A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

This little girl Rei Ayanami is... quite anthropomorphic.

Jon thought that this was the end of the nonsense talk about life.

Unexpectedly, the drunk Misato Katsuragi also came over.

Then, she was rejected.

"How old are you? Don't cause trouble to others if you can't solve your own problems." Jon said to the outside through the door.

Three days later——

"Hello, Mr. Jon, it's been a long time." Kaji Ryoji smiled and handed over the menu: "What do you want to order? The eel here is pretty good."

Jon was not polite. He randomly ordered two or three of the most expensive items and looked at the other person askance: "So, what is your identity in talking to me today?"

"Ah hahaha, I can't hide anything from you. Well, considering your ability, should I use honorifics?" Ryoji Kaji cleared his throat and said seriously: "Well, Jon Sir, please introduce yourself again. I am a member of the Special Inspection Department of NERV.

Of course, as you know, I have another identity.

That's right, I'm a spy from the Investigation Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Neon Government, responsible for investigating some things in the base. "

Jon touched his smooth chin: "It turns out to be Mr. Kaji, a double senior agent of Big Neon and NERV, codenamed Pangolin, disrespectful."

Kaji Ryoji was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Pangolin? That's quite appropriate. Anyway, my job is to penetrate the iron wall of NERV and steal the secrets contained in it... Okay, then I will be a pangolin from now on." "

Jon shrugged and deliberately ignored the topic: "Then why did you come to me specifically today?"

He stared at Kaji Ryoji: "With your intelligence network, you should also know that many, many people are wooing me recently. Since you chose to meet in secret, it means that your representative's position is the Neon Government, so? Can they? What’s the price and what do I need to do?”

Kaji Ryoji said: "In fact, today I do not represent NERV, nor do I represent the Neon Government. I only represent myself. I found you for myself."

Jon became interested: "Xiaosuo."

Blessing Liangzhi was on the right track, and the conversation was extremely smooth: "Here? Isn't that good?"

Jon raised his eyebrows and took out his mobile phone: "I want to tell the police that there is male ketone here."

Kaji Ryoji said "Hey", scratched his head and said: "Based on your usual personality, I thought this level of joking was within the safe range."

"It's up to me to decide whether it's safe or not." Jon returned to his original expression and made the same classic move as Ikari Yuantang: "Tell me what you want from me, and by the way, talk about the chips you can give."

"The chips...it sounds like I'm taking a gamble." Kaji Ryoji smiled: "Well, I am indeed taking a once-in-a-lifetime gamble, so I'll tell you the truth, Mr. Jon. , I only have one question to ask, please tell me the truth about the changes in the world.”

"The truth is sometimes a sharp knife, killing people without blood." Jon blinked: "Are you sure you want to know the truth about the world, even if it costs your life?"

Blessing and good governance: "I am absolutely sure that this is the meaning of my life and I live for it."

Jon nodded: "OK, I can tell you the truth about this world, but what can you give? You can't just think of nothing."

Kaji Liangji leaned forward slightly and asked, "I heard that you have the Adam embryo in your hands."

Jon admitted openly: "Yes."

"Whatever you want, I will pay for it." Kaji Ryoji is a thief.

However, Jon did not accept this trick: "If you say that, then let's stop talking. It's time to eat and drink, and it's time to drink and drink. Just don't talk about business."

Kaji Ryoji was anxious: "Don't."

He explained half-truthfully: "It's not that I mean to be deceitful, but I really don't know what can attract you, and I really want to know the truth. That desire exceeds everything else."

Jon thought for a moment, then suddenly let go: "Forget it, I don't think you can give me anything I want. But in exchange, you will do three things for me. Do you accept it?"

"Doing something? With all due respect, you have great powers. You don't need anyone else to do what you want to do." Kaji Ryoji said.

The corner of Jon's mouth raised slightly: "It's like if you like to play video games, no matter how tough the enemies are, if you just turn off the power, nothing will happen. But I'm the kind of person who wants to play games, you know? When necessary I'll turn it off, but turning it off all the time makes the game boring."

Kaji Liangji said in a daze: "I see, I understand..."

Jon saw it and raised three fingers: "Then, let me tell you about the third impact, and focus on the third impact."

Kaji Ryoji was stunned for a moment, looked around, and said with some worry: "Right here? At this moment?"

Jon waved his hand casually: "Don't worry, as long as I don't want others to notice us, others won't notice us. If you don't believe me, you can stand up and shout to the people around you, 'All eyes are on me, look at me, look at me, I Announce something, I'm a sentinel."

Bless good governance:? ? ?

Inexplicably, why would he suddenly declare himself a sentinel?

But.

He frowned and thought for a while, then really stood up and raised his hands: "All eyes are on me... I am a sentinel!"

The diners around him should eat and drink as if he didn't exist.

Kaji Ryoji sighed from the bottom of his heart: "What a miraculous ability."

"It's not that there's something wrong with the place you chose, otherwise it wouldn't be so troublesome. The lobby... are you asking for help to eat in the lobby?" Jon sneered.

Kaji Ryouji scratched his head and explained: "After all, it's a private matter and I can't reimburse you for it. I don't have much savings... so... haha."

certainly.

This is just rhetoric.

Secret agents' private contact with high-risk targets is a signal in itself.

If he enters a relatively private room again, no matter how hard he explains afterwards, the people above him will not believe him.

Jon saw through it without saying anything, so he cleared his throat and said: "Then, let me first talk about the three shocks from a superficial level."

Kaji Ryoji nodded repeatedly: "Please tell me."

Jon: “First of all, impact represents a collision in the physical sense of collision or explosion, but it refers to the macroscopic impact on all mankind.

The first impact, regarding the origin of human beings, to put it simply, is that an alien came, and the celestial bodies turned into cosmic dust, and soon became satellites.

At the same time, it left Egg of Life A, codenamed Lilith, underground.

In contrast, the earth itself is also home to the egg of life B from ancient times, code-named Adam.

The two eggs of life each gave birth to many lives, and humans are the descendants of Lilith. "

He had just grown up, and Kaji Ryoji was no longer calm. He looked weak as if he had lost his SAN too quickly and could not hold on.

"Humans..." he hesitated: "Didn't they evolve from ancient apes?"

"I'm talking about worldview setting, don't talk about modern science with me." Jon frowned.

"You continue, you continue." Kaji Ryoji drank some water to calm down his shock.

Waiting for Jon to say what he is most concerned about, matters related to the Second Impact.

“Second Impact is a long process of many things coming together, including but not limited to:

Antarctic expedition to find Adam;

Discover the target and study Adam;

Establish a secret base and recruit famous scientists from all over the world;

An experimental site where some kind of secret experiment was conducted to transport the Longinus gun to the Antarctic;

Adam woke up as predicted, rose to the ground, and spread his wings of light;

The Gun of Longinus failed in its attempt to seal Adam, and the Gun of Longinus sank to the bottom of the sea;

The awakened Adam wants to launch ‘Genesis’ and reset the life of the planet;

The experimenter activated Adam's self-destruction system, Adam's AT force field was reversed, the core was shattered, and the resulting explosion shattered Adam himself;

The huge energy released by Adam's self-destruction caused melting of Antarctic glaciers, geomagnetism, deflection of the earth's axis, and climate change. "

Blessing good governance:…

Silence expresses a subversion of the worldview.

He wanted to say something, but when his words reached his lips, they turned into a dry laugh of unknown meaning.

After waiting for a long time, Ji Liangzhi said bitterly: "Because of the experiments of those scientists, the global population plummeted by 50%, and billions of people...are gone for this reason."

As he spoke, he remembered something: "The so-called Adam embryo..."

"The remaining body of Adam was recovered by SEELE and restored to an embryonic form, and then sealed in resin. You personally handed it over to Ikari Yuantang, and then Ikari Yuantang handed it over to me. But that old guy had no good intentions. , Just treat this place as a bank vault to avoid pressure from the top." Jon looked at Kaji Ryoji's expression and said, "Why don't you just come here today? I think you can't stand it anymore."

Blessings for good governance: "I can withstand it."

Jon: "You can't stand it."

Blessing Liangji: "I can withstand it!!!"

Jon: "Why are you shouting so loudly?"

Bless good governance:? ? ?

Jon: "Well, next is the third impact that is about to start. In fact, you have discovered the clues, right? The conflict between NERV and SEELE is about to surface. But because the third impact has not yet appeared, I All we can say is that in the end all human beings will be affected and return to their original state.”

"What does it mean to return to the original state?" Kaji Ryoji didn't quite understand.

But Jon had no intention of explaining, so he took away the secret realm and exposed the two of them to the public eye again.

After waiting for the food to be served, he went to taste the food which was said to be quite good without any politeness.

Blessing Liangji was left alone in his seat, deep in thought.

After drinking and eating, Jon left decisively and left the Adam embryo behind: "Ikari Yuantang put the things here with me, and I put the things with you. You don't have to take good care of them, so that's it."

"Wait a minute, Mr. Jon." Kaji Ryoji suddenly came back to his senses and called out to Jon.

"What? Do you have anything else to do?"

Ryoji Kaji: "Is it really okay to hand over such a dangerous thing to me?"

"There's nothing wrong with it." Jon shrugged: "Actually, I didn't tell you everything. The so-called third impact, returning to the original is just one of the endings. If you take a closer look, there are other endings. Even if I am interested tomorrow Together, if you summon something, you can modify a certain broken book and bring about the destruction of mankind in advance. "

Kaji Ryoji swallowed and said, "Please be sure not to do that."

"Haha, who knows? Anyway, the next time the apostles attack, I will be invited to help out again. Since it is a rare opportunity, I plan to do something different."

After leaving a word, Jon waved his hand and left.

Kaji Ryoji looked at the Adam embryo with complicated eyes, thought for a while, put it away properly, and left the restaurant in a hurry.

…

…

"Have you noticed that our AT force field has become weaker?"

During a training session, Asuka suddenly said something out of the blue.

Ayanami Rei said calmly: "There is no definite data to support it..."

Shinji: "Ah, I have a similar feeling, that the AT force field is getting thinner and thinner, and sometimes it even disappears?"

"Yes, yes, that's it." Asuka agreed repeatedly.

At this moment, Misato Katsuragi's voice sounded in the team voice: "What are you guys doing? Train seriously."

Asuka said a little unhappy: "Anyway, the candidates for the next attack on the apostles have been decided. We are training so hard, but we will just watch the show from the sidelines."

"Stupid, don't pin the hopes of all mankind on an alien." Misato Katsuragi scolded.

Shinji hesitated for a moment, but decided to speak for John: "Mr. John is a good man."

'If he is a good man, then there will be no bad people in the world. 'Misato Katsuragi thought secretly.

But she didn't want to argue with a teenager about some trivial things, so she changed her words and said, "In short, sweat more in war, bleed less in war, and train quickly."

Ayanami Rei pointed out the grammatical error in Misato Katsuragi: "It's sweat more in peacetime."

"I hope you can be safe when fighting. Okay, stop talking nonsense and continue training." Misato Katsuragi said a little angrily.

"It's obviously what I said wrong, and I don't let people correct it."

"Women of this age are like this, they can't get married, and their self-esteem is too strong."

"Don't do housework in peacetime."

"Yes, yes, and always drink."

"Drinking? That can be considered alcoholism, okay."

"Don't do housework in peacetime."

"Rei, can you stop repeating the same sentence all the time?"

"...The cooking is terrible."

Misato Katsuragi: ? ? ?

No.

Are you here to train, or to have a rant?

Thinking so, she glanced at the value displayed on the screen, suddenly rubbed her eyes, and shouted, "Stop, stop, stop!"

Shinji and the others didn't understand.

Misato Katsuragi confirmed again and again, and couldn't help swallowing her saliva: "AT force field...disappeared..."

AT force field, in a broad sense, can be regarded as the embodiment of spiritual power.

Simply put, the more withdrawn, the more awkward, the more eager to be alienated from others, the resistance will be reflected in the force field.

Misato Katsuragi recalled the words she just complained about, and pinched her eyebrows helplessly.

You three opened your hearts to each other just because you complained about me, isn't it a bit too much?

Although from a personal emotional point of view, she is very happy to see such a thing.

But from a human perspective, you three are equivalent to automatically removing your armor.

In this way, how can you fight well? (End of this chapter)