A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

sizzling rat movie

The essence of human beings is repeaters, incense and doves.

Obviously he was so reluctant before.

Eat something in your mouth.

Mary Hill unexpectedly discovered that this thing seemed to be no different from ordinary mushrooms...

No.

There are still some differences.

Ordinary roasted mushrooms don't have this herbal fragrance.

"hateful."

"It's obviously just a mushroom monster."

"How arrogant!"

"Damn, damn, damn (chew, chew, chew)!"

While eating, he muttered.

The thought made the family members laugh.

"Ah, I am so satisfied." Leos touched his belly with a happy smile on his face.

But at the same time, it is a pity that although grilled mushrooms are delicious, in the final analysis, they can only be regarded as snacks. To be fair, he still wants to eat some serious food.

"If you have a chance, buy a pot at the market on the basement floor." Leos thought to himself.

By this time, Jon had already put out the fire.

"I feel sleepy after eating." He yawned.

Malusil, who had a mushroom stuffed in her mouth, shouted in an indistinct manner: "Hey! Now is not the time to sleep! We need to quickly enter the underground maze of mouth!"

"I know Kuuya. I just said Kuuya casually. Don't react so much, Kuuya." Jon rolled his eyes, "Since you are going to enter the maze, hurry up and start Kuuya."

Maluciel:...

really.

This guy is so annoying.

Pack your things.

A group of four people officially entered the maze.

The maze can be generally seen as the Grand Line and the New World, and the adventurers are the pirates rushing to the sea.

The underground floor is almost like Rogge Town. A large number of adventurers gathered, and once there were more people, a market was formed spontaneously.

"There are still so many people here." Malusiel held the staff and carefully moved through the crowd.

She's pretty good.

Chilchak was the only one who was in trouble - the halfling was too short and could easily be scattered by the crowd.

After finally squeezing into a relatively spacious place, Leos straightened out his somewhat crooked armor and looked around for stalls that could be traded.

"Don't move around here. I'm going to sell the sword and armor first to get some necessary supplies." He pressed his hands and said, "You must wait for me to come back."

"No, why are you still selling equipment?" Chilchak stopped him: "With Qiaoqiao joining, the battle pressure has been reduced a lot, and our team also needs front-line professions. Your stainless steel armor is risky A must.”

Leos smiled: "I have thought about it. We have to rush to the level where the red dragon is as soon as possible. This armor is too heavy to wear. And if we just want to rush, the sword is not a necessity... …Of course, I will buy a knife or a small sword for self-defense, so you don’t have to worry about that.”

Chilchak helplessly raised his forehead and said, "Marusil, what can you say?"

Maluciel blinked: "Monsters... I will eat monsters obediently, and I will also sleep on the floor, so..."

"Marusil, Chilchak, you are such a lovely guy." Laos smiled happily, with a tear shed from the corner of his eye: "It's so great to meet you."

Maluciel and Chilchak looked away in embarrassment.

At this moment, Jon yawned very much to ruin the atmosphere: "I don't really mind if you guys deepen your relationship there, but ever since Miss Pointy-eared mentioned the topic of eating monsters, there is a furry uncle who has been talking about it. He’s staring at us with his round eyes.”

Everyone:? ? ?

Look in the direction Jon said.

A hair ball in the eye.

No.

Not a hair ball.

It was a dwarf warrior with thick beard and hair that almost covered his entire face.

He was wearing a horn helmet with one horn broken off, a large pot on his back, various messy bags on his body, and a large ax that didn't look very sharp in his hand.

"I..." the dwarf warrior spoke in a weathered voice: "I overheard your conversation."

He glanced at a group of four people: "Are you interested in cooking monsters?"

"Yes, yes, sir, I wonder what your name is?" For no reason, Leos was very interested in the dwarf warrior who accidentally talked to him: "My name is Leos, and I am the captain of this team."

"I am Sensi!" the dwarf warrior said his name in a deep voice.

After finishing his words, he sniffed: "It's the aroma of roasted mushroom monsters."

"I didn't expect that you could even discover this!" Leos's eyes lit up: "It's really amazing!"

"It's nothing. The mushroom monster has a faint, but very unique fragrance of grass and trees. After being roasted by fire, the fragrance will turn into a very strong smell." Sensi pointed to Malucile: "The elf over there The lady ate a lot, so I could find it easily.”

"What..." Malusil blushed and retorted without confidence: "I... I didn't eat that much either!"

Everyone ignored the long-eared rebuttal and kept talking to themselves.

Maluciel squatted on the ground and drew circles in resentment.

"Your team seems to be facing some kind of dilemma." Sensi touched his beard: "Do you need help?"

Leos opened his mouth, but finally calmed down: "Thank you, but I think we should be able to overcome it."

"Is that so?" Senxi's expression remained unchanged. "I just rarely meet people who don't discriminate against monsters. I was a little carried away for a moment. I'm really sorry."

After a pause, he said, "I'm just going to find some ingredients. Do you want to join me?"

Ingredients (×)

Monsters ()

Laos' eyes lit up!

"Of course."

At the age of 27 or 28, and the most physically demanding warrior profession, how can a few strings of grilled mushrooms fill him up? I had planned to come to the basement to have a good meal before, and now the opportunity has come!

"Haha, then follow me." Senxi waved his hand, signaling Laos and others to follow.

Malushiel was unwilling in her heart.

But her thoughts had nothing to do with her body...

Gurgle.

An embarrassing sound.

Long-ear covered his stomach and stared at Laos and others with hunger: "What? You think casting spells doesn't consume physical energy!"

"Ah, there's really no way." Chirchak put his hands on the pillow: "Since you have fallen to this point, just throw away those insignificant things, such as face, bottom line and dignity."

"The last two items are obviously not to be thrown away!" Malushiel completed her job of complaining very diligently.

The halfling spread his hands indifferently: "Throw it away, surviving is the first priority, let's go and see what kind of amazing ingredients are there in this underground floor."

That's what he said.

But the distribution of monsters in the underground floor has been almost completely figured out.

This is equivalent to a novice village.

The monsters living there are all weak chickens, such as slimes, mushroom monsters, big scorpions, giant rats and the like.

Senxi is indeed experienced.

He did not limit his vision to active monsters. In his eyes, all kinds of things can become ingredients.

Fruits that grow upside down, roots of trees, moss on tombstones...

Malushiel's face is getting darker and darker.

"Are you serious?" She said, "Are you really serious? I don't want to eat grass on other people's graves!"

Something 100 times worse than eating tributes happened - stealing grass on graves.

"This algae is delicious. It can not only be used to make soup, but also crushed and made into herbs." Sensi said seriously, "It's very valuable."

"Even if you say so, it's still grass on graves." Malushiel shook her head repeatedly.

Just then, Laos and Jon came back.

The two of them had a great harvest.

Four hands, holding four yellow and gray rats.

"No-"

"No-"

"No-"

If chewing grass on graves made Malushiel's psychological endurance on the verge of collapse, then eating dead rats was something she absolutely could not tolerate.

"What are you doing, Malushiel? Just a rat... No, this is not a rat, but a rat." Laos said seriously.

"Even if the name is changed, the situation won't change at all." Malushiel slapped her thigh: "Forget the mushroom monster, you even don't let the mouse go?"

"I've said it before, this is a giant rat, also called a giant rat." Jon's expression was indifferent: "Although it looks like an ordinary mouse, in fact, they only eat millet and plant roots, and rarely eat meat, so the meat is not ordinary tender."

"Hey, why do you know such boring information?" Malushiel asked a soul-searching question.

Jon spread his hands: "The magical conch told me."

"What the hell is the magical conch! Be serious, bastard!" Malushiel was about to break the defense.

Senxi nodded with satisfaction: "Well done, these giant rats look good. If they are cooked well, they should be delicious."

"No way, no way, you really want to eat rats!" Malushiel looked at Chirchak like grabbing a life-saving straw: "Say something, my partner, say something quickly!"

"Either eat or starve. Malushiel, this is the simplest and easiest thing to understand." Chirchak's eyes were solemn: "Can you find something easier to fill your stomach?"

Malushiel: ...

What to do?

She now wants to chew the grass on the grave.

Sure enough.

People like to compromise.

When you say you want to chew the grass on the grave, the other party is likely to disagree. But when you say you want to eat dead rats, the other party will be very willing to chew the grass on the grave.

"You are crazy, really crazy..."

Malushiel muttered to herself.

She made up her mind that even if she died, she would not eat a roasted rat even if she jumped down the stairs!

The noble elf kept his word!

The fire was lit soon.

The three men each performed their duties.

Laos seemed to be in the best mood, and even hummed a little song happily.

Jon skinned the rat skillfully, folded the rat skin and put it aside.

Seeing this, Senxi couldn't help but admire: "It seems that you are also a person with rich life skills, little brother."

Jon didn't even raise his head: "I just treat every monster with an equal spirit. Whether it's a slime or a dragon, enjoying them to their heart's content is the right way to treat them. I enjoy them, and they will enjoy me to their heart's content... If they are stronger than me, I don't mind becoming their food."

Plop.

Hearing this, Senxi's big iron spoon suddenly fell to the ground.

Coming back to his senses, he apologized repeatedly: "Sorry, I just suddenly felt that what you said made sense. Equality? It's really a novel point of view."

"It's just words, it doesn't cost anything anyway. But Mr. Sensi..."

"Just call me Sensi."

"Okay Sensi, are you going to be a sizzling rat?"

Hearing this, Senxi nodded, "You have discovered it. Originally, the most delicious thing on this floor should be the big scorpion, but the giant rat is not bad. It's just that no matter how fresh it is, there will still be an earthy smell. At this time It must—”

"Use the heat of the iron plate to destroy the fishy smell and transform it into a unique flavor." Jon continued very naturally.

Senxi was stunned, but also had a hint of expectation: "Then -"

Jon: "Use seasoning, preferably wine poured on top. I personally like wine the best, so that you can taste the flavor of the barrels and grapes. Ale will also work, but the color will be lighter."

Hearing this, Senxi couldn't help but clenched his fists: "That's right! Mr. Qiao Qiao."

"Just call me Qiao Qiao." Jon put the cut rat slices on the leaves and handed them to Sensi, "In fact, if you wrap them with some edible flowers and leaves and eat them, you can not only taste the tenderness of the meat, but also the freshness of the flowers. ”

Sensi:! ! !

Who knows, my family, I have met my soulmate!

Laos and Chilchak couldn't help but swallow.

It's obviously just a rat.

It's just a rat, why does it sound so delicious!

Jon glanced at Sensi's red-hot pot and shook his head slightly: "The temperature is not quite high enough. Let me help you."

After saying that, he snapped his fingers, and many young seedlings sprouted out of the ground. It was the natural magic he had shown before.

"This adds another flavor." Jon smiled slightly.

Senxi took a deep breath, said nothing, and expertly used the clips he carried with him to place the mouse pieces on the flipped-up cauldron.

Zila——

The aroma of the oil is instantly stimulated.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

In a daze, Leos and Chilchak actually saw a golden light bursting on the rat piece.

The two rubbed their eyes.

At this moment, Sen Xicong unscrewed the kettle and said, "This is the spirit I brewed myself. The alcohol content is very high..."

Wow!

Fall down.

The flames were blazing.

The rat slices took on a new flavor.

Laos swallowed and hurriedly raised the wooden plate (just bought it from the market).

Sensi gave him the baked rat slices in a dignified manner.

Leos took a deep breath: "I'm starting..."

After saying that, he put the rat piece directly into his mouth.

hot!

This was his first feeling.

What follows is fragrant and tender.

And... Lie!

The dwarf's wine is like a giant hammer, shaping every inch of the rat slices into a completely new flavor.

"Shu Shu...Shu Shu is really delicious."

Every wrinkle on Leos' face relaxed, and he was filled with a happy smile.

"Give me a taste too." Chirchak, who was originally interested in eating rats, couldn't help but become interested after seeing him.

Rat movies are overcooked, and Sensi made them quickly.

In just over ten seconds, the halfling was completely succumbed to the delicious food of the rat.

Maluciel:...

Sizzling rat film.

It's not roasted rat.

Take a taste.

It shouldn’t be a violation of the elf’s oath.