A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

As soon as he got the things, Klein threw the ‘Never-Ending Theater’ into Origin Castle.

As the sequence increased, his connection with this treasure became closer and closer, and he no longer had to go through a series of cumbersome rituals to use it like at the beginning.

"Wuhu!"

Klein was extremely excited when he quietly returned to Toscat.

Not only did he get the extraordinary characteristics he wanted, but he also took revenge for the "Storm Lord"'s previous interference.

emmmm

Anyway, I got some interest back first.

But he quickly adjusted his mood and walked into the room where Anderson Hood was like no one else.

Anderson Hood was sitting on a chair taking a break when he saw William Cullen unexpectedly and stood up quickly as if he was electrocuted.

"Don't be so nervous." Klein smiled.

Perhaps because his wish came true, his smile looked gentler than before.

"I'm not nervous, haha, I'm not nervous." Anderson Hood forced out a smile that was uglier than crying.

The future is bleak and the fate is many.

Just desperate.

Klein ignored the other party and just ordered: "During the earthquake before, I left my notebook in the bar. Please help me get it back."

"Ah? Oh, I understand, I promise to complete the task." Anderson Hood was stunned for a moment, then nodded repeatedly, and left in a hurry as if he had received an imperial edict.

Klein looked at Anderson Hood's retreating back and thought about his arrangements for this guy. There are many extraordinary people with two legs, but those with good fortune are rare.

There is also Daniz who has returned to the Golden Dream. Klein feels that the two of them are very suitable to be the mascots of the Church of Fools.

certainly--

His external identity must be that of the Holy Envoy of the Fool.

Shaking his head and suppressing the messy thoughts in his heart, Klein waved his hand to draw a spiritual wall, sealing off the surrounding exploration. After all the safety measures were taken, like magic, he took out a hard-cover book engraved with ancient patterns from his arms.

"Book of Disasters"

Gently stroking the cover with his fingers, natural disasters such as lightning storms and tsunamis immediately appeared in front of Klein's eyes.

"The spiritual overflow is very serious." He murmured to himself.

At this time, Lynn poked her head out of the buttons and pounced on the "Book of Natural Disasters".

"Wow, queen, after so many years, I finally see you again."

Naturally, the Queen of Scourge did not respond.

It's just a remnant soul. It relies on the 'natural disaster' characteristics integrated in the "Book of Natural Disasters" to survive. Without the rule-bending power of the "Black Emperor" injected into it by Klein, it can even regain consciousness, let alone communicate with the outside world. Even my will can't do it.

in short--

It belongs to a state of being at the mercy of others.

Even weaker than the remnant soul of the God of Death that lurked in Azik's soul.

"Klein, you will resurrect the queen, right?" Lynn stared at Klein eagerly.

Klein did not agree directly, but asked: "Do you only expect to be resurrected?"

After a pause, he then said: "I mean, you should also know that the elves have disappeared in the long river of history. Even if the Queen of Disaster is resurrected, it cannot change this status quo."

Hearing this, Lynn's face turned a little pale, but in a flash he nodded firmly: "The elf clan's demise is destined, and no one can change it... I just simply want the queen to come back."

Klein pondered for a moment, "If that's the case, I will try, but there is no guarantee."

Words cannot be said to death.

Lynne is an exception after all.

No one can guarantee whether the grumpy elf lady will do something stupid after she is resurrected.

Anyway——

The "Book of Natural Disasters" will be kept by him for the time being.

Let’s talk about resurrection after being promoted to ‘Miracle Master’.

Comfort Lynn and put away the "Book of Natural Disasters".

Klein walked four steps backwards in the room and came directly to the Source Castle.

Have to admit.

This place gave him a great sense of security.

However, when he thought about the old immortal who had awakened from ancient times and always wanted to steal his home, Klein became even more eager to become stronger.

"Baby, my precious cassock." Since there was no one else around, Klein was able to release his true nature in the safe house. He was in a good mood and played an old joke from "Journey to the West".

The crystal ball in the palm of your hand does not weigh much. From the outside, it gives the illusion that there is something hidden inside.

The moment he grabbed the 'Never-Ending Theater', Klein understood the function and negative effects of this extraordinary item.

To be honest, it's very strong.

If you don't count the black wooden cane that he got by chance, the 'Never-Ending Theater' should be the most precious extraordinary item in his hand.

As important as the velvet curtain.

However, I heard that the velvet curtain is an imitation, and the original is in the hands of the goddess of the night, and it is of great significance to her. Klein felt that after he was promoted to 'Miracle Master', he would have to find a way to trade that thing from the goddess...

"Unfortunately, because of its extraordinary characteristics, this thing cannot be kept." A trace of regret flashed in Klein's eyes.

Poor.

I’m so scared of being poor!

Along the way, there was no money left and there were very few treasures.

Some of the previous extraordinary items were either sold or given away.

As of now, all I have around me is the black wooden cane, the velvet curtain, and a stand-in disc (God Krum) that I didn't return on purpose.

This time I finally got a level 0 sealed object, but I had to take the initiative to destroy it and take out the extraordinary characteristics.

awful.

Poor God, miserable!

There is no way, this is the reality.

Many transparent threads protruded from Klein's back, stabbing into the crystal ball involuntarily.

With the blessing of Source Castle, the Thief's Thread easily separated the extraordinary characteristics hidden in the 'Never-Ending Theater'.

From the outside, this group of extraordinary properties is like a heart, as transparent as crystal, but small bubbles appear from time to time. Each bubble seems to hide an illusion, which is dazzling.

"The extraordinary characteristics are obtained, only the auxiliary materials and promotion ceremony are left." Klein held the 'heart' in his hand, thoughtfully.

He didn't understand this aspect.

Time is tight and I am too lazy to look for clues myself.

So he decisively took out his phone and sent a private message to someone:

"The formula for Miracle Master's medicine and the promotion ceremony are urgent."

I have to praise the quality of Qiao's products. Regardless of whether you are in the abyss or the starry sky, as long as you can turn on the phone, you can make calls freely.

After a while, the screen lit up, and someone from Qiao responded.

"V me 50."

Klein: →_→

In desperation, he replied

"Brother, don't make trouble. If you have anything to do, we'll talk about it later. We owe the bills first. When we are able to pay them back, we will settle them together."

Jon didn't tease him anymore this time, and sent him the correct potion formula and the corresponding extraordinary ritual.

"300 ml of the Dark Demonic Wolf's blood, plus a Star Worm, a Time Worm... Ritual: Bring a forgotten piece of history back to the modern age."

Klein fell silent.

It's easy to negotiate between the Star Worm and the Time Worm. If it doesn't work, just spend some money to ask Mr. Men and Grandpa Pales for a deal.

The Night Goddess probably has the blood of the Dark Demonic Wolf in stock, so there is no need to worry too much.

Is this extraordinary ceremony bringing a forgotten piece of history back to modern times?

There is no history left behind!

Klein had a headache.

Although it is not impossible to directly devour extraordinary characteristics, with the stability of his anchor point, there is at least a 99% chance that it will not mutate out of control.

But Klein really doesn't dare to bet on that 1%.

My bad luck is one thing.

Whether the 'Lord of Mysteries' will take the opportunity to cause trouble is another aspect.

"So, we can only look for a piece of lost history?" Klein sighed.

Then he thought that the elves seemed to be "forgotten history". If an elf that disappeared in the long river of time could be resurrected, it seemed that the conditions for the extraordinary ritual could be met.

Even worse, Derrick's hometown Silver City, over there in the Land Abandoned by God, also belongs to the 'forgotten history'.

Looking at it this way, there are quite a few choices.

(I originally planned to end it with a mysterious dungeon. I always wanted to write a little extra stuff, but I couldn’t stop it. In this case, I will insert an extra dungeon. The story of the war in the Eastern Continent and Klein’s becoming a god will be placed in it. Let’s talk about the last volume)

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"Seven Deadly Sins"

"In the ancient past, there were five completely different races on this land."

"3,000 years ago, the goddess race led the fairies, giants and humans to crusade against the destructive demon race. The combination of the power of the four races finally sealed the demon race and restored peace to the earth. This war was called by later generations. Jihad.”

In the capital of the prosperous Kingdom of Leonis, a young man with black hair smiled and told the children around him ancient stories from the past.

He has a delicate and handsome appearance, picturesque eyebrows, and a strong and tall figure. The young man wore fitted muslin clothes and a thick cloak, held a banjo harp, and wore brown short boots.

He has a kind and friendly aura about him, which spontaneously attracts people around him to stop and observe.

Just play it with ease and the piano will sound melodious.

Even the patrolling knights couldn't bear to be disturbed and subconsciously stayed away from the area.

——No one wanted to cause trouble for the bard before, but after several nobles and even important officials in the royal court came forward, there was no further trouble.

"Mr. Jon, Mr. Jon, are the Demon Clan very strong? How does it compare to the Paladins!"

"Mr. Jon, I saw you taught many gangsters a lesson easily before. Are you also a paladin? Where are your armor and weapons?"

"Mr. Jon, please give me your autograph."

It was obviously a street performance in essence, but in the end it turned into a personal meeting with idols.

It can only be said that the name ‘Jon Joestar’ is really popular in today’s kingdom.

Gentle, kind, and powerful.

There are rumors that many ladies and young ladies have taken the initiative to offer olive branches to this mysterious bard.

Some people also say that the thief that the Kingdom's Paladins couldn't catch, only asked Mr. Jon for one night, and the matter was solved.

Anyway——

Everybody loves Jon Joestar.

"Thank you for your support, thank you, thank you, see you again." Jon waved to everyone.

He does not charge any money for his impromptu performances, and all the rewards he receives will be donated to buy bread and clothes for poor children.

Such a kind deed was highly praised by the residents of the kingdom who advocated chivalry.

Praise of holy music, the incarnation of virtue...

The reputation came like a flood, but Jon was as calm as a rock, seemingly not caring about the false reputation at all.

After finishing today's performance, he took his harp and returned to the hotel where he stayed.

It's incredible.

Although Jon's identity is just a commoner, even the lowest street performer, also known as a bard, his daily living conditions are not bad at all, and he lives more comfortably than some minor nobles.

The hotel has four floors in total. The first floor is for drinking and eating, and the second to fourth floors are for accommodation. He has the fourth floor to himself.

Not only that, in order to expand the area of ​​​​the house, the hotel owner directly smashed the wall and renovated it, turning Jon's room into a large suite, comparable to a presidential suite.

Outsiders are very surprised.

Only those who know the inside story are not surprised.

If you can satisfy Mr. Jon, it doesn't matter if you destroy a few houses, it is to subvert the entire kingdom...

Back to business.

Returning to his private space, Jon immediately sensed something was wrong.

He narrowed his eyes, smiled and said to the direction of the curtain: "Come out, friend, I see you."

The moment he finished speaking, there was a crashing sound, like the sound of hard iron colliding.

But a pair of knight's gloves appeared by the window sill, followed immediately by a black metal head.

"that……"

There was a buzzing sound in the helmet.

Breathless.

emmmm

It sounds a bit weird and a bit astringent.

"Excuse me, are you...Jon...Mr. Joestar..."

The strange knight standing by the window sill asked with difficulty.

Jon nodded.

Blinking his eyes, he said: "By the way, do you need help? I think you look like you are about to fall."

"Ah... be sure... please give me a hand..." The weird knight's voice dropped a few decibels, probably because he felt a little embarrassed.

Jon didn't think about anything else and walked straight to the window sill.

He stretched out his hand and with a little force, he threw the iron lump into the house.

boom--

A shallow human-shaped pit was carved out of the wooden floor, which showed how heavy the strange knight's full-body armor was.

The weird knight screamed.

He quickly got up and apologized to Jon: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

Jon scratched his eyebrows: "How should I put it? From the day we arrived, I had a hunch that we would meet sooner or later... After all, according to the 'trampoline pinball' theory, existence of my quality will unconsciously attract 'The one favored by fate' is the so-called "protagonist". "

Weird Knight:? ? ?

I do not understand.

But it seems very powerful.

Jon pulled up a chair and sat down, crossed his legs, and said with a relaxed expression: "So, what do you want from me, Elizabeth Lyons... princess."

"Eh!!!"

Because he was so shocked, his helmet fell off, and a delicate face appeared in front of Jon.

White hair, blue eyes.

The face has some baby fat, and it is sweaty and steaming.

Looks very cute.

"You, you, you...how do you know..." Elizabeth looked at Jon with wide eyes, unable to figure out how she was exposed.

Jon frowned slightly.

After pondering for a moment, he followed his heart and said, "Princess Elizabeth, do you know that knights are generally called stinky cans?"

Without waiting for a reply, he continued: "What I mean is, you should take a shower."

Elizabeth:? ? ? (End of chapter)