A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

It is said that the two-horned beast likes cheating husbands the most.

But the effect of scumbags is similar.

Of course, Jon will not admit that he is a scumbag.

Just kidding.

Looking at the world, there is no moral model who likes to help others more than him!

"oi~" He waved his hand.

The two-horned beast looked back.

Instinctively approached.

Jon:? ? ?

In an instant, the eyes of Laos and others became a little subtle.

But after taking two steps.

The two-horned beast suddenly turned back.

Jon sneered and said in a low voice: "See, I am actually a good person."

Maruxiel wanted to complain, but at this moment, the two-horned beast turned back again.

Just like Fang Tangjing.

Jump out and jump back.

The main point is a repeated jump, and the position and ideas are very unsteady.

Laos was dumbfounded.

After thinking for a long time, he said uncertainly: "Is there a possibility that Jon has both good and corrupt sides, so the two-horned beast is so entangled."

The words are rough but the logic is not bad.

This conjecture won unanimous approval.

Three black lines appeared on Jon's head, and he spread his hands and said: "Whoever wants to go can go, I won't go anyway. I am a little prince who helps others, why should I suffer such an insult?"

"Oh, sacrifice you, and thousands of families will be happy." Malushiel comforted.

Although what she said could not be called comfort.

At this time, Chilchak suggested: "I heard that two-horned beasts will have a strong interest in criminal behavior. We might as well start from this point."

Hearing this, Jon got excited, "Then I will show you how to bully in the workplace."

After speaking, he hooked his hand to Malushiel: "The guy with long ears and yellow hair over there, come over and give me a back massage."

"What? Why are you like this!" Malushiel showed a look of physical discomfort.

Jon sneered: "It's just a back rub, not something else, or you can't even do such a simple little thing? Too useless."

While talking, the two-horned beast actually approached.

Laos's eyes lit up: "Very good, keep it up."

"Very good, you big-headed ghost! It turns out that it's not you who should give him a back rub." Maluciel shouted angrily.

Little did he know that this anger just fits the concept of "anger" in the seven deadly sins.

The two-horned beast moved closer.

"By the way, does that guy like to watch us quarrel?" Chilchak keenly noticed this, and said while touching his chin: "Is it that the more unbearable the performance, the happier the two-horned beast is?"

"You are so smart!" Laos pounded his hands: "Envy, greed, arrogance, laziness, infidelity, anger. Gluttony, hurry up and bring these things up!"

"Gluttony?" Falin blinked and took out the regular rations from her luggage.

Because of the dragon's special physique, she has the most food on her body.

Crunch.

After three or two bites, she ate it all.

The two-horned beast took two more steps...

Laios: "Very good, let's do it."

Even if it's against your will, let's talk about what you are jealous of.

Jon: "How can there be such a thing? You can't say you envy Maluxi's long ears, right?"

Maluxi: ? ? ?

What's wrong with long ears?

Chirchak rubbed his nose, "If I have to say it, I envy Senxi's handsome appearance. If I were like him, I wouldn't be looked down upon wherever I go."

Senxi was a little embarrassed and said, "If you say so, I envy you too, your perception ability and your sense of danger."

"No, no~" Chirchak scratched his head.

Laios saw it and got anxious, "I want you to be jealous of each other, not to praise each other. The two-horned beast is leaving!"

In a hurry, he said to Falin, "It's too late to explain, hurry up, hit me!"

Falin: ? ? ?

This was the first time she had heard such a strange request since she was a child.

Although.

Xiao Long Nu still made a move.

One punch.

She blew away Laos.

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet.

Not only were Maluciel and the others dumbfounded.

Even the two-horned beast was stunned, and it seemed that it did not quite understand why those adventurers suddenly broke out into internal strife.

However, Falin's punch was still very measured.

Although Laos was knocked away, she did not hurt her dear brother.

Laos, who was flying in the air, reacted.

This speed, this position, could it be?

It happened in a flash.

Laos turned around in the air and grabbed the two-horned beast in an instant.

With another person on its back, the two-horned beast struggled desperately, trying to throw Laos off, but Laos's enthusiasm (perversion) for monsters was beyond its imagination. No matter how it jumped, it could not get rid of the monster pervert, and it was so frightened that it screamed wildly on the spot.

Seeing this, Sen-xi shouted, "Hurry up, help!"

A group of people rushed up in a rush.

Of course.

The main output was still the two melee characters, Falin and Jon.

Falin jumped high, holding a war hammer, and smashed the head of the two-horned beast.

Boom!

Swear to the sky.

Laios even heard the sound of the ground breaking.

The eyes of the two-horned beast, which was completely black, were filled with blood.

It looked at Falin and seemed to want to roar, but unfortunately, it didn't make any sound in the end and died.

Leos:! ! !

Well done, you are worthy of being my sister.

Faline blushed.

I don’t know if it’s because of nature or the excitement of killing the two-horned beast (?)

At this time, a group of people gathered around.

But from the appearance point of view, the two-horned beast is undoubtedly the most beautiful monster among the monsters I have eaten along the way. The whole body is pitch black and there is not a single hair on it. If it weren't for the evil horns on the top of its head, placed in front of it, it would be a divine horse worth a thousand pieces of money.

"Finally we've dealt with this guy." Laos breathed a sigh of relief and slowly got off the bicorn.

Chirchak said: "When I saw the two-horned beast, I couldn't help but think of the flying hoof beast that I had eaten for a long time on the underground floor. This horse... ahem, this monster also needs to be developed with salt. Make it into jerky?”

"Although this is a way to preserve the ingredients to the maximum extent, unfortunately, we don't have that much coarse salt on hand, so we can only take a very small part." Senxi touched his beard and seemed to be thinking about how to deal with the horns. beast.

Suddenly, he changed the subject: "It's better to eat first, as much as you can eat."

Eating is the privilege of the living.

Dumplings and all that have been digested long ago. The two-horned beast in front of me arrived just in time!

Take a pot and boil water.

Pluck the hair and cut the flesh.

The group of people worked in an orderly manner.

Izukumi had an unhappy look on her face.

From the bottom of her heart, she resisted eating monsters.

But there is no way.

If you don’t eat, you’ll be hungry.

If you don’t eat, you will die.

As time went by, I got used to it.

…

…

Although the two-horned beast looks strange.

In fact, the taste is no different from ordinary horse meat.

Have a hearty meal.

The group began to set up camp.

Although there is still a lot of food left, the water is almost bottoming out.

Malusil and Sensi studied the map they drew, and couldn't help but guess: "The previous carriages should be somewhere closer to the ground."

"I think so too. The carriage we took before was probably just for commuting, not..."

Listening to their conversation, Chilchak swayed the water bag and said, "I'm going to see if there is any water source nearby."

After hearing this, Laos raised his hands and said, "Me, me, I, I will go with you."

Chirchak refused and said, "Forget it. It's easier for me to move alone. It would be hard to bring you with me. Also, you will definitely get excited when you encounter any monster, so it's better not to bring you with me."

"I...I have good intentions too." Leos said aggrievedly.

However, he trusted Chilchak's alertness. Even if he encountered danger, he would be able to escape in time, and even if things got worse, he would still be able to call on his friends.

As for the last 'mimic incident', it was definitely a coincidence.

After saying hello, Chirchak left alone with a water bag.

With excellent awareness and keen sense, he moved forward and soon found an empty hall.

In the middle of the hall, there is a flowing fountain. Except for some moss, there are no other monsters around it.

Chilchak breathed a sigh of relief.

But he still did not relax his vigilance. He observed repeatedly to make sure that there was no danger, and then walked over with a water bag.

"It shouldn't be poisonous, right?" Chirchak muttered to himself.

He took out his professional equipment and used a silver needle to detect poison.

Watch carefully.

He nodded, finally putting his heart back in his stomach.

Open the cork of the water bag and start filling it with water.

Rarely left alone, Chirchak hummed an unknown ditty.

It’s been so long since I came to the underground maze.

To be honest, he kind of missed the kids...

At this moment, there were whispers in his ears.

Chilchak suddenly became alert.

He pulled out his pocket knife and said, "Who? Who's there. Get out!"

No one responded.

There is a pleasant aroma faintly in the air.

Chirchak was stunned, "This smell?"

This smell is unique to my hometown, a floral fragrance.

Back then, he stood under the flowers and confessed his love to the girl he loved...

Just thinking about it.

The whispers became clearer and clearer.

Suddenly, a halfling beauty with no clothes and slightly curly blond hair walked out of the darkness.

Regardless of hair color, appearance or body shape, each one perfectly fits Chilchak's xp.

But it was just so perfect that Chirchak noticed something strange!

"It's broken, it's a succubus!"

An idea came to mind.

The halfling beauty had already knocked down Chilchak.

Before losing consciousness, he yelled with all his strength: "Help!"

Meanwhile, camp.

"!!!"

Leos suddenly raised his head: "I seemed to hear something just now."

Jon: "You heard that right, because I heard it too."

Laos put down his sword: "Isn't Chilchak in danger? No, I have to go find him."

After that, he left in a hurry.

Five or six minutes later, a more obvious cry for help came: "Help!"

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

Laos's cry for help seems to reveal some relief?

Something really happened now!

Malusil and Sensi stopped discussing it; Faline stopped teasing the cat.

Jon…

All right.

Mr. Qiao still looked indifferent.

…

…

Succubi, as the name suggests, are monsters that rely on their ability to charm people.

It can transform into various forms, and generally speaking, it has almost no disadvantages.

A single person encounters a succubus.

There is no chance of winning.

Even the strongest warriors will be affected by succubus, and lose their vitality and become a dried-up man.

This is the situation of Chilchak and Laos now.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, Marusil and the others would never have thought that the skinny guy in front of them was their companion in danger before.

"Be careful, over there!" Falin's perception is also very sharp, pointing to a room in the dark.

Take a closer look.

The dark room is densely packed with red eyes, flashing dangerous light.

"Yi!" Because of being too nervous, Marusil made a very unpromising sound.

Whether it is dangerous or not is secondary.

The main thing is that it is a bit embarrassing.

Exposing XP or something...

But this is the same for everyone.

Suddenly, a succubus rushed out and transformed into a short and strong guy halfway.

"No, they are coming for Senxi." Maruxi raised her staff and chanted a spell.

The succubus who turned into a dwarf had his head smashed before he could reach Senxi.

Looking at Senxi again, his old face was red, and he was obviously affected.

Maruxi: "Wake up, it's all fake!"

Senxi coughed lightly: "I know, I know..."

That's what he said, but no one knows what the reality is.

At this time, several more dwarves rushed out, and there were also several tall men.

It's not over yet.

There was even an elf with eye masks and long ears riding a white horse.

Silence...

Senxi, Falin and Maruxi all entered a brain shutdown state.

Jon couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't help reminding: "Why don't you take turns to kill?"

Take turns to kill?

That's right.

The three shook their heads.

Maruxi still dealt with those strong female dwarves.

Falin rushed towards the prince charming with a war hammer.

Senxi apologized, picked up the axe and chopped at the tall men.

That scene.

It was bloody and weird, but also a little funny.

Itsuzumi yawned, seemingly not interested in everything in front of her.

She was about to leave.

Jon was quick and grabbed her.

"Don't be so anxious." Joe smiled maliciously: "This is a chance to spy on your companions' XP, aren't you curious at all?"

"Let me go, meow!" Itsuzumi struggled desperately.

But what strength can a kitten have.

Kittens are meant to be eaten by their mothers (possessed by the goddess Shiji).

Perhaps the two were too leisurely.

This caused dissatisfaction among the succubi hidden deeper.

After a buzzing sound.

The sturdy black panther and many black-haired women ran out.

Jon yawned and finally let go of Itsujinmei: "You are just a bug, how dare you show off in front of me? Burn."

After he finished speaking, a fire spell exploded.

Some of the succubi were unable to dodge.

Those who barely avoided Jon's attack had a pair of transparent insect wings inexplicably appearing behind them.

They stared at Jon with resentment, opened their mouths, and revealed their sharp mouthparts.

"The succubus I want is not this kind of mimic insect." Jon laughed and took the initiative to step forward.

The succubi looked at Jon and seemed to be considering what to become.

Then thinking about it, they exploded into a ball of blood mist... (End of this chapter)