A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Joseph was bargaining with the boss over there, but Hollows didn't care.

However, accidentally catching a glimpse of the boss's appearance, he suddenly stood up from the carriage and said, "Be careful! That guy... that guy is Dio's subordinate."

Nani? !

Hearing this, everyone became nervous.

The owner of the barbecue restaurant, who looked like a businessman, twitched his lips helplessly.

Now that someone has seen through it, there is no need to continue pretending.

Taking off his scarf and sunglasses, he smiled and greeted everyone, "Hello, my name is Dan, 'Steel Adam'."

"Bastard!" Joseph put away his wallet and quickly entered a fighting stance.

Adan shook his finger and said, "Isn't it a little late to take warning now?"

He smiled, "Since the moment we met, the battle has begun."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Joseph was closest to Adan and threw out his substitute without saying a word.

The Hermit's Purple wrapped around Adam's body, and Joseph was overjoyed, "We succeeded!"

But when Joseph pulled back hard, strange strangling marks appeared on his body, causing him to immediately scream in pain, "What...what's going on?"

Adan sneered, "I've said it before, the battle has started from the moment we met. Now I am invincible! If you don't want to die, just surrender."

In the carriage behind, Jotaro and the others looked very ugly.

Retaliation?

But where is the enemy's substitute?

Why didn't they see it?

Horhos lowered the brim of his hat and said in a deep voice: "I have heard before that Iron Adam's stand-in corresponds to the 'lover' suggestion in the Tarot cards. That guy seems to be able to bind himself to the enemy and endure Equal damage.

In a sense, he is indeed invincible. Because you can't just watch your companions... No, watch our companions die. "

The situation was urgent, and everyone subconsciously ignored the second and fifth words of Horhos.

However, the situation has not changed at all.

Now that Adan has established contact with Joseph, they really can't think of any good solution for a while...

Adan was very proud, "Hehehe, let me tell you the truth, Joseph Joestar. My substitute can sneak into the body. Just at the moment when I made the transaction with you, it sneaked into your brain from your ears." It’s in!”

"What?" Joseph put his head in his hands, "How could this happen!"

Adan then said: "Not only that, my stand-in 'lover' also carries the flesh sprouts given to me by Master Dio... The stand-in and my body share weal and woe. If the stand-in is injured, the owner will be injured, and vice versa.

If you dare to touch me, try it! "

What... what a despicable ability.

Jotaro and the others were so angry that their teeth were itching.

However, Jon looked thoughtful.

Dio's flesh bud is nothing to worry about. With his ripple qigong cultivation, let alone a mere flesh bud, even if Dio himself is here, he can shock the other party into crying for father and mother.

As for the lover’s retaliation mechanism...

Thanks to Iron Adam's passionate explanation, he had already thought of a way to defeat the opponent.

Taking a deep breath, Jon jumped out of the carriage and walked to Joseph's father.

Seeing his eldest son coming, Joseph turned his head.

Unexpectedly, he got punched in the face for no apparent reason.

This punch was so powerful and heavy that it not only knocked Joseph four or five meters away, but also hit Adan not far away, leaving clear punch marks on his face.

For a moment, the atmosphere became a little weird.

It took a long time for Jotaro and the others to react, and they all stopped them:

"Jon, are you crazy? What are you doing!"

"Stop it quickly. If you continue like this, someone will die."

"Didn't you listen to what that guy said? Now Mr. Joseph and the other person are one, and hitting him is equivalent to hitting your own father."

Jon spread his hands, "You also said that hitting him is equivalent to hitting my own father. So in other words, is hitting my biological father the same as hitting him?"

These words...

Reasonable and convincing.

but.

its not right.

Why do you have to beat your own father?

Meeting everyone's eyes, Jon explained: "You can think about it, Joseph's father suffered 100 points of damage, and the guy opposite will also suffer 100 points of damage. But we have one advantage, and that is me It can be treated.”

With that said, he walked quickly to Joseph. He brought an extremely pure life energy to his biological father.

Joseph Joestar, resurrected!

"Jon, you boy..." The old man's eyes were a little complicated.

But he has a bright mind.

After listening to Jon's explanation, he realized that it was easier to attack himself than to attack Adan, and it was also more convenient to heal.

There is no way, everything is for victory!

Joseph showed a generous and righteous expression and yelled at Jon: "Come on, hit me."

Dutiful son Jon nodded.

Then……

‘Eula Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola’!

Adan immediately vomited blood.

No, how could there be such outrageous people in the world?

Beat him half to death, cure him, beat him half to death again, cure him again...

Where is this card bug?

The key is, I don’t have a wet nurse by my side!

Although his name is "Steel", Adan doesn't resist fighting very much. After a minute or two, he couldn't stand it anymore. He quickly called out his substitute.

If this continues, he will be injured or killed!

But he was so confused that he didn't realize that if the anti-injury mechanism was disconnected, he would completely lose his reliance.

Jotaro, Polnareff, Abdel and Kakyoin, four tough men surrounded Adan.

Horhos thought for a moment and then went forward - he had been deemed a traitor by Dio, which meant that he had no way out.

As we all know, Little Lao Di only plays with favorable conditions. Now it is obvious that Joseph and the others have the advantage. How can we wait until now if we don’t hold on to our big guns!

Adan, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, swallowed nervously. He twitched the corners of his mouth and forced out a smile that was uglier than crying, "What the hell... listen to me, this is all a misunderstanding."

Misunderstand?

Whether it is a misunderstanding or not, Platinum Star, Red Magician, Green King and Silver Chariot will come and judge for themselves.

In Adan's desperate eyes, the four substitutes began to join forces to attack.

They say two fists are no match for four hands, let alone seven hands and a sword now.

The steel was directly hammered to pieces.

Can't get up again.

…

…

After the righteous annihilation of the family during the day, although Joseph was not physically injured, he felt extremely tired mentally.

Therefore, they decided to rest here for one night and continue their journey tomorrow.

After dinner, everyone sat in the room chatting.

Polnareff, who couldn't bear his temper, put his money in his pocket and said, "I'm going to go outside for a walk."

After saying that, he left the room alone.

Abdel was worried about him and chased him.

Jon and the others didn't care.

Unexpectedly, Abdel and Polunalev came back half an hour later. Moreover, he was carrying an inexplicable basket in his hand.

"What? Old man, I have suffered so much today. Did you buy something delicious to comfort me?" Joseph smiled heartily.

But Abdel shook his head, placed the basket among the people, and uncovered the cloth covering it.

But he saw a dark and fat baby lying inside, with his eyes closed and sleeping soundly.

Abdel explained: "This child was picked up by Polnareff and I outside. We waited there for a long time, but his parents did not come to pick him up. He must have been abandoned..."

The old man is soft-hearted and cannot bear to hear such things.

Joseph sighed and picked up the baby, "It's so pitiful."

He couldn't help but think of the scene when he hugged Holly when he was a child.

As for why not Jon?

——That’s because Jon has shown extraordinary talent and IQ since he was a child. From the moment he was born, he had an understanding of breathing methods that ordinary people could not achieve. Before he could hug him, this kid started running around the room...

Ahem, let’s get down to business.

Joseph thought for a while and said: "Since the matter has been dealt with by us, we can't just sit back and do nothing. I will contact the people from the SPW Foundation tomorrow and ask them to be responsible for giving this child a good home."

This should be the only appropriate approach.

The mood of several people gradually relaxed...

Horhos looked at the vampire-like fangs in the baby's mouth, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.

After pondering for a moment, he walked to Jon and said, "Brother Jon, since we are on the same team now, I need to remind you not to let your guard down. There are many strange people under Dio, some like Granny Enya." Some are good at witchcraft, and some are as good at disguise as Iron Adam..."

Before he finished speaking, Jon interrupted him, "You mean, even if the baby looks only 11 months old, it is possible to have an adult-like IQ, right?"

Horhos was stunned and didn't speak for a long time.

Because he felt that such speculation was too outrageous!

Jon didn't care.

After watching the entire "JOJO", he knew that this baby was definitely not abandoned by anyone, so he met Abdel and Polnareff. But he deliberately exposed himself under the noses of Polnareff and Abdel!

What is this child's name? The old thief Araki did not give a specific answer.

He just has the nickname of ‘hard boy’.

And his stand-in, representing the 13th tarot card 'Death', can appear in dreams and control other people's dreams. Pull the enemy's consciousness into a dreamy scene like a playground.

In that playground, death is the only master, and it can do almost anything.

Jon smiled.

Although it has been repeated many times, the essence of a substitute battle is an intelligence battle. I know all about your substitute abilities. You can't lose even if you close your eyes!

It's late at night.

Everyone gradually fell asleep.

The 'hard-core boy' who had been quiet all this time suddenly opened his eyes wide, with a smile that didn't look like a baby at the corner of his mouth, "A bunch of idiots let down their guard just because I'm a child, hehehe, they deserve it."

With a thought in his mind, a stand-in holding a huge scythe and wearing clown paint on his face suddenly appeared.

But just when the God of Death was about to pull the others into dreamland, a hand suddenly pinched the face of the 'hard-core boy'.

"Shh-"

What?

The ‘hard boy’ panicked.

But he saw that the black-haired young man had gotten up at some point and was staring at him with a smile.

"Don't cry, otherwise I will crush your head directly." Jon said softly.

After a pause, he continued: "Although your double is almost invincible in the dream world, in the real world, you are just a baby with no IQ but no physical ability. You should know better than me what to do. .”

‘Hardcore boy’:…

My mind is broken.

Can anyone tell him what is going on?

Why was my stand-in ability so completely exposed!

And the most important point is, how did this guy see that there was something wrong with me...

I obviously look so cute.

As if he guessed what the 'hard boy' was thinking, Jon smiled and said: "Normal babies won't be as quiet as you, and the two teeth in your mouth make it difficult for me to associate you with Dior. , are you the illegitimate son of Dio and some bun?"

That being said, it is possible...

A trace of panic flashed in the eyes of the 'hard-core boy'.

Jon did not alert anyone else, but slapped Horhos awake and lowered his voice: "Follow me."

Horhos didn't understand what was going on at first, but when he saw the basket in Jon's hand, he understood everything. The expression on his face suddenly became quite exciting.

Darling, this guy really got what he said...

When he came outside, Horhos summoned the emperor and held the 'hard-core boy' in the head with the muzzle of his gun, like a loyal legion.

Jon said: "Okay, now let me think about how to deal with you."

The ‘hard-core boy’ hesitated and couldn’t speak for a long time.

As if Jon was too lazy to continue thinking, he waved his hand to Horhos casually, "Forget it, this kind of person can only be a disaster if he stays in the world, kill him."

"Okay." Holhos doesn't care whether you are old or young. Anyway, Jon has said so. He will be responsible for shooting and that will be it.

But the 'hardcore boy' didn't want to die so easily, so he tried his best to activate his not yet fully developed vocal cords, "Wait a minute, I can surrender!"

surrender?

Jon pretended to be thinking, "What value can you provide?"

"I...I can help you defeat any enemy. I'm very powerful!" the 'hardcore boy' hurriedly spoke.

Jon didn't seem to take it seriously, "Awesome? I can crush a kid like you to death with one hand. How dare you say that you are awesome?"

"It's true!" The 'Hardcore Boy' was so anxious that he almost cried, "My substitute is invincible in the dream world."

Seeing that the heat was almost over, Jon finally relented, "In that case, I have something to ask you. Of course, you can refuse. I never like to force others to do things."

reject?

The black muzzle of the gun is pressed against my head. Do I still have the right to refuse?

The 'hardcore boy' smiled bitterly, "You can give me your orders."