A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

AT force field disappeared.

This problem...

is a big one.

Misato Katsuragi frowned.

For a moment, she didn't know how to report this situation.

Just then, Ritsuko Akagi came over excitedly: "It's done! I did it!"

Misato Katsuragi: "Wait, talk properly, what did you do?"

"External energy! I have developed a new external energy." Perhaps it was really a breakthrough in technology that crossed the era. Ritsuko Akagi, who has always been rational, actually smiled like a little girl: "Misato, can you understand the meaning? This means that EVA will no longer have to drag the wires that get in the way during combat, and even the entire human civilization will benefit from my research."

Misato Katsuragi: "Congratulations..."

She didn't look very interested.

Ritsuko Akagi was stunned: "What's wrong with you? Why are you unhappy?"

"Because I really can't be happy." With that, Misato Katsuragi moved the screen away: "Come and see for yourself."

Ritsuko Akagi walked over.

After taking a quick glance at it, he couldn't help wondering, "Why is the AT field strength so low? Or are you deliberately suppressing the field and doing special training?"

"It's not special training, the facts are as you can see. Unit-01, Unit-00 and Unit-2, their AT fields are about to disappear." Misato Katsuragi said worriedly.

Ritsuko Akagi pushed her glasses: "How could this happen?"

Misato Katsuragi spread her hands: "The three of them were complaining about me together, and as they were talking, the AT field disappeared."

Ritsuko Akagi: "Oh!"

"What did you say 'oh'? Do you understand?" Misato Katsuragi said unhappily.

"I understand a little, but not much, anyway, leave it to me." Ritsuko Akagi cleared her throat and turned on the team voice: "Shinji, Asuka, and Zero, my research has just achieved a breakthrough, and I have a special reward in my hand, but only those who perform best in training can get this reward, so in the next training, you have to work hard."

As soon as she finished speaking, the field strength of Unit-2 on the screen was instantly raised.

Misato Katsuragi's eyes lit up: "Got it! The AT force field is back!"

Looking at Unit-01 again, the force field has also rebounded.

Only Unit-00 remains at a fairly stable level.

Not high, not low.

There is a strange stability.

Ritsuko Akagi laughed and said to Misato Katsuragi: "Look, the problem is solved."

Misato Katsuragi thought: "In other words, deliberately provoking competition, intensifying conflicts, and creating barriers will strengthen the AT force field... What an unpleasant rule."

"Because EVA and qualified people exist like this." Ritsuko Akagi said with a smile.

Then she looked down at the training ground: "But I didn't expect that in such a short time, the relationship between the three of them could become so good. Theoretically, with Asuka's personality of always wanting to be the first, it should be difficult to get along with her."

Misato Katsuragi sighed and pointed upward: "Thanks to someone, they often have a psychological counseling meeting and a life talk. Everyone is very healthy. Confusion, cowardice, self-esteem, timidity...all disappeared in the inappropriate words."

Ritsuko Akagi said curiously: "I didn't expect our high-dimensional friend to be so kind. In this case, what about you? Didn't you go to talk to him?"

"I thought so, and then I was turned away, and I was told that 'we are all adults, solve our own problems'." Misato Katsuragi said unhappily.

Ritsuko Akagi smiled and lifted her hair: "Then, after the training is over, let Asuka get ready. The first assembly body of the 'Blue Hole Battery' has been decided to be Unit 2."

……

……

The staff was busy.

In the distance.

Asuka was wearing a combat uniform, with her hands on her hips, looking at Unit 2 with pride.

"Wow, I am the strongest!"

Shinji said perfunctorily: "Yeah, right, right."

Rei Ayanami followed suit: "Indeed--"

Asuka suddenly turned around: "Why, you two are not convinced that you lost to me?"

"No, Ayanami-san, are you not convinced?"

"No, Shinji-kun, I feel fine."

"Me too."

"Yeah."

This question and answer almost broke Asuka's defense.

However, after training, she still suppressed her temper and said proudly: "You are jealous, next time I fight, I don't have to worry about the cables behind me. I heard that the new external energy can supply the EVA body with independent action for fifteen minutes."

Shinji: "That's great~"

Rei Ayanami: "Indeed--"

Asuka finally couldn't help it and turned around and left.

Back in the preparation room, she took off her combat uniform.

After thinking about it, she took out her mobile phone and made a call.

Soon, a dead tone came from the other end of the phone.

"What's going on? You're so busy every day. You won't die if you spend more time with me." Asuka muttered unhappily and hung up the call with Kaji Ryoji.

After careful consideration, she dialed another number.

This time, the person on the other end of the phone answered quickly: "Hello, hello, hello?"

Asuka didn't know what she was thinking, so she hung up quickly.

Unexpectedly, the phone actually called back: "Hello, hello, hello?"

Asuka's face changed for a while, she took a deep breath, and pretended to be calm: "What's the matter? It's just a wrong number, is it necessary to chase me?"

Jon laughed: "It's started again, right?"

Asuka: "Start with what?"

"Start being arrogant." Jon said in a relaxed tone: "Let me guess, you must have some good news that you want to share with others, but after searching around, only me, the most idle guy..."

Before she finished speaking, Asuka hung up the phone angrily.

"Why do you guess other people's psychology so accurately? Damn pervert!"

Unexpectedly, an echo came from the preparation room: "It's not a good habit to talk about people's perversion behind their backs."

Jon, who ended the teleportation, appeared in front of Asuka.

He stepped forward to take a look, and then looked away pretending to be nonchalant: "Also, even if I am a pervert, I am still a pervert who is called a gentleman."

Asuka:? ? ?

He was stunned for a second.

She suddenly let out a loud cry: "Ah!!!!"

"Shut up." Jon pinched Asuka's mouth: "I told you, your reaction shouldn't be so big, it's not the first time I've seen her."

Asuka: "Uh-huh."

Jon: "To say the least, you deliberately changed your clothes when I teleported here. Isn't there nothing wrong with you?"

A big question mark appeared above Asuka's head.

It's the opposite of Tiangang, right?

"Don't shout. I'll let you go. I'll agree in the blink of an eye." Jon looked at Asuka and said.

Asuka blinked.

Jon released his hand as agreed.

Then Asuka suddenly swept her legs high: "Go to hell, you pervert!"

How could the fancy fists and embroidered legs hurt Mr. Qiao?

However, he saw Jon dodge nimbly, and came behind Asuka with lightning speed, using a Konoha secret taijutsu technique.

A solid jab.

Asuka suddenly became honest.

Not only was he honest, he was even hurt to the point of crying.

"I am a true feminist. If you attack me, you must be prepared to be killed. Brother Jon is very principled." Jon knelt down and looked at Asuka, who was dying of shame and anger, with tears in his eyes: "It's already very light for you. If you continue to mess around, don't blame me for showing off my tentacles."

Thinking of the translucent threads she had seen before, Asuka suddenly shuddered and gritted her teeth and said, "I will go back sooner or later to take revenge on what happened today... But before that, you turn around first, I have to get dressed."

"What are you afraid of? So, organic matter is trouble." Jon frowned and said some lines that made Asuka extremely confused.

"Organic matter? In your mind, the standard that distinguishes everyone is organic matter and inorganic matter? Can you also have feelings for inorganic matter?" Asuka seemed to have opened the door to a new world. For a moment, she forgot her shyness and humiliation.

"You haven't seen stars burning, you haven't seen the universe go silent. You are just a little human girl on the earth, so you can't imagine the boundlessness of the starry sky." Jon was like a poet, slowly reading out the improvised lines. .

Who would have thought, Asuka was really frightened.

She suddenly felt that 'Jon' might not be a pervert, but just had emotions that humans couldn't understand.

Get dressed.

No clothes.

After all, it’s just a body.

Do humans feel embarrassed when they go to the zoo to see naked monkeys?

In the eyes of the other party, I might be a monkey too...

Just thinking so.

Asuka heard the shutter sound.

When he came back to his senses, he happened to see Jon pointing his cell phone in this direction without even turning off the flash.

"This opportunity is rare." Jon said seriously, his eyes as firm as Captain Charismatic: "Take a photo as a souvenir."

Asuka:......

After a moment, she kicked again: "I'm going to have sex with you!"

…

…

Shinji noticed that Asuka's face was red and hot.

And for some reason, Mr. Jon was also there.

I couldn't help but wonder: "What happened?"

Asuka seemed to have thought of something terrible and covered her ears, looking like she was escaping from reality.

Jon's expression was as usual: "It's nothing. Miss Asuka competed with me, but she was inferior in skill. She took me one of Konoha's Taijutsu Mysteries and one of my muscle blows."

"What kind of move is that?" Shinji obviously couldn't understand.

Ayanami Rei blinked her big eyes curiously.

Asuka: "Don't ask."

Then he glared at Jon fiercely: "You are not allowed to say either."

Jon spread his hands: "I understand that children of your age will always have some unrealistic ideas, but if you fall in love with me because of this, then I'm sorry, I cannot accept your feelings."

"Who would fall in love with you? Go to hell, you pervert." Asuka was furious for many times.

But the strange thing is that not only did she not attack, but she ran away while cursing... well, in a rather awkward posture: "Pervert, idiot, bald man, idiot, idiot, idiot!"

Shinji scratched his head: "Her posture is very strange."

"It is suspected that the lower body was injured." Ayanami Rei said while looking at Jon: "It should be what happened just now."

"What? Do you also want to have a fight with me that puts the dignity of a fighter on the line?" Jon rubbed his hands: "I don't care."

Ayanami Rei: "I refuse."

Shinji: "Um...can I sign up?"

Jon looked up and down: "It's not impossible, but you can definitely withstand it..."

He waved his hand halfway through his words: "Forget it, I'm going to find Misato Katsuragi and the others. The apostles are coming soon. I'm here to subdue the demon according to the agreement."

Subdue the demon...

It sounded like Sun Wukong.

But Shinji didn't want to complain and took Jon to the combat meeting room.

After listening to the details.

Everyone in the room was very serious.

The apostles are coming?

It's not displayed.

Could it be just a misunderstanding?

While thinking about this, a strange picture came from outside.

It's a shadow.

A thick shadow that seems to be transformed into a physical entity.

Like mucus spreading in the city.

"The enemy is attacking, enter the first level of combat readiness." Misato Katsuragi made a prompt decision.

Ritsuko Akagi also returned to her post.

Jon looked left and right, and hooked his hand to a guy with middle-parted shoulder-length hair: "You, you, you, yes, yes, it's you, the one who sounds like Taketo Koyasu, come here."

Aoba Shigeru pointed at himself, looking like he didn't understand the situation.

"It's you, that's right. Go make me a cup of coffee. I want tea coffee, oolong, jasmine, or something like that. Just tea will do, and add coconut milk... Anyway, don't bring me that bitter thing." Jon ordered bluntly.

Aoba Shigeru took a long time to react, then looked up at Katsuragi Misato.

Katsuragi Misato waved her hand: "Go, do as he says. He is the main force in this operation, and meet any of his requirements."

Aoba Shigeru: "Yes!"

After that, he hurried outside to make coffee.

Jon sat carelessly in Aoba Shigeru's original position.

Katsuragi Misato came over: "It's not too late to drink coffee when you come back, so let's quickly eliminate the apostle outside."

"It's just an Alpine lollipop, it can be eliminated at any time." Jon smiled: "Milk cola flavor, it's simply heresy."

Katsuragi Misato: ? ? ?

It was Akagi Ritsuko who unexpectedly understood the meaning of Jon's words.

The ball floating outside was in black and white, with streaks scattered all over the place, just like a milk cola flavored lollipop.

She didn't know what made her laugh, but she actually laughed out loud, causing Misato Katsuragi to roll her eyes.

When Aoba Shigeru brought the oolong latte back, Jon took a sip and raised his eyebrows: "It's okay, you're qualified."

Aoba Shigeru breathed a sigh of relief.

Misato Katsuragi couldn't help but urge: "Now you can go out and destroy that apostle, right? We can't let the disaster expand."

Jon pressed his hand: "Look at you, you're anxious again."

Facing the eyes around him, he yawned: "I've fought with others today, I'm very tired, and I don't want to toss again."

"You!" Misato Katsuragi seemed to want to say something.

Jon suddenly put his hands together: "Psychic technique! Come out my baby!"

On the screen, a wormhole flashing blue light appeared in the sky for no reason, and a hideous head poked out of the hole.

Then, a terrifying beast over 500 meters long descended upon the earth, and roared at the black and white sphere not far away, shaking the universe.

Planet Godzilla, here we go!