Chapter 254: Bodhi Patriarch?! No, I am Gandalf the White

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven Sun Wukong

"Hey hey hey!! This is slander, pure slander! I really did jump over there, and that's why I became the Monkey King!" Sun Wukong stood up and explained when he saw this scene, and he refused to admit that the dead monkey in the video had anything to do with him.

He wasn't that bad, he only jumped such a short distance from such a far distance, and he didn't even touch the waterfall!

Wukong now finally understood how Nezha felt, looking at himself in the parallel universe and being embarrassed, he was embarrassing himself!

Bajie's face turned frivolous with a teasing look, and he started to criticize without hesitation: "Come on, senior brother, don't quibble anymore. After all, no one knows what you were like before. Now it is clear that there is a similar deed to refer to, so don't deny it."

Even Jiang Hua's version of the holy monk agreed and deliberately teased: "Wukong, Bajie's words make sense. Don't you always say that you are so handsome that you can't even see the scum? Let me get to know you well."

"Master, why don't you hurry on your way? There's nothing to see." Wukong now just wants to find a place where no one is hiding. Who knows what embarrassing things the self-righteous stone monkey inside will do!

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Sun Wukong was also very embarrassed at this moment. When he saw the beginning of the shouting of Tathagata, he immediately gathered Lu Xiaoqian and others together to watch his glorious years in the past.

Who would have thought that apart from the handsome scene at the beginning, the rest was all embarrassing. Lu Xiaoqian patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder in a comforting manner: "Brother Monkey, how about we not watch it?-!"

"Look! Why not! I don't believe it, how embarrassing it can be!" Sun Wukong seemed to be stimulated at this moment, and refused to leave no matter what.

Little did he know that he would soon regret this decision, after all, the moral integrity of that world was beyond their imagination...

[The stone monkey who fell into the river and began to drift with the current did not know where he drifted! When the stone monkey opened his eyes again, he found a big mouth kissing him! There were even a few leaves on the teeth. ]

["Ah!!" The stone monkey was immediately frightened and beat the other party violently with three punches and two kicks. 】

[Then he hugged his shoulders like a little girl, as if he had been wronged, and even cried a little: "You are worse than an animal, you can even kill a monkey!!"]

[The young man with a bruised face said unhappily: "I was going to give him artificial respiration to save him! You are just like a dog biting Lu Dongbin and not knowing how to be kind!"]

[The stone monkey curled his eyes slightly: "I'm not a dog..."]

"Wahahaha... He can even be wronged like a girl, is this the current situation of the Monkey King! It's so funny... Hahaha."

"Look at how he was beaten... Tsk tsk, my dear mother, even my dear mother may not recognize him."

Everyone dared to guarantee that this was the funniest Monkey King they had ever seen. This one looked as if he had been beaten by someone.The expression of destroying the flowers and destroying the innocence is really hilarious.

Don't you think about it, you are a male monkey! Great Sage, who would be interested in your innocence...

A Chinese Odyssey World

"Is this really the dead monkey..." Bai Jingjing began to doubt her life at this moment. You are a male monkey, what is this girlish look like? ! !

But it seems to fit, the stone monkey of Flower and Fruit Mountain (self-proclaimed), the Water Curtain Cave (didn't jump in)!

Uh... Thinking about it carefully, it looks like a copycat version of Sun Wukong. No, the copycat version is not so perfunctory.

The Bodhi Patriarch in the world of the Great Sage Sun Wukong has a bad premonition. According to this experience, the next step is to find me to become his disciple!

I hope there will be no moles, no embarrassing things, and no exposure of me. I am already old and can't stand the tossing.

[The stone monkey came to his senses and asked the young man: "So, I have drifted all the way from Huaguo Mountain to here, what is this place?!"]

[The young man proudly introduced the origin of this place: "This is Lingtai Fangcun Mountain! There is a Xieyue Sanxing Cave on this mountain, and there is a fairy in the cave, who is Bodhi Patriarch!"]

["Fairy!" The stone monkey's eyes lit up immediately when he heard the word fairy. ]

[The young man was accustomed to the stone monkey's reaction: "Yes! The real fairy of the magic staff, I even asked him for an autograph! He also taught me a dance and I will dance it for you."]

["Pah-pah-pah, I am the best at pah-pah!" The young man sang the beat and really jumped up, twisting his body. ]

[When he started to dance, the stone monkey had already left, jumping in the jungle, and there were road signs like those on the highway on the road! 】

[There are two arrows above, marking the distance and direction of the Xieyue Sanxing Cave and the public toilet respectively! 】

When people from other worlds saw this scene, their faces were full of black lines, and they just felt a headache! It's over, this Bodhi Patriarch doesn't seem to be a serious person, and are you sure that the person you met is really a god and not a star...

Which god will sign autographs like a big star? ! This is too cheap. And don't dance this devilish dance, are you sure that Bodhi Patriarch really taught you? !

"Why is there a highway sign here! Is this a highway service area? It even marks the location of the toilet..."

Too many slots simply rubbed everyone's IQ on the ground. Is this the legendary monkey-style intelligence subtraction? It's so scary! !

Now everyone even has no doubt that a traffic policeman will appear on the road to catch up with the stone monkey and say that he is speeding! After all, there are road signs, and it is not impossible for a traffic policeman to appear.

[Fortunately, the traffic policeman that everyone expected did not show up, and the stone monkey came to the entrance of a cave with a moon and three stars carved on it. ]

[“It seems to be here!” The stone monkey looked around and confirmed it before walking in. ]

[The stone monkey walked through a longThe dark cave, came to a pure white place, looked around and was quite surprised: "This is what this cave is like." 】

[As the stone monkey continued to go deeper, it gradually turned into an endless blue sky and white clouds. Such a refreshing feeling made the stone monkey run happily! 】

["Sun Wukong...Sun Wukong...!!"]

[Hearing someone shouting, the stone monkey also stopped and looked back to find an old man with white hair and long beard seemed to be talking to him. 】

["Old sir, are you calling me?!" The stone monkey pointed at himself in confusion: "Old sir, you recognized the wrong monkey, my name is not Sun Wukong!"]

[The old man laughed: "No, I called you Wukong, you are Wukong!"]

["Old sir, you are Bodhi Patriarch, please accept me as your disciple!" The stone monkey's eyes turned into stars and asked. 】

[Gandalf also revealed his identity: "No, I am not Bodhi, I am Gandalf the White."] (To read the exciting novels, go to Flylu Novel Network!)

["Oh..." The stone monkey turned around and left without hesitation, as if staying for a second longer would be disrespectful to Bodhi Patriarch. After all, he came to worship Bodhi, not Gandalf. 】

"Gandalf the White... Where did this Lord of the Rings come from? Don't think you can pretend to be one by wearing white. No wonder Wukong turned around and left. I would leave too!"

"Hahaha, Wukong left decisively, and said "oh" directly, indicating that he was not looking for you! It seems that Wukong's target is very clear!"

Little did they know that the Bodhi Patriarchs in other worlds all breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there was a Gandalf who came out of nowhere to take the blame. If others asked, they would say that it was Gandalf who taught them. What does it have to do with me, Bodhi.

The World Under One Person[]

"Gandalf the White Robe... Where is Bodhi Patriarch?!" Xu Si's mouth twitched as he held the cigarette in his mouth, and he looked at the discs of the Lord of the Rings and other series in his hand and fell into deep thought.

Then he slapped the table with a fierce swing: "Why did you appear in the world of monkeys! You walked into the wrong set!!"

Just beat your Balrog honestly, why are you here to join in the fun...

The Prequel to the Legend of the Magic Lotus

Sun Wukong, who was in Huaguo Mountain at the moment, rolled his eyes and thought to himself: "Looking at this outfit, he looks quite similar to Master, but I have never heard of this name."

Since Master has told us not to say his name, then it's okay to say Gandalf, right? !

After all, he looks like his own Master in another world, and saying his name doesn't seem to affect the Master in his own world. .

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