A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chaotic timeline.

199999 universe, Titan.

"Now, there are only two of us left."

Thanos threw away Stephen Strange's body like trash, with a playful smile on his lips.

Quill's heart was pounding.

Outrageous

This purple sweet potato monster is simply outrageous!

Subconsciously, he clenched his fists.

For a moment, the Infinity Gauntlet made a unique sound of metal hitting each other.

Accompanied by slightly rapid breathing, the three-color light circulated quietly.

Thanos was obviously afraid of Quill's Infinity Gauntlet and the 'Infinity Stones', so he pretended to say: "You, like me, enjoy an almost infinite life.

So why are we fighting here, this is stupid.

Give me the gloves back and I promise that everything that happened before will be forgotten. "

"It's your mother's fault!"

Quill couldn't stand this kind of show of fake love.

Facing his soon-to-be father-in-law, the unscrupulous ‘Star-Lord’ directly greeted Thanos’ mother.

The three-color beams gathered, and soul-shaking pressure emanated from the Infinity Gauntlet, and Thanos' expression suddenly froze on his face.

"Remember this, the one who defeated you is Peter Quill!" Quill shouted excitedly.

boom! ! ! ! !

The three-color light swept forward.

Thanos quickly raised his arms and showed the 'Time Stone' and 'Space Stone' in his palm.

"Power" "Soul" "Reality" VS "Time" "Space"

After a brief stalemate, Quill gained the upper hand.

However, there are more and more cracks on his body.

Thanos said in disbelief: "Are you crazy!? If you continue like this, you will die!"

"I'll die! I don't like you! Even if I die, I have to kill you first!" Quill's eyes were extremely firm.

Just for this boring reason?

Thanos was speechless.

The power of the Infinity Stones and the Infinity Stones collided, triggering a space-time storm.

The entire Titan planet was shattered!

The dimensional cracks quietly extended, and strange and strange figures emerged from them.

Thanos' eyes were about to burst, "Stop now! Otherwise it will be too late."

Quill shook his head hard, "I don't."

Thanos was about to speak.

Suddenly, a small but very clear sound came from his ears.

‘click’

The 'space gem' was broken.

The anchor point that maintains the stability of space disappears, and the barrier between the universe and the universe suddenly disappears!

Thanos watched those high-dimensional creatures enter his home, and couldn't help but roar: "Asshole! Do you know what you are doing!"

"I'm stopping you from killing half of all life in the universe!" Quill, who was exhausted, gritted his teeth.

"Stop me? The result is that the entire universe will fall silent!" Thanos, who was already injured, shed two lines of blood and tears from the corners of his eyes.

I kill for balance.

But now?

A disaster sweeping the entire universe is about to begin.

Not good.

All living things in this universe must die!

Half dead, all things are balanced and prosperous.

Everything dies, everything becomes silent, and hope is shattered.

And it was this unreliable boy in front of me that caused all of this!

To put it bluntly, Thanos would like to eat his flesh alive and crush his bones to ashes in order to eliminate the hatred in his heart.

Quill was a little dumbfounded.

I have to admit that this man is born with a magical power that can screw up everything.

because I.

All life in the universe will perish

Ah this

Quill's expression gradually solidified.

At this moment, a bright light pierced the sky!

With only one breath left, Thanos and Quill turned their heads at the same time.

In his sight, a figure covered in a black cloak descended from the sky.

Countless transparent filaments twisted around him, like little agile snakes. He raised his head slightly, revealing his face that was covered by the cloak. No facial features were visible, but there were six shining 'infinity stones' embedded in it.

"That's enough," He said.

The moment he finished speaking, both the three gems on the Infinity Gauntlet and the only remaining 'time' gem in Thanos' palm were shattered into powder.

Normalization.

nothingness.

stagnate.

The universe is in a delicate state.

It seemed like it was completely separated.

There is no way in.

There is no way out.

Thanos took a few steps back, and for the first time there was a panicked look on his expression, "You are?!"

"I am 'accident', 'chaos', 'variable', 'paradox', and 'set of contradictions'." He smiled, "Or, you can also call me 'miracle'."

"Miracle?!" Thanos' eyes were dull.

But Quill swallowed and asked tentatively: "No, no, no, are you the Lord God?"

'Miracle' thought for a moment and nodded, "In a sense, yes."

"Lord God"?

Why haven't I heard of it?

Thanos opened his mouth, but couldn't say any complete words.

The cosmic god who calls himself 'Miracle' said solemnly: "You have caused chaos in the multiverse, and that is why I am here."

"So, you want to kill me?" Thanos took a deep breath and asked in a deep voice.

"There's no point in destroying you. I'm just a wisp of memory, a projection, or to use words you can better understand, I'm an automatic program."

Thanos:.

Quill:.

"Okay, stop talking, someone is waiting for you."

He waved his hand.

The confused two people disappeared immediately.

New·Sacred Timeline.

199999 universe, earth.

Himalayan mountain top.

A confused Thanos and a confused Quill were teleported here.

On the edge of the cliff, there was a person waiting for a long time.

"You are here."

"Lord Joestar?" Hearing that familiar voice, Quill suddenly felt confident.

The man turned around and saw who he was if he wasn't Jon.

However, Jon now exudes a completely different aura than before, making Thanos, the overlord of the universe, feel uncomfortable all over.

If I had to find a metaphor, it would be this - it may seem harmless to humans and animals, but as long as the other party has the slightest thought, he may be shattered to pieces.

In other words, an ant that can destroy everything?

There's something ridiculous about this idea.

But Thanos really couldn't laugh.

"Lord Jon, I'm so sorry, I couldn't." A trace of sadness flashed across Quill's face, "It's my fault that Stark and the others died."

Hearing this, Thanos' heart skipped a beat.

broken.

I want to be liquidated!

He was so frightened that he quickly clenched his fists.

Jon glanced at the purple sweet potato spirit and ignored him. He said half helplessly and half relieved: "It doesn't matter, the end of life is not death."

As he spoke, he snapped his fingers and said, "Look."

The light changes.

Clear pictures appeared in the sky above the three people.

Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker. Everyone who died on Titan is actually alive and well.

Moreover, one game and one moisturizing.

Not only that, Quill also saw himself and Gamora, still noisy on the 'Milano' spaceship, going on exciting and heartwarming adventures.

"This is the sacred timeline," Jon said slowly.

Explained to them: "In other words, this is a new sacred timeline and I changed everything."

Different from "restarting the world", in order to completely make himself a native of Marvel, Jon directly reversed time, traced back to the source, and used abstract concepts such as "variables" to become the true god of the universe.

Afterwards, it is to survive the endless long years.

13.8 billion years.

He has been sleeping in the universe for 13.8 billion years.

certainly.

Time can be accelerated infinitely. 13.8 billion years and 138 seconds are no different to Jon.

But what you have experienced is what you have experienced. For this universe, Jon. No, 'variables' are already an integral part of the concept of the universe.

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore." Jon seemed unwilling to talk more and waved his hand to Quill, "Go back to where you should be, and remember to help me preach."

Without giving Quill a chance to reply, Jon sent Quill back to his friends.

This time.

Only Jon and Thanos are left on the top of the Himalayas.

"Can I ask a question?" After thinking for a long time, Thanos said.

Jon nodded, "Okay."

Thanos took a deep breath, "Are you a god?"

Jon answered truthfully, "Yes."

After getting the answer he wanted to hear, Thanos was unwilling to give in at first.

Immediately afterwards, he exhaled all the turbid air in his chest and said with a wry smile: "In that case, I won't complain if I lose."

"Losing? If we don't fight, how can we win or lose." Jon stared calmly into Thanos's eyes, "Also, when did you have the illusion that you can compete with a cosmic god?"

Thanos was speechless.

Jon shook his head, as if talking to himself, or explaining to Thanos deliberately, "The new sacred timeline is very unstable, because I am 'chaos and variables', and it changes almost every minute and every second. Generating new branches is the trouble I caused, so guarding it is what I have to do."

A big question mark slowly appeared above Thanos' head.

However, although.

I know every word, but when put together, I have no idea what you are saying.

"Once upon a time, there was a kind-hearted priest who protected my home for me, and an even more enthusiastic Mr. President who was willing to suffer for the world. I think you must be willing to help me, right?" Jon smiled and looked at Thanos.

Thanos suddenly felt horrified and shook his head like a rattle.

"That's great. From now on, the responsibility of guarding the timeline will be left to you." Jon said seriously as if he didn't see Thanos' reaction.

Thanos was anxious, "Wait, what are you talking about, I."

The next second.

A slender black figure covered with a cloak appeared out of thin air, covering Thanos directly.

For a moment, Thanos only felt that he had been taken away.

He gained unprecedented power, but at the same time, unspeakable fear was brewing in his heart.

He doesn't look like himself anymore!

"You are my messenger and my spokesperson." Jon floated up and patted Thanos on the shoulder, "From now on, the responsibility of guarding the peace of the universe will be handed over to you."

Thanos:? ! !

Zero Time Zone Dimension, Time Variation Management Bureau,

Jon found Mr. Alternate with ease and greeted him warmly, "Long time no see."

Mr. ‘Alternate’ was stunned at first.

Then, many memories flooded into his mind, and he suddenly collapsed on the chair in the office.

It took him a long time to react, and he said in shock: "Mr. Joestar, you really succeeded!"

"Yeah, it took a lot of effort." Jon shrugged, "But I still did it."

Mr. 'Alternate' swallowed without leaving any trace.

If this is the case, then this person's background is too great, far more powerful than the powerful existence that created the Time Variation Administration!

etc!

Mr. 'Alternate' seemed to have thought of something, and quickly used the mysterious instrument in his hand to open the projection of the branch of the timeline.

In those scenes, Mr. ‘Alternate’ saw numerous parasite invasions;

I saw the flaming giant slashing open the Kingdom of God with a sword;

I saw the ruler of the dark dimension grinning and stretching his hand towards the fragile dimensional barrier;

I saw a huge god that could not be described in words swallowing countless planets in one mouthful.

Chaos.

All timelines seem to be heading in this direction.

But fortunately, every time a disaster strikes, there is a cloaked figure traveling between endless worlds.

The result of each revision is to merge the branch into the original timeline, and everything will continue to develop according to the set route.

Mr. 'Alternate' pinched his eyebrows with his hand and said with a wry smile: "Mr. Joestar, you have really caused a lot of trouble for our Time Management Bureau. Every time you deal with the aftermath,"

"I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do about it."

Jon spread his hands, "Don't worry, since I am the source of chaos, as long as I leave this universe, the frequency of these events will be reduced a lot.

Although it still cannot be eliminated, there is always some difference between ninety-nine percent and nine percent, right? "

"You want to leave this universe?" Mr. 'Alternate' asked.

Jon nodded, "I can no longer obtain more powerful power here, and I have caused you a lot of trouble, plus there are still some small problems that I need to solve.

I think it's time to go back. "

As he said this, he seemed to have thought of something, "By the way, if you can, please take care of the cult I left here."

"Okay, no problem at all." Mr. 'Alternate' didn't dare to go against Jon's wishes and agreed immediately.

After the greetings, Jon didn't stay long and opened a 'portal'.

The next second, he came to a train and saw Luna, whom he had not seen for a long time, and the brothers Pietro and Wanda who were taken in by him.

"I give you two a choice now, either stay or leave with me." Jon didn't hide anything, showing the brother and sister their original destiny.

Originally, Pietro and Wanda, who were in their adolescence, were furious.

After reading it, the two of them fell into silence at the same time.

Jon didn't push him, and quietly waited for the two people's answers.

After a long time, Pietro's eyes gradually became firm, "I'll go with you!"

After a pause, he added: "I want to become as powerful as you."

Wanda also added, "Me too!"

"Very good, just stay with me and learn my skills. From now on, I will call you Xiaopi and Xiaowang."

Jon nodded with satisfaction, "So Xiaopi and Xiaowang, do you two want to learn 'magic'? Now there is an opportunity for you to merge and transform."