A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

After the two girls met, the atmosphere became a little delicate.

Misato Katsuragi chuckled: "Oh, Ritsuko, how could it be you?"

Ritsuko Akagi smiled: "Captain Katsuragi, what did you do? Not only are we short of manpower, but we are also short on time. We are lost inside the base. Have you ever thought about how much more workload this will increase?"

"Sorry, sorry~" Misato Katsuragi deliberately acted cute.

Then Ritsuko Akagi looked at Shinji: "So, he is that boy?"

Misato Katsuragi said: "Yes, the third fittest person was selected based on Maruduk's report."

"The one who is capable." Shinji calmly kept this word in his mind.

"Then please give me more advice in the future -" Ritsuko Akagi nodded to Shinji.

Misato Katsuragi took the opportunity to say: "This child is just like his father, too old-fashioned and not cute at all."

Shinji twitched his lips.

Just wanted to say something.

Suddenly, the voice in my heart sounded again.

He abruptly changed his words to, "What? Has the monster he saw before started acting again!"

…

War meeting room.

"Deputy Commander, the target is moving again!"

Upon hearing this, Deputy Commander Fuyutsuki Kozo's expression suddenly became serious, and he turned around and said, "Understood, all members are ready to enter the first battle."

With an order, a rapid announcement sounded inside the base.

[All personnel enter the first battle and prepare for the ground attack. 】

…

Within the lift.

"Did you hear that? This is an emergency." Misato Katsuragi looked serious.

Then she turned her head and stared at Shinji doubtfully: "But then again, how did you know?"

Ritsuko Akagi also had a strange look on his face, as if he had thought of something, but was not sure.

Shinji didn't know how to explain it, so he could only remain silent.

The two girls saw that he seemed to have no intention of speaking.

They looked at each other and quietly ignored the topic.

In order to ease the awkward atmosphere, Misato Katsuragi asked again: "How is Unit-00?"

Ritsuko Akagi said: "It is still loaded with B-type equipment and is currently cooling down."

"No, can that thing really be driven? Hasn't it been used once?" Misato Katsuragi expressed her worries.

Ritsuko Akagi said calmly: "Yes, the current activation probability is 0.000000001%."

Eight zeros after the decimal point, almost nothing.

"There is always a possibility of starting. Although the O9 system is useless, it at least provides us with a glimmer of hope." Misato Katsuragi looked at the giant palm outside the window and sighed: "Anyway, if it really can't be started, it will be very important to the base. We can’t make up for the loss.”

While talking, the destination has arrived.

The empty hall was dark.

Shinji felt that it was very dark here.

As a result, the next second, the lights were turned on, and a dark purple nose appeared in front of him.

The huge robot, soaked in deep purple solution, stands tall!

Shinji was stunned for a moment and couldn't recover for a long time.

Ritsuko Akagi introduced to him: "The ultimate general-purpose humanoid decisive weapon, the android EVANGELION. This Unit-01 was created under extremely strict conditions and is the last trump card of our species."

As soon as he finished speaking, the voice in Shinji's head scoffed.

"The strongest ace?"

Shinji seemed to want to say something, or to ask Mr. Jon to be quiet for a while.

At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared in the window above his head.

The child suddenly lost his composure, "Father?"

"Oh oh oh, come out, don't be a father, come out."

Jon became more and more coaxing, and simply suggested to Shinji:

"You kid, give me your body now, and I promise to use the most amazing fighting skills you have ever seen in your life to beat this old guy until he can't take care of himself."

Shinji's head was full of black lines.

When the bearded man Ikari Gendo saw Shinji, he showed an expression of being in control, and said calmly: "Since everyone is here, there is nothing to talk nonsense about, now attack immediately."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was no response from Shinji. Misato Katsuragi said with a puzzled face: "Attack? Now? Isn't Unit Zero still in a frozen state?"

Ikari Yuantang said nothing.

Misato Katsuragi seemed to understand something, "Are you going to use Unit 1?"

Ritsuko Akagi seemed to have expected it, and said calmly: "At this moment, we have no other choice."

Misato Katsuragi: "Hey, hey, are you making a mistake? Zero can't move yet, we don't have a pilot."

Ritsuko Akagi signaled with her eyes: "The driver...actually there is one, he is already here."

Misato Katsuragi suddenly looked to her side, "You're not kidding, are you? Shinji has been at this base for less than half an hour."

Ritsuko Akagi looked at Shinji: "You, go drive."

"Initially, Unit Zero and Unit Zero were synchronized, but it took 7 months. Shinji had just arrived, so it was definitely not possible." Misato Katsuragi crossed her arms.

Ritsuko Akagi said: "Just sit on it and there is no need to operate it at all. To be precise, what he has to do is not difficult.

Defeating the apostles is our top priority now. As long as there is a little hope, we cannot give up. Didn't you say this yourself?

There is no other way. "

Katsuragi Misato couldn't help but remain silent.

Ritsuko Akagi added: "Actually, you understand in your heart, Captain Katsuragi."

Katsuragi Misato remained silent.

Shinji, the person involved, looked indignant, "So is this why you called me here? Father."

"If I said no, you wouldn't believe it, right? That's right, it's what you think." Ikari Yuantang stood on top, and in the light, his face could not be seen clearly, only a blurry outline remained. .

Shinji clenched his hands into fists, "You mean, let me drive this thing and fight the monster just now?"

"That's right." Ikari Yuantang nodded and admitted.

With tears in his eyes, Shinji raised his head stubbornly, "I don't want it! Why do you want me to come now? You haven't needed me for a long time!"

Ikari Yuantang said ruthlessly: "I just asked you to come because I need you, it's that simple."

"Then why choose me?" Shinji lowered his head.

Ikari Yuantang said matter-of-factly: "Because others can't do it."

"I can't do what they can't do." Shinji was extremely disappointed. "I have never heard of such a thing, never seen it, and never heard of it. How could I possibly do it!"

He almost growled the last words out of his mouth.

Ikari Yuantang's dead face always maintained an expression, "It's okay, I will command you remotely."

Shinji still emphasized on the spot: "What I can't do, I definitely can't do it, how could I possibly drive such a thing..."

Over and over again, Ikari Yuantang seemed a little impatient, "Are you going to do it or not? If you don't want to do it, get out, I don't need waste here!"

"He is ruthless and worthy of being a ghost~Father~"

The voice in my head sounded appropriately.

"For a father like this, why do you recognize him? It's better to go out and buy a piece of barbecued pork than him."

Shinji remained silent.

The voice continued: "Now my words still count, give me your body, I will definitely give you a good feeling... Ah, of course it's the feeling of beating that old guy up, not in the adult sense. That kind of cool.”

Shinji remained silent.

But anyone can see that he is struggling in his heart right now.

The silent attitude is more like acquiescence.

"If you don't say anything, do you think you agree?"

"Honestly, I've been waiting for this moment for a long time."

Shinji took a deep breath, silently unclenched his clenched fists, and gently closed his eyes.

Others only thought that Shinji was going to accept his fate.

Unexpectedly, he suddenly opened his eyes in the next second, with an unprecedented look in his eyes.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No, we should be arrogant at this time, only the COS soul hall elders can do that."

Misato Katsuragi thought Shinji was driven crazy by his biological father, and unbearable flashes appeared in her eyes.

Ritsuko Akagi sighed, and the other crew members around him were looking here, as if waiting for something.

Suddenly, a violent explosion sounded above the base.

Ritsuko Akagi looked at Shinji who was mentally broken: "There is no time."

'Shinji' looked back with provocative eyes, "What's going on? It's none of my business."

Ritsuko Akagi was stunned for a moment.

Because the feeling that 'Shinji' gave her now was completely different from before.

Katsuragi Misato was also confused.

In a daze, she thought of all the abnormalities in the car and called Ritsuko Akagi aside.

After a brief exchange, Ritsuko Akagi was visibly panicked, "What did you say? Dual personality!"

Misato Katsuragi made a 'shh' gesture and persuaded her in a gentle voice: "Shinji, there is no time left. How about you go fly Unit-00? What on earth did you come here for?"

"What do you think?" 'Shinji' asked.

After a pause, he added: "Don't think that because you are good-looking, I won't dare to criticize you. I am a true feminist. No matter who you are, I will treat everyone equally."

Misato Katsuragi was immediately speechless.

After a long while, he continued: "Come back, Shinji, don't give up, don't run away, hide your true self behind a false personality, this is not the real you."

"How do you know this is not the real me? What do you know about me?" 'Shinji' sneered and waved his hand, asking the lustful elder sister to step aside temporarily.

Then he looked at the blurry black figure high up and raised his fingers: "Lao Deng, get the hell out of here."

Ikari Yuantang's face turned pale.

After taking a few deep breaths, he quickly adjusted himself and ordered to the side: "Dongyue, go wake up Zero."

Fuyutsuki Kozo on the screen said worriedly, "Can Zero still be used? You know, her situation..."

Ikari Yuantang was extremely calm: "What can't be used? It's just injured, not dead."

Fuyutsuki Kozo sighed, "I understand."

After a while, Ikari Yuantang and Zero started talking:

"zero."

"Yes, I'm here."

"That substitute is useless, go and fight."

"yes."

Hearing what the commander said, Ritsuko Akagi had no choice but to put Shinji aside and gave instructions to the surrounding crew members: "Switch the combat system of Unit-00 to zero mode and restart it."

Once the combat state starts, everyone is an indispensable screw.

Including Katsuragi Misato and Akagi Ritsuko, they all left their respective posts where Shinji went.

'Shinji' didn't care, just stared at the black shadow above.

other side.

A doctor and two nurses rushed over to a hospital bed.

On the hospital bed was a beautiful girl with short blue hair and an expressionless face, wearing a bandage.

Wearing a white one-piece combat uniform, there were several bottles of water hanging on his arms.

She turned over and sat up, gasping for air, showing a pained expression.

'Shinji' walked over and said in a chatty manner: "If you don't want to go, just don't go. If the destruction of mankind is an inevitable fate, it will be useless if you work hard."

Zero glanced at 'Shinji' in surprise, and quickly returned to his expressionless state.

"Sorry, please don't hinder our work."

Before Zero said anything, several nurses were unhappy and pushed Shinji.

'Shinji' chuckled and raised his hand, "You will regret it."

As he finished speaking, the quiet Unit 1 behind him suddenly made some movement.

Like 'Shinji', he also raised his arms.

"No more pretending, let me show my cards, I am Jon, Jon Joestar!"

What the hell?

Has that second personality developed to this level?

Ikari Yuantang frowned.

However, now is not the time to pursue this issue.

Misato Katsuragi ran to Jon, "Please, Shinji, I know you have the ability to drive EVA. All of us have seen it. The situation is urgent now..."

"Let's kill Astra, no, Ikari Yuantang!" Jon turned around and added.

Katsuragi Misato was stunned for a moment, "The situation is urgent now, hurry up and repel the apostles!"

"You can, you can, but if you let me take action, you will have to pay a lot of price." Jon rubbed his hands.

"What price?"

Jon smiled: "As everyone knows, I am an adult and have some adult needs."

Where does your little brat get the need from?

This second personality is a bit too frivolous.

Misato Katsuragi frowned and nodded seriously: "No matter what it is, as long as you are willing to drive Eva, I will promise you anything."

"Ok." Jon chuckled.

He looked at the dark figure high up again and said, "Lao Deng, please wait for me for a while and deal with the troublesome guy outside. I will come to settle the score with you again."

Ikari Yuantang remained silent.

…

【Cooling completed】

[The right bend is fixed, and there is no contact with anything in the body]

[Stop signal, the platoon leader has been pulled out]

[Insert the injection plug to open the spinal conduction system]

[Ready to connect...]

After a lot of hard work, Jon finally fulfilled his childhood dream of driving an EVA.

Sitting on the seat, the light yellow wonderful solution gradually filled the cabin.

Ritsuko Akagi's voice sounded at the right time: "It doesn't matter. You don't have to hold your breath. Once the lungs are filled with lc l, the blood can directly obtain the required oxygen and you will be able to adapt quickly."

"The key is, I wasn't nervous, let alone holding my breath." Jon's expression remained normal.

Needless to say, this feeling of water filling the lungs is a bit unpleasant.

But compared to driving EVA, this is not a problem and is completely within the tolerance range.

He smiled and said to Shinji: "I asked you to exercise a long time ago, but you didn't listen. Now with this weak body, I can't use my strength at all."

Shinji:......

Silence is my best answer.