A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Katakuri!" Big Mom was furious, "Are you going to rebel?"

Katakuri was holding a war fork, and his fangs were exposed like an evil spirit, "Mom, for the sake of the Charlotte family, you can take care of yourself in your old age!"

Hearing this, Big Mom's eyes widened, "Damn it, you bastard!"

Talk about a lot of bitter tears.

Bigmom was enjoying her snacks, but suddenly she was beaten up by her own son.

Do you know how much psychological damage a pussy can cause to a sixty-five-year-old plus-size beauty (crying, covering face).

But bigmom doesn't have a good temper either.

Seeing how strong Katakuri's wings are, he actually dares to attack me. No matter what, he just straightens out his big belly and hits Katakuri with a motherly love blow, which knocks Katakuri to pieces as he has no time to dodge. Eight elements.

Katakuri knew that there was no turning back when he fired his bow, so he said "Mom, forgive me", shook his head, waved his war fork and stabbed directly.

Unfortunately, even with the armed domineering war fork attached, it can't break through BigMom's top defense.

Sparks flew everywhere.

Bigmom looked down at the son who dared to challenge her, and grinned ferociously, "Although I don't know what happened, but..."

As he spoke, he punched from top to bottom, "You'd better reflect on it honestly!"

pain.

It hurts so much.

This blow hurt the heavenly spirit (literally)!

Katakuri immediately rolled his eyes, vomited blood and fell down.

"it's over……"

"finished……"

"That's right...how can I be my mother's opponent..."

"I took it for granted..."

In a daze, Katakuri saw his younger brothers and sisters. Those little guys with different looks ran over with smiles.

"Brother Katakuri, are you going to sleep?"

"Brother Katakuri, you promised to tell us a story!"

"You're really worthless, Katakuri-nii."

Katakuri stretched out his hand to grasp, but he couldn't touch the figures of those children.

"No, come back!"

In the real world, Katakuri, who was lying backward, suddenly burst out with astonishing dominance. Just like his body's instinctive reaction, he leaned back with one hand and performed a backflip flexibly.

Bigmom was surprised, "This domineering..."

"Uh...uh!" Katakuri's overbearing look was like a tsunami sweeping over him.

Even though Auntie was the best in defense in the world, it felt like a knife cutting her face, and she couldn't help but frown slightly.

"I'm looking down on you." Big Mom whispered, her eyes flashing red, "Get over here!"

Buzz——

A few miles away, 'Zeus' and other Homitz who were placed in the Chocolate Palace on Cake Island felt their mother's call and turned into streams of light and flew into the sky.

On the battlefield, Katakuri acted instinctively, and his strength actually exceeded his current level, vaguely equaling his mother's.

Bigmom was so powerful that every time he forced Katakuri back, he would leave several white marks on his body.

Katakuri became more and more courageous as he fought. Not only was his martial arts amazing, he also mastered his own fruit abilities, forcing his own mother into danger several times.

Bigmom became more and more frightened.

She knew that her second son had always been good, but where did he learn this skill...

In fact, there is nothing difficult to understand.

In an idealistic world, whoever has strong beliefs can achieve success.

The flour minister of the Charlotte family?

Pirate Family Man!

As long as you have family in your heart, you can hit a satellite with your car, let alone beat your own mother.

"For the Charlotte family, please retire!" Katakuri roared angrily and thrust Bigmom into the ground with a fork.

boom! ! !

Big mom's mouth was bleeding.

But at this moment, several streaks of light fell from the sky and protected Auntie.

Zeus the Thundercloud, Prometheus the Sun, and Napoleon the Horned Hat.

Because Napoleon had no ability to act independently, he was held by the Sun Prometheus.

The aunt stretched out her hand, and the bicorn hat fell firmly into her hand.

In an instant, the bicorn hat turned into an extremely sharp sword.

"Stupid son, it's 800 years too early to challenge me!" Auntie stood up and struck out with a knife.

Katakuri turned around almost instinctively.

Swish——

A mountain in the distance cuts off halfway.

"Okay, now I can teach you a lesson, you idiot." Auntie smiled grimly.

Following her words, Zeus and Prometheus grew dozens of times in size, changing from a cute and cute cartoon style to a terrifying and weird style.

At the same time, lightning and flames seemed to be full of spirituality, and they all rolled towards Katakuri.

Katakuri waxed the surrounding ground as a defense, but in the blink of an eye, the ground was burned by high temperatures and lightning penetrated.

Auntie was in a strong position and showed no mercy to anyone, wielding a big knife and slashing him head-on.

What kind of blood ties, if anyone dares to challenge her authority, they must be punished!

After all, if the son is gone, he can be reborn. If the seat is gone, then it is really gone.

"My life is over." This was the first thought that flashed through Katakuri's mind.

Without the protagonist, there would be no miracles.

In the face of the absolute strength gap, even if you explode, it will be of no avail.

"stop!"

Unexpectedly, there is no sure path.

A clear drink.

A long sword.

The blades met and the aunt was forced to stop her explosive slashing.

Bigmom's eyes became even redder, "Smoothie, you want to resist me too!?"

Smoothie didn't actually think that much.

Seeing Zeus and the others flying overhead, she knew that Katakuri was bound to suffer. She rushed back immediately and happened to see the scene just now, so she threw her sword without thinking.

"Mom, no, please listen to my explanation." Smoothie wanted to say something else.

But how can bigmom consider so much.

Even if the son is gone, he can be reborn, and if the daughter is gone, he can be reborn.

What she couldn't stand the most was that two of the three generals betrayed her.

A close family...

This wish like a mirror in the mirror was finally shattered.

"Smoothie, it has nothing to do with you here." Katakuri took the opportunity to catch his breath and stood up, leaning on his war fork, "I said..."

"That's enough. Apologize to mom. Maybe you can be forgiven." Smoothie couldn't help but interrupt.

Bigmom has gone crazy.

She didn't think Smoothie was on her side, but felt that her daughter was being sarcastic.

With a roar, he picked up the Napoleon sword and slashed violently.

How scary is an angry bigmom?

Put it this way.

Using Mariejoia as a unit of measurement, at least two-thirds can be destroyed.

Eh~

At this moment.

It’s everyone’s favorite Jon’s turn.

It's too late, it's fast.

Seeing the vulgar drama of parent and child killing each other about to take place.

Jon, who had already walked away, stepped back at some point and made a stroke with one hand.

The same portal as Kaido appeared out of thin air.

A second ago, the aunt was still slashing wildly with a big knife.

The next second we arrived at Mariejoia, who was being rebuilt.

Very 'unfortunate'.

The place where she landed was Kaido's cell.

When Kaido looked at his aunt, he was moved to tears.

Sister Lingling, after a long time, you still know how to care for people the most.

Say nothing more.

Brother, I will remember this kindness in my heart!

To be honest, the brain capacity of an angry aunt is close to 1024kb, and she cannot understand extremely complicated situations.

What's more important is that the knife has already been slashed out and cannot be taken back even if you want to.

then--

boom!

The underground prison was shattered.

Sea water began to pour in.

Kaido moved his body and felt that he was in good condition. In the blink of an eye, he turned into a hundred-foot green dragon and rushed out with his aunt in his arms.

The anger was vented, and the aunt's consciousness became much clearer.

Her whole body was embedded in Kaido's body.

In a trance, I returned to my youth again.

Just two words

——Youth.

…

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Cake Island, tea party venue.

"Is it over..." Katakuri gasped after escaping.

Smoothie looked complicated.

She turned to look at Jon.

Jon ignored her, walked straight to Katakuri and said, "Today taught us two things."

"First, don't overeat sweets, as this can really cause brain problems."

"Second, maternal love is as thick as a mountain and as sharp as a knife."

Katakuri:......

I can't tell that you are taking pleasure in others' misfortune?

But remembering that he was still alive thanks to the good brother in front of him, he opened his mouth and said, "I owe you a favor."

"It's easy to talk about. From now on, you can just cooperate with the new government's work." Jon waved his hand.

Smoothie, who was listening in the whole process, couldn't help it anymore and interrupted: "Hey, where did you do your mother!"

"Marie Joa." Jon said matter-of-factly.

Marie Joa...

etc.

Marie Gioia? !

Smoothie was anxious, "How could you?"

"What are you afraid of? She can't die. Let her go there and calm down. What's wrong with being with Kaido again?" Jon still had an indifferent expression on his face.

Katakuri wanted to speak but stopped, stopped talking but wanted to.

In the end, he still said helplessly: "No matter what..."

"After all, she is your mother, right? I know, I know, so I can count on you for the decisive battle in more than ten days." Jon said with an expression of 'You got a big deal', "Last time in the Sea of ​​Beasts The thieves recklessly failed to save people and were directly dispersed, but this time you are participating in a war that you will never lose, so go ahead and have fun."

"You won't lose... Why do you feel like you're setting a flag?" Katakuri couldn't help but complain.

As for the novel term "flag", it was naturally given to him by Jon.

Jon smiled, "Believe it or not, in short, take advantage of this opportunity."

Katakuri remained silent.

He was thinking about how to convince the other ministers of the Charlotte family.

In particular, my mother was in danger to some extent because of herself.

Smoothie looked at Jon and then at Katakuri.

Biting her lip, she said, "No matter what, rescuing mom is always our first priority."

No matter how great the internal contradiction is, once it encounters an external contradiction, it must give way.

No matter...how this external contradiction was formed.

"OK, OK, it's settled then." Jon nodded, "I will contact Mr. Dorag, the person in charge of this time, and then you can just follow his command."

The leader of the revolutionary army, Monkey D. Dorag.

Katakuri and Smoothie were shocked.

Then, as if they thought of something, they all showed extremely complicated expressions.

In order for the nations to avoid being liquidated and to smoothly integrate into the new order, they directed such a play within a play.

hiss--

Is this also part of your plan, jojo!

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Chambord Islands.

Because they have been openly involved with the revolutionary army, strategically located islands like the Chambord Islands have directly become a temporary base for the revolutionary army.

Jon was very generous. Anyway, he lent out the land and simply gave up his palace. However, Dorag was also a particular person and knew what inviolability of private territory meant. Instead of settling in the palace, he moved directly to Island No. 79. , that is, the 'lawless place' where Don Quixote and Doflamingo used to secretly poke and destroy.

Now that we’ve talked about Donquixote Doflamingo, let’s talk about the League of Adventurers founded by Trafalgar Law.

Although this alliance has officially established its name, there are still very few responders. Although there are many big-name figures such as Straw Hat Luffy and even Red-haired Shanks, for most pirates, burning, killing and looting is the only way. It is the main theme of life. The few remaining good people are unable to make up their minds because they are in a wait-and-see state.

However, Jon believes that when the new system is established and the new navy begins to operate, this alliance will eventually play its due role.

correct.

As for Doflamingo, although he and his family escaped to the sea under the joint siege of Luffy and Trafalgar Law, their life was actually not easy.

Because of the turmoil, even if you have money, you may not be able to buy supplies. It's a pity that this once-prominent mafia family has to be reduced to planning three meals.

(Auntie’s understanding exceeds the version by 10,000 years)

They have not been expelled yet, but they are on the verge of falling apart. Under such circumstances, the boss, Don Quixote Doflamingo, resolutely leads his family to Marigioa.

Because he heard that Kaido and Big Mom once again caused trouble in the Holy Land.

Although the mysterious powerhouse was not absent this time...

However, all the previously restored buildings were destroyed, and countless troops were lost.

Don Quixote Doflamingo believes now is the time to place his bet. As long as he can lead the Don Quixote family on the side of the Celestial Dragons and win the war this time, then when the rewards are awarded afterwards, he, Don Quixote Doflaminge, will be able to live in the Holy Land with integrity and become the true meaning of The Celestial Dragons!

At that time, even if you use some means, it is not a bad idea to be a backup to the five old stars...

Back to business.

With such powerful allies (money, people, and technical support), Dorag coordinated everything and even gathered all the strength in the originally planned 17 days. Moreover, on the basis of the original plan, the Totland Sea area and the Charlotte family's devil fruit ability users were added.

It cannot be said that it is a double happiness, but it can also be said that it is an added blessing.

Standing in front of a huge map, Dorag waited solemnly.

The rest of the group, including General Staff Officer Sabo, the four commando captains from the East, West, and South, Bartholomew Bear, Ivankov... everyone stared at their leader with a burning expression.

Dolag silently counted the time.

Finally, the phone bug in my pocket rang.

It was a special phone bug, with gray eyebrows and beard, and a seagull printed on its back...

Dolag took a deep breath, even more confident, and thought back on the path he has traveled over the years.

He said word by word: "Let's set off...the target, Marie Joa!"