A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

(I am not a professional Marvel author, so if there are any plot holes, please ignore them)

Now, there is good news and bad news before Jon.

The good news is that Quill successfully prevented "Avengers 4" from happening.

The bad news is that this guy died together with Thanos, and opened the multiverse before his death.

Jon doesn't know much about the multiverse either.

The only thing he knows is that these universes are so chaotic that he can't even figure them out!

Looking at the six dim 'Infinity Stones', Jon was silent.

Just now, he defeated several senior agents who called themselves the 'Time Administration'.

However, Jon did not kill them.

Because he knew that the current situation was caused by himself.

anyway

Peter Quill is a man who has the uncanny ability to mess up anything.

To be honest, is it so difficult to simply give yourself a punch?

Thousands of words combined into one sentence

——As expected of Lord ‘Star-Lord’, he can easily do things that ordinary people cannot do!

Lowering his head, Jon said to the bruised and bruised detectives: "Guys, how about we have a calm chat?"

"I have nothing to talk about with you. All those who destroy the sacred timeline will be judged!"

The black female agent behaved with great backbone.

"Trial? Who will judge me? You or your immediate boss?" Jon asked calmly.

The black female detective spoke word by word, "Of course it is the supreme court." "

"That's right." Jon said noncommittally.

Then, he did something that everyone expected

——Raise your hands above your head and squat down slowly.

He looked like he was at a loss.

The agents who had been tortured so much were numb.

Just kidding?

Give us a good beating and then surrender.

In other words, this plan was in vain, right?

"What are you waiting for? Take me away quickly." Jon shook his arms.

Detectives, look at me and I look at you, don't dare to act rashly.

Finally, the black female agent who took the initiative to talk gritted her teeth, stood up, and handcuffed Jon with special handcuffs.

Jon looked at his 'new bracelet' with interest and nodded: "It's been a long time since I've worn handcuffs. When I put them on, I still felt nostalgic."

As soon as he opened his mouth, he knew he was an old criminal.

Hearing this, the black female agent's face turned darker.

Zero time zone dimension, Time Variation Management Bureau.

"Name."

"Jon Joestar."

"Race."

"Called human."

"Humanity?"

"Uh Earthlings."

"I want to remind you not to lie in front of me, so I'll ask you again, race."

"The ultimate life form, a warrior of the Absolute clan!"

"."

"I see that you are not going to cooperate with our work."

"I'm very cooperative. Whatever you ask, I'll answer."

"Look over there. That thing is a lie detector. Did you see the bright light flashing on it? Humph, you are not an ultimate life form at all, a warrior of the Absolut clan."

"Now that I have been discovered by you, there is nothing I can do. As you can see, I am not the ultimate life form, nor am I a warrior of the Absolut clan. I am the beacon of all living beings and the gate of ten thousand gates. Jon... Joestar, too.”

"."

"Look, it's not bright, it's enough to prove that what I said is the truth."

"Okay Mr. Joestar, no matter who you are, it is an indisputable fact that you destroyed the sacred timeline guarded by the Time Administration. According to the rules, you will be tried by the "court" and then completely erased. "

"I don't."

"."

"I said, I don't."

"Jon Joestar, this is not your intention"

“I’m here to solve problems, not to be treated like a problem.”

The words are not speculative.

Jon stood up.

The detectives in the interrogation room suddenly became extremely nervous.

After scanning the surroundings, the corners of Jon's mouth raised slightly.

The next second.

A long, thin black shadow flew out from behind him.

In an instant, hundreds of transparent filaments directly trapped the agents into rice dumplings.

"Sorry, your laws don't work on me." Jon said calmly.

As he spoke, he untied the collar around his neck and tossed it away like trash.

"Call your person in charge here and tell him that I want to have a good talk with him."

When a prisoner becomes so arrogant, Jon can be regarded as the first to open the Time Management Bureau.

He doesn't run or make trouble.

Just sit there quietly.

Not long after, a man in a suit came to the interrogation room surrounded by detectives.

"Hello Mr. Joestar, I am the director of the Time Variation Administration. You can call me Mr. Alternate."

Mr. 'Alternate' looks very ordinary, like a middle-class social animal that can be seen everywhere.

Jon reached out his hand and said, "Hello."

Mr. 'Alternate' hesitated for a moment, but still held hands with that hand.

The atmosphere relaxed.

The director of the Time Administration took the opportunity and said: "I'm already here. You can let those innocent agents go."

Jon naturally agreed to everything.

Feeling the thoughts of the main body, Little D took back the transparent filament, and the agents who were tied into rice dumplings suddenly felt like they had received amnesty.

Mr. 'Alternate' waved his hand, "Okay, now it's time for Mr. Joestar and I to talk privately. You don't have anything to do here."

"But Director." The white detective responsible for interrogating Jon wanted to say something else.

But when he met the eyes of his top boss, he decisively swallowed the rest of his words.

The agents left the scene in an orderly manner.

Soon, only Jon and Mr. 'Alternate' were left in the interrogation room.

Jon took the initiative and said, "Before the conversation begins, I would like to understand what the 'Sacred Timeline' is."

Mr. ‘Alternate’ was slightly startled.

However, he still said truthfully: "You should know that parallel universes exist. Although they are rare, some people have discovered parallel universes.

So, they began to attack each other and fight each other.

Long ago, a powerful being forcibly ended the war across the multiverse.

In order to prevent the war from resuming, he isolated the timeline of his universe and used it as a template, defining it as the 'Sacred Timeline'.

The Time Variation Management Bureau was also created to monitor the status of the entire multiverse, ensure that each parallel universe develops according to the sacred timeline model, and prevent new branches that are completely different from the sacred timeline regulations from the birth of the universe to the end of time. "

As he spoke, he sighed.

"Everything was fine until you appeared."

Jon: ┐(｀)┌

With a slight cough, he decided to apologize a little first, "I didn't expect that my impulse would cause so much trouble."

"Trouble?" Mr. 'Alternate' couldn't help but smile bitterly, "What you have caused is not just a 'trouble', the entire sacred timeline is about to collapse."

Ah this

Jon couldn't help but sneer, "It's not that serious."

Mr. 'Alternate' didn't waste any time and directly used the high-tech device in his hand, which was like a tablet, to create countless projections in the interrogation room.

For a moment.

Different images flashed before Jon's eyes.

Stars rise and fall, everything comes and goes.

Most of those parallel worlds fell into silence.

The rest are either struggling or on the road to struggle.

Jon was numb.

It shouldn't be.

Logically speaking, it just shattered an 'Infinity Stone'.

Isn't that thing in the Time Variation Management Bureau no different from the Yuhua Stone in the fish tank?

how so!

Mr. 'Alternate' secretly observed Jon's expression and felt relieved.

this reaction

Um.

It shouldn't be some villain like the ultimate evil or the shadow of all things.

Jon was puzzled.

At this time, Mr. 'Alternate' gave the answer, "You must be thinking that with the strength of the dimensional barrier, the smashing of the 'Infinity Stones' in a single universe will not blow through the entire sacred timeline.

In theory this is indeed the case.

As the multiverse opens, we can't afford to waste any time, just sort out and correct it.

But have you ever thought that the smashing of the 'space gem' was just a spark, and the real explosive was someone else."

At this point, Jon reacted, "You mean - me?"

"That's right, Mr. Joestar, you are the cause of the collapse of the Holy Timeline."

Mr. 'Alternate' spread his hands and said, "Although I don't want to admit it, you have a power that we don't understand at all. It is this power that interferes with the normal restoration of the sacred timeline."

What don’t you understand?

A substitute!

To be precise, it should be the abstract concepts such as time and space, destiny, and faith that Little D has mastered.

Jon couldn't help but communicate with his stand-in in the team voice: "What's going on? Are you trying to seize the authority of all multiverses?"

[You can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. How dare I act rashly without your permission? 】

"Of course I know we are good brothers, but if it weren't for you, how could their sacred timeline collapse."

[Is there a possibility that your current personality and power can already passively interfere with these things? It just so happens that Peter Quill is inextricably linked to you. Therefore, he shattered the 'Infinity Stones', and the cause and effect still fell. On your head. 】

"Well, it's possible."

[So the ultimate culprit is you, Jon Joestar. Can I call you the Ultimate Killer King from now on? 】

[If you ask me, watching Thanos is just fun. If the burden on the universe is to be reduced, it has to be you! 】

It all made sense.

The chaos in the timeline is not a big deal at first. As long as these agents from the Time Variation Administration take action, the crisis in the multiverse will be calmed down in a short time.

The bad thing is, it was Peter Quill who started the multiverse.

And Peter Quill was sent to other universes by Jon himself.

rounding.

Jon unknowingly destroyed many parallel universes.

If karma could manifest, he would be red and purple by now.

wrong.

It's red and shiny.

You must admit when you are wrong, and you must stand upright when you are beaten.

Although Jon considers himself not a good person and has done a lot of deception and deception, even so, he does not want to bring disaster to countless creatures in the universe.

Staring at Mr. 'Alternate', he asked: "Is there any way to remedy this?"

"The remedy?" Mr. 'Alternate' hesitated to speak.

"You might as well say it clearly if you have something to say." When Jon saw this reaction, he felt confident.

'Alternate' said in a deep voice: "To be honest, there is a remedy! But Mr. Joestar, are you sure you want to use this method to save the sacred timeline?"

"You say it first, and then I'll consider whether to do it or not." Jon's expression remained unchanged.

Hearing this, Mr. 'Alternate' spoke very cheerfully, "The main reason for the collapse of the timeline is you. In this case, we just need to eliminate it from the source."

"Wait, what do you mean?"

Halfway through, Jon came to his senses.

Good guy, are you trying to persuade me, Joe, to commit suicide?

Mr. 'Alternate' didn't know whether he really didn't understand or was deliberately pretending to be confused. He spread his hands and said: "As long as the chaos is rectified from the source, when the long river of time extends to the moment when the 'space gem' is shattered, all abnormalities will disappear."

Jon thought for a few seconds and took a long breath.

He got it.

What Mr. ‘Alternate’ means is to make him, an outsider, directly become a native of the Marvel Universe.

in other words

Updated version of the Sacred Timeline.

From version 1.0 without Jon to version 2.0 with Jon.

To be honest, this arrangement is perfect for Jon.

Because even without the 'Time Stone', he can still speed up time (made in heaven!), and maybe in just a few blinks, he can return to the point where the sacred timeline collapsed.

Certain in my heart.

Jon said to Mr. 'Alternate': "I will try my best to redeem my mistakes."

Mr. 'Alternate' was very happy and shook hands with Jon in a friendly manner, "I knew from the beginning that our communication would have a good result."

As soon as the words fell, the portal opened.

Jon waved goodbye, "Mr. Alternate, we are destined to meet again."

13.8 billion years ago.

Everything is nothing.

The general universe has not yet been born.

In the void, four cosmic entities have been floating in darkness for countless years.

One day.

The four cosmic entities felt something at the same time and looked in a certain direction with different moods.

A figure suddenly appeared, breaking the tranquility of the universe.

Jon, who was traveling all the way upstream from the timeline, looked around with some disgust.

Nothing.

Empty.

It's disconcerting to watch.

At this time, a huge figure appeared next to Jon.

She looks like a woman, her whole body is a dazzling bright yellow, and some parts of her body are engraved with spiral patterns.

Jon was like an insignificant speck of dust compared to this 'lady'.

However, He did not underestimate this strange existence that suddenly appeared in the universe, and said via voice: "You are."

"Me? You can call it singularity, paradox, accident, or miracle, whatever." Jon did not reveal his real name.

Otherwise, the oldest god will be mentioned in the future.

What death, eternity, infinity.

Come to him.

Jon Joestar.

It's very inconsistent, isn't it?

"Miracle?"

‘Infinite’ mused.

Accompany His Word.

Wisps of raw power blessed Jon.

From this moment on, he was recognized by the universe.

From this moment on, he is the abstract embodiment of ‘accident’, ‘variability’, ‘paradox’ and ‘miracle’!