A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Even if the sun rises several times."

"Even if the bright moon falls several times."

"May the distant stars remain motionless."

"The warrior is blessed with the wind of plenty."

Knock the bricks on the wall in order of east, west, north and south.

Just hearing a 'crash', the blocked door finally opened.

At this moment, the Mimic, who was tricked by the agency but quickly recovered his energy, chased after him again.

"You are really haunting," Chirchak said through gritted teeth.

Without any time to think, he took off his short legs and ran wildly outside.

Close.

Close.

The exit is getting closer!

But the Mimic Monster also chased after him.

Seeing those giant pincers about to clamp down on Chirchak.

Suddenly, a voice sounded: "Lower your head."

Chilchak did so almost instinctively.

The next second, a sword light flashed.

The wood pieces shattered, and the Mimic was severely injured. After struggling a few times, it stopped moving.

"Are you okay Chilchak!" Malucier ran over with her sandals pitter-patter: "I'm sorry, I'm so sleepy. I forgot about you asking for water. It's Jon." I found you missing, so..."

"I knew it would be like this." Chirchak said with resentment on his face.

Leos and Sensi used swords and axes to protect Chirchak.

However, their worries are unfounded.

The most vulnerable part of the Mimic Monster was exposed without defense - Jon's sword just now almost killed it for most of its life. At this time, it was breathing more out than in. It lay there panting heavily and no longer had the strength to launch an attack. .

"Mimic monsters? So big!"

"It's really big. I've never seen such a huge Mimic Monster."

Sensi and Laos leaned over while chatting.

Jon yawned: "Really, who can provide me with the missing sleep?"

Leos couldn't help but smile and gave Jon a thumbs up: "Although I didn't sleep well, the good news is that I can have midnight snacks!"

Sensi also said: "What a spectacular Mimic Monster. This is my first time encountering this type."

"Hey, hey, hey! I'm telling you! Don't take it for granted." The disheveled Maluciel complained: "I don't know if this guy is poisonous."

Even as she said this, her stomach growled.

Hungry is just one word, I only say it once——

Maluciel's face turned slightly red and she held her stomach unnaturally.

Laos didn't know whether he really didn't hear it or pretended not to hear it. He patiently said to Malusil: "It's okay Malusil, the Mimic itself is not poisonous. According to the "Maze Food Guide" According to records, although sometimes Mimics eat poisonous things and are contaminated with some poison, as long as their digestive organs are removed, there is no problem at all.”

"'Maze Gourmet Guide'? What a strange book." Three black lines appeared on Malusil's forehead.

"This is it. I always carry it with me. I used it as a beginner's guide and a monster guide, but now it has become a recipe book." Leos took out a tattered book from the inner layer of the armor. It was an old book that was rotten and had many bookmarks on it, so it had obviously been read many times.

"Show me..." Malusiel said with a dark face.

After taking the book, she glanced at it a few times, her face getting darker and darker.

What kind of cult is this?

It pollutes the brain!

Chirchak sighed: "Just give up, Malusiel. It's useless to say anything now. When Sensi and Laos decided to start eating, eating became an inevitable option..."

As he spoke, he gritted his teeth and looked at the Mimic that had just died: "But this time, I will never eat it!"

"Okay! I just appreciate a tough guy like you." Jon came over, bent down slightly, and patted Chilchak on the shoulder: "I hope you don't want to imitate Malusiel, and then we'll have a 'really delicious' Classic reproduction.”

Chilchak:? ? ?

Even if I, Qilchak, die here and jump from here, I won’t take a bite of your food!

There was a big fuss in the middle of the night.

No sleepiness left.

While others were packing their bags, Senxi got busy.

Dismantle the Mimic Monsters, boil water in a pot, sprinkle some salt in it, throw the cleaned Mimic Monsters in, and wait quietly.

After it is fully cooked, the simple midnight snack is completed.

"Boiled Mimics, please use it slowly." Senxi came to the crowd with a big pot: "Don't be polite."

polite?

nonexistent.

We are all our own people, let’s show off!

"This meat is difficult to process." Leos held a small wooden spoon and expressed worry about the Mimic's legs.

Digging is not easy.

The meat will be beaten in again.

It's really difficult.

"I know there is a place that specializes in eating crabs... Sorry, eight tools were specially invented to eat seafood similar to Mimic Monsters." Jon said as he skillfully cut open the Mimic Monster's legs with a knife. Showing Leos the red and white tender meat inside: "Just like this, it's easy to do."

"Oh! You look quite experienced." Leos gave Jon a thumbs up: "As expected of Qiao Qiao, he can easily do things that others cannot."

Then an idea flashed in his mind, and he said to the sullen Chilchak: "Speaking of fine tools... Chilchak, lend me your lockpicking suit."

"Ah? Are you kidding? I don't want it! That's my bread and butter. Are you stupid? This alone won't do." Chirchak refused without a second thought.

For a locksmith, a lock picking tool is like his wife. He usually takes good care of it, so why would he lend it to others?

"Well, don't be so stingy." Laos laughed strangely, "Don't think I don't know that sometimes you use that tool to open nuts."

Chirchak: ...

Damn, was I discovered?

But it still doesn't work.

Opening nuts by yourself is one thing.

Opening treasure chests?

Sorry, I can't do it.

At this moment, Sensi also came over: "Don't worry about safety issues, just boil and disinfect it and it will be fine."

"I don't care about safety issues." Chirchak was excited and threw out a halfling dialect, protecting the tool bag on his waist tightly.

Sure enough, nothing good will happen when you encounter a treasure chest monster.

It's not quiet even if it dies, and it also affects his precious lock picking tools.

"Lend us the tools, we promise not to break them."

"We are all good partners who share weal and woe, right? You don't want me to go hungry because I don't have your tools, which would affect the daytime adventure."

It can only be said that moral kidnapping is not the exclusive domain of any world.

Laos and Sensi looked at each other with burning eyes, like two hungry wolves, staring at Chilchak, the poor Little Red Riding Hood.

"I can't stand it anymore..." Malushiel muttered to herself, holding a treasure chest monster's leg.

Jon stretched out his hand: "Do you want me to help you open it?"

Malushiel: ...

That would be great.

Just kidding, at this point, ordinary monsters can't stump her at all (mainly because they are really delicious)

While Jon was opening the treasure chest monster's leg for Malushiel.

Chilchak was still resisting: "I told you not to lend it, not to lend it, don't you understand?"

He was very rational.

Unfortunately, in front of two monster lovers who had already lost their minds.

Reason was completely useless.

With a little effort, Sensi picked up Chilchak.

Laos took the opportunity to take Chilchak's lock picking tools.

"You bastards!!!!"

Chilchak roared.

Chilchak struggled.

Chilchak gave up resistance.

Halfling?

Minotaur!

Although the only thing that was good was the lock picking tools...

Jon came over and enthusiastically selected a few things that looked similar to the eight crab pieces: "This, this, and this, they should be very useful."

Maluciel looked at Chilchak with pity (and chewed).

It should be said that the lock picking tools are indeed much more useful than ordinary wooden spoons. With a little stirring in the legs of the treasure chest monster, the tender meat was quickly stirred out.

"I'm sorry that I was a little rude to you just now, but we really have no choice. Anyway, don't be angry first, Chilchak, you are the best person and always take care of us... Come on, you have a bite too." Laos held up a bunch of tender meat and came to Chilchak.

Chirchak stared at Laos with a gloomy face, without saying a word.

"I'm sorry. But think about it from another perspective. After all, you found this treasure chest monster, and it made you so miserable. If you don't eat a bite, wouldn't it be a pity?" Laos smiled.

Chirchak still had a gloomy face.

Laos: bulingbuling~

"Okay, okay, I really give in to you." Chirchak finally gave in.

Mood is mood.

Hungry is hungry.

Facts have proved that no one can escape the law of true fragrance.

There is no way, Chirchak can only taste the meat of the treasure chest monster with a stern face.

Then he buried his head deeply in his knees.

"Damn it, damn it, damn it, it's just a treasure chest monster!"

Maluxier was anxious, "You guy, don't steal my lines."

Jon looked at this and that, and suddenly had an idea, and took the treasure chest monster's body by himself.

"I have some ideas. You guys eat first. I'll be back soon."

"Is Qiao Qiao going to cook again? I'm really looking forward to it." Sensi was the most excited. She didn't even bother to eat the treasure chest monsters. She hurried over to Jon, apparently wanting to learn new cooking skills.

How happy.

There are two people who can cook in the team~

Laos ate happily.

Maruxiel ate without saying a word.

Chilchak ate sullenly.

Eat, eat, eat, eat.

"This is really delicious, very elastic, the more you chew, the more flavor will seep out. And the meat on the back and the meat on the legs seem to taste different." Leos said, showing an expectant expression: "Will it be the same dish as the three fresh dishes last time?"

"That kind of thing is fine." Being full means being confident. Malu doesn't like to eat monsters. Hill turned his head and chatted with Chilchak: "Speaking of which, why didn't you shout at that time? We were obviously in the next room. If you just shouted, there would be no need to face the treasure chest monster alone."

Chilchak said with a bitter face: "I don't have a good memory about the treasure chest monster. I thought, if I can solve it by myself, I will solve it by myself. In addition to being afraid of attracting other monsters and the "Crazy Magician" who is unknown, I myself... forget it, anyway, my judgment in various aspects is dull. "

After a pause, he continued, "Didn't I show you the treasure bug I found before? I was so excited when I thought about that cute guy being eaten by the hateful treasure box monster."

"But the treasure box monster won't eat the treasure bug." Leos explained seriously, "It's better to say that the treasure bug will eat the treasure box monster. Once the treasure box monster is found, the treasure bug will lay eggs in the gap of the box. The larvae hatched in the box will eat the treasure box monster while growing up. When they grow into adults, the box will be full of treasure bugs when it is opened. People will naturally regard them as treasures."

"So-" He spread his hands, "It will cause the fate of the team we met before."

What fate?

Of course, it was because they failed to find the treasure bug and were wiped out.

"It turns out that my worry is unnecessary..." After listening to Leos's popular science, Chilchak's face became darker.

"Okay, okay, be good, don't be angry." Malushi took the opportunity to touch Chilchak's head.

"Hey, what are you doing? I told you not to treat me like a child." Chirchak reacted strongly and quickly moved away from Maruthil.

"This is the lesson I learned from hiding something from my companions." Maruthil put her hands on her hips and took the opportunity to say, "Now, you should tell us your real age, right?"

Chirchak sighed.

"Go ahead, don't be embarrassed." Maruthil struck while the iron was hot.

The halfling locksmith deliberately turned his face away: "I'm... 29 years old this year."

29? !

Hearing this answer, everyone had different reactions.

Laos looked stunned.

Maruthil looked disappointed.

She frowned and said, "29 years old? Isn't he just a child?"

Chilchak stamped his feet in anger, "So the longevity species is really... Then again, how old are you?"

In response to this question, Laos answered truthfully, "I'm younger than you, Mr. Chilchak."

Chilchak: (╬ plate)

Don't call me Mr., it sounds weird.

In order to vent his anger, he ate the treasure chest monster even more.

"Damn it, damn it, it's just a treasure chest monster! Why is it so delicious?"

Malushiel: Why are you stealing my lines?

When the legs and claws and other bits and pieces were almost eaten, Jon and Sensi finally came back.

"Don't we have some rice left? I thought there happened to be crabs... ahem, treasure chest monsters, anyway, to me, both are the same, so I made this with the remaining salt-baked meat, vegetables, crab meat, and crab roe."

Jon came to the crowd with a pot: "Ding ding~ Crab roe and salted meat baked rice."

"It's already this time, and you're still eating rice, isn't it a bit?" Malushiel, who has a clear management of her figure, showed an embarrassment.

She wanted to refuse.

She couldn't resist the smell that kept drilling into her nose!

After hesitating for a moment, the silly elf shook his head: "Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

"That's right, the brave enjoy the world first, you are the fattest." Jon smiled and served Malushiel a full bowl of rice.

It must be said that compared with the dark dishes such as the iron plate rat slices before, the crab roe baked rice is a normal dish among normal dishes, and Malushiel can accept it unexpectedly.