A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

The golden crab roe, like a dazzling gem, adorns the dish, shining with a charming luster.

A rich and fragrant aroma hits the nose.

The salt-baked meat presents a deep color, and the mellow taste is integrated into it, adding a unique flavor to this dish.

After being baked, the vegetables still maintain their own shapes, which is pleasing to the eye.

The deliciousness of the crab roe and the salty fragrance of the pickled meat blend with each other, penetrating into every piece of seasonal vegetables and every grain of rice.

Marusil swallowed a mouthful of saliva and couldn't help picking up a chopstick and putting it in her mouth.

The delicate crab roe, the mellow pickled meat, and the freshness of the seasonal vegetables dance on the tip of the tongue.

Various wonderful flavors are layered and spread in the mouth...

To outsiders, there is even a faint burst of light in Marusil's bowl.

Jon: It's a special effect, I added a special effect.

"What's wrong with this rice? Why is it so delicious!"

"It must be an illusion. How can there be such delicious rice in the world!"

"It's like walking on the beach. My body and mind are conquered."

Malushiel, fell.

Speaking of which, this is the first time she has been conquered by food.

Although the three fresh vegetables before were also delicious, they were just home-cooked dishes after all.

And the baked rice with the crab roe of the treasure chest monster directly rose to the category of exquisite products.

Delicious is just one word, and it has been said more than once.

Jon: "Now, you can appreciate the preciousness of monster food."

Malushiel knelt directly, "I was too arrogant before, Smith!"

Laos and Chilchak looked at each other.

Do you have to be so exaggerated?

They even suspected that this was a collusion between Malushiel and Jon.

Sensi sighed with emotion: "I knew Qiao Qiao was a person who knew how to live, but I didn't expect his level to be so high."

Just like telling a story, he said to Laos and Chilchak: "After tasting his food, you can not only feel like you are there, but also have the urge to burst your clothes."

"Burst your clothes?" Chilchak subconsciously wrapped his clothes tightly.

Although most of the people present were men. But he is the father of a child after all, and he needs to pay attention when he should.

"Don't listen to Sensi's nonsense, what bursting clothes, bursting clothes, it doesn't exist at all!" Jon said while serving a bowl of rice to Laos and others.

Laos looked at the rice in front of him, and he didn't know what he remembered. He scooped a big spoonful with a complicated mood: "I really want Falin to feel the taste of this kind of food..."

Chilchak comforted him: "Yes, there will be such a day."

After that, he also scooped a spoonful.

Taste.

Shocked.

Then, eat a lot.

Spoonful after spoonful.

The spoon was almost swinging out of the shadow.

Jon: "I'm sorry for the poor hospitality--"

Those who didn't eat enough at night finally had enough in the middle of the night.

With great satisfaction, the group fell asleep quietly.

……

……

The next day.

Chilchak yawned, looked at the calm lake in front of him, and looked back at Marusil who was stirring the pot, and couldn't help asking: "Are you done? We have been waiting here for at least an hour."

Marusil: "Don't worry, don't worry, because Sensi's magic resistance is too high, I can't use "Float on Water" on him smoothly, I can only give him a bath first, you have to be patient."

Chilchak pulled the corner of his mouth, couldn't help but recall the taste of crab roe, bacon and vegetable baked rice last night, and touched his stomach: "I'm so hungry~"

"There's nothing I can do about it." Laos sharpened his sword on the side and looked at Sensi who was dealing with the aquatic horse: "No one expected that kind of thing to happen."

Time went back a little...

Four underground floors, the water flowing out of the cracked rock layer gathered into a lake, and the magic-rich water exuded a glimmer.

The city around the castle was looming like a phantom deep under the water.

A group of people stood on a small bamboo raft, looking at the big lake in front of them with a headache.

Laos asked curiously: "Senxi, how do you explore the fourth underground floor with so much weight on your back?"

Senxi said: "There is too much water here. I hardly explored it. I usually just fished around and set a few traps."

After a moment of silence, he asked: "You have entered a deeper maze before, right? How did you cross this big lake?"

Malushi said very proudly: "Of course, I rely on magic."

As she spoke, she touched her staff, upside down, and gently touched her feet twice.

Then she jumped forward: "As long as you do this, you can stand safely on the water. How about it? Are you envious? I can also cast the same magic for you."

Senxi: "Duck..."

"Duck?" Malushi looked puzzled.

"Duck!!!" Unexpectedly, the dwarf warrior who usually looks calm and reliable actually made a roar similar to Malushi.

Not only that, he also danced the same street dance as Malushiel, "Duck Dad Duck Dad!"

Malushiel: ⊙ω⊙

What's going on?

I'm dumbfounded.

Chirchak kindly reminded: "Hey, hey, hey, your panties are showing."

Laios also said: "The ground here is relatively cool, and the cold is a bit heavy. If you play around, you may get rheumatism..."

"Duck Dad Duck Dad Duck Dad!" Senxi still lay on the ground like a child and couldn't get up.

Malushiel held her forehead: "Do you really dislike magic?"

Senxi: "Yes! What I hate most is magic."

"You still call yourself an old man, I have never seen any respected old man crawling on the ground like you, showing everyone his panties." Malushiel was so disgusted that she turned her head away deliberately.

No matter how much she tried to persuade him, Senxi would not get up.

Chirchak said helplessly: "What should we do? Should we tie him up and drag him away?"

Laos looked embarrassed.

He looked at Jon: "What do you think?"

"Don't look at me, I'm fine with anything, and I don't reject magic." Jon shrugged, indicating that he could do nothing to help Senxi in this situation.

"Listen to me, tie him up." Chirchak whispered.

He still remembers the grudge.

——The 'grudge' of the lock picking tools yesterday.

"Even if you say so." Laos frowned, then he attacked without hesitation and grabbed Sensi who was making a fuss on the ground: "While I control him, cast a spell on him."

Maluxier was stunned for a moment, then nodded quickly, "Okay, okay."

Sensi: !!!

Come to cheat, come to steal.

I am an old man in his 50s.

Is this okay?

This is not good!

Be careful, I will feed you the rat tail juice!

"If you get used to something as weak as magic, the skills you practice will soon be abandoned."

"I will not let magic pollute my pure body, no!"

"Stop it, stop it!"

Sensi kept talking like a machine gun.

He suddenly remembered something: "Qiao Qiao, come and help me quickly, they don't understand, but you must understand me."

Jon pretended not to hear and admired the scenery in the distance.

Sensi: "Why is this happening? Have you forgotten the friendship we formed when we cooked together!"

Just then, Maluxier's staff touched Sensi's beard.

"Alright~"

"You willful elf girl, you really hurt me badly." Senxi looked dissatisfied.

"What do you mean by hurting you? I'm helping you. Besides, why are you so resistant to magic? It's such a useful thing." After being scolded, Malushi was aggrieved.

Senxi: "I want to ask, why are you so careless about spells?"

Seeing that no one could convince the other, Senxi and Malushi turned their heads at the same time.

Laos tried to smooth things over: "Alright, alright, anyway, it's over, and there's no point in arguing. Senxi, maybe you'll like magic after using it."

Senxi sighed.

It's already like this, what else can I do?

He took a step forward.

He could feel the obvious buoyancy coming from his feet.

"This is the effect of magic..."

Thinking of this, something strange happened.

For some reason, his body slowly sank, and in the blink of an eye, only the top of his head remained on the water.

Laos finally reacted: "Sensi! What are you doing, Sensi?" As he said that, he called Jon and dragged Sensi back to the shore. Sensi looked confused. I swear to God, I didn't do anything just now. "What's going on?" Chilchak said doubtfully: "Malushiel, is your magic really good?" The halfling questioned his companion's professional level. Malushiel was also confused, "It shouldn't be, I have used this spell many times, and the effect has never been so bad." As if checking something, she twisted a strand of Sensi's beard, "Is it because of this? Uh, magic insulator." Laos looked at it carefully and said, "If I guess correctly, it is infiltrated with various oils and monster blood. This thing can't be washed clean with just water." "Huh——" Malushiel took a few steps back in disgust. "This is the pride of this old man as a monster expert!" For some reason, Sensi looked proud. Changing the subject, "Besides, even if there is no such unreliable thing as magic, I have my own way to cross the water."

"But didn't you say before that you haven't explored here?" Leos asked curiously: "It's too dangerous to swim across without magic. Besides, with your weight and the equipment on your body, is there really a way to swim well?"

"Okay, okay." Sensi waved his hand: "Don't ask so many questions, I have a good plan."

Qilchak: "Let me make it clear first, building a ship is a waste of time, and we are carrying a lot of weight, and the boat is very easy to sink to the bottom."

Leos shook his head, "Okay, okay, at this time, we seem to have no other way except to believe."

He has a mysterious confidence in Sensi, "I believe he can find a way to cross the water! A unique way to cross the water!"

Malusir suddenly interrupted: "Are you sure?"

Sensi didn't care about that, took out a piece of the treasure chest monster's shell and put it in the water.

"Are you going to fish?" Leos asked.

Sensi remained silent.

After about three to five minutes, a pair of eyes lit up under the water.

Then, a huge horse head emerged.

A "flying hoof beast" that was magnified several times appeared in front of everyone. This dark blue monster was actually an aquatic horse with a horse body and a fish tail!

"Danger, retreat quickly." Malushiel raised his staff and was about to cast a fireball without saying a word.

But Senxi stopped him, "It's okay, she is harmless. This horse is called Annie. Every time I go fishing, she will come over and watch over me silently."

"No, you also gave the monster a name?" Malusil's head was full of black lines, feeling that the world had finally turned into something beyond imagination.

She watched the aquatic horse named Annie chewing on Sensi's beard, and felt a chill.

"I was wondering before if I could rely on her to cross the water. Now that the opportunity is rare, let me give it a try." Sensi didn't care and even patted the horse's head.

Leos and the others looked speechless.

Sensi raised a finger: "You know, just like riding a donkey on the surface, using the Mimic's shell as a lure may be able to designate the direction Annie will go in. As you can see, the aquatic horse has special abilities. It won’t sink to the bottom.”

A magical horse that walks on water?

"This... this is great!" Malusil, who didn't know which string was wrong, actually thought Sensi's method was very cool.

But Lanes, who has always had a soft spot for monsters, made a rare objection: "No."

He said in a deep voice: "It would be more realistic to use this guy's internal organs to make an airbag."

Jon and Chilchak nodded as well.

"No, what nonsense are you talking about? It's rare to find a docile monster, but you are thinking of killing her?" Malusil seemed to be immersed in some kind of chuunibyou fantasy, standing side by side with Sensi.

The two people who were arguing just now were unexpectedly on the same side.

Sensi and Marusil protected the washed horse: "This is too cruel."

Leos said with a serious face: "Generally, monsters have many rules. For example, ferocious ones will not be poisonous, and poisonous ones will not have fangs and claws, but like the aquatic horse behind you. According to me It is known that this kind of monster will rely on its cute appearance to gradually make people lose their vigilance, and then suddenly kills people when they are unprepared. "

"Annie is different from other aquatic horses. We are old acquaintances." Sensi still insisted on her own thoughts.

Leos seemed to want to say something more, but was patted on the shoulder by Jon, "Forget it, no matter how much you say, they won't listen now. Facts speak louder than words. Just take it one step at a time. "

"But this is just a joke with his life." Leos still wanted to fight for it.

Jon comforted him: "When necessary, I will take action to protect Sensi's safety."

"That's... okay." After hearing what Jon said, Leos finally relaxed.

Sensi and Marusil were so happy that they high-fived excitedly: "Yeah~"

Malusiel looked forward to it: "If possible, can you let me ride Anne too? To be honest, I have read a novel before, in which the prince got married riding a horse that could go to heaven and earth. His beloved princess."

Girls' feelings are always poetry.

Do not ask.

To ask is to look underage from the point of view of an elf.

Sensi said very generously: "There is no problem at all. Annie is very docile, but before that, you have to help me install a simple control tool and hang the Mimic's shell in front of her."

Malusil: