A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

a few days ago.

America, ‘The Joestar Estate’.

"Strange, why is it useless?"

Jon looked at the 'arrow' in his hand and said with a depressed look.

Opposite him, classmate Little D thought for a moment and gave a simple and easy-to-understand example.

[The evolution of the avatar is similar to XP. As long as you accept more exciting play, the threshold will increase. I have been stabbed twice with 'insect arrows', and ordinary 'arrows' can no longer satisfy me. 】

Jon: .

Something is very wrong with my stand-in!

Little D classmate spreads his hands.

[The stand-in is the external manifestation of the main body’s spiritual power~]

Then, its tone became solemn.

[Now that things have happened, I can only continue to evolve if I go to "heaven" or obtain the "remains of a saint". 】

Jon blinked, "I understand, let's go to the Green Dolphin Prison to confront Father Pucci."

Little D’s classmate quickly dissuaded him.

[It’s useless, this world, and the world of Josuke and Giorno, because of your appearance, “fate” no longer favors Father Pucci. 】

After pondering for a moment, Little D continued.

"I mean, we can find a world where Father Pucci is destined to go to "heaven", and then..."

Before he finished speaking, Jon suddenly interrupted: "Kill him, right?"

Unexpectedly, Little D shook his head.

[On the contrary, we must obey the choice of "fate" and help him ascend to "heaven". 】

Jon:? ? ?

Ah this

I can't understand.

Little D raised his finger and started his wonderful metaphor again.

[Even a child with weak hands can easily pull out a seedling, but if you want to harvest sweet fruits, you need careful care and patient care. 】

Jon suddenly realized.

"To put it simply, it's 'picking peaches', right?"

Student D nodded.

[Obedience to "fate" is to change "fate"; giving hope to the enemy is to make the enemy completely despair. 】

Hearing this, Jon grinned and said, "As expected of me, Mr. Qiao's substitute, his wickedness is the same as mine."

Little D’s classmate hooked the main body’s shoulder.

【Who made us partners? 】

Jon touched his smooth chin.

He felt more and more like a certain broad-headed man with a monocle.

Taking his place in someone else’s god-making ceremony (×)

Steal someone else's destiny the moment they ascend to "heaven" (√)

Time returns to the present.

"Now, it's your turn." Jon looked at Xu Lun with encouraging eyes, "Let me see the power of the 'Free Stone'."

"As I said, my substitute is 'Freedom of Stone'!" Xu Lun replied with an unhappy look on his face.

Then, she took a deep breath.

The ability of ‘Freedom of Stone’ is activated.

Before the newly resurrected lawyer could escape from the fear of death, a silk thread was wrapped around his neck.

Xu Lun looked solemn and said through the silk thread: "It's surprising, Will."

A familiar voice rang in his ears, and the lawyer was extremely nervous, "Are you Xu Lun?!"

"Haha." Xu Lun smiled, "What do you think?"

Beads of sweat flowed from his forehead as if he wanted no money. Although the lawyer didn't understand what was going on, he still begged for mercy simply and neatly: "Xu Lun, Xu Lun, don't be impulsive. Listen to me. It really doesn't concern me." It's all Romeo's fault!

I.

I'm just a pawn in his hands! "

Hearing this, Xu Lun's eyes almost burst into flames, "Do you think I will believe it?"

She said word by word: "I have nothing to do with Xu Lun, and I have been labeled as a bad girl by others. Anyone who dares to mess with me will be beaten so hard that they can't even get out of bed;

After I beat up the bully and the trash, I haven't been able to go back to school yet;

When the bosozokus on the street dared to blow up the street in the middle of the night, I smashed their cars. This kind of thing is even more common.

However, even I can still distinguish the disgusting hypocrisy and evil! "

Xu Lun stared at the lawyer, "Will, you have to pay the price for your actions!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the thread of 'Freedom of Stone' suddenly tightened, and the lawyer's face suddenly turned purple.

At this moment, classmate Little D interrupted the connection between Xu Lun and the "Freedom of Stone" with lightning speed.

Xu Lun's consciousness sank.

After coming back to her senses, she looked at Jon with a puzzled face.

Jon didn't say anything, just pointed.

‘piu! ’

The lawyer who had just escaped death suddenly died of anger.

Xu Lun was silent for a while, then said in a hoarse voice: "Thank you."

Jon patted his granddaughter's head with a kind expression.

Xu Lun couldn't hold himself any longer and kicked out, "Get out!"

Jon dodged easily.

Then, as if nothing happened, he said calmly: "Let's go, I'll take you to the cell."

Xu Lun:.

really.

Being considerate and gentle is all an illusion!

"Ladies, I am the director of this prison - Locke Baroque."

In front of the open space in the cell area, the strange-looking director raised the pink crocodile doll in his hand, "And her, this girl's name is Miss Charlotte, come and say hello to everyone."

"Hello everyone~"

Baroque spoke in crude ventriloquism while playing with the doll.

Including Xu Lun, the newly imprisoned prisoners were speechless.

But Jon watched it with gusto.

"Miss Charlotte, in order to prepare these ladies mentally, please explain the rules of the 'Green Dolphin Prison'." Baroque said in a kind tone, "Otherwise, it will be very troublesome to cause trouble."

Then, he used the doll to explain the rules and regulations of the "Green Dolphin Prison" one by one.

“Our prison, like the philosophy of our country, values ​​freedom and equality, and everyone can roam or exercise freely within the prescribed areas.

They are free to make phone calls, bathe and read freely, and model prisoners are also given the right to watch television.

Some people have acquired professional skills here, and some have entered university through hard study.

However, the rules here are also very strict.

First, it is prohibited to remove the bracelet with the prisoner number on it.

Second, prisoners are prohibited from borrowing items from each other.

Third, possession of metal objects is prohibited.

fourth"

After Lin Linzong said more than 30 things, Qiao Qiao and Xu Lun were brought into the cell area by the guards.

The cell block has four floors.

The bottom is the dining room and shop, and the remaining three floors are cells.

When many female prisoners who were resting saw new people arriving, their eyes suddenly glowed green, like hungry wolves who have seen a fat sheep.

Some were brave enough to whistle directly at Jon.

No way~

Who has the best looks among this batch of new prisoners?

Xu Lun is not stupid.

I know that Jon is attracted by Juan.

She suppressed her smile and whispered, "I'm curious, what do you look like in their eyes?"

Jon's expression remained unchanged, "Want to know?"

Xu Lun nodded hurriedly.

Qiaoen hooked up his hand and asked Xu Lun to come over, tapping the other person's eyebrows lightly.

In an instant, the scene in Xu Lun's eyes changed slightly.

——Standing in front of him is a gentle girl with black hair hanging down her shoulders and fair skin.

‘She’ is like a glass of elegant and sweet brandy, exuding the aroma of honey and sweet orange.

Xu Lun: (⊙_⊙)

It was really outrageous. My mother opened the door for me. It was outrageous.

This look, this figure, this temperament.

Tell me, such a perfect girl is actually a man inside?

Meeting Xu Lun's eyes, Qiaoen (♀) smiled slightly and said in a casual and slightly lazy tone: "How about it, I look good."

"Hiss~"

Xu Lun couldn't help but gasp.

Yes, yes, this is the reaction you want!

With his evil taste satisfied, Jon smiled evilly and removed his granddaughter's 'thought seal'.

Returning to "reality", Xu Lun breathed heavily.

‘Jon Joestar’

What a terrible man.

What evil power!

At this time, Ames accidentally saw Xu Lun and quickly came up to him, "Hey! Xu Lun!"

Xu Lun turned his head and gave a stiff smile, "Long time no see, Ames."

Walking closer, Ames magically pulled out a few bills from the seam of his clothes and skillfully handed them to the guard escorting Xu Lun.

"Brother guard, we have arrived at the cell area. My friend will not mess around."

The guard rubbed his fingers.

Ames quickly handed over a few more bills.

The guard smiled with satisfaction and said to Xu Lun and Qiaoen: "FE40536, you are room 206, FE40396, you are room 207, when the free time is over, go back to the cell.

Otherwise, don’t blame me for being rude! "

Before Xu Lun and Qiaoen could speak, Ames spoke first: "Don't worry, we won't cause trouble."

The guard took a deep look at Ames, said nothing, and left with crab steps.

After the guard left, Ames smiled again, "Xu Lun, didn't you say you were innocent? Why were you imprisoned?

How many years were you sentenced to, two years, or three years? "

Two years?

Three years?

Are you looking down on me too much?

Xu Lun pursed his lips and said truthfully: "Seventeen years."

"Seventeen." Ames held his head in his hands in disbelief, "Xu Lun, what on earth did you commit?"

"Well, it's a long story."

Xu Lun had a bitter expression and looked like he didn't want to talk anymore.

Seeing this, Ames had a look and did not continue to ask.

She hooked Xu Lun's shoulders and said, "The past is in the past. Since you shared a lot of my money, my sister will protect you from now on."

With that said, Ames looked at Jon, "Little girl, are you and Xu Lun together?"

Oh ho, it’s over.

Xu Lun became anxious and covered Ames' mouth.

Ames:? ? ?

No, did I say something wrong?

"Ames, he is Jon, not some 'little girl'." Xu Lun looked serious, "Do you remember?"

"Hmm." Ames nodded.

Jon smiled, "Don't be so nervous. I'm not a scumbag who kills innocent people indiscriminately. Xu Lun, you can catch up with your friends while I go somewhere else."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

Xu Lun breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, she was really afraid that the lawless guy would become angry and casually shoot Ames.

Ames was confused.

What's going on?

"Ames, remember, don't provoke Jon, that person is very dangerous." Xu Lun took a deep breath and warned solemnly.

"Uh-huh!"

Ames nodded again.

After receiving the guarantee, Xu Lun let Muscle Sister Gui go.

Ames subconsciously took a few steps back and complained: "Xu Lun, you look like you have thin arms and legs, but you are quite strong."

Xu Lun smiled sheepishly, "Anyway, just don't provoke Qiaoen."

"I know, I know, you're so long-winded." Ames waved his hand angrily, "Let's go, I'll take you to the cell."

‘Deja Vu Yan Returns’

Three black lines appeared on Xu Lun's forehead.

One of them counts, why does everyone want to send themselves to a prison cell?

Complaints are complaints.

People have to face reality eventually.

Under the leadership of Ames, Xu Lun went straight to the second floor.

Jiegui originally wanted to support Xu Lun and send her sister into the cell in person.

However, Xu Lun rejected her, "Just stay here."

The mountains fall, but everyone runs.

Only by being independent and self-reliant can we hope to leave here!

Ames didn't force it, and said: "When you have free time, you must come to the dining room to find me."

"Yes." Xu Lun agreed happily.

Waving goodbye to Ames, she walked into Room 206 alone.

The room was very clean.

In addition to bunk beds and desks, there is also a toilet and wash basin.

Sitting in front of the desk was a woman in her twenties. She crossed her legs and ate biscuits without concealing her gaze, looking Xu Lun up and down.

Xu Lun took the initiative and said: "I am Xu Lun, a man who will live here in the future. Please give me your advice."

The woman wiped her mouth and said, "Hello, my name is Quess."

She raised the cookie box and asked, "Want some?"

"No." Xu Lun politely refused, "A lot of things have happened recently, and I have no appetite."

Quess was noncommittal.

Xu Lun casually threw his personal belongings on the lower bunk, "That."

Unexpectedly, the polite and easy-going Quesi suddenly got angry, picked up a chair and threw it at her, "You sow, the lower bunk is mine!"

When we first met, we called him a sow?

Kongtiao Xu Lun is angry!

‘Stone Freedom’ flew out from behind and easily knocked away the incoming chair.

Quesi's face suddenly turned ugly.

She stared at the blue stand-in behind Xu Lun and said tremblingly: "You actually have one too."

Um?

Xu Lun was stunned for a second and then asked: "Are you a substitute?"

Quisi licked her lips, "I don't know exactly what a substitute is, but I did gain some strange abilities."

She pointed at Xu Lun's left shoulder, "For example, making people shrink!"

"What!?"

Xu Lun was shocked.

At some point, a terrifying-looking stand-in had landed on her shoulder.

"That's it now, 'Gu Gu Wow'!" Quesi shouted excitedly.

Xu Lun, who had little combat experience, was tricked and his body shrank visibly to the naked eye!

"Asshole!" Xu Lun was secretly worried.

She tried to wrap the 'Freedom of Stone' around Quesi's neck, but was easily dodged by the other party.

Things took a turn for the worse!

the other side.

Temporarily separated from Xu Lun, Qiaoen wandered around the cell area as if he were taking a walk in his own back garden.

Not long after, he found what he was looking for on the road leading to the music room - the entrance to the 'Ghost House'.

Jon didn't hesitate and pushed the door straight in.

"sorry for disturbance."

Emporio, the owner of the 'ghost house', was dumbfounded when he saw the stranger who suddenly broke in.

Anna Sui and "Weather Forecast" who were invited by Emporio were also dumbfounded.

Jon smiled gently.

"Hello, are you interested in chatting?"

Thanks to "That Holy Light Is Worth a Stop" for the 10,000-coin reward, and I wish the boss a prosperous future.

Thanks to "Last Beam of Sunshine" for the 1,500-coin reward, and I wish the boss all the best.

Thanks to "Heaven's Endless Heart" for the 158-coin reward, and I wish the boss good health.

Thanks to "Unfettered" and "Bandit King" for the 100-coin reward. I wish the boss good luck in his work.

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