A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

‘Green Dolphin Prison’

Women's prison, examination room.

In a daze, Xu Lun felt a hand touching his body.

She was so frightened that she quickly opened her eyes.

What came into view was a big face like a pancake.

"Miss, you're awake." The short, fat female guard wearing a light blue uniform smiled obscenely, "It's time for the jail inspection."

‘Jail check’?

Hearing this word, Xu Lun was a little unable to recover.

Suddenly, many pictures flashed through her mind, and she suddenly became excited, "Wait a minute, I don't want to go to jail, I'm innocent!"

"Sweetheart, every prisoner here says he is innocent." The female guard looked at Xu Lun with sticky eyes, "Be good, take off your clothes."

Xu Lun was like a little white rabbit being stared at by a poisonous snake, and he suddenly got goosebumps all over his body.

Fortunately, another tall and thin female guard arrived in time.

"Kongtiao Xu Lun."

She glanced at Xu Lun on the ground and spoke slowly, "Your number is FE40536. In this prison, as long as you are summoned with this number, you must report it immediately, whether you are eating or using the toilet."

The tall and thin female guard raised her tone and said, "Do you understand?"

Xu Lun was silent for a few seconds and reluctantly said: "I understand."

The situation is stronger than that of others, so I have to bow my head.

She took a deep breath.

Don't panic.

Always stay calm in this situation.

It's not hopeless.

In addition to the stand-in who works sometimes and sometimes doesn't work, she also has helpers!

Although somewhat suspicious.

But, that guy should be trustworthy.

The two guards were very satisfied with Xu Lun's attitude and took off the straitjacket in three strokes.

After regaining his freedom, Xu Lun shook his hand and patted his shoulder pretending not to care.

Once, twice, three times.

The tall and lanky guard's face darkened, "FE40536, what are you doing? Take off your clothes!"

Xu Lun was secretly worried.

Didn’t I say that if I take pictures three times, the star-shaped birthmark will appear?

Where are the people!

"My shoulders are sore, please relax a little." Xu Lun forced out an ugly smile.

As she spoke, she patted the birthmark on her back shoulder three more times.

"FE40536, take off your clothes!" The tall and lanky guard scolded sternly, "No tricks!"

Hearing this, Xu Lun bit his lip.

He took off his upper body clothes stiffly.

It's a coincidence.

The moment Xu Lun took off his coat, a transparent door suddenly appeared in the examination room.

Jon stepped out of the door and met Xu Lun's slightly dull gaze.

"Hey, I'm busy." He turned his head awkwardly, "How about I come back later?"

Xu Lun was dumbfounded.

The two female guards were also dumbfounded.

At this time, classmate Little D flew out from behind Jon and effortlessly implanted a 'thought stamp' into the subconscious minds of the two female guards.

Xu Lun: ∑(O_O;)

What the hell!

Jon knew that his stand-in's style of painting was outlandish and could easily cause people to lose SAN points.

He coughed dryly, attracting Xu Lun's attention again, "Well... you put your clothes on first."

Classic score twice

After coming back to his senses, Xu Lun blushed and hurriedly put on his coat.

Jon pinched his eyebrows helplessly.

Maybe it's because of 'once reborn, twice familiar'.

This time, Xu Lun's mentality adjusted quickly.

She stared at Jon and said with a complicated expression: "You are right, my lawyer has been bribed by Romeo a long time ago.

Not only that, he even bribed the judge and jury. "

Having said this, Xu Lun clenched his fists and gritted his teeth and said: "That guy who suffered a thousand cuts, I will make him look good sooner or later!"

"Yes, yes, we must not let him go." Jon responded very cooperatively.

Xu Lun was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I will make him pay the price he deserves!"

"Yes, yes!" Jon nodded repeatedly.

"I"

"Yeah!"

Xu Lun looked at Qiaoen speechlessly.

Jon looked at Xu Lun innocently.

The two stared at each other for a long time.

In the end, it was Xu Lun who was defeated first.

"Forget it, let's not mention him."

Xu Lun frowned and changed the topic, "What's the matter with you?"

"Me?" Jon pointed to himself.

"I promised you'd show up after three taps, but what happened?" Xu Lun made a 'six' gesture and waved it in front of Jon's eyes, "It took six taps before you came!"

"Well." Jon scratched his eyebrows, "There is a reason."

Without waiting for Xu Lun to ask, he spoke first: "Okay, stop chatting, it's time for you to start a colorful prison life."

Xu Lun:? ? ?

Excuse Me?

It took a long time.

Damn it, you're not here to rescue me!

Xu Lun's face was full of displeasure, "Are you kidding? Instead of letting me suffer here for seventeen years, you might as well kill me directly."

Then, her eyes flashed, as if she had made some kind of determination, "Even if you don't help me, I will never accept such a result.

No matter what the cost, I must regain my freedom from this "sea of ​​stones"! "

At the same time, the blue substitute appeared quietly behind her.

Under Qiaoen's gaze, Xu Lun said word by word: "You once said that everything in the world has its name, and the substitute is no exception.

In this case, my substitute, Kujo Xu Lun, will be ‘Stone Free’ from now on! "

Hearing this, Jon gave a thumbs up in approval, "Free stone? What a good name."

"What 'free stone' means is 'freedom of stone'!" Xu Lun corrected with a black line on his head.

Jon smiled and said, "If you say yes, then that's it."

Xu Lun seemed to have noticed something, "Hey, are you questioning my naming skills?"

"No!" Jon waved his hand quickly, "Your naming skills are obvious to all."

Xu Lun:.

Taking the initiative to ignore this topic, Jon said in a relaxed tone: "For some unspeakable reasons, I can't save you for the time being.

I can go to jail with you, though. "

Going to jail together?

Xu Lun thought he was hallucinating.

She pointed to the floor, "This is a women's prison."

Jon nodded, "I know."

Xu Lun: (_?)

Good guy, he is just a pure Riddler!

At this moment, the two female guards woke up.

Seeing Xu Lun and Qiao Qiaoen, they reacted for a second and said in unison: "FE40536, FE40396, what are you doing?"

Xu Lun's head was filled with questions.

Wait a moment.

What's going on?

Jon, on the other hand, looked calm and said, "Sorry, sorry, we'll leave right away."

After saying that, he pulled Xu Lun and left the examination room.

On the way to the cell, Xu Lun hesitated several times.

Jon didn’t hide anything and explained: “My stand-in ability can change people’s subconscious.

In the eyes of outsiders, I, like you, are both tender and beautiful girls. "

Jon Joestar (×)

Tequila girl second generation (√)

Xu Lun was stunned and speechless.

After thinking for a few seconds, she suddenly frowned, "That's not right, even if you can change the subconscious minds of the two female guards. Along the way, we met so many prisoners and guards, but no one saw the clues."

Jon smiled slightly, "It's very simple, just change the subconscious mind of everyone in this prison."

Meeting Xu Lun's surprised eyes, he smiled and said, "I'm not idle these days."

Xu Lun was completely speechless.

I would rather put in the effort to change everyone's subconscious than save me.

This person is really outrageous!

Go through the doorway and into the holding area.

The depressing feeling came to his heart, and Xu Lun sighed.

When Jon saw it, he hummed softly: "Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, hold on to the iron windows and look out~"

The sorrowful thoughts disappeared instantly, and three black lines appeared on Xu Lun's forehead.

"dislike?"

Jon blinked.

After coughing a few times, he started freestyle again, "Hey, life in prison is so hard, it's so heart-wrenching one step at a time, it's heart-wrenching!"

"Shut up!" Xu Lun said angrily.

Jon chuckled, "Okay, I'm just going to jail. What a big deal."

Isn’t ‘going to jail’ a big deal?

Xu Lun couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

At this time, a familiar figure flashed past in the peripheral vision.

She looked somewhere as if feeling something, and her eyes suddenly turned red.

"Asshole!" Xu Lun gritted his teeth angrily, "How dare you show up in front of me so arrogantly!"

The person who appeared in the field of vision was the unscrupulous lawyer who had received illegal money.

Xu Lun held on to the iron bars tightly, his chest heaving violently, "Even if I spend my seventeen years of youth as a ghost, I will never let you go!"

‘Bah bang bang. ’

Jon clapped.

now it's right.

Not taking revenge overnight is the 'golden spirit' passed down from generation to generation by the Qiao family (actually it is not)!

Xu Lun came back to his senses and looked at Qiaoen dissatisfied.

Jon was puzzled: "Look at what I'm doing, do you want to do it or not?"

Xu Lun:? ? ?

After a long while, she hesitated and asked, "You won't stop me?"

"Why are you stopping me?" Jon urged: "Hurry up, why are you acting like a bitch, killing someone and still moaning."

I thought it was raining, but it turns out you made me speechless.

Xu Lun was numb.

Jon curled his lips, "It's not like me, the elder, is talking about you. It depends on your potential. I remember back then, Jotaro and I fought from Tokyo to Cairo. We raised and dropped our knives along the way, and the blades were curled. We were stunned. I haven't slept for more than fifty days."

Ah this

Too many flaws.

For a moment, Xu Lun didn't know what to say.

"Let's do this." Jon patted Xu Lun's shoulder and said earnestly, "I'll give you a taste."

After saying that, he pointed casually.

‘piu! ’

Hundreds of meters away, the lawyer fell to the ground.

Xu Lun's eyes widened immediately, "You, you, him."

"Well, I killed him."

Jon admitted it openly.

Immediately, little D classmate waved his left hand.

‘Reverse flow of time’ is activated!

Under the influence of the power of time and space, the dying lawyer stood up again and rubbed his face as if he had seen a ghost.

Jon turned his head, "Now, it's your turn."