A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 912 Appetizer·Roasted Mushrooms

The source starts from a village.

One day, the underground tomb began to collapse with a slight tremor.

A man appeared strangely...

The man claimed to be the king of the Golden Kingdom that perished a thousand years ago.

The Golden Kingdom was once an extremely prosperous country, but it was sealed by a crazy magician and locked underground, and has never seen the light of day.

"I will give everything to the person who defeats the magician."

Leaving this sentence, the man quickly decayed and turned into dust and disappeared.

So, countless adventurers poured into the underground and entered the depths of the maze to start their adventure.

From then on, the Great Pirates began...

No.

The Age of Great Adventure!

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“The labyrinth is full of monsters, which means that the ecosystem inside is self-contained.”

“Right, right.”

“Where there are carnivorous monsters, there are herbivorous monsters. At the same time, there are plants that herbivorous monsters need. Since there are plants, there is also sufficient light, water, and soil.”

“Right, right.”

“In theory, the labyrinth is another world that can provide an environment for intelligent races to survive.”

“That’s right! What a profound insight, Qiao Qiao.”

Malushel stared blankly at Jon and Laos singing the same tune, feeling overwhelmed.

“Wait a minute.” She said, “Even if this theory is true, eating monsters and the like…”

Emotionally acceptable.

Absolutely unacceptable physically.

Monsters.

So disgusting.

And dangerous.

Only a lunatic would eat that kind of thing.

"Miss Complaining Elf, we are all creatures, please don't discriminate against monsters, okay? Don't you know that the most dangerous ones are the most delicious?" Jon looked at Marusil and looked her up and down: "Don't blame me for not reminding you. With your mentality, you can't even defeat the Capture Level 5 Gala Crocodile."

Ga... Gala Crocodile?

Is there such a monster in the underground maze?

Marusil couldn't remember it for a moment.

And.

What the hell is the capture level? You have gained experience by eating monsters, right!

"Gala Crocodile, it sounds delicious... Ahem, Marusil, what I want to say is that it's not just monsters." Laos said seriously: "We have to eat everything we can eat and replenish nutrition as much as possible so that we can return to the level where the red dragon is."

Marusil: ...

I'm tired and don't want to talk.

"There's no way, because we have no money."

Laos patted Marusil's shoulder and couldn't help laughing.

Many black lines suddenly appeared on the head of the complaining elf: "Are you serious, hey, Laos, are you serious? Are you mentally normal?"

"With no money to buy food, this is the only way." Laos restrained his expression and spread his hands helplessly.

Then, he looked at Jon with a look of approval: "Really?"

"I don't care, I eat everything, I can eat anything. Monsters are fine, women are fine." Jon yawned, not taking eating monsters seriously at all.

"You're talking like a scumbag for no reason!" Maruxiel quickly protected her chest: "Sure enough, you're really bad."

"What? A fifty-year-old elf woman would also worry about her personal safety?" Jon laughed and retorted mercilessly: "Don't worry, even if I love everyone, I'm also very picky. Be it monsters or women."

Maruxiel blushed, "Fifty years old, fifty years old is only equivalent to you humans..."

She reacted belatedly: "Wait a minute! How do you know my age!"

"This should be considered my personal talent. When someone stands in front of me, I can easily tell their age and condition." Jon sniffed lightly and showed a look of disgust: "Find a chance to take a bath, greasy elf."

Maruxiel blushed and pointed the staff at Jon: "Ah! Fireball!"

Jon smiled slightly and drew his sword.

Swish——

The small fireball was split into two.

Maruxiel was so angry that she jumped up and down, "Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"

She glared at Laos fiercely: "I say, is there no other team member to choose from?"

"That's the situation, Maruxiel. Also, don't attack your companions again, although I know you don't mean any harm." Laos scratched his eyebrows. Then, he said excitedly: "Don't you think Qiao Qiao is very suitable for our team? A survival expert with super combat power, who can also play a supporting role. This time we will definitely be able to defeat the red dragon."

Maruxiel opened her mouth: "Laios, you..."

Quit.

A voice sounded in the bottom of my heart.

But thinking of Falin's smiling face.

All thoughts disappeared.

Maruxiel felt that she must be crazy. Knowing what would happen next, she had to bite the bullet and go deep into the underground with this group of unreliable guys.

If there were any other ways, she would not be willing to wrong herself like this.

"I'm an elf, a noble elf, and an excellent student at the Magician Academy..." After mumbling for a while in a voice that only she could hear, Malushel finally adjusted her mentality: "Okay, okay, really, why should I suffer this? I will try my best to convince myself, but you should also try to pick some monsters that look tasty."

"That's right!" Leos gave a thumbs up.

Seeing his stupid look, Malusil couldn't help but grab her golden hair: "You can't be angry when you choose it. You can't be angry when you choose it by yourself..."

Jon's expression was as usual: "Women are like this. Men need to take the initiative to create living conditions, but women have to consider more, such as whether they can eat it and whether it tastes good."

Malusil blushed again: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

"What I want to say is, since we are all companions of the same team, we should stop chattering. It is superficial, but it is superficial. Is there any difference between a slime and a minotaur? No! Jon approached Maluciel and said, "Or are you discriminating against slimes and thinking that slimes are not worthy of becoming monsters?"

"I traveled through time and boxed in a different world."

Malucil had never seen such exquisite boxing skills before, and she was speechless for a moment to refute.

Laos nodded excitedly: "That's so right, brother, that's so right. Slime has to eat, and minotaurs have to eat too. Only in this way can they be considered healthy."

At this moment, Chilchak narrowed his eyes, as if he had seen through something: "I said Leos... you shouldn't have been interested in eating monsters for a long time."

"No! No! I... not anyway!" Leos obviously couldn't lie. Others were fine, but he himself was confused first. Not only did he say anything, he even whistled in a disguised manner.

Chilchak couldn't help pinching his eyebrows: "You, although you usually have a weak brain. But I didn't expect you to be so perverted."

Laos: "Where is the abnormality? I am just more interested in monsters than ordinary people. Their lifestyle, their growth process, and..."

"...and their taste, right? Okay, okay, don't talk anymore." Chirchak pinched his brows harder.

"Very good. It can be seen that we are a united, friendly, harmonious and beautiful team." Jon yawned: "But forgive me for talking, do we still want to go in? It's already quite late. If we don't go in, we will Let’s sleep outside and talk about it tomorrow.”

"Go in, go in, of course you have to go in, time is money, every second counts." Leos waved his hand: "Let's go!"

As he was talking, a loud noise came from the entrance of the maze.

"Help! Can anyone help us?"

"Stop chasing me!"

Look inside.

But they saw a group of apparently novice adventurers being chased by a mushroom monster.

Mushroom monster, a mushroom-shaped monster that can move at will.

To be honest, apart from spore attacks and weak toxins, a kid of fifteen or sixteen years old can defeat one of these things.

The newcomers in the team were obviously in a panic, that's why they were chased and beaten by such a weak monster.

"Chance!"

Leos' eyes lit up.

If you feel really sleepy, just use the pillow.

I was worried about how to deal with the first monster.

The monster was brought to my mouth.

Jon stood with the knife in hand, "Leave it to me."

The words fall.

Three cuts.

Swish swish——

The mushroom monster is directly divided into three sections.

Thank you very much to the Newcomer Adventure Team. I am extremely moved.

"If you don't even have this kind of mental quality, you might as well go home and learn a craft." Malusiel said kindly: "The maze is still too dangerous for you."

Jon ignored the newbies.

Zi Gu Zi held the mushroom monster in his hand: "How is it? Do you want to eat it?"

"Yes, yes!" Laos nodded.

But he searched around and said regretfully: "There is no fire nearby, and there is no pot that can be used to make soup. Let's go underground first."

"This is simple." Jon pointed to the ground with one hand.

In the blink of an eye, a small sapling appeared.

"Natural magic?" Malusiel knew what to expect and couldn't help but look at Jon.

"Qiaoqiao, you don't want to..." Chirchak laughed dryly: "Let's have dinner on the spot."

"Just a little snack." Jon said, using the new branch as a skewer, and quickly sliced ​​the most tender part of the mushroom monster, and preserved it well: "Monsters like mushroom monsters don't need to be seasoned, the taste of the mushroom monster is its own. It’s so delicious.”

Maluciel:...

Chirchak:…

Putting aside the issue of mushroom monsters, your appearance as a glutton is very abnormal.

"Isn't it poisonous? Mushroom monsters are very poisonous. They can often kill kittens and puppies." Malusiel asked worriedly.

"That kind of toxin is nothing to humans, and it's worth mentioning that only brightly colored mushroom monsters are poisonous, and this one... emmm, it should be related to King Oyster Mushroom, it is definitely not poisonous, okay Enjoy it with peace of mind." As he spoke, Jon put on the skewers. Said to Malusil: "Beauty, can you lend me a hand?"

"Hiss—" Malusiel gasped, feeling goosebumps rising all over her body.

But he still reluctantly used a flame technique.

The team of new adventurers who were rescued were all stunned.

no.

This is the senior.

Eating monsters or something is too...

No, no.

You cannot slander your savior with such thoughts.

"Look carefully, the mushroom monster is actually quite cute. It has small feet and makes a creaking sound when walking. To be honest, I quite like it." Leos squatted beside the fire with excitement on his face, hehe giggle.

Seeing him like this, Chilchak finally swallowed back the words, 'Your sister is still in the belly of the red dragon, but you have the time to roast mushrooms and eat them here.'

"Well, there's nothing wrong, let's leave first."

"Thank you, seniors."

"We will definitely remember this kindness."

Seeing that the monsters chasing them had become food in other people's mouths, the team of novice adventurers smiled and waved goodbye.

Malusiel waved to them as well.

Turn around again.

The golden and shiny mushroom slices are all grilled.

"Where did you get the oil?" She swallowed and asked calmly.

"Even if it looks like a spore plant, it is essentially a monster. It secretes a fresh and natural oil." Jon explained casually and handed the baked skewer to Leos: "The brave ones enjoy the world first. Come on. , Warrior, if you eat this piece, I will make you live in trouble, and you will be able to unlock the special skill of Nine Heavens Flying Snow."

Leos:? ? ?

never mind.

do not care.

If you don’t understand, you don’t understand. Eating is the most important thing.

"I'm gonna start now."

Laos barely hesitated and took a bite.

Then her whole face suddenly turned into a girlish one: "Oh my god, it's obviously just roasted mushrooms, why are they so delicious?"

Jon smiled proudly: "I am not very talented, but I am the special chef Qiao Maoxing."

This kind of joke that no one could understand made the scene a little chilly.

But that’s okay, the aroma of the grilled mushrooms will wash it all away.

Leos was so happy when he ate.

At the end, Chilchak gritted his teeth and said: "Forget it, I don't know how many weird things I will eat in the future... Qiaoqiao, give me a bunch."

"Okay, little Edogawa, this is yours." Jon handed over a bunch of mushrooms.

"My name is Chilchak, not Edogawa." Chilchak complained and began to eat the golden, shiny and fragrant roasted mushrooms: "Oh, delicious!"

Malusiel was silent.

Malusiel's lips moved.

Malusiel took a step forward.

Maluseel's sanity regains the high ground.

Malusiel started to perform hip-hop floor moves...

"no no no!"

"But it smells very good."

"No, no, no."

"But it smells very good."

"Calm down, Maluciel!"

"I want to eat! I want to eat!"

Two voices were fighting in Maluseel's mind.

Just then, Jon came over with a bunch of grilled mushrooms.

"Miss Elf Oppa, do you want to eat my mushrooms?"

Malushir immediately became alert: "This is sexual harassment! This must be sexual harassment!"

"Stop talking nonsense, look at the mushroom!" Jon's expression suddenly changed, he rushed in front of Malusil at an extremely fast speed, and opened the mouth of the silly elf.

"Uh huh..."

Malusil seemed to be struggling desperately, but in fact she was chewing instinctively.

Don't tell me.

This mushroom.

It's quite delicious.