beast over 300 meters was waiting in place.

It looked quite honest, without any unusual movements.

But Ikari Gendō had no doubt that as long as the person in front of him gave an order, the terrifying monster would destroy everything in front of him.

To be honest, judging from the high-energy light speed detected just now, the monster is much more difficult to deal with than the apostles.

In other words, whether human civilization can continue depends on his thoughts.

Ikari Gendō took a deep breath, "Okay, I promise you, it's yours."

"No way, sir, are you really going to give it to me?" Jon deliberately showed an exaggerated expression: "Just kidding, brother."

Ikari Gendō: ? ? ?

Without waiting for him to speak.

Jon took the lead and said, "You've given it all, so I'll accept it reluctantly."

Then he changed the subject: "But I won't take it away for the time being, you can rest assured about this."

What?

From what you said.

You still want me to thank you, right?

Ikari Gendo was afraid that he would lose control of his temper if he stayed here any longer, so he left with his hands behind his back without even saying hello.

Jon whistled, "Otherwise, everyone likes to do business without capital. The treasure is in hand while you're talking."

Although many people don't know what the treasure is, Akagi Ritsuko can guess it almost exactly.

Recalling what she said just now.

She looked at Jon with some complexity, thinking to herself, "Is it really going to give birth to an alien?"

Only the unexpected.

There is nothing that Joe can't do.

I think Lilith is also quite beautiful...

Clapped his hands gently.

The elder brother disappeared.

Only the traces of battle at the original place can show that a devastating monster once descended on this land.

Facing many complicated looks, Jon waved his hand: "Then I'll take my leave today."

Misato Katsuragi came back to her senses, and swallowed the words that came to her lips.

Aoba Shigeru came closer: "First Lieutenant..."

Misato Katsuragi: "Don't make noise, I'm thinking."

Ritsuko Akagi came over and wanted to give some advice, but she didn't know what to say for a moment, so she could only let Shinji and the others go back first: "There are no other combat missions today, you go."

Shinji listened and chased after them without hesitation.

Asuka also wanted to do this, but she was too thin-skinned, so she had to use Rei Ayanami as an excuse and quickly followed.

Ritsuko Akagi was both amused and worried, and said to Misato Katsuragi: "Those children like Jon very much."

Misato Katsuragi: "Children don't know right from wrong!"

Ritsuko Akagi didn't speak, and also fell into thinking.

On the other side

Shinji kept asking Jon, "Mr. Jon, Mr. Jon, what on earth is that pet? It's so big! Unit-01 looks like an elementary school student in front of it."

Jon: "Don't look down on elementary school students. I know an elementary school student who killed many people at a young age."

"What? Too cruel." Asuka frowned slightly.

Jon spread his hands: "This is what detectives do."

Asuka: ? ? ?

Forget it.

That's not important.

She looked at Jon eagerly: "That's great. I also want to have a pet."

"You want it too?" Jon asked.

Asuka nodded repeatedly.

She was thinking, if she could have a pet like that monster.

Not to mention 300 meters, even if it was 30 meters, it could help Unit 2 in battle.

By then, wouldn't she be the most beautiful kid in the entire NERV!

Jon looked Asuka up and down: "You can have this, but you have to exchange it with something."

"Trade, right? I heard what you and the commander said just now." Asuka patted her chest: "Whatever you like, just tell me. As long as I have it, I will never be stingy."

"You are a little confident now, little girl, have you suffered too little at my hands?" Jon said with a smile.

Asuka was not afraid: "Don't play if you are afraid, don't be afraid if you play, anyway, get what you want first."

Jon touched his smooth chin: "I admire your courage, when you go home, come to my room, I will show you something good."

"Good?" Asuka's eyes lit up.

Shinji was anxious: "I want it too!"

Rei Ayanami hesitated for a moment, and raised her hand weakly: "+1"

"Your +1 is really abstract... but forget it, I just like your abstract look." Jon rubbed Rei Ayanami's hair.

Rei Ayanami subconsciously looked at Shinji.

Shinji scratched his eyebrows, seemingly without any extra thoughts.

Jon couldn't help but sigh: "You are really a natural victim, but forget it, I just like your abstract look, I'll pick a green pet for you later."

He looked at the three little ones and said: "Come on, come on, I'll give you a big reward."

Shinji: "Great!"

Asuka: "Great!"

Ayanami Rei (expressionless): "Great"

...

Wait for Misato Katsuragi to come home after finishing a lot of messes.

As soon as I walked into the living room, I heard a rustling sound coming from Jon's room.

"Be good, open your mouth."

"Don't bite there, I haven't taken a shower today."

"It's so hard..."

Misato Katsuragi: !!! !!! !!!

No.

It can't be what he imagined.

Asuka and the others are all pure children!

Without time to think about it, she broke into Jon's room directly.

Instantly, four pairs of eyes stared at her.

"You guys!" Misato Katsuragi wanted to say something.

Then she looked around the room and was stunned.

She asked in confusion: "Shinji, what are you holding in your arms?"

Shinji showed off by holding up the garlic turtle: "Look, Miss Misato, this is the pet that Mr. Jon gave us, it seems to be called Bulbasaur or something."

Asuka also held up Charmander: "Look at this child, it's very cute, although it likes to bite randomly."

Rei Ayanami: "My pet is Squirtle."

Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle~

Misato Katsuragi: ? ? ?

She stared at Jon blankly.

Jon: "What are you doubting? Do you think I'm in the Kaiyin faction? Your thoughts are really dirty, is this what an adult is? Ugh~ Disgusting."

Misato Katsuragi: ... (End of this chapter)