A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Shinji didn't say anything.

He didn't say anything, and Ikari Gendō didn't say anything either.

The father and son just looked at each other.

The atmosphere was quiet and a little weird.

After an unknown amount of time, Ikari Gendō pushed his glasses and said, "Forget it, if you don't want to talk, don't talk. Have a good rest. There are still training tasks to come."

Hearing this, Shinji smiled, "Even if you keep this in your heart, I think you care about me. In the final analysis, I am just a useful tool in your eyes."

Ikari Gendō: "Otherwise, what else do you want me to think of you as?"

Shinji's smile became brighter and brighter: "Don't say hello, I'm hello, and everyone is hello. Playing a parent-child game like playing house, at least you have to be like a human being."

"Are you a human being?"

"Are you really a human being?"

Two questions.

One stronger than the other.

Ikari Gendō's expression remained unchanged: "My personal self-identity is insignificant to the cruel situation that all mankind is facing. If I can lead mankind through the crisis, it doesn't matter whether I am a human or not."

"Ha, you admitted it yourself." Shinji pointed at Ikari Gendō with a smile, as if he had caught some flaws.

But soon, he put away his smile: "Go away, monster."

Ikari Gendō: "You have a good rest."

After he finished speaking, he took the initiative to stand up and put down the peeled apple.

When there was only one person left in the ward, Shinji suddenly became very angry.

He had the urge to smash everything.

But in the end, he remained calm and took a big bite of the apple just now.

"Pah, it's disgusting."

...

...

"Hey."

"I'm not saying hey, I'm saying..."

"Okay, okay, don't repeat those lousy jokes."

Asuka stood in front of Jon with her hands on her hips, looking smug: "Did I do well last time?"

"I didn't expect you to be able to stab someone's eyes, what a scary woman, so scary, I have to stay away from you." Jon hugged his arms in fear.

Asuka was so upset: "Are you sick?"

"I can't help it. In order to prevent you from falling in love with me, I have to act like a bitch again and again." Jon spread his hands: "I also know that my charm is hard for most people to resist, but little girl, please respect yourself, okay?"

"Huh? Why don't I respect myself?" Asuka was not convinced.

Jon pointed at her: "Don't always walk around in front of me in a vest. Girls should learn to have boundaries."

At this point, he rubbed his hands: "Why not change into combat uniforms?"

Asuka is not stupid, she saw through Jon's trick at a glance: "What do you think combat uniforms are?!"

"One-piece latex suits are very popular." Jon said seriously: "Everyone likes to see this."

"Who are you?"

Asuka was unknowingly led into the ditch by Jon again.

Fortunately, she was determined and coughed lightly: "The facts prove that I, Soryu Asuka Langley, am the best pilot!"

Jon clapped his hands in cooperation: "Yes, yes, that's right."

This reaction caught Asuka off guard: "What, you just agree? You're being sarcastic, belittling and suppressing, bring it all to me."

"Why do you need to do this? You are the best." Jon's eyes were sincere: "Otherwise, why would the only blue power battery be installed on the No. 2 machine? It means that not only I think so, but everyone thinks so."

"Ah this... hehe... I'm not that good actually." Asuka blushed and scratched her head shyly.

"You are so charming when you look shy, oh! You are worthy of it, long live Asuka-sama." The good words were thrown out like they were free. Jon's mouth was like a machine gun, and it never stopped after it started: "Elegant, so elegant."

Asuka: "There's no need to flatter so exaggeratedly."

"Yes, yes, and I'm just telling the truth, how can it be considered flattery." Jon raised his thumb and gestured in front of Asuka: "Does this world not allow people who tell the truth to exist?"

This time Asuka really couldn't resist.

The little girl is a donkey that goes with the flow.

You have to coax her, not pull her.

But considering the factor of tsundere, she still blushed and said a lot of things against her will.

For example, "Even if you praise me, I won't be happy", "There's no need to talk about obvious facts back and forth", "There's no best, only better, just wait and see how I perform in the future."

No matter what the other side said, Jon just nodded and smiled.

Asuka was satisfied.

Leaving the room, her steps were all frivolous.

What a coincidence.

This scene was seen by Misato Katsuragi.

The beautiful lady was anxious: "How dare you do that to a little girl!"

"To be precise, I did it with my mouth." Qiao En's expression remained unchanged: "Do you want to try it too?"

Misato Katsuragi: ???

What are you trying? You are not allowed to try it.

She wanted to say that.

But when the words came to her lips, they turned into "You can try it."

Qiao En laughed: "Give me money."

No, I want money!

Misato Katsuragi was shocked.

Qiao En spread his hands: "From the looks of you, it seems that you have not noticed how much benefit you have gained. Haven't you noticed that your complexion has become better and better recently, and your complexion has become more and more rosy?"

Misato Katsuragi: "Yes, there are some..."

"That's it, beauty and beauty, no matter how many people ask for it, I can't get it." Qiao Wen rubbed his hands: "If you don't want to pay, you can just put on the combat uniform and show it to me. You know, you guys can just Such a mouthful.”

"Where did this big guy come from?" Misato Katsuragi became more and more confused.

Jon ignored it and conjured up a battle suit with his backhand: "I have all the clothes ready."

Misato Katsuragi:? ? ?

Although but.

Finally, she agreed to this unreasonable request.

…

…

A cigarette afterwards.

Better than a living god.

certainly.

Jon doesn't smoke.

There are other people smoking.

Mr. Qiao huddled under the quilt with an aggrieved expression.

Misato Katsuragi's head was full of black lines: "It was you who bullied me, not me who bullied you. Who are you acting for?"

Jon: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Mom and Dad, I'm not clean anymore..."

Katsuragi Misaki was surprised: "You also have parents?"

"It's so rude. Why can't I have parents? The family is happy and harmonious, the relatives are widespread, and the Qiao family compound is full of joy. Do you understand the value of this?" Jon stopped pretending and stuck his head out from under the quilt.

Misato Katsuragi: "I thought that special existences like you were just an exception in the universe."

Jon: "What do you know about the universe? Do you know where the end of the sky is? You don't know. You will only use your beauty to seduce me, an old monster who has lived for 180 million years."

Sometimes there are a lot of flaws in this statement.

However, Katsuragi Misato has gradually mastered the skills of getting along with Jon.

That is selective ignorance.

"The commander is doubting me and has been contaminated." Putting out the cigarette, Katsuragi Misato said with a wry smile: "To a certain extent, his suspicion is very reasonable."

Jon looked at the people around him: "Indeed -"

Are you satisfied?

Overflowing.

If this is not considered pollution.

What else counts as pollution?

Misato Katsuragi continued: "So I thought, instead of being depressed and suffering from suspicion, it would be better to live a relaxed and happy life. At least according to human aesthetics, you are a rare handsome guy, and you are strong enough and have unlimited energy."

Jon: "Thanks for the compliment."

After a pause, he asked: "So, what is your request?"

"How rude. Who do you think I am?" Misato Katsuragi said, "I'm not the kind of woman who relies on business to achieve her goals."

"You just put on your combat uniform."

Katsuragi Misato said with a dark face: "I have my own pursuits and beliefs."

"You just put on your combat uniform."

Misato Katsuragi: "Can you please stop mentioning the battle suit?"

"I just recorded a video."

"Go to hell, you alien monster!" Misato Katsuragi suddenly burst out in anger.

Then he encountered ruthless suppression by Mr. Qiao.

Under Yinwei's earnest drive, she quickly surrendered: "I was wrong, I was wrong, please spare me."

"So, if you have any requests, just ask them honestly." Jon put his hands on the pillow: "We are all adults, there is no need to be secretive."

Taking a deep breath, she spoke slowly.

After hearing this, Jon made an OK gesture: "Deal."

"So - this is not a deal, you bastard!" Misato Katsuragi broke through the defense for a very rare second time.

…

…

Looks rosy and energetic.

It’s time to say it or not.

Joe is simply a tonic on the move.

Even the staff in the department couldn't help but admire: "First Lieutenant looks much younger recently."

Katsuragi Misato's heart moved, but she pretended not to take it seriously: "What? I wasn't young before."

"No, no."

"No way."

"A lieutenant always shines with glory."

Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms and said, "Okay, okay, one by one. Don't just flatter me and go back to work quickly."

"yes--"

At this moment, Ritsuko Akagi came over.

Without saying anything, looking at Katsuragi Misato's face, she couldn't help but admonish: "You must learn to exercise restraint and don't fall into another trap again and again."

Three black lines appeared on Katsuragi Misato's forehead.

Deliberately skipping this topic: "Is something wrong?"

"Of course there is something. I think I have observed the movements of an apostle." As he spoke, he handed the folder in his hand to the other party, Ritsuko Akagi said: "The enemy comes from outside, you know, the vast universe, in a certain sense Even considered aliens.”

alien?

Misato Katsuragi is very sensitive to this word.

Open the file and read it carefully.

The more he looked at her, the darker his face became: "In other words, if we can't stop it, it will cause an irreversible disaster."

"Yes, and a special energy wave was detected on that apostle, which is suspected to cause pollution, mental and spiritual pollution." Ritsuko Akagi looked serious: "Before irreparable disaster is caused, we must do Make a decision."

Misato Katsuragi knew what Ritsuko Akagi meant by 'decision'.

Unit 1, Unit 0 and Unit 2 are all currently under maintenance.

He couldn't barely support his movements with mechanical prosthetics like last time, let alone fight against the apostles.

Then there is only one option - call in foreign aid.

Use magic to fight magic, and aliens to fight aliens.

"But..." Misato Katsuragi seemed to have doubts: "That guy will not obey our orders easily."

There is a price to pay for asking someone to take action.

Ikari Yuantang paid for the Adam embryo.

Ryoji Kaji put himself on the line.

Misato Katsuragi was forced to do all kinds of embarrassing plays.

She couldn't imagine what kind of price John would have to pay to repel the apostles from outer space.

"What about Unit 3? Isn't Unit 3 almost repaired? We can't always trouble others, especially to paralyze a guy who is already troublesome." Misato Katsuragi expressed a different opinion.

"Unit 3 is not that seriously damaged, but its automatic combat system is completely destroyed. If you want to restart it, you must have a willpower beyond that of an ordinary person... or fight in pairs." Ritsuko Akagi calmly analyzed the situation in front of her: "If it is Shinji and Zero, their synchronization rate must reach at least 80% to have a chance of starting Unit 3."

"Here we are talking about the synchronization rate between the two of them, not the synchronization rate between them and Unit 3. There are too many reduction zones, and I am afraid that Unit 3's ability cannot be fully exerted."

"And even if Unit 3 is activated, how to defeat the apostle in outer space is also a question worth pondering. If Shinji can use that kind of high-energy sword light, it will not be a big problem. But you can also see that the charging time of that move is too long. If there is no teammate to cover, it is very easy to be interrupted."

One by one, all analyzed.

Ge Chengmei couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Why are the apostles more powerful than each other? I still prefer the Rain Angel who was killed by a machine gun."

Akagi Ritsuko: "That guy's strong acid... Forget it, it's completely meaningless to say these things. You are the combat commander, and your opinions can influence the decisions of the superiors to a certain extent."

Katsuragi Misato waved her hand: "You think too highly of me. There is only one person who can make the final decision in this base, and that is the commander. I am a soldier. Soldiers are bound by their duty to obey orders. I will do whatever the superiors say. That's all."

Different from what was expected.

Ikari Gendō learned about the situation and considered the pros and cons in a very short time. He called Jon without hesitation:

"Mr. Jon, save."

Brief and to the point.

Jon: "Money?"

Also brief and to the point.

Ikari Gendō: "It's up to you."

Jon: "Really?"

Ikari Gendō: "Really."

Jon: "OK."

The time the two of them communicated was definitely no more than one minute.

A shady deal was finalized.

…

…

Asuka hugged Jon’s legs: “You can’t leave!”

Jon was helpless: “Don’t do this, Xiang-sensei, don’t do this, I’m scared.”

Asuka: “I know everything. NERV wants you to take action to deal with the apostles again, right? Why? Why do you want to deprive me of the meaning of survival?”

Jon: “Aren’t you going to be the world’s number one trainer?”

“There are only three trainers in the world!” Asuka emphasized.

Jon touched his smooth chin and said with a strange look: “Is there a possibility that there are only three pilots in the world, and it doesn’t seem that you are competing for the first place…”

Asuka: “I don’t care, I don’t care, anyway, I want to go with you.”

Jon heard it.

What deprivation of the meaning of survival.

You just want to stick to me, right?

I really can’t do anything with you, red screaming chicken.

Who made me so soft-hearted.