A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Duplicate name?

Innocent.

kono Qiao Qiao!

Jelica was dumbfounded.

She couldn't understand.

Why did the biggest villain who wanted to subvert the kingdom appear in front of him?

Is this reasonable?

This is unreasonable.

"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Jon shook his fingers in front of Jellica: "Did the battle just now hurt your brain?"

Jelica finally reacted, stepped back, and pressed the hilt of the sword with her hand: "Don't come near me!"

"Hey, I don't." Jon took a step forward.

Jellica stepped back before she could make a move.

"I came, I left again, I came, I left again, hit me, you idiot."

Jelica:…

Do you want to eat pancakes?

Until the 'powerful magician' filter broke, she suddenly realized that the man in front of her had completely different thinking and behavior patterns from ordinary people.

It even made her feel that it was not good to be serious with such a psychopath.

"Didn't you call it very powerful before? Now the opportunity is in front of you. It's up to you whether you can seize it."

Hearing this, Jelica was silent for a moment and sheathed her sword: "Although I don't understand what's going on, you are indeed kind to me. You must abide by the virtues of chivalry. I cannot swing my sword against my benefactor."

"So." Jon asked.

"Until I repay this kindness, I will not regard you as an enemy." Jelica said word by word: "This is what I really think."

"Wow, that's quite principled." Jon pretended to be surprised, then returned to his normal expression: "Then, you passed the test."

test?

Jelica was puzzled.

Jon said truthfully: "It's a small test, mainly to see your reaction."

Jelica: "What if I choose to attack you?"

"Then kill him." Jon said openly: "I've had enough fun anyway."

demon!

Jelica felt a chill in her heart.

Such cold words made her understanding of the image of 'Jon Joestar' clearer.

This person can be gentle and considerate, but he can also treat life like a piece of grass and play with anyone in the world!

"Is a person's life just...fun for you?" Jelica asked in disbelief.

Not to mention that such a view is contrary to the virtues of the Paladin, it is simply anti-human!

"Almost, but not absolutely. If you didn't attack me, I wouldn't bother to kill you. After all, I'm not a bad person." Jon denied: "Anyway, congratulations, you survived successfully."

Jelica twitched the corners of her mouth and said nothing.

However, new questions emerged in my mind.

Could ‘Jon Joestar’s’ friends be related to the wanted criminals, the ‘Seven Deadly Sins’ Knights?

Also, what does ‘doing business’ mean?

Jelica's mind was spinning rapidly, and she suddenly felt that this was a good opportunity to obtain information.

certainly.

She has been accustomed to being accompanied by swords and armor since she was a child, and she has no qualifications for a professional spy.

Almost as soon as he spoke, his true intention was captured by Jon.

Jon was happy to play with this stupid girl and said half-truthfully: "The kingdom's structure has been renovated a long time ago. You may not know it. Not long ago, the two paladin captains secretly rebelled. Meliodas led the The Knights of the Seven Deadly Sins successfully rescued her at the critical moment, thus avoiding the destruction of the Kingdom of Leonis.

When the old king was happy, he named me the "court poet" and led his followers to come here specifically to find a flower that could reverse life and death, so that he could grind it into medicine and help his elderly family live forever. "

Jelica:? ? ?

The paladin captain rebels?

Could it be any more fake?

The flower that reverses life and death...

If there was such a thing, she would have eaten it with her sword!

Knowing that there was no truth in Jon Joestar's mouth, Jelica was a little disappointed, but not discouraged.

It’s still a long time.

As long as you pay enough attention, you will be able to come up with something useful sooner or later.

In fact, she really did it.

In the next few days, Jelica successfully learned Jon's height, weight, blood type, zodiac sign and XP.

Um.

Then her mind started to go crazy, and she seemed to be suffering from some kind of mental pollution.

Not only that, the body also began to evolve into something indescribable.

As a last resort.

Joe had to delete some taboo knowledge from Jelica's memory.

"Sure enough, the giant spray mushrooms are still too advanced for people of this era..." Jon sighed, feeling that it was hard to find a confidant.

In the tent, Jelica, who had returned to normal, opened her eyes in a daze.

What he saw was a handsome face.

"morning."

"Ah, it's early for you too." Jelica replied subconsciously.

Then she suddenly discovered that everything that should be there and what should be missing disappeared.

"ah!"

A scream shook the heavens and the earth.

Jon spread his hands helplessly: "You got yourself involved, I can't push you away. Also, don't get me wrong, I really didn't do anything. Your armor and clothes were torn by yourself. You're just a liar."

Jelica had no memory of last night at all, and she pulled on the quilt in despair.

Wuwuwu, mom, I’m not clean anymore.

"Be open-minded, there is still a long way to go in life." Jon patted Jelica on the shoulder like a normal person.

Jelica's body trembled and she suddenly went crazy, "Go to hell!"

"I told you-it was a misunderstanding."

Jelica didn't stop at all, picking up her pink fist and beating her hard.

"Stop, make me angry again."

"Go to hell, die, die!" Jelica didn't believe Jon's words at all, not even a single punctuation mark.

Jon's tone dropped: "This is your final warning, I won't be polite if you mess around again."

"Ah! I must kill you! Kill you and then commit suicide!" Jelica's eyes were red, and she used the White Rabbit Jump every movement.

Jon let out a 'hehe', "You can still live if you do evil by God, but you can't live if you do evil on your own."

A few hours later.

Mr. Qiao got dressed in a leisurely manner: "I admit, it's me this time."

Jelica's eyes were dull.

Thousands of words gathered in my mind, and in the end, only one sentence remained:

Woohoo, mom, I'm not clean again.

…

…

Dang Jin, Ban and Gowther went through all kinds of hardships to escape from the "City of the Dead".

What I saw was this scene:

Seeing a somewhat familiar young woman playing the role of a maid with a displeased look on her face, she was looking impatiently serving Sir Jon with soup and water.

"Oh, it's you, welcome back." Jon waved to the three of them.

"What's going on?" Ban approached with a smile.

Half of his body was almost pierced, but he still looked unconcerned, as if the injury was not to him but to someone else.

Jon: "Do you understand Stockholm Syndrome? Don't you? You always know the theory of accepting fate when you marry a chicken and follow the chicken, marry a dog and follow the dog, right?"

I don’t know, then I recommend you to watch some CCTV shows at 7 o’clock in the evening to taste the miserable life of women and see how they raise their children alone under the persecution of evil mothers-in-law and evil sisters-in-law... Well, this girl is about the same It's a similar mentality. "

class:(-)

The master's words are still as mysterious as ever.

He stopped thinking about things he couldn't understand. Ban rubbed his hands together excitedly: "Master, we succeeded!"

"I see, if you fail, you won't be in the mood to ask questions." Jon stretched out his hand: "Where are the things?"

"Here, here." Jin also ignored Jelica, who had a subtle expression, and took out a palm-sized wooden sculpture from his arms.

The wood carving is lifelike, and you can tell she looks like a gentle girl.

Gowther pushed up his glasses: "Elaine's soul is sleeping in the soul wood. Just waiting to make a perfect body, it can be temporarily resurrected in an alternative form."

To rely on, to possess.

It's better than not being able to meet each other.

Jin and Ban were very satisfied.

As for the 'perfect body', the two of them also have a plan in mind.

According to legend, the neighboring Kingdom of Camelot also possesses, in addition to the human holy sword, the Holy Grail that activates the power of life. It was the one that was lost when the Forest of the Fairy King was destroyed.

When they return to the capital of the Kingdom of Leonis, the two of them will go to neighboring countries to borrow the Holy Grail.

"Lord Jon, according to data analysis, if you want to successfully complete the experiment, the power of you and Marlene is indispensable." Gowther stared at Jellica, his calm eyes making her feel uncomfortable for a while.

Turning around, he continued: "One more thing, I feel that the "seal" seems to be loosened recently. "

seal?

Except for Gowther and Jon, everyone else had no idea what Gowther was talking about.

Jon smiled: "The seal is loose, which means it's a good thing. "

After saying that, he waved his hand to construct the teleportation magic: "Now that everything is done, let's go back."

When Jelica saw it, she became anxious and took Jon's arm without saying a word.

Speechless, eyes like autumn water.

Um.

It has the flavor of a heroine in a drama about bitter love.

Jon allowed the other party to pull him and activated the teleportation magic, and the surroundings quickly returned to silence.

the other side.

The back garden of the royal capital.

Meliodas used very poor acting skills and said angrily: "Hey, who would have thought that there are still remnants of the Demon Clan in the royal capital. My sword... What a pity."

Others more or less saw the abnormality, but Elizabeth was convinced and blamed herself very much: "If it weren't for protecting me, Meliodas-sama would not have been assassinated."

"It's okay, it's okay. Your safety is the first priority." Meliodas put his hands on the back of his head: "Speaking of which, it seems that a big shot is visiting today. As a princess, is it really okay for you not to go and greet him?"

"Master Arthur will be entertained by his father and sister Margaret in person. With the two of them, I don't have to appear." Elizabeth explained softly.

Meliodas smiled: "I'm quite curious about the strength of that boy Usher. I heard that even Gil is no match for him. In Lord Jon's words, that pink-haired boy has almost become a combat unit. .”

"This is so rude to Sir Jill." Elizabeth couldn't help but speak for Jill.

The truth comes out.

She knew about the help Jil Sander had given her, either overtly or covertly.

It can be said that without Jill's secret efforts, it is unclear whether she would have survived until the day when she made up her mind to find foreign aid.

"Okay, okay, I just said it casually." Meliodas deliberately skipped this topic: "Marin doesn't know what she is doing day by day, Diane is running around all day and can't even find anyone, Ai Scarano is very busy training the new generation of knights... so free."

Living in the royal capital and running a tavern is definitely impossible.

Meliodas doesn't have any missions like other companions, and he has almost become Elizabeth's exclusive bodyguard.

Elizabeth wanted to say something.

Suddenly, a voice sounded inexplicably.

"The legendary Meliodas-sama actually feels that life is empty? Is this the loneliness caused by invincibility?"

Before anyone arrives, the sound comes first.

Meliodas looked in a certain direction.

After a while, a young man wearing golden armor walked out.

He is a young man with heroic spirit and short stature. His yellow hair is tied back casually, free and unruly.

"You are?" Meliodas asked curiously.

"To introduce myself, you can call me Arthur. My name is Arthur Bendoragon." The young man stroked his chest and saluted: "I heard from the teacher that Lord Meliodas is the most powerful paladin in the world. One of them, I took the liberty of coming here to ask for advice.”

"Arthur...oh, you are the king of a neighboring country." Meliodas realized afterward.

Elizabeth quickly returned the greeting: "Lord Arthur, it is not polite to meet under such circumstances. Please forgive me."

"You are Her Majesty Elizabeth, haha, it's okay, it's okay. I ran out secretly. If I'm not polite, it's my lack of etiquette first." Arthur was very generous.

After a pause, he continued: "Thanks to His Majesty Bartola's kindness, I failed to notice that Your Majesty was in danger. I'm really sorry."

When he was young, Arthur was rescued by the old King Leonis.

The kingdom was in civil strife, and Marlene came to a neighboring country to become a mentor to the young king, giving Arthur Cope the glory of the 'Seven Deadly Sins'.

Although you can't see it from the outside.

But Arthur is actually a fan of Meliodas. Then he sneaked out during the banquet to look for his idol.

Meliodas seemed to be aware of Arthur's special emotions towards him, and felt helpless. He has always believed in 'acting if you can, and if you can't, don't take action.' But out of nowhere, a young fan came over and wanted to fight with him.

Very troubled, okay?

"Arthur, listen to me, you're here by chance, my sword was stolen by a bad guy..." Meliodas wanted to shirk.

Arthur's eyes flashed with excitement: "If this is the case, I will give my sword to Lord Meliodas."

Arthur's sword is not a magical weapon, but it is also very decisive. It is a rare and good sword.

Meliodas felt increasingly helpless.

Why is this guy like brown candy, you can't tear it off if you get it on?

Rolling his eyes.

He had an idea in his mind and said with a smile: "Arthur, did your teacher tell you that a paladin stronger than me has appeared now?"

"Stronger than you, impossible!" Arthur fell into the trap and his eyes widened instantly.

You can imagine that for a child who has been hearing "Superman is invincible, Superman can kill everything" since he was a child, one day he was told by Superman himself, "Actually, I am not invincible, I can't beat Batman."

How big will that psychological gap be?

Arthur couldn't accept it.

I can’t understand either.

He instinctively felt that Meliodas was lying to him.

Meliodas shook his head: "Believe it or not, that gentleman's name is Jon Joestar. He has a lot of divine power, and even your teacher Marlene can't come close to it."

Arthur: "Really?"

Meliodas: "It's absolutely true!" (End of this chapter)