A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

There are ready-made bathing facilities in the suite. The third princess Elizabeth took off her armor with a red face, turned around and rushed into the bathroom without saying anything.

After a while, the sound of rushing water sounded.

Jon sighed.

Looking at the sky outside the window, I was lost in thought, not knowing what I was thinking.

About ten minutes later, Elizabeth poked her head out with a wet head, "That... Lord Jon..."

She blushed and murmured: "Excuse me, do you have any changes of clothes?"

A set of tight-fitting black tights had long been soaked with sweat, and the smell wasn't that good.

Jon said "wait", stood up and took out a new set of clothes from the closet.

White shirt, black pants.

This classic combination is suitable for both men and women.

But Jon was tall after all, and this outfit looked baggy on Elizabeth.

As a last resort, Jon used a knife to cut off the excess, turning the long trousers into cropped trousers and short sleeves.

Thank you very much Elizabeth.

After everything was put away, Jon sniffed slightly, stared at the nervous Elizabeth and spoke slowly: "So - what does Her Royal Highness, the princess of the kingdom, want to do with me, a commoner?"

"Ah, please don't say that." Elizabeth was so frightened that she couldn't even speak properly: "I have heard of your great reputation, Sir Jon, and even the Holy Knights of the Kingdom are no match for you."

"It's all rumors. The sedan chair was carried by everyone, and the friends on the road gave it face." Jon waved his hands, not admitting this fact at all.

After pondering for a moment, he then said, "Speaking of which, there seem to have been rumors recently that you have disappeared and your life or death is unknown."

"It's not that I disappeared, but that I took the initiative to escape from the dangerous palace." Elizabeth said urgently: "The kingdom is controlled by traitors. My escape this time is to find the legendary Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins."

"Oh." Jon nodded to express understanding, "Then what?"

"Then?" Elizabeth didn't expect Jon to ask this. She blinked blankly and said matter-of-factly: "Then... we can drive out all the bad guys and restore normal order to the kingdom."

"With all due respect, Princess Elizabeth, from my perspective, there is no order or chaos at all." Jon said with a smile, ignoring the changing expression on Elizabeth's face.

He scratched the tip of his brow and said, "Let me guess, you heard about my reputation from somewhere, and then you ran away from the palace as soon as you got mad, and you plan to ask me to help you find the legendary Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins?"

Elizabeth was stunned for a moment, then nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, that's what I mean."

Hearing this, Jon raised a finger, "Let's not say whether I am willing to help you. Don't you know that the Seven Knights have long been history? Since the rebellion, no one has seen them again. . Up to now, we don’t know whether those seven people are dead or alive. Even so, you still have to find them? "

"Yes!" Elizabeth admitted excitedly, seemingly not hearing the sarcasm in Jon's tone.

"Okay, okay, let's go back to the original question." Jon held his forehead helplessly, "Why are you so sure I will help you?"

He said with a smile, "Compared to helping an out-of-line princess who wants to get out of trouble, I can get more benefits by handing you over to the Holy Knights directly."

"Benefits?" Elizabeth was completely shocked, "But you are the 'Praise of the Holy Sound' and the 'Incarnation of Virtue'!"

This shows how important a false reputation is to a person's evaluation.

With the blessing of fame, Elizabeth almost never thought about the possibility that Jon would not help her.

"You can live as long as you do, thanks to your good fortune." Jon commented.

Elizabeth didn't know how to respond, and there was an uneasy look on her face.

It can be seen that she is really afraid that Jon will report to the knights of the kingdom.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore." Although it was very interesting to see the pitiful expression on the girl's face, Jon was not a devil after all.

Crossing his fingers, he crossed his legs and said, "You can let me escort you out to find someone, but I have a condition."

"Ah, you said it." Elizabeth came back to her senses and breathed a sigh of relief.

Jon said calmly: "You must listen to me and fulfill one of my wishes."

"That's it? No problem!" Elizabeth agreed immediately.

Judging from her joy, she seemed to be afraid that Jon would regret it.

"Every wish must be fulfilled, you have to think about it, including the very excessive content." Jon deliberately looked at Elizabeth.

However, Elizabeth's natural stupidity is really powerful, and she still responded energetically: "No problem! I will work hard!"

This time it was Jon's turn to be speechless.

If he has no conscience at all, he will become a junior fan.

But.

Although he has no scruples about "the crumbs of the world", he still has a little bit of pure love in his bones.

Elizabeth and Meliodas were entangled in a love affair that lasted forever, and he, someone, had a hand in it and spread the word about it, whether it was good or bad.

Forget it, just leave it at that.

"Okay, okay, I really lost to you." Jon scratched his head: "We will leave early tomorrow morning, and you can take a rest here tonight."

Seeing that Jon finally relented, Elizabeth was moved to tears, "That's great, thank you, Lord Jon."

It’s still the same saying, ‘I am able to live such a long life, thanks to my good fortune’.

Just be vigilant, if you put it outside, it will be eaten and wiped clean.

After a few more instructions, Jon went to the bathroom himself, intending to take a good bath and relax.

Unexpectedly, Elizabeth actually offered to rub ‘Lord Jon’s’ back.

Jon thought about it for more than ten seconds, but still refused outright.

"I won't make a date, thank you."

Leaving a few words behind, he slammed the door.

However, in an instant, the bathroom door opened again, and a black tights flew out.

"Take it, take it, bring it to me quickly!"

Elizabeth:? ? ?

After thinking for a moment, she understood.

Her attitude before contacting Mr. Jon, his insistence on letting her take a shower when they met, and her dislike of her underwear...

"Lord Jon, it turns out you are mysophobic."

…

…

The ill-fitting armor and black jumpsuit were destroyed by Jon in a secret way

——You cover it up tightly, for fear that others won’t know what your problem is?

When Elizabeth woke up, she found a set of simple and plain women's clothing: a pink lace top, slim-fitting white cropped pants, and brown leather sandals.

There are also several very tightly covered boxes.

She was a little embarrassed, "Lord Jon, I have cost you money again."

"It's just a small amount of money." Jon said with a normal expression, "After you change your clothes, I will also put on makeup for you, so be smart."

Put on...makeup?

Elizabeth tilted her head.

"This white hair and your hairstyle are too conspicuous." Jon looked Elizabeth up and down, "So I need to put on makeup to slightly change my appearance."

"Okay, everything is up to you." Elizabeth nodded obediently.

Although she happily agreed, she didn't think that simple makeup was easier to hide her identity than wearing full body armor.

Jon turned around and left the room, "Let's change clothes."

Elizabeth took off her white shirt and black pants. She wanted to put on the new clothes directly, but after scanning the tight boxes, she opened them first out of curiosity.

Then, her face turned red.

Because the box contains nothing else, but several sets of underwear with novel styles and comfortable materials.

The underwear comes in a set with separate upper and lower parts.

Elizabeth picked it up shyly, measured it a little, and blushed even more.

This size... is simply more suitable than the one she picked out herself.

Finally finished dressing up, Jon seemed to have left eyes in the room and came back just in time.

He looked at Elizabeth, nodded slightly, and said, "In fact, just a simple disguise can make a person's image completely new."

He raised his hand and pulled out a set of makeup tools as if by magic.

Elizabeth was dumbfounded.

No, where did these things come from?

But no matter how doubtful she was, Jon applied it over and over again on Elizabeth's face with great skill.

Soon, the naturally dull white-haired girl turned into a black-haired lady.

Not only that, the subtle details, such as the moles on the face, the length of the eyelashes, etc., are completely different from before.

Elizabeth looked at herself in the mirror and couldn't help but reach out and touch it.

After reacting for more than ten seconds, she happily said to Jon: "It's amazing, Lord Jon, your skills are really amazing!"

"Oh, my other skills are better, you will know later." Jon looked calm.

Of course, this does not refer to driving, but the ability to hide from the sky.

Half an hour later, the knight guarding the city gate stared at Jon and Elizabeth who had put on makeup. After comparing them for a long time, there was no result, so they let them go.

Elizabeth breathed a sigh of relief.

Without Lord Jon to protect her, she planned to break out wearing that armor.

Even though her body is white and soft, she can sometimes burst out with incredible power. Even Elizabeth herself feels strange...

I thought this level was over.

But unexpectedly, the moment he stepped out of the city gate.

A familiar voice sounded behind Elizabeth.

"etc!"

Upon hearing that voice, Elizabeth's body suddenly stiffened.

Jon signaled her not to be nervous with his eyes, and turned around, only to see a pink-haired paladin getting closer and closer.

"This is really... the wonder of fate makes people sigh." Jon smiled and said hello: "Your Excellency Gil Sander, I haven't seen you for a while."

"Lord Jon." Paladin Gilthunda (referred to as Gil) stroked his chest and saluted.

Although he has the highest title of "King Kong", his attitude towards Jon is extremely respectful.

There is no other reason. "The strong are respected" can explain everything.

The two had a secret confrontation.

The results speak for themselves.

After that, Jill had some thoughts and always took the initiative to show her kindness.

But Jon didn't express anything and was still addicted to street performances.

"Are you leaving? Master Jon." Gil was as cold as ice, but if you taste his tone carefully, you can feel a trace of unwillingness.

And... panic.

"I have stayed in the capital for too long and I want to go somewhere else, but I will come back again." Jon said casually.

Hearing this, Jill nodded slightly: "That's good."

Then he looked at Elizabeth: "Who is this?"

"Carol." Jon made up a name casually, "My cousin, I found her from my hometown yesterday."

Elizabeth: ⊙_⊙

Cousin or something.

so funny.

Brother Gil... ahem, can Gil Sanda believe it?

Jill looked at it for a moment, and felt something was wrong. There seemed to be a nostalgic aura about the black-haired woman.

He had a guess in his mind.

But not sure.

He could only smile and say: "That's it."

After saying that, he saluted again: "I wish you a pleasant journey and a speedy return to the royal capital."

"Thank you." Jon waved his hand and pulled Elizabeth, who was a little stiff, away from her.

Staring at the two people's retreating figures, Jill's guess became more certain.

The appearance has changed, the temperament has changed, but some small movements will not change.

"Elizabeth, it really is you." He thought to himself, and he was filled with endless ecstasy.

No one knows the strength of Jon Joestar better than him. If such a strong man assists Elizabeth...

"Perhaps, my "wishes" will come true soon. "

the other side.

"It was really dangerous just now, Lord Jon." Elizabeth patted her rising and falling chest: "I was almost discovered by the Holy Knight Gilthanda."

"Haha, who knows." Jon said ambiguously.

Clapping his hands, he summoned two horses.

"Magic! You really have the power of a paladin!" Elizabeth shouted without knowledge.

"Okay, okay, let's go quickly." Jon urged.

After a pause, he asked: "I forgot to mention it yesterday, where are you going to find the members of the Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins?"

Elizabeth blinked: "I don't know."

"I don't know?" Jon asked doubtfully: "Do you want to just choose a direction, wear that ridiculous armor, and try your luck like a headless fly?"

Elizabeth was silent for a few seconds, and then said pitifully: "No...can't you?"

"I stress again that your ability to live this long is all due to good luck." Jon said helplessly, "Now help us choose a direction."

Elizabeth looked around, and finally pointed casually, "Then... north."

All the way north?

fine.

Not all the way west.

"I'm heading north, leaving the season with you~" Jon immediately started singing as soon as he played the portable harp.

After all, the character is a bard.

You must do your job well.

Although Elizabeth didn't recognize the song Lord Jon was singing, she found it inexplicably pleasant, and she softly echoed it in a dignified manner.

The two rode horses all the way north and disappeared at the end of the horizon in a short time.

…

…

In the crystal ball, the light representing the source of magic became more intense.

The woman lowered her head and whispered to herself: "It's impossible. How can such a thing exist in the world?"

She stared into the crystal ball.

A faint layer of mist emerged from the sphere.

The mist parted, revealing Jon and Elizabeth.

Suddenly, Jon turned his head and looked in a certain direction.

And in the picture displayed by the crystal ball, he happened to be looking at the woman.

After only half a second of hesitation, he made a weird gesture of covering his face with his chest.

"I said, you are looking at me, Marlene..."