A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

I'm so hungry and don't want to move.

Jelica looked embarrassed.

But the current situation is no longer up to her.

Pushing her weak body to stand up, Jelica pulled out the sword that already had several gaps and protected Jon behind her: "Lord Jon, please stay away from here... In short, I will try my best to protect you. .”

As we all know, Master Fa's body is very fragile. If a thick-skinned monster gets close to him, everything will be over.

Jelica didn't think much of it, just thinking that Jon was an academic magician who lacked practical experience.

Take a deep breath.

"I don't know, I can't stand it." She felt uncertain, but her face showed no fear.

The few magic powers were activated, and Jelica's whole body exuded a slight chill.

And just as the girl was facing off with a sword, a mountain-like monster slowly walked over.

Judging from the outline, a vague human shape can be seen. It's just that the weird appearance with three heads and four hands cannot be related to normal humans.

"Meat...meat...eat...eat..."

The monster still has a trace of human instinct and shouts incomprehensible words.

It simply ignored Jelica and focused all its attention on the ingredients.

"Don't even think about it!"

Seeing this, Jelica let out a sweet shout and slashed forward.

The crescent-shaped sword light swept across.

call out--

When it is chopped on the monster, a layer of white frost is visible to the naked eye.

The monster only paused for a second, and then continued to approach as if nothing happened.

"Is it too light? How about this move!"

Jelica frowned.

All the magic power was concentrated, and then a wave of light was shot at the tip of the sword.

Ice damage, with slowing effect.

In an instant, most of the monster's body was frozen, and it looked at Jelica angrily.

"Roar!"

Looking up to the sky and roaring, every inch of frost is shattered.

It finally set its main target on Jelica.

"Lord Jon, run now!"

Once you start fighting, you won't care about anything else. Jelica was worried that the aftermath would affect Jon's life safety, so she hurriedly shouted.

Jon was really obedient, like a rabbit, holding a bowl of noodles and retreating to the edge of the battlefield, "Jelica-chan, fight!"

Jelica:? ? ?

Not only does he have no combat experience, but he also lacks common sense.

Forget it.

Who made this guy his benefactor?

Even if she risked her life, she wouldn't let this monster get close to Jon!

Fortunately, I ate a Snickers bar before.

With the help of chocolate, caramel, peanuts and nuts, Jelica regained some strength.

Her lavender eyes scanned the monster up and down, trying to find its fatal weakness. Perhaps because of the matter of life and death, his mind was spinning faster than usual. After looking at it for a moment, Jelica really saw some clues.

"There is something obviously unnatural where the monster's three heads are connected. Yes, that's right there!" Jelica confirmed in her mind, and unconsciously tightened her grip on the sword.

But she didn't dare to act rashly and always comforted herself, "You only have one chance, you must not miss it! Calm down, I want to calm down!"

But regardless of Jelica's little thoughts, the monster roared and rushed over, its four arms rounded, like a big windmill, and slapped down on its head and face.

Jelica rolled to the side, dodging the fatal blow.

He returned his sword and struck the monster on the back, leaving a shallow sword mark, which was neither painful nor itchy.

The monster twisted around and flew into the air.

Jelica had to back away again.

In the process of retreating, she turned the sword sideways and quickly wiped the sword blade. The cold magic power spread around and condensed into a thin mist, which quickly covered the surrounding environment.

The visibility suddenly decreased, and the monster's vision was affected to a certain extent.

Jelica was like a tiptoeing cat, carefully circling around the monster.

She was not in a hurry to take action, but instead concentrated on making some slight noises to disrupt the monster's sight and hearing from time to time.

Finally, at a certain moment, Jelica's eyes flashed, and her whole body was like a rapidly flying arrow, piercing the monster's weak point with the sword in her hand at lightning speed.

"Succeeded!" Jelica was extremely happy.

The demonic blood exploded.

Jelica abandoned her sword and retreated, luckily not being affected.

When the fog dissipated, the monster struggled and howled desperately.

However, the magic power left on the sword froze it from the inside out, turning it into an ice sculpture.

"The victory or defeat has been decided——" Jelica was extremely excited.

Speaking of which, this was the first time she had defeated this half-human, half-ghost monster head-on.

Sure enough, the purpose of the Paladin's existence is to protect others.

Jelica turned around excitedly and shouted to the distance: "Lord Jon, did you see it? I succeeded."

Just seeing the situation in the distance clearly, the expression on her face quickly became dull.

Because Jelica saw Jon who was holding a big bowl and making noodles like crazy.

It's a bit absurd, but that's not the point.

The point is, standing behind Jon is a monster that looks like a python turned spirit!

"Be careful!" Jelica reminded loudly, rushing towards Jon like crazy.

Jon turned back 'behind the scenes', his whole body froze in place, unable to move.

In desperation, Jelica broke out at the highest speed in her life, and the shackles of the past quietly disappeared. At this critical moment, her strength has become an official paladin.

"Stay away from Lord Jon!"

Since she didn't have a weapon in her hand, Jelica had no choice but to wave her fist in an unladylike manner.

But before her fist could hit the monster's face, Jon turned slightly sideways, waved his hand lightly, and the chopsticks instantly pierced the monster's throat.

Jelica, who was flying into the air, suddenly lost strength and fell to the ground with a thud.

"Huh?" She raised her head in disgrace, all she could think about was, 'Who am I? ’ ‘Where am I? ''what happened? ’

"Well done, Miss Jelica." Jon praised as if nothing happened.

"You...why...isn't right...eh?" Jelica was confused.

The object that was supposed to be protected turned into a being with superior strength.

She felt as ridiculous as the little white rabbit clamoring to cover up the lion.

Jelica's face turned blue and red.

I don't know if I'm ashamed or angry.

Jon: "Thank you for your hard work just now, but I think we can be more efficient next time when dealing with such trash fish, what do you think?"

Ah this...

Jelica didn't know what to say at all.

To be fair, she had to risk her life to kill the monster just now.

As long as you can win.

What else matters is efficiency.

After calming down, Jellica showed a bitter smile to Jon: "Please stop teasing me, Lord Jon."

Is there anything left to say now?

Even the stupidest person knows he or she has been tricked.

Jon was very innocent, "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? Come on, let's have a bowl of noodles."

Who in the right mind would just finish killing a monster and start snarling in the next second?

Jelica wanted to refuse.

But at this moment, there was an unsatisfactory sound in her stomach.

In desperation, he had no choice but to respond with a blushing face: "Then I'll trouble you, Lord Jon."

The meal after a battle is always delicious~

Jelica ate all the big pot of noodles by herself.

On the other hand, Jon only caught one bowl.

But he didn't care.

When Jelica put down the dishes, the old god said: "By the way, I forgot to mention just now that when you were fighting that thing, you accidentally splashed a few drops of the devil's blood into your mouth."

Jelica was stunned for a moment, tilted her head, a little unsure: "No."

"No, no, no, it's the kind of very small droplets of blood." Jon lied nonsensically.

The topic changed: "But don't worry, that dose of the blood of the demon clan will not have any impact on your body."

Jelica was originally worried, but upon hearing this, she immediately relaxed.

Lord Jon said yes, so be it.

However, Jon's next words made her heart twitch again: "It's just that some negative effects are inevitable. I'll probably, maybe, have diarrhea for a while."

Jelica:…

You should have told me this kind of thing earlier!

If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have eaten so much.

Jelica's face was full of grief and anger, and before she could say anything, a heart-wrenching feeling surged out of her lower abdomen, writhing and cramping.

She blushed and said, "I'm going to make it easier."

After saying that, he ran to a very far place without saying a word.

Jon chuckled.

The blood of the demon clan is fake.

But the medicine he put in the soup was real.

Of course, it is not a poison, nor is it a spoof laxative. To be precise, it is a tonic that can remove impurities from the body and improve qi and blood.

It is similar to the marrow-cleansing spiritual objects that appear in ordinary fantasy novels about cultivating immortals.

Doesn’t that kind of plot often happen? The good-for-nothing protagonist received the first wave of strengthening, and the impurities in his body were expelled, filling three large basins...

Back to business.

When he saw Jelica again, the girl's complexion and skin quality had improved, but her eyes were inevitably a little tired.

Jon sniffed deliberately and took a step back calmly, "Although these words are a bit inappropriate, I think it's better for you to wash up."

How could you say such things in front of a girl?

Jelica's face was as red as a burning cloud.

She wanted to pretend to be cold and say, 'Don't underestimate the Paladin,' but when she met those black eyes, she lowered her head unconsciously.

Jon clapped his hands and summoned many toiletries out of thin air, "What a coincidence, I happen to be carrying a magic weapon that is necessary for home travel. With these things, you don't have to worry about water problems, because magic is very magical. ~”

It's really magical——

By now, Jellica is no longer surprised by Jon's various miraculous things.

The other party is a great magician whose strength, knowledge and vision far exceed his own.

Just be obedient and that's it.

Jellica took Jon's gift but did not turn around and leave.

After pondering for a moment, he said: "I have forgotten to ask, Lord Jon, why are you and your friends here? Is there anything you need my help with?"

"I accept your offer, but you'd better wash yourself up first... If you want to help me, I won't be polite."

Jon waved his hand, "Come on."

What's so exciting about taking a shower?

Jelica resisted the desire to complain and turned around to leave.

To be honest, she had vaguely sensed that something was wrong.

And he became suspicious of what Jon said about "accidentally eating the blood of the devil".

I don’t know if it’s a woman’s intuition, but she always feels that Sir Jon is deliberately seeking revenge...

But the strange thing is that she has always been very respectful and has never done anything to offend the other party.

Turn around.

Jelica was silent for a moment without speaking, and bowed deeply to Jon.

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Time passed little by little.

Qiao was thinking silently in his mind.

When the countdown in his mind reached one, he heard a scream far away.

"what happened!"

After a while, Jelica, wearing loose clothes and exuding holy light, ran back.

"Lord Jon! I..."

"Don't worry, don't worry, I forgot to tell you that my special toiletries have many functions such as whitening and anti-wrinkle, delaying aging, nourishing the skin, etc. This is normal for you."

Damn it, it's normal to be covered in light!

Jelica was going crazy.

In a deserted land full of dangers, keeping the LED light on 24 hours a day is equivalent to telling those monsters, ‘Come and hit me, come and hit me’.

Jon spread his hands and said, "Don't you understand? This is what the upper class use."

After that, I made up a price at random.

When Jelica heard that the price of a bottle of shampoo was more than half a year's salary, she immediately fell silent.

She stopped talking.

Someone ‘speaks’ for Jelica.

The soft holy light was like fishing bait falling into the water, quickly attracting the surrounding demon-blood monsters.

The expectation became a reality, and Jelica was on the verge of tears.

The only thing to be thankful for is that at the critical moment, she broke through the barrier of strength and became an official paladin. In addition, she was well fed and drunk, and her spirit was almost restored, and she was at her peak.

"Ah! Never mind!" There was no need to think about things that were unclear to her. Jelica gave up on herself and rushed towards the monsters.

Of course, she did not forget to retrieve the long sword that she had thrown out before.

Holding a sword in one hand, fight left and right.

The cold air is everywhere, like entering a deserted place!

Chopping and chopping.

Jelica has a new understanding of her own strength.

I couldn't help but wonder: "How did I become so strong?"

She really couldn't understand.

After all, not everyone can recognize the treasures of heaven and earth, and not every treasure of heaven and earth will be presented in the form of noodles...

Jon smiled as he watched Jelica fight with the monster, then fished out a handful of melon seeds from somewhere and ate them slowly.

The battle lasted from late night until dawn.

When there was no trace of any monsters around, Jelica roared happily.

Now she has the confidence to return to the capital and unseat the brother who the whole family holds in the palm of her hand.

But before that——

Jelica walked up to Jon with a complicated look on her face. After thinking about it again and again, she finally asked the question in her heart: "Maybe it's my misunderstanding, but Lord Jon, are you deliberately teasing me?"

Jon: "It's not a prank, it's a chance to give you a small revenge."

revenge?

Why!

Jelica was very puzzled.

She believed that she treated Jon respectfully, without any disrespect.

"That's too much. I've obviously called you a beast among beasts before~" Jon smiled and said, "Without endangering your life, isn't it enough to just retaliate a little bit?"

Hearing this, Jelica's eyes widened instantly and she said in disbelief: "Jon... you are Jon Joestar!" (End of Chapter)