A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Human (?) XP is like an abyss that cannot be looked directly into.

——Famous thinker, philosopher, multiverse streetwalker, Jon Joestar

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Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

A cloud of blood mist.

A wailing sound.

The succubi hissed.

Malusil and others were dumbfounded.

What's going on?

But.

The monster is dead.

That's good news for them.

"Anyway, let's rescue Leos and Chilchak first." Sensi's face turned red, but he maintained his basic sanity.

After hearing this, Faline didn't talk nonsense. She picked up two big men with one hand and one in each hand. It was called relaxing and freehand.

The explosions continue.

But it was faintly visible, deep in the darkness, there were still many red eyes.

Jon raised two middle fingers at the succubi.

Just like a popper.

"Idiot~bastard fish~"

To be honest, it is really disgusting for him to cosplay with a female brat at his age.

But no one saw it, so feel free to do it as you please.

Return to the previous camp.

Maluciel placed Laos and Kilchak side by side.

Looking at the skinny two people, I felt extremely embarrassed.

Faline said: "It doesn't matter, I will also use recovery magic. Brother Leos and the others will recover soon."

Maluciel said: "That's not what I'm worried about. There is such a large group of succubi blocking the way, how on earth are we going to get through?"

As he said that, he turned to look at Jon: "Did you just use some magic that I didn't know about?"

"Well, haha, keep it secret." Jon said pretending to be mysterious.

He wouldn't say that it was because his XP exceeded the simulation range of the succubus that he couldn't stand it and started to self-destruct, hum (tsundere voice)!

"It's already this time, why don't you... forget it, now that things have come to a close, it's important to rescue Leos and the others as soon as possible!"

Giving Faline a wink, the two began to use recovery magic.

Chilchak had better luck. Faline, a restoration master, personally helped him recover.

Laos is miserable.

Maluciel's skills cannot be explained simply by the recovery pain...

Soon, Leos screamed and regained consciousness.

But still skinny.

Malusil said regretfully: "Although my body has barely recovered to its previous state, the lost energy cannot be replenished, which really affects my activities."

Leos said tremblingly: "Succubi... succubi will store the absorbed essence in their bodies. Just like mosquitoes, they also have special... special essence bags."

"Eh~ It feels quite disgusting to hear you say that." Jon deliberately showed a disgusted expression.

But there is no other way. If you want the two of them to recover completely, they must regain their energy!

Malusil held the staff and kept thinking: "Damn it, those succubi are so abominable, they dare to transform into that adult."

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, she changed her words and said, "Ahem! When every second counts, you actually carry out a sneak attack. How abominable!"

Laos looked weak, laughed dryly, and did not choose to poke holes in Malusil. He continued to popularize science: "The succubus will absorb the essence like blood from animals, and then convert it into A body fluid similar to breast milk, used to feed the young.”

"Isn't there a pool where we fought before? There must be succubus larvae hiding in it."

"If my guess is correct, the succubus who has absorbed the energy of me and Chilchak will definitely be fatter than before and very easy to recognize."

"Ahem, cough, cough, please, we must take back our energy!"

It is the sister's duty to protect her brother's purity.

Faline felt a sense of mission arise.

Meeting Leos's eyes, she gave a thumbs up, her face flushed: "Don't worry, leave it to me, brother Leos!"

"But... it really doesn't matter. Apart from Jon, you were almost tempted just now, right?" Malusiel poured cold water on Faline in a disappointed tone, "The tall man just now..."

"Yes, yes, I saw it too. He is a tall man with black hair. He looks like Jon..." Sensi stroked his beard with a thoughtful expression.

"Oh, stop talking! You must have seen it wrong!" Falin suddenly became shy and interrupted Sensi and Malusil with a dance.

Jon was stunned for a moment.

No, Zhen, are you serious?

Think about it carefully.

Sister Bao really doesn't look like the kind of person who would fall in love with a normal human being (such as Julang).

A libertine like me, who knows how to cook and doesn't engage in appearance discrimination, will be unexpectedly popular?

But now is not the time to think wildly. He shrugged: "I will not participate in this matter. You have also seen that those succubi will expose themselves when they see me. If the succubi who absorb the essence are also among them, Leos and Chirchak’s energy will never be restored.”

Malusil was worried: "In other words, you can't rely on Jon's power at all. In this case, Faline, can you do it?"

"No problem, leave it to me. Now that I know the details of the monster, I will never be fooled again!" Falin was full of confidence.

However, in order to prevent accidents, Sensi and Marusil still hung far behind Faline, just in case something happened.

Two patients remain, as well as Jon and Cat.

Laios and Chilchak were too weak to talk, so Jon chatted: "Just now, those succubi changed into two images."

A human woman, referring to the mother.

A sturdy black panther, obviously, the aesthetic of cats.

Izujinmei said unhappily: "What do you care?"

Understand it.

That's how kittens are.

If you take the initiative to kiss and hug them, they will definitely run away quickly.

But Jon didn't believe it.

While Maluxiel, the troublesome guy, was away, he quickly locked the cat's neck: "Why are you so obsessed with turning back into an ordinary person? Do you want to get married and have children, or do you want to live a peaceful life? I know someone who wants to live a peaceful life, and his head was crushed half a circle by an ambulance."

The cat was stressed.

Unfortunately, Jon's strength was too great, and she couldn't break free at all.

She wanted to attack with her claws, just like Nekomiya Matana, scraping was fast, but it didn't break the defense.

She struggled for a long time.

Nor did he take out someone's palm.

She accepted her fate.

Jon: "That's right."

As he spoke, he took out a mackerel like a magician.

Izujinmei was stunned.

No.

You still carry fish with you?

How come there is no smell at all!

Although he was puzzled, the smell was so fragrant that the cow cat couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

"When this is over, you can team up with me. I promise to raise you fat and white." Jon seduced the little loli like a bad uncle, constantly teasing Izujinmei with fish.

Izujinmei: !!!

This guy is really dangerous.

She used to think that no one would be interested in the body of a beast.

But now.

She knows she is wrong.

The cat's eyes were stern.

Izujinmei, even if I die outside and jump from here, I will not eat a bite of your mackerel.

(Bite)

I really want to~

It turns out that feeding cats also requires emotional investment.

Without that troublesome guy named Maruxiel, you can see how smoothly the relationship is cultivated.

This person often cannot stand nagging.

As he was talking.

The three people who captured the succubus are back.

For some reason, Xiaolongnu's face is redder than before.

Senxi and Maruxiel also have a strange expression of wanting to say something but not being able to.

Take a closer look.

The silly elf seems to be a little disappointed.

Fortunately, they successfully captured the fat succubus.

A 'halfling'.

A 'pointed ear'.

"Wait for you, I will take out the essence right now." Senxi is simple-minded and willing to keep the secret in his stomach forever, dragging the two fat succubus away.

Falin sat down next to Laos and whispered something.

Maruxiel glared at Jon fiercely, not knowing whether it was because of Izujinmei or because of what happened just now.

Can Jon bear this?

Let go of the cat and approached him in a mean way.

"Speaking of that halfling, the blond one, he's really easy to understand."

Chechilchak turned his head deliberately after hearing this.

Although but.

His wife has black hair...

Those who can't get it will always be in turmoil.

Those who understand will understand.

Those who don't understand don't need to understand.

At this moment, Jon said again: "As for Laos, Maruxiel, don't you think that elf is a bit like you?"

Maruxiel had been thinking about Falin, and now after hearing what Qiao Wen said, she suddenly came back to her senses.

Could it be!

Eh?

Laos, you're serious!

Successfully diverted hatred.

Jon left with satisfaction.

Senxi moved quickly, and soon came out with two bowls of rice porridge that looked like hot milk.

"In order to make you recover better, I deliberately added some seasoning and rice." Senxi said gently.

If it were normal ingredients, it would be fine.

That essence was obviously taken from the body.

To be honest, it was a little repulsive.

White, thick, taken from the body of the succubus...

Laios and Chirchak swallowed their saliva in embarrassment.

But there was no other way.

If they didn't drink it, they couldn't recover.

Laios and Chirchak gritted their teeth and gulped down the essence porridge.

Jon clapped his hands: "This is - the essence (qi) porridge of careless eating."

At first glance, there was nothing wrong with the words, but after careful consideration, it always felt a little weird.

But forget it.

After drinking the special rice porridge, Laos and Chirchak finally recovered.

The two breathed a sigh of relief.

Looked at each other.

Feeling a little ashamed for some reason.

In order to ease this embarrassment.

They took the initiative to propose to eliminate all the succubi.

This time.

Jon was of great use.

The group formed a long snake formation, led by Qiao Wen, like a small train, with only one word: charge!

Because the succubi could not mimic the perfect object in Jon's mind, they soon turned into a ball of blood mist.

In addition, Maluciel and Farin released magic from time to time, Sensi and Laos made up for it, and Izumi and Chilchak supported it.

Soon.

The succubi were wiped out.

Even the cubs in the water were not spared.

It was so cruel.

"It's a pity that even I don't want to taste what a succubus tastes like." Laos looked at the corpses on the ground and suddenly said.

After he finished speaking, Maluciel's head was hit hard by the staff: "Stop talking, I'm going to vomit."

Anyway, the succubus level was passed.

After getting ready, the group set out again.

However, they didn't know.

In the chaos, some succubi still escaped justice.

About half a day later.

Kabul and Mislen also came to this hall.

Seeing the mess on the ground, the dark-skinned sports student pinched his eyebrows: "Another step late, but it was really a refreshing battle."

He couldn't imagine how far he had to go to see the tragic scene in front of him.

Mislen looked indifferent.

"This should be a succubus. I thought it had long been extinct, but I didn't expect it to be in this maze..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a rustling sound in the corner.

Turning his head, a naked black-haired woman with elf features walked out with a smile.

Mislen still had a blank expression on his face.

He had already been stripped of all his desires by the devil, including the star desire.

No matter how you think about it, this succubus will not come for him.

Then there is only one answer.

But Kabul's face was flushed.

Deep in his heart, he clearly denied the arrogant elves, so why?

Could it be the influence of his adoptive mother...

And that face.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like Lin.

"Damn it! Mr. Mislen, kill these succubi quickly!" Kabul shouted.

Mr. Mislen, use your invincible transfer magic to think of a way.

Mislen said "Oh", but did not refuse.

With a raised hand, he transferred the succubus into the wall.

After doing all this, he said: "Go on, I have a hunch that we will see the real owner soon. That guy, is his name Jon?"

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"Speaking of which, after being bitten by the succubus, I seemed to have a very strange dream during the time when I fell into a coma."

As he walked, Laos suddenly spoke.

"In the dream, there seemed to be a snow-white lion, claiming to be a guardian beast of the country or something, and told me a lot of nonsense, such as the plan after becoming the master of the maze, and the expansion of personal connections and... Oh, there seemed to be orcs, and you also turned into various strange appearances."

"Huh?" Chilchak said unhappily: "You were bitten by the succubus and lost your mind, right?"

Laos laughed: "It's quite interesting, Marusil turned into a chimera, and there is also the super two-headed flame ice Sensi, the super two-headed flame ice Chilchak, the three-headed six-armed Jon and Itsuzumi.

Falin also looks like a normal person, what a wonderful dream."

"As for our various monster forms, it doesn't matter at all, what's the matter with the two-winged lion?" Marusil heard something wrong in it, after all, dreams occupy a very important position in mysticism.

Laos scratched his head: "The lion seemed very lonely, unable to move freely and unable to taste delicious food. He looked quite lonely. He also said that when he looked at the food we ate every day, it seemed as if he was eating it, so he came to me."

Jon said: "The guy who seduces others in dreams must have bad intentions."

Laos was thoughtful.

Senxi suddenly interrupted: "Although it's a bit late to say this now, we should have collected some succubus larvae just now."

Everyone: ...