A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Damn it, Mom, I just picked up the new car!

Looking at the fallen ZZ, Jon's eyes went straight.

At the door, Horhos blew his gun proudly, "Grandma Enya, I came in time, right?"

Granny Enya did not expect that Horhos would suddenly appear here.

A trace of resentment first flashed in her eyes, and then she said with a fake smile, "Well done, Horhos, you came at just the right time."

Holhos raised the corner of his mouth, "Of course, I have been following their traces all the way to here. To be honest, it took a lot of effort.

But fortunately, hard work paid off, and I finally caught up with him... I must avenge the revenge in Calcutta today! "

revenge?

You just fucking killed the transportation tool I found, and now you're telling me you want revenge!

Jon was rarely angry, and his whole body exuded a very terrifying aura.

Horhos was startled and took a step back.

But he quickly reacted and sneered: "Hey, don't look at me with that look. You need to understand the situation. We have the absolute advantage now."

He naturally put aside his position and that of Granny Enya.

——I, Horhos, have only had tailwinds in my life.

"Do you have an absolute advantage..." Jon twitched his lips.

Immediately, he lowered his voice and said: "I will deal with Horhos, and you go and defeat that old woman."

After thinking for a while, he added, "If I guessed correctly, the old woman's substitute should be the thick fog that permeates this town. Abdel's red magician should have a lot of room to play."

It is known that high temperatures can dissipate fog.

The ‘Red Magician’ can be described as the ultimate ‘justice’!

Hearing this, everyone understood.

Jon’s stand-in has the ability to see through the enemy’s ‘death door’, so he’s right!

1V1 on one side.

1V5 on one side.

The battlefield was divided into two places.

Horhos was a little dumbfounded.

No, I'm not a fill-in support. Why did I suddenly become an adc?

But Jon didn't want to talk nonsense with him. He narrowed the distance between the two parties with a few flashes, aimed at Holhos' slightly stunned face, and punched him without saying a word.

The punch is as strong as a knife!

Horhos's skin was so scratched that it hurt.

Knowing that the boy opposite had a certain degree of teleportation ability, Horhos did not dare to be careless and fired a few shots at will, controlling the bullets to hover around him, trying to defend against Jon's attack in this way.

Jon's heart trembled, and he secretly thought that the little old emperor was actually smart.

However, you want to intimidate me, Joe, with bullets that are no different from ordinary pistols?

think too much!

Changing from his previous agile style, Jon gritted his teeth and allowed the bullets to shoot into his body without even dodging.

Blood splattered everywhere.

Horhos's pupils shrank.

Darling, are you playing so big?

As soon as the thought came to his mind, Jon's fist hit him in the face.

With just a 'bang' sound, Horhos flew backwards and rolled seven or eight meters before gradually stopping.

Jon stood still, took a deep breath, and the golden arc on his body beat wildly.

With the change in breathing rhythm, the muscles all over his body trembled, and the bullet holes healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Don't ask, just ask: Ripple Qigong is good.

It can not only prolong life, but also go into battle to kill the enemy.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”

But judging from his body language, he probably wanted to beg for mercy.

Jon approached Horhos step by step,

Horhos was so frightened that he backed away.

"I gave you a chance but you didn't use it..."

Jon shook his head, "You'll be useless even if I give you a chance!"

"Woooooo!" Holhos instinctively wanted to raise his gun.

But halfway up his hand, he gave up the idea.

The successive blows made him realize the fact that he was definitely no match for the kid in front of him.

However, things have developed into what they are now. What should he do to save his life?

Suddenly, a flash of light flashed through my mind. A thought flashed through Holhosford's mind.

——You must prove your worth to the person in front of you.

"I... I... I am willing to join you... to help you defeat Master Dio... no, no, no, defeat Dio Brando." Horhos said, risking his life.

Hearing this, Jon took action.

After thinking about it, he said condescendingly: "Before you defeat Dio, you must become my slave. If I point east, you cannot go west."

slave?

Ah, Uncle Horhos has never served anyone before!

The little old emperor's eyes flashed, and he puffed up his chest and said, "No problem!"

In the face of survival, dignity is nothing!

No matter what, we still have to get over the current difficulty first, and what happens next...

Let’s talk about it then.

Jon nodded with satisfaction.

He squatted down and used the power of ripples to heal Horhos's injuries.

He said solemnly: "I can't trust you for your empty talk. Come on, the time has come to prove your determination. Kill the enemies over there, and we will be together."

Submit your certificate!

Horhos understood that he was required to hand in a certificate of surrender.

The little old emperor was reluctant in his heart, but he had no choice. The situation was stronger than others, so he had to bow his head.

Looking at Granny Enya who was fighting fiercely with Jotaro and others in the distance, he took a deep breath and lit another cigarette.

Sorry J. Kyle, in order for me to survive, I have to kill your mother...

the other side.

"It's useless, it's useless! Justice will prevail!" Granny Enya, who was lying on the head of the cloud, smiled strangely and carefully maintained her character as an elder who escaped from the Soul Palace.

Having said that, justice is still very powerful.

Not only can they control dead bodies to harass opponents, but because they have no physical body, physical attacks are completely ineffective, causing melee avatars like Jotaro and Polnareff to lose most of their combat power.

But as Jon said, Abdel has a natural advantage for this kind of disembodied stand-in.

Indian hunk (×)

Xiao Yan from another world ()

After all, it was Justice 5 versus 1, and the fight was really embarrassing for 'Justice'.

Granny Enya was secretly worried.

I didn’t expect these people to be so powerful.

What's even more speechless is that these strong men, none of whom are less than 1.85 meters tall, actually joined forces to bully me, a bad old woman who was halfway into the coffin. I was really ashamed!

Anyway, face is this thing...

Jotaro and the others have no idea.

Because from the beginning, under the leadership of someone, this excellent fighting method has been carried forward in the team.

Why fight alone when you can fight in a group?

You punch me and I kick you, it's fun, isn't it?

As the fighting time goes by, the balance of victory becomes more and more tilted towards Jotaro and others...

Granny Enya is in danger!

Just then another gunshot was heard.

Granny Enya suddenly felt happy.

Horhos, you are a loser, although you failed to protect my son J. Kyle. But I have to admit, you came at a damn good time!

The battle on the other side has come to an end.

——Holhos won?

This...how is this possible!

The five people's offensive stalled momentarily.

They never thought that Jon, that Jon with more thoughts than the hairs on his body, would actually lose!

"Hey, mother-in-law, I'm here to help you." Holhos, who looked a little more embarrassed than before, raised the brim of his hat.

With that said, he pulled the trigger directly.

Bang bang bang bang bang bang!

Six bullets were fired rapidly at Jotaro and others in no particular order.

Jotaro and the others are not dead targets, so they will naturally use all their means to resist.

But the next second, their expressions completely froze.

Because Herhos' attack target was not them, the bullets passed by them and all shot into the body of Granny Enya who was lying on the head of the cloud.

"Uh-huh!"

With a scream, Granny Enya fell straight down.

Horhos breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Mother-in-law, every grievance has its owner, and every debt has its owner. Don't blame me. I was forced to have no choice."

While he was talking, Jon came up from behind him and asked: "Chirp, what are you mumbling about here?"

Horhos quickly put on a flattering smile and said, "No, no, no, it's nothing."

Jon didn't care, and gave a thumbs up to the confused Joseph and others, "After some friendly discussions, I have successfully persuaded Horhos to step back from the brink and join our righteous Dio team."

Everyone:...

Judging from the little old emperor's dogged appearance, are you sure this is a 'friendly discussion'?

You guys look at me, I look at you.

For a moment, I didn't even know what to say.

At this time, Granny Enya, who was still breathing, got up with difficulty, "Holhos, you..."

She hated Joseph Joestar and the others.

But she hates the betrayed Horhos even more!

Before, I still didn’t understand why my precious son J. Kyle was beaten to death by the enemy, while his partner Holhos was unscathed.

Everything is clear now.

That damn guy clearly betrayed Lord Dio, the savior of all evil people!

"I...I..." Granny Enya coughed up blood. Using the last bit of strength in his body, he pulled out a large chunk of his hair.

Mixed with blood, he sprinkled it into the sky, chanting a spell in his mouth.

Everyone doesn't know why.

But Jon's heart moved and he shouted, "Stop her quickly!"

He is alert.

But alas, it's too late.

Before Granny Enya awakened her substitute, she was a witch who was proficient in all kinds of magic and magic. The spell she cast at this time was exactly the spell used to connect!

"Lord Dio, be careful! Horhos has rebelled... His subordinates are incompetent and can no longer serve you!"

After saying that, he vomited blood and fell straight to the ground, ending his sinful life.

call--

In an instant, a strong wind blew up.

The old TV set at the front desk of the hotel suddenly roared and puffs of black smoke came out.

It was clearly not plugged in, but the screen lit up.

It's still the same naked upper body figure.

But this time, Dio turned his head slightly, "Holmes... you are so brave... and Joseph Joestar, you are as annoying as your grandfather... Very good, I don't Be afraid of any challenge... If you have the courage, come to me... At that time, I will let you see what real fear is..."

The words fall.

With a bang, the TV exploded, and sparks scattered, igniting the front desk in a weird way.

"Dior!" Joseph clenched his fists.

Although they are thousands of miles apart, just the picture that appears on TV can give people a great sense of oppression.

But there was no one present except the little old emperor who was not a bold person. If they were afraid, they would not be determined to go to Egypt and pluck Dio out of his lair.

OK.

Then come and have a try.

See who can have the last laugh!

Seeing that there was some silence in the atmosphere, Jon said: "Although these words are a bit inappropriate, the fire is getting bigger and bigger. Let's quickly pack up and prepare to run away."

Otherwise, it must be my eldest son at the critical moment. Joseph waved his hand and said, "We can't stay here any longer. Go back to the room and get our luggage. Let's evacuate!"

Naturally, everyone had no objection and hurried back to the original room.

But Jon and Horhos didn't move.

I saw the little brother slumped on the ground completely powerless, muttering: "It's over, it's all over now, I will definitely be killed by Lord Dio!"

Jon smiled.

Under the firelight, his expression looked a little scary, "I don't understand what you are saying. Didn't you already agree to form a team with us to defeat that vampire bastard Dio?

What, you regret it?

Or were you just saying what you said before to perfunctory me? "

Horhos woke up with a start.

Although Dio is scary, the kid next to him is not a good person either.

There is a wolf in front and a tiger behind.

Neither advancing nor retreating.

Alas, why is my life so miserable?

Horhos laughed dryly, "No, I just..."

Jon waved his hand, "Okay, you don't have to say anymore. Some things are not said, but done.

No matter what you thought before, now you have no way out.

Even without us, sooner or later, you will be eliminated by Dior.

in other words……

We are your saviors now.

If you don't want to be killed by Dio, you must join us with all your strength to pull him out of his lair and raise his ashes. "

Clear and convincing.

Horhos grimaced, gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, "Damn it, do it!"

"Goodboy~" Jon smiled.

While they were talking, Joseph and the others came down from the second floor in large and small packages.

After gathering at one place, several people left the hotel without any regrets.

Escaped all the way outside the town.

Looking back, the entire town was covered in thick smoke, accompanied by dots of fire.

Joseph sighed.

What a crime.

Shaking his head, the group embarked on the journey again.

A few days later.

Karachi, Pakistan.

"Oh, it's Turkish kebab! It's been a hard day for everyone. Let's fill our stomachs before we hit the road."

Food expert Joseph Joestar said: "The so-called Turkish barbecue is one of the common foods in the Middle East. The meat is inserted on an iron rod, grilled while rotating, and then cut off with a knife. Put the meat slices on the bread and enjoy it, it’s very delicious.”

Whether it's delicious or not is another matter, if Jon remembers correctly.

Karachi should be the home ground of ‘Lovers’.