A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Damn it, do you need to remind me?

The pastry chefs who were kidnapped by Big Mom and sent to other countries learned the first lesson when they entered the island: never do unnecessary things.

In fact, if it weren't for Smoothie's threat of force, they wouldn't have dared to get closer than 50 meters from Big Mom... That Big Mom is really deadly!

Honestly, I would drop the snacks and run away. If I were a step too late, I would be afraid that I would be eaten. Under the threat of death, the pastry chefs burst out with an amazing desire to survive.

Fortunately, Big Mom was fed to a full five cents by her two sons just now, and her narcosis was alleviated to a certain extent, and she did not attack indiscriminately. As if those 'little ants' running around didn't exist, she grabbed those exquisite snacks and stuffed them into her mouth.

"Uh-huh... delicious... hahaha..." The aunt danced with joy as she ate, like a sixty-year-old child weighing dozens of tons.

Seeing this, Katakuri and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

But then, the atmosphere became a little subtle.

Brothers (sisters), you look at me, I look at you.

Finally, Smoothie sighed, "Brother Katakuri, it's time to sit down and have a talk with us."

Cracker's expression changed slightly, "What's there to talk about with such a traitor? When mom regains consciousness, she will definitely punish him severely!"

With that said, the three of them glanced at Bigmom who was still eating, with a hint of helplessness in their expressions.

There is no dutiful son before a long-term illness.

Not to mention risking his life...

No matter how filial they are, it is impossible for the children of the Charlotte family not to have some thoughts in their hearts. It's just that the education they received since childhood, their own vision, and the fear from their mother have tightly restricted their hearts.

In other words, Katakuri and Jon had learned bad things, otherwise they wouldn't have the guts to attack Big Mom.

"I said -" Jon didn't want to get involved in other people's family affairs, but he was here, and it would be too rude to leave without saying hello.

Crackle and Smoothie immediately grasped their weapons.

Just thinking about Katakuri's rebellion, I almost forgot that there was a mastermind behind it!

"Wait a minute." This time Katakuri did not betray his brother again and stood in front of Jon. "This matter has nothing to do with him, it is all my own idea!"

"Get away, Brother Katakuri!" Smoothie was embarrassed and annoyed.

In all her life, she has never been taken advantage of by anyone in a battle. First he instigated my family to rebel against my mother, and then took the opportunity to touch my thigh. This debt cannot be settled so easily!

"If you don't want to die, get out of the way, Katakuri." Cracker also had a stern face, as if he was going to do a jumping chop in the next second, so that Jon could see his power.

Katakuri wanted to say something else.

At this moment, Jon pushed him aside and said, "Let me tell you, did you misunderstand something?"

His eyes swept over Smoothie and Crane, "Do you really think Katakuri is protecting me?"

Smoothie and Cracker were slightly startled.

Then, the two finally remembered a terrifying fact - Jon Joestar personally defeated Kaido and won the title of "The Strongest".

them……

Somewhat over the top.

There's nothing I can do about it, the atmosphere just got there.

It is obviously a drama to expose the conspiracy, find out the mastermind behind the scenes, show off the power, and let everything settle.

But now it seems that the dust must finally settle. The problem is, there is a 99.9% chance that the dust is the ashes of the two of them.

"Ah, why did it end up like this?" Katakuri was extremely helpless.

If he had been more careful when administering the medicine and not been discovered by Smoothie, he would have moved his mother to an uninhabited island for her retirement.

Shaking his head and putting the depressed thoughts aside, Katakuri decided to sit down and talk to his brothers and sisters.

His mother was enjoying her meal selflessly, and he had no intention of joining in.

After casually calling a pastry chef and cutting some snacks, Katakuri sat down cross-legged and untied his scarf.

On a normal day, Katakuri, who cares about his own image, would never take off his scarf in front of others, but too much happened today, and he didn't have the mind to care about anything else. He grabbed some snacks and stuffed them into the terrifying-looking mouth covered with fangs, making his cheeks bulge like a large hamster.

As the son of his aunt, he perfectly inherited her love for snacks. He would have such a meal every afternoon, and sometimes he would not stop this habit even during battles.

By the way, Jon once commented: When Katakuri reaches the age of 50, his figure will definitely change drastically and he will become the second generation of the Roshan Demon King.

"Brother Katakuri..." Smoothie stared at Katakuri's ferocious fangs with some fear.

Although she also knew that just like her long legs, those teeth were Katakuri's own characteristics, but she knew that facing Gui, it would be difficult for her to be normal in front of her half-human, half-beast brother. Treat with heart.

Cracker is also nervous.

Because Katakuri has a tendency to behave badly, he is more unruly and domineering than usual like a superior...

Unconsciously, his hand holding the 'pretzel' was sweating.

"Sit down." Katakuri said concisely.

Smoothie and Cracker looked at each other and saw the fear in each other's eyes. Plus, Jon Joestar is ‘eyeing’ Katakuri’s back.

As a last resort, they had no choice but to sit down and confront Katakuri face to face, planning to have a negotiation between the three generals.

Katakuri raised a donut, "First of all, I want to explain one thing. Everything that happened today is my own idea and has nothing to do with Jon. He is just a tool I use to distract my mother."

"Hey, calling me a tool or something is too much." Jon shrugged and complained in a neutral tone.

Katakuri did not answer, but stared at Smoothie and Cracker with falcon-like eyes, "Also, I never thought about betraying the family. Everything I did was for the sake of the family and my mother. Better security.

As for the reason, I have just said that if mother continues to lead the Charlotte family, it will definitely lead to destruction, just like the Beasts Pirates. "

"But why?" Smoothie didn't understand and asked loudly: "You keep talking about destruction. Who can destroy our Charlotte family?"

Without waiting for Katakuri to answer, Jon continued, "Of course it's the wave of the times."

The... wave of the times?

"The Celestial Dragons and the World Government are about to end. Once the new World Government is established, do you think we can stay in a corner?"

Katakuri sighed helplessly, "The family has offended many people over the years. Whether you admit it or not, my mother is 65 years old this year. She is already old."

Charlotte Lingling, sixty-five years old, is a pirate.

A classic narration naturally popped into Jon's mind.

Although there are many people in this world who become more and more demonic as they age, no matter what, we must abide by the natural laws of birth, old age, illness and death. Compared with her peak strength, Auntie’s skills have indeed declined a lot in recent years. If it weren’t for the special nature of the Soul Soul Fruit, Sex, which allows her to create 'Homitz' to assist her, she may have retired as early as Whitebeard.

"But..." Smoothie wanted to say something else.

Cracker interjected with a stern face: "So, you just want to be the boss? Katakuri, I know that many brothers and sisters trust you very much, but no matter what, you can't replace your mother's position, because we It’s the Charlotte family, it’s Charlotte Lingling’s Charlotte.”

Compared with people like Yamato, Momonosuke, and others, Cracker is truly a filial son.

You can call him sinister and cruel, but you can't call him unfilial.

Katakuri did not flinch, "It is also Charlotte Katakuri's Charlotte. Anyway, I am determined to be the boss. I accept anyone's challenge. Of course, before that I will Take the initiative to challenge mom!”

Since gentle methods won't work, let's use something direct.

Pirates, whoever has the biggest fist is the boss.

Katakuri is also willing to take the risk.

Now that the matter has reached this point, he decided to pull Big Mom down openly and openly, so that she can take care of herself in peace and contentment, and stop thinking about expanding her territory and doing unethical things all day long.

People who are over 60 years old do not consider their children before doing things. Others are just "mothers of friends" and "mothers of classmates."

Come to me, 'son's brother'...

This is not how an old cow eats young grass, not to mention that he is your son-in-law.

As soon as these words were spoken, Smoothie and Cracker froze on the spot.

But Jon was very happy, "Okay, okay, this should have been done a long time ago."

Three big question marks appeared on Katakuri's head.

Strange, have I ever heard this sentence before...

never mind.

do not care!

He stuffed the last donut into his mouth, drank a whole pot of sweet ice tea, and said to Jon: "I hope you can be a witness. Of course, in addition, I also hope you can look at me." , and for the sake of Garrett and Brynn, try your best to protect the children of the Charlotte family."

After all, Katakuri is the number one fighting force of the entire Charlotte family except Big Mom. If we really let go, the entire Cake Island, or the entire Totland Sea, may be destroyed.

Jon's existence is equivalent to a layer of insurance.

This matter was very easy for Jon. He slapped his chest loudly and said, "Don't worry Ka Er. With your brother Qiao here to take care of everything, you have nothing to be afraid of. Just go ahead and do it."

As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up and said, "Sparkling youth begins with rebelling against one's own mother."

Katakuri: (ー_ー)

I am already 45, and my youth is long gone.

It was not my intention to rebel against my own mother, it was just a last resort.

Anyway...

Forget it, I won’t complain anymore.

Katakuri deliberately turned his head away and cleaned up the snack residue around his mouth. After thinking for a while, he tore his scarf into pieces.

"Then the next step is my battle."

"Are you crazy, Brother Katakuri, you will die!" No one knows his own mother's strength better than these children of the Charlotte family, Smoothie said with wide eyes and disbelief.

She was obviously furious before and wanted to tear Katakuri, the traitor, alive. But now, she was still worried about Katakuri.

Clark's face turned blue and white, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Katakuri made up his mind and waved his hand, "If you think I am a traitor, then dying in my mother's hands is the best destination for me. Don't get in the way here. You can leave."

After hearing this, Cracker deliberately snorted, "Stupid guy."

After saying that, he stood up and left.

As he walked away, he said, "When you regret it, don't call me, the devil will help you."

Jon blinked and said to Katakuri without concealing his voice: "I didn't realize that guy is still a tsundere."

Keliqia staggered, but still did not look back.

Smoothie bit his lip and asked without giving up, "There are other solutions, there is no need to make it like this, right?"

"You also know how domineering my mother is. She will not allow anyone to resist her. But if we don't resist her, our Charlotte family from top to bottom will not be able to escape the liquidation... There are many younger brothers and sisters who are not yet adults. , they can have a great time seeing the scenery of this world.”

Katakuri was determined.

He is a good brother who is willing to risk everything for his innocent brothers and sisters.

Even if it's my enemy's mother... she won't hesitate.

Jon added inappropriately, "What you're going to say next is - Onii-chan!"

Hearing this, Smoothie turned his head, his big eyes full of doubts.

Jon wasn't embarrassed either.

It doesn't matter if I guess wrong once.

He walked over and patted Katakuri on the shoulder, "Big Mom's Homitz is not around, but your chances of winning are actually quite good. Master Ka, don't go head-to-head with her and try to cut her down."

Is this considered off-site guidance?

However, although.

Katakuri took note and nodded silently.

Jon waved his hand, "Let's go, waiting for the good news of your victory."

Smoothie stayed where he was.

Katakuri deliberately ignored her, turned around, and walked firmly towards Big Mom who was eating so much.

Smoothie took a deep breath and finally turned away from Katakuri and left the place that was about to become a battlefield.

Because of her long legs, she quickly caught up with Jon.

Jon put his hands in his pockets and said with a smile: "Actually, you don't have to worry so much. As I said, without Homitz around, Auntie's strength will only be the same. At most, her skin will be thicker and she will not lose blood easily. …”

Smoothie didn't know whether he should accept this or not.

Suddenly, an angry roar came from behind.

She knew that Katakuri's brother was fighting with her mother.

"It's really unbearable...everyone is like this..." Smoothie felt extremely irritable.

She stared at Jon, "Although Brother Katakuri said that this matter has nothing to do with you, I am watching you, and you can't take the opportunity to do something bad..."

Before he finished speaking, several streaks of light flashed across the sky.

Red, blue, silver.

Smoothie couldn't react.

Jon scratched his eyebrows helplessly, "Auntie Homitz was actually recruited by her. The situation is not good."

Smoothie came to his senses.

She glared at Jon fiercely first, and then ran back without looking back.

Onii-chan, you must hold on!