A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"How long have your schizophrenia symptoms lasted?"

Hearing this, Shinji was stunned: "I don't understand what you are talking about? Ms. Ritsuko, I am normal."

In order to verify that what he said was true, he patted his chest and assured word by word: "Really, I am not sick! You believe me, I am really not sick!"

Akagi Ritsuko remained silent, just writing and drawing on the folder.

Shinji was anxious.

Just about to say something.

Suddenly, he was interrupted by Akagi Ritsuko: "Since you said you are not schizophrenic, what about 'Mr. Jon'?

Through the monitoring equipment, you have mentioned this name more than once. Captain Misato Katsuragi also told me that when I received you, you showed an abnormal state."

Shinji: ...

Careless.

Ritsuko Akagi's pen tapped back and forth rhythmically: "Shinji, this is to help you, and to help all mankind.

You are the pilot of Unit-01, and you are responsible for the important mission of fighting against the apostles. I don't want to see a scene of betrayal, so you'd better tell the truth."

Shinji took a deep breath.

At this moment, he pressed his temple: "What? You want to talk to her?"

Ritsuko Akagi suddenly became energetic and even sat up straight.

Shinji was still "mumbling to himself": "No, please don't come out to make trouble at this time... I understand... But... You really won't do anything excessive? Okay, I know."

He looked up.

Just met Ritsuko Akagi's eyes: "Mr. Jon said that he wants to talk to you in person."

Ritsuko Akagi nodded: "I wish for it."

After the words fell.

The momentum of Shinji in front of him changed.

It was like a docile lamb that suddenly turned into an unruly hungry wolf.

His eyes were unscrupulous, looking back and forth at the blonde beauty.

Ritsuko Akagi turned a blind eye and asked curiously, "So - you are Mr. Jon."

"Jon Joestar, a spirit from outer space, a witness to the fate of all living beings, a joy beyond all else. Yes, that's me~" Jon smiled and said, "I won't say any more nonsense. I think you are still charming, young lady."

Ritsuko Akagi didn't get angry, and patiently recorded key words such as "frivolous behavior", "dissolute behavior", and "cynical".

Stop writing.

She asked in a gentle voice, "It was you who drove Unit-01 that day, right?"

"It was indeed me at the beginning, but later, I was rejected by Unit-01." Jon said truthfully, "There is no way, I can only let that kid take the number... You should understand what I mean."

"How long have you been born?" Ritsuko Akagi asked.

"It's been a long time. Time has no meaning to me at all." Jon shrugged. "As long as I want, I can speed up or rewind time in a moment."

Akagi Ritsuko nodded and asked, "What do you need?"

"Yes, of course." Jon smiled, "Delicious food, fun things, gold, silver, treasures, silks, and beautiful women, I will accept them all."

He looked at Akagi Ritsuko, "As the last trump card of mankind and the hope of all mankind, this request should not be excessive, right?"

Akagi Ritsuko didn't say anything.

Jon didn't want to let her go, so he asked again, "I say, this request should not be excessive, right?"

"I can't promise you anything. This is not within my responsibility." Akagi Ritsuko said.

Jon was unhappy and snorted, "You can't make the decision, right? Okay, I'll go find Madao. Wearing sunglasses all day long to pretend to be deep makes people uncomfortable."

What the hell is Madao?

By the way, the commander is the only man wearing sunglasses in the base.

Under the gaze of Akagi Ritsuko, Jon stood up.

Although he was still the same size, showing the frailty of a teenager, at this moment, he revealed an unprecedented decisiveness and awe.

Ritsuko Akagi knew that Shinji was serious.

His second personality, the bastard personality, could really do anything!

"Calm down first." Ritsuko Akagi quickly stopped him.

Jon laughed: "Calm down? I'm very angry now."

He blinked: "Or else, can you help me?"

Ritsuko Akagi: ...

God is above.

Was he harassed by an underage X?

Thinking of this, the pair of round beautiful legs unconsciously clamped a little tighter.

Jon said, "Look at you, you're anxious again. I haven't said anything yet, but you're so reluctant. I'm a hero, a hero who saved all mankind from the apostle crisis. Can't I meet this request? Next time, whoever wants to drive that broken EVA can drive it."

As he said that, he turned over and got out of bed, and he was about to walk out without even wearing shoes.

His speed was so fast that Ritsuko Akagi wanted to reach out to stop him, but she failed to catch him.

Seeing that they were about to reach the door, Ritsuko Akagi hurriedly said, "Don't go out, outside..."

There were people outside.

They were professional soldiers.

The moment he went out, Jon was pointed at the vitals by several guns.

He blew a whistle.

I couldn't help but clap my hands: "Okay, okay, you don't have the ability to deal with the apostles, but you have the ability to deal with your own people, right?"

If hot weapons can't kill the apostles, can they kill you?

Jon smiled, and his smile was extremely bright.

He said to Shinji: "See, this is the situation, this is the situation. If you are not a bastard, others will deal with you in a bastard way."

As soon as he finished speaking, his body moved.

This body is not very powerful, but it is more agile and versatile.

In the blink of an eye, those soldiers were knocked down by Jon in a strange way.

Ritsuko Akagi who chased out was dumbfounded.

Want to say something.

Caught off guard, he saw Jon's cold and ruthless eyes, and those words suddenly stuck in his throat.

"Don't worry, they're not dead, they just fainted temporarily." Jon said.

After a pause, he added: "But I can't guarantee it next time... Is this how the base treats pilots? I've seen it."

Ritsuko Akagi explained: "They are here to protect your safety."

"It turns out that security can't protect anyone." Jon said in the same indifferent tone: "To tell you the truth, I will rush to the war conference room, pull out the man in sunglasses, beat him up, give it to me The brother vented his anger.

If you can, stop me. If you can't, just record it safely and send me a copy afterwards as a souvenir. "

Ritsuko Akagi:......

Compared to beating up the commander or something.

She felt that she had been taken advantage of verbally, but it didn't seem to matter.

While he was thinking wildly, Jon was already far away.

This base is really too big.

After many twists and turns, I still couldn't find Ikari Yuantang.

Ritsuko Akagi has been following behind, constantly calling for reinforcements.

In a corridor.

Jon was blocked.

Led by Misato Katsuragi, they attacked from both front and back.

Jon whistled: "Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?"

He opened his arms and said, "Come on, hit here, hide for a moment. I am your grandson."

The identity of an EVA pilot is precious, especially since the 'Water Angel' has just been destroyed, the people at the base will definitely be reluctant to shoot.

Jon knows this.

Sure enough.

As soon as these words were spoken, Misato Katsuragi quickly stopped her and said: "No shooting, no one is allowed to shoot!"

Jon smiled: "You're welcome, hit me on the head."

Misato Katsuragi had a complicated expression: "Shinji, what's wrong with you? You are a gentle child, how could you become like this?"

Jon pointed to his heart: "Don't yell. Shinji is in my body and watching the show well... Speaking of which, sister, did you promise me something before? It's time to fulfill your promise now." Bar."

Misato Katsuragi:……

At that time she just said it casually.

The base was about to be breached by the apostles. In order to coax Shinji to pilot the EVA, she had no idea at all.

Who would have thought, now the old things are brought up again.

"You can do everything? Gee, that's really exciting." Jon rubbed his hands in feigned joy, "Then I'm welcome."

At this moment, Ritsuko Akagi caught up, came to Misato Katsuragi, and whispered: "I understand, this second personality should be Shinji's self-protection mechanism. Perhaps his childhood misfortune made him imagine a reliable person." The elder brother, or senior, can protect him from the wind and rain. Because he has unrealistic fantasies, it eventually turns into a mental illness, which leads to a split personality. "

"Mr. Jon was born from this..." Misato Katsuragi sighed, looking at 'Shinji' with more and more pity.

"What are you two wives talking about there?" Jon said impatiently: "If you don't dare to kill me, just get out of the way and stop chirping there. Otherwise, we can open a room to communicate alone."

Second daughter:......

Although but.

This second personality is really lustful.

It was obviously an uncle who would say these words, but it happened with Shinji's cowardly and innocent face.

If I had to give an example, it would be Franky's soul passing through Chopper.

"Anyway, calm down first. Violence can't solve any problems. I know you have complaints about your father, but Commander Ikari also has his own reasons." Ritsuko Akagi tried to persuade.

However, Jon waved his hand: "Violence can't solve any problems, but it can make me feel happy. Who doesn't have hardships? Does having hardships make you a non-human being? Why do I have to bear the grievances alone? You see, I look like an injustice Plant?"

The other person is trying to persuade you.

You reject the opponent's pua and give the opponent a punch.

Love so and so.

Don't think that just because you are good-looking, I will fuck you.

How could a civilian like Ritsuko Akagi be a match for an expert in swearing like Jon.

After a few words, he was so shocked that he was speechless.

Misato Katsuragi also wanted to dissuade her.

At this moment, a burst of footsteps suddenly sounded from behind.

It's leather boots.

The heavy leather boots made a strange sound when they stepped on the smooth floor.

When the soldiers saw the visitor, they put their guns away and saluted.

Jon whistled: "Coming, coming, Old Den rolled over by himself."

After he finished speaking, he pressed his temples: "What do you mean, good brother? Do you want to leave this important occasion to you? It's great to watch other people's output, but it's still not as good as doing it yourself."

Shinji didn't know what he said, but he suddenly shouted.

The fierce momentum turned into a "lovely and charming" one.

Ikari Yuantang came to Shinji with his hands behind his back and looked at his own son condescendingly: "Have you made enough trouble? How much longer are you going to make trouble? Do you know how many manpower you have wasted in the base by making such a trouble? What time is it now? Hou, do you have any sense of the overall situation? "

Starting at zero frame, Shinji was reduced to nothing.

Ikari Yuantang said coldly and ruthlessly: "Your mission now is to quickly recover from your injuries and adjust your body to the best condition. When you are needed to fight, you will get into the damn cockpit, fight the apostles for mankind, and defeat all invading enemies. .

Instead of standing here, throwing tantrums like a child, you really let me down. "

Shinji felt aggrieved.

"Is this what you want to tell me?" he said shakily.

Ikari Yuantang: "Otherwise? Do you think you deserve to let me allocate extra energy to take care of your emotions? I am responsible for the fate of all mankind, and I don't have time to act like a father and a son here with you."

What a loving father and filial son.

Shinji was already full of anger, but his temper was too soft. He wanted to vent his anger, but he didn't have the courage.

It's fine now.

Leave it to Jon to do it.

He just needed to see, just listen.

No need to think about anything.

Shinji smiled.

That's a relieved smile...

Mr. Jon is indeed right.

If you don't act like an asshole, others will use asshole methods to deal with you.

That being the case.

Then - be a jerk.

Raising his head suddenly, Shinji stared at his father: "You immortal thing!"

"What did you say? Tell me again!" Ikari Yuantang felt that things seemed to deviate from his imagination, and he couldn't help but get angry.

responded to his.

It's a fist!

A punch delivered by Shinji himself.

To be honest, he was very amateurish, weak, and didn't know how to address the key points.

But at any rate, he dared to attack his own father.

"The rest is up to you, Mr. Jon." Shinji shouted without caring about outsiders.

The next second, his momentum suddenly increased.

For some unknown reason, golden fighting spirit suddenly emerged from his body.

Such an abnormal phenomenon cannot be explained by modern science.

To be more specific, the style of painting is inconsistent.

"Here comes the finishing move!" Jon laughed wildly.

In the eyes of Ikari Yuantang who saw a ghost, he hugged him with both hands and suddenly threw it into the sky. Then he exerted force on his legs, followed Ikari Yuantang, and suddenly smashed down!

sigh! for! Watch! end!

Just heard a loud noise.

With the sound of broken bones.

Ikari Yuantang's whole body hit the ground in a twisted posture.

Sunglasses, broken.

The bones were also broken.

Put it this way.

Jon only left him with the function of breathing.

The rest…

Tsk.

Hard to say.

The scene suddenly became chaotic.

Everyone shouted 'Commander' and moved forward quickly.

Jon was also controlled.

certainly.

Still no one dared to do anything to him.

The EVA driver is precious.

Anyone can be a commander, but not everyone can be a pilot.

Jon clapped his hands and laughed: "It's so cool!"

Shinji also shouted: "Shuangshuangshuang!"

Those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to ink are black, and they belong to yes.

If you hang out with Mr. Qiao for a long time, you will always be led astray.

Misato Katsuragi covered her forehead and said helplessly: "Now you are in big trouble."

Jon chuckled: "Causing trouble? Let the higher-ups find a way to coax me. I'm not happy and let them deal with the apostles with their bare hands. Is a mere Ikari Yuantang worthy of being used as an excuse to attack me?"

Who does this doormat love?

I want to be a happy superman, hehe.