A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Wuhu, take off!

Asuka was very excited.

But others didn't think so.

Especially a certain commander of NERV.

"No." He said: "Asuka can't leave here."

"Huh?" Before Jon could speak, Asuka looked unhappy: "What qualifications do you have to control me!"

"In theory, I am indeed qualified. How can you, a small pilot, talk to the highest commander?" Jon said sarcastically: "I control the world, I control everything, I can control everything, I can't control everything, I have a temper?"

Asuka is worthy of being influenced by Joe, and she quickly caught up with the rhythm: "I'm so scared."

Ikari Gendo: ...

One by one.

These pilots have all learned bad things!

I heard that there was an incident of the disappearance of the AT force field before?

If he didn't know it was impossible, he really wanted to find another batch of qualified people!

Ikari Gendō: "From an official perspective, every pilot is precious. I can't let you go on an adventure in outer space, especially without a body.

From a personal perspective... forget it, let's start from an official perspective. Anyway, I don't agree."

Asuka made a face: "Idiot~"

Baka baka, those who wear sunglasses are all bastards.

Ikari Gendō was so angry that he almost lost his character.

It's absurd.

It's absurd!

Where is my dignity as a commander?

But think about it carefully.

I have been beaten so many times by my own children, how can I have any dignity.

Forget it.

Good words can't persuade the damn ghost.

This little girl is not afraid of pollution, so let her go out.

As long as Shinji stays on Earth obediently.

After some negotiations.

Asuka achieved her goal.

She was so happy that she even walked lightly.

I heard that Asuka was going to "fight side by side" with John.

Shinji also wanted to go.

But in the end, Misato Katsuragi persuaded her to stop.

The Angel, codenamed Bird Angel, was getting closer and closer, and was about to approach the satellite orbit.

Although she couldn't drive the machine, Asuka still habitually changed into combat clothes.

It should be said.

Normal Xiang and one-piece tights Xiang are completely two different people.

Jon couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Asuka proudly puffed out her chest: "How about it, you have seen my charm as a woman, right?"

"I have seen it, I have seen it, it's worthy of you, Miss Asuka." Jon applauded exaggeratedly.

Asuka was embarrassed.

Clearing her throat, she asked: "So, what are you going to do?"

"Do it? Now!" Jon pretended to be shocked.

Asuka somehow understood the meaning of this joke, and was anxious and embarrassed: "Don't make such a tasteless joke to me."

"This is the famous line said by the great Marleyan warrior Reiner Brown to his good friend Xiaobei. How can it be a tasteless joke?" Jon asked back.

"What is a Marleyan warrior?" Asuka blinked.

Jon raised a finger: "You don't need to know so clearly, you just need to know that he is a man who likes to sit down."

Asuka: ? ? ?

Being interrupted like this.

Most of the excitement is gone.

Just then, Misato Katsuragi came over: "Please start fighting as soon as possible. The speed of the apostle's attack is very fast. In another 2 hours, 3 minutes and 02 seconds, it will break through the atmosphere and officially break into the earth we live on."

"How can it be accurate to the second? Forget it, that's not the point. The point is, am I going to go with bare hands like this?" Jon stretched out his hand to Misato Katsuragi: "There must be some handy things."

Weapons?

Does this mean asking for weapons?

Jon looked at Misato Katsuragi steadily: "I heard that there seems to be a fork gun under the base."

What fork gun.

Where did the fork gun come from.

Misato Katsuragi was confused.

Jon rubbed his hands: "I don't really want it, don't get me wrong, I really don't want it."

Asuka looked at the side with a frown on her face.

Evaluation: a poor imitation of tsundere.

So this is how others usually look at me?

Oh.

Yes, it's hard to bear.

Misato Katsuragi didn't know what Jon was talking about.

But someone knew.

Soon, the voice of a man in sunglasses came from the headset.

"Give"

One word, simple and powerful.

Ge Chengmeili realized that there must be some dirty deal involved here, and said with a straight face: "The commander agreed, you can get that... fork gun."

"Okay, okay, that's enough." Jon smiled, and didn't rush to find the weapon. He turned to look at Asuka: "Are you ready?"

Asuka nodded: "Ready."

Jon suddenly raised his voice: "I can't hear you!"

Asuka was startled.

What's wrong with this?

Jon refused to give up and pretended to listen.

Asuka said with a stiff face: "Ready!"

"Call me Captain."

"Ready, Captain!"

Jon was finally happy: "Who lives in a big pineapple in the deep sea?"

Asuka: ? ? ?

Jokes aside.

When it comes to doing business, Jon is also very efficient.

He played a trick on Asuka.

He teleported the girl to outer space.

Before Asuka could understand what was going on, the starlight of the universe shone on her.

She was so frightened that she screamed and threw herself into Jon's arms.

Jon:

look up.

A huge luminous object approaches quickly.

He is truly an apostle codenamed Bird Angel.

This apostle is huge.

The whole body is exuding a dazzling light, which makes people feel dizzy when looking directly at it.

In other words, Jon added protection to Asuka.

Otherwise, just observing will lead to inevitable contamination.

Of course, to Jon, this pollution was no different than the breeze blowing on his face.

Are you polluting me?

Then don't blame me for being rude.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

Asuka vaguely saw a slender figure.

It's dark and doesn't look right.

Then she fell into a hallucination.

The miserable childhood passed before my eyes over and over again.

Fortunately, because of special protection, she was able to examine her childhood growth from a relatively objective perspective.

Not only that.

She also saw something else.

Colorful and strange.

A picture unfolded before her eyes, and the huge amount of information almost made her brain explode.

At this moment, a hand was placed on Asuka's shoulder.

"The universe is huge."

Asuka turned around and met a pair of eyes as gentle as jade.

There is no more lightness of ordinary times.

The darkness is deep, revealing mysteries that cannot be described in words.

"Don't shut yourself away, and don't deliberately seek the approval of others. You don't live in other people's comments."

Asuka seemed to understand.

Just a few words can make her change, unless she is directly brainwashed.

But what is certain is that the girl's mood has indeed changed slightly.

Thousands of years may have passed in the hallucination.

In reality, it may only be a moment.

Command room——

"No response so far."

"No action."

"There was no request for support."

If it weren't for the need to stabilize the morale of the army, Katsuragi Misato would be so anxious that she would want to run around in circles.

What on earth is that guy doing?

We have obviously arrived at the combat position, why haven't we started yet?

Do you really have to watch a comet hit the earth to be happy?

Just as the thought came to mind, the blurry figure on the screen suddenly moved.

Coming, the big one is coming!

Is it a high-energy light wave?

Or a deconstruction attack that cannot even explain the principle.

Everyone is looking forward to it.

What they didn't expect was that Jon just made a few random moves.

Very familiar action.

It was so familiar that I couldn't even remember it for a while, but I always felt like I had seen it somewhere.

Aoba Shigeru swallowed and said with some uncertainty: "What, is he doing radio gymnastics?"

After reminder.

Everyone reacted.

Isn't it?

It’s the kind of radio gymnastics that kids would gather together to do in the summer!

"Are you kidding? The wealth and life of all mankind should be entrusted to such a person..."

Some people were unhappy at the time.

Katsuragi Misato can be said to be calm.

But if you look closely, you will find that she always holds her arms tightly.

Suddenly, Ritsuko Akagi walked in: "What's the situation? Is the crisis resolved?"

Misato Katsuragi: "Not yet. Our savior is facing the apostle from outer space, otherwise he would do radio gymnastics. Do you have any clue?"

It's a coincidence.

As soon as he finished speaking, the apostle on the screen collapsed.

Collapse from the inside out, unstoppable collapse.

The atmosphere in the room was silent for a second.

Then there was a huge cheer.

"Great, we are saved!"

"I knew that guy would be able to defeat the apostles."

"Always support any decision made by the commander."

Facts have proved that anyone has the potential to change faces in Sichuan Opera.

Katsuragi Misato breathed a sigh of relief.

If you are not in tune, you will not be in tune.

Finally, the chain was not dropped at the critical moment.

Ritsuko Akagi's worry continued: "Don't celebrate in a hurry, the situation has changed!"

Get a reminder.

Everyone suddenly came to their senses.

Bird Angel is indeed falling apart.

But the problem is.

The size of this apostle is too huge.

The speed of collapse is not as fast as the speed of fall.

In other words, the crisis is not over yet!

"Hey hey hey, what on earth is going on?"

"Hurry up and calculate the falling position."

"Don't forget it. If such a big apostle really falls, the whole world will be affected."

"We're fucked……"

Let’s just say that all human beings have the potential to master the face-changing skills of Sichuan Opera.

He was obviously happy just a second ago.

The next second I started to hold my head in despair.

Another room——

Ikari Yuantang also learned the latest information.

But it's different from others.

He is very calm.

"Believe first, then believe, and finally believe." He said.

Fuyutsuki Kōzao smiled bitterly: "I gave away the Spear of Longinus just for a simple word. I really can't judge whether your behavior is right or wrong."

Ikari Yuantang pushed up his glasses: "He wants it, but if I don't give it to him, won't he grab it? You also know that the fate of mankind is just a game to him. If he is willing to play, it means it is a good thing. If he is not willing, it is a good thing." I’m going to have a headache just because I’m playing.”

Dongyue Gengzao: "You always have your own reasons."

Focus on reality.

The problem is still not solved.

If we can’t stop the bird angel from falling.

Then today will be the last day of human civilization.

Ikari Gendo: “Don’t worry, wait a little longer, I believe things will turn around.”

Will we win?

Guaranteed to win.

How could Jon not see this problem that anyone with an IQ of 80 or more can see?

When Asuka almost came back from her spiritual training, what she saw was the scene of the bird angel falling continuously.

“Eh? What is this!” The red screaming chicken began to cry.

“It’s very simple. This thing has the attribute of mental pollution, but for me, while it pollutes me, I can also pollute it, so it becomes like this.” Jon explained briefly.

Mental pollution?

No wonder I saw so many strange pictures before.

No, no.

That’s not the point.

The point is that this thing is falling continuously!

The earth can’t stand it.

“That’s why I asked for weapons before.” Jon smiled and took the initiative to hook Asuka’s neck.

The sudden intimate action made Asuka at a loss.

In a blink of an eye, a gun appeared in Jon's hand.

A red gun.

Like a cake fork.

"What is this?" Asuka asked.

Jon: "Want to know? Let me pierce your eyes and tell you."

Asuka: ? ? ?

Jon's smile remained unchanged: "Watch out, baby, this is how the gun is used."

After that, he casually threw the Spear of Longinus forward.

Accelerate, get bigger, accelerate, get bigger!

In just three or four seconds, the Spear of Longinus restored its original size, with enough power to puncture the planet, and nailed it hard on the bird angel.

Because it had been polluted by Joe, the bird angel didn't even open the AT force field, like a hot knife cutting butter, it was penetrated thoroughly.

Sound cannot be transmitted in the universe.

But Asuka clearly felt that the bird angel was exploding inch by inch, making a thunderous sound.

Jon laughed, then recalled the Spear of Longinus, retracted his pupils, and used the impact force to bring Asuka back to Earth.

"A once-in-a-lifetime bungee jump, breaking through the atmosphere from outer space, please hold me tight!"

Asuka:...

I know this even if you don't tell me.

It's really exciting.

It's really uncomfortable.

Although Asuka won't be hurt because of the special power, she still feels her face burning.

It's like a strong wind going against the wind.

It's almost that kind of pain.

...

...

The moment the bird angel disappeared.

Or, the moment the Spear of Longinus appeared.

Ikari Gendō left the room.

The deepest part of the underground.

The white apostle nailed to the cross began to recover because he had no power to suppress it, and mysterious objects similar to human legs kept popping out.

Ikari Gendō pushed his glasses, looked up and looked at the white apostle.

The atmosphere was silent.

…

…

“We won!”

“We won!”

“It’s great to survive another day.”

Countless celebrations, endless excitement.

Misato Katsuragi slumped in the chair, feeling that all the strength in her body had been drained, and she felt indescribably uncomfortable.

But fortunately.

The problem was solved.

Without EVA, the bird angel was shattered.

As for the price paid, the fork gun…

Forget it.

That’s not a problem she should consider at this level.

In short, being able to survive is better than anything else.

Ritsuko Akagi was also smiling.

However, her eyes always stayed on the big screen.

Pushing her glasses calmly, the beautiful doctor murmured to herself: "You must have your reasons for doing this, Jon."